I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

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"Wife?"

"Am I dressed like this handsome?" Xu Mang was wearing a Batman sweater, standing in front of the mirror in the locker room, posing like a meditator. He felt handsome, and his charm value increased by 300%. The female creatures of the universe all bow down under their jeans.

"..."

"I said you can be more normal?" Yang Xiaoman gritted his teeth with anger, and yelled angrily: "Give me a suit for my old lady... Don't be stupid or wear such idiot clothes, you shameless... I still want a face! People dress so formal, you dress like a clown."

"A suit?"

"It's too hot... can't stand it." Xu Mang frowned. He is the person who hates wearing suits the most. Although he has a figure in a suit, he doesn't like wearing it, so it feels uncomfortable to wear it. The hall is so hot, isn’t wearing a suit alive and hot?

finally,

Xu Mang insisted on his idea, wearing Batman's sweater, wearing a pair of black leggings, and then paired with a pair of limited edition AJ, very young and energetic.

"Super ugly!"

"Tubula Ji... I don't know why you like it so much." Yang Xiaoman pouted, complaining about Xu Mang's dress. She liked Xu Mang to become a gentleman in a suit, but Xu Mang did. Like to be a bandit.

"earth?"

"Are you funny?" Xu Mang frowned, and said solemnly: "I am the most fashionable trendy man in the scientific world, and the smartest scientist in the fashion world. I can only play with comprehensive strength these years. . I'm so awesome."

"moron!"

"You are the most stupid person in the salted fish world, the most salted fish in the idiot world." Yang Xiaoman can't stand Xu Mang's self-confidence. Although he is already his wife, every time he sees his husband pretending to be forced to Fried hair.

"cut!"

"Then you still don't understand me." Xu Mang said with a look of contempt: "Xiao Man...you are a bit bad...too superficial, everything can only be seen on the surface, not the connotation. Does his deepest soul know the poem "Peach Blossom Temple"?"

Yang Xiaoman froze for a moment, and asked nervously: "Speaking of ancient poems... there are literary questions in the contest, you... how do you study literature?"

"literature?"

"My high school Ningshi composition, everyone first prize!" Xu Mang said seriously: "You think it's fake?"

"roll!"

"Broken composition first prize, keep hanging on your mouth... Are you annoying?" Yang Xiaoman gave a white look and said angrily: "I tell you... the program group has made you more difficult, you can Be up for it... If you come back with the last one, I will screw your head off."

"Ouch..."

"Relax!" Xu Mang didn't care at all, and said indifferently: "I am always worried about this, where I am worried...I still twist my head at every turn, can you be more elegant and easygoing?"

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

This fool,

There will be no champions by then, I can't kill you looking at my mother!

quickly,

When everything was cleaned up, Xu Mang drove Xiaoman to the Magic City TV station. Hearing this woman talk about precautions along the way, he had to say... Xiaoman felt more and more like a mother. The compelling look, like the way my mother once taught herself.

Every daughter-in-law will become a wife,

I don't know if my son will be caught in the battle between the mother-in-law and the daughter-in-law when he sees his daughter-in-law when he reaches the age of marriage.

"Wife?"

"How will you treat your daughter-in-law in the future?" Xu Mang said seriously: "For example, your daughter-in-law is a bit crazy, and it just conflicts with your ideas. Do you just endure it, or just sing against her?"

"I?"

"Of course I am a sensible mother-in-law." Yang Xiaoman curled his lips and said disdainfully: "I always convince people with reason...As long as the other party can stand up to reason, I won't bother her if I kill her. Whatever the love is, it’s okay for the two to fall in love anyway. My mother is very reasonable."

Ha ha...

Open your eyes and talk nonsense,

You can be reasonable, the sows are on the tree!

Xu Mang doesn't think Xiaoman is a good mother, a representative of a good mother-in-law, it is very likely that she is the kind of savage mother and vicious mother-in-law who is played in TV dramas.

...

To the TV station,

Xu Mang was wearing a polarizer and a hat as before. At this time, he and Xiaoman were standing at the entrance of the hall. Several security guards came over and asked, but Xiaoman sent them away, but the security guards stood on the side and did not leave. , For fear that these two people are the kind of extreme personnel, they are on the TV station...

soon,

A middle-aged man ran over. Judging from his expression at the moment, he was very nervous now.

"Academician Xu!"

"Mr. Yang!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... let the two of you wait a long time." The middle-aged man said hurriedly: "Why don't you come to my office now? It's still early."

Seeing the three people walking into the elevator, the security guards who were supervising Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman glanced at each other, and they noticed a trace of panic. This...this is the director... A young man, so humble...

Celebrity?

Even if it is a star, it is impossible to make the leader of the Magic TV station so panic, unless...

The identity of these two people is...

unimaginable!

at this time,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were sitting in the office of the director. Unlike the people they visited, they behaved very casually, especially Xu Mang...the whole person was lazy and sloppy, and they didn't treat the leader in front of them at all. Back to the matter.

"Mr. Yang?"

"How is your uncle?" the director asked with a smile.

"Okay."

"I haven't contacted him for a long time." Yang Xiaoman said calmly: "My husband often meets him, but there is no way...sometimes on business trips to the capital, and meet the uncle by the way, but you also know... my uncle is very Busy, my husband is even busier."

"Yes Yes Yes!"

The director glanced at Xu Mang who was listless, and asked carefully: "Academician Xu... Didn't you rest well yesterday?"

"Okay."

"In other words, I'm quite curious, Director Zhou... How did you think of launching such a program?" Xu Mang asked curiously, "I met a star a few days ago, and it seems that it is also a certain person in your station. The judges of a show are similar to "My Xueba Daddy"...but that show is hard for me to say."

Director Zhou was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said: "That show...There are indeed many problems. I didn't expect Academician Xu to know about it."

"Oh..."

"Search it casually." Xu Mang smiled: "How do you think about it?"

"..."

"In fact, this was an attempt. Originally, we didn't expect "My Xueba Daddy" to catch on. On the contrary, we had great expectations for another show. The result... completely deviated from our expectations." Zhou The director said: "That's probably the case."

"That's it..."

"It's good to do more shows like this, so that the public can understand the charm of science." Xu Mang nodded and said seriously: "Keep up the ground."

Words fall,

Chong Xiaoman said: "My wife... such a show needs to be sponsored!"

"Ok!"

"The next season of "My Xueba Daddy", Xu Yang Hi-Tech Company will be named!" Yang Xiaoman said calmly: "Director Zhou...should be no problem? How much others give...I will Double it."

"that..."

"Thank you, Mr. Yang!" Director Zhou was surprised. He was really worried about how to establish a good communication channel with the Yang family. He didn't expect it to be established so suddenly.

At this time,

Director Guo and Director Ouyang came to the office and saw two young people sitting in it, but the director of the station looked nervous. They knew that these two must be Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman.

"Director Guo!"

"Director Ouyang!"

"Come here..."

Director Zhou hurriedly greeted the two, and then introduced to Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman: "Academician Xu, President Yang, this is the head of the program group of "My Xueba Daddy", this is the director of the show... ."

"Hello, Academician Xu, Hello, President Yang!"

"Hello, Academician Xu, Hello, President Yang!"

The two were very respectful towards Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman. After all, even their director respected these two people so much, and they didn't need to say anything more, everything was in their words and deeds.

"Academician Xu..."

"I think you must have known the rules before, but because you are too strong and affected the principle of fairness and justice that the program group has always implemented, so... we revised the rules." Director Ouyang said cautiously: "The specifics are increased. You already know a link and what link."

"and also..."

"About an hour, why don't you go backstage with me to prepare now?" Ouyang said, "We have prepared a small room for you."

"Oh..."

"Can you go with my wife?" Xu Mang asked.

"can!"

...

Backstage,

In the small room,

Xu Mang was sitting on the sofa ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ while tilting Erlang's legs, while knocking on the melon seeds, he didn't care what happened next.

"How about this mask?"

Yang Xiaoman took a beaming mask and asked with a grin: "I feel pretty good... you try it on?"

"I'm a father now!"

"You let me wear this beaming mask?" Xu Mang said with a dark face, "Can you give me a little dignity?"

"Humph!"

"Annoying!"

Yang Xiaoman gave a white look, and then continued to choose the mask. Soon she saw another mask, the mask of Ultraman Tiga, and said casually: "To... your son's favorite Ultraman in the future Man mask."

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

This woman...

Hopeless!

finally,

Xu Mang chose Hayao Miyazaki’s film "Spirited Away", the main character of the mask of the faceless man. He likes this role very much. The faceless man has a strong symbolism, of course... there is another one. Layer meaning.

"Ugh?"

"How do you choose this?" Yang Xiaoman frowned and asked curiously: "Does it make any sense?"

"The faceless man got a real salvation from the soul with the help of Chihiro, from a cannibal monster to an assistant to Mother Qian." Xu Mang touched Xiaoman's head, revealing a trace. A light smile: "It's like I became what I am now because of you."

"Husband~"

Yang Xiaoman was so touched that this unexpected tenderness instantly melted his heart.

"Husband!"

"I love you!" Yang Xiaoman hugged Xu Mang and said softly: "Although I love you very much...but if I don't get the first place, I will still kill you."

Xu Mang:? ? ?

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