I Eat Monsters In the Town Monster

Qin Shaoyou found Third Sister in the backyard and found that she was wearing brand new hairpins and bracelets on her head and hands.

It seems that Xue Qingshan has recently brought the "buy, buy, buy" trick to the extreme, but Qin Shaoyou really disagrees with his aesthetics.

Whether it's a hairpin or a bracelet, Xue Qingshan always buys the big and heavy ones, that is to say, the third sister doesn't dislike them and puts them on.

"After the third brother-in-law has finished interrogating Ruan Xiangxiang, I have to give him a suggestion. Jewelry is not a weapon. Why make it so big and heavy? You have to choose beautiful ones."

While complaining secretly in his heart, Qin Shaoyou praised the beauty of the third sister's new hairpin and new bracelet, then he took out the amulet and handed it to the third sister.

He had given Xue Xiaobao an amulet before, and Xue Qingshan had specially told his wife and children about the value and usefulness of this treasure.

So Xue Qinshi didn't ask what the amulet was for or how to use it, but just complained that Qin Shaoyou spent money indiscriminately.

"If you have money to buy amulets for Xiaobao and me, you might as well save it to marry a wife. At your age, it's time to marry a wife and have a baby."

Good guy, in a different world, you can't escape being forced to marry?

Qin Shaoyou didn't answer her words, but said: "Don't worry, third sister, my amulet was made by a friend of Yuhuangguan, and it didn't cost much."

Unexpectedly, when Xue Qinshi heard this, his eyes lit up immediately.

"A friend of Yuhuangguan? Is it called Su Tingyu's female crown? I heard your brother-in-law mention it. She seems to be a Taoist priest of Zhengyi, can she get married? What is your relationship with her? How many people are there in her family? What is her date of birth? Is her butt big? Let me tell you, a big butt is the best way to give birth, like your third sister and me..."

Qin Shaoyou was stunned.

I just said, Su Tingyu is my friend, why did you ask her birthday and how big her butt is?

Her ass is really round...

Ah bah bah bah, now is not the time to think about this.

Qin Shaoyou coughed and said with a wry smile: "Sister San, Daoist Su and I are just friends."

"It's just a friend?" The third sister frowned and shook her head, with a look of resentment, she thought for a while and said, "Well, when will I invite her to my house for a meal. She helps make amulets, out of emotion and reason, I should thank her, right?"

"Let's talk about it, let's talk about it." Qin Shaoyou laughed awkwardly, and then his eyes fell on Xue Qinshi's stomach, and asked: "Sister, what you said just now... are you pregnant again?"

Xue Qinshi touched her stomach with a happy face: "Yes, why don't I say that big butts can give birth?"

It seems that the third brother-in-law's public food has not been paid in vain during this period, and Xue Xiaobao is going to have a younger brother or younger sister.

Qin Shaoyou was also very happy and congratulated.

The two were talking when they saw Xue Xiaobao running out from the back room.

Qin Shaoyou grabbed him and asked curiously, "What time is it, why are you still at home and not going to school?"

Xue Xiaobao replied: "The teacher is sick in bed and can't go to class, so he gave us a holiday."

"Is your teacher still lying on the bed?" Qin Shaoyou was a little surprised.

If he remembered correctly, he heard Xue Xiaobao say that his teacher was sick a few days ago, and he is still not well?

"Yeah." Xue Xiaobao nodded, rolled his eyes, and asked with some expectation: "Uncle, if our husband is always sick in bed, will we not have to go to class and can play every day?"

Qin Shaoyou glanced at Xue Xiaobao, then at Xue Qinshi who was in a runaway state, and said sympathetically: "I don't know if you can play every day, I only know that you are about to be beaten."

As soon as the words finished, Xue Qinshi yelled Xue Xiaobao's name angrily, then stretched out his hands to twist his ears, and beat him up.

Qin Shaoyou waited until it was almost time for Xue Qinshi to call, and then he spoke a few words of persuasion to let her go down a step.

Just this made Xue Xiaobao very grateful, thinking that he was rescued by Qin Shaoyou, rubbing his ears with one hand and his buttocks with the other, and said to him: "Uncle, it's good to have you."

Qin Shaoyou said with a smile: "It must, my uncle loves you so much. Hey, by the way, what disease does your teacher suffer from? Hasn't healed up after so long?"

Xue Xiaobao really knew: "When the doctor came to see him before, he said, what is he... Oh yes, both Qi and blood are deficient, both yin and yang are deficient, and his body has been hollowed out."

"what?"

Qin Shaoyou was taken aback when he heard the words.

How could this symptom be so similar to someone whose Qi, blood and yang essence had been sucked away by Ruan Xiangxiang?

Could it be that Xue Xiaobao's teacher, who was also Ruan Xiangxiang's guest, was sucked by Ruan Xiangxiang?

Damn, I didn't even enjoy it... Ah bah, this old man who doesn't cultivate and is still a teacher, deserves to be sick!

But Ruan Xiangxiang has been arrested, and the teacher's body should be able to recover soon.

Xue Xiaobao's wish to keep his teacher bedridden from illness may not come true. And his beating was in vain.

Qin Shaoyou patted Xue Xiaobao's little head sympathetically.

Chatted with the third sister for a few more gossips before exiting the backyard.

He originally wanted to find Xue Qingshan, but after inquiring, he found out that Xue Qingshan was still in the prison and had not come out, so he had to go back to the messenger room and wait.

As a result, after waiting, it was only when the Yamen was about to leave in the evening that the warriors came to inform Qin Shaoyou that the masters of Baihu had left the prison.

Qin Shaoyou picked up a box of Jingxu crisps, got up and went to the hall where Xue Qingshan was handling business, and saw him come back with a tired face.

"The interrogation didn't go well?" Qin Shaoyou asked after saying hello, and put Jingxu crisp on the table.

Xue Qingshan nodded and said: "Ruan Xiangxiang's mouth is very hard, but we finally pried her mouth open... What is this?"

Qin Shaoyou was not in a hurry to ask what information they had obtained. He opened the box with a smile, took out a piece of Jingxu crisp and handed it to Xue Qingshan: "This is Jingxu crisp. It's a good thing. Let's try a piece."

Xue Qingshan took the Jingxu Crisp, looked at it curiously, put it in his mouth, chewed and swallowed it, and his face changed slightly immediately.

"Feel the effect?" Qin Shaoyou asked.

Xue Qingshan felt it carefully, and after confirming that it was correct, he asked in surprise: "Can this cake condense blood? The effect is so good?"

"That's right!" Qin Shaoyou nodded with a smile, and pushed the box in front of him: "This box is all for you."

Xue Qingshan didn't answer, just looked at him with a frown, and asked, "Where did you get this Jingxusu?"

"Do you still remember those silk strings I collected last night? Jingxu crisps are made of them." Qin Shaoyou replied, paused, and added: "I made it."

"Sixian? Can that stuff be made into food? It's still so soft and crispy?" Xue Qingshan opened his mouth wide in surprise, feeling unimaginable.

But what surprised him even more was Qin Shaoyou: "You made it? How can you cook this thing?"

If Qin Shaoyou encountered such a question before today, it would be difficult to answer it. But now, he has a big boss to take the blame, and said with a smile: "It was the Nine Heavens Slaughtering Demon Patriarch who taught me."

"Who?" Xue Qingshan was stunned, thinking he had heard it wrong.

"The statue of the Nine Heavens Demon Slayer Patriarch."

Qin Shaoyou made up his own "story" all night, and narrated:

"After I came back last night, I went to the lobby and put three sticks of incense on the statue of the Nine Heavens Demon Patriarch, thanking it for its blessing.

As a result, when I turned around and was about to leave, I was suddenly tapped three times on the back of my head. I looked around, there was no one else in the lobby except for the statue of the Nine Heavens Slaughtering Demon Patriarch.

I originally wanted to talk to you about this matter, but you were interrogating Ruan Xiangxiang in the prison, so I didn't go.

And guess what? At night, after I fell asleep, I had a dream. I dreamed of the statue of the Nine Heavens Demon Patriarch. It said that I was very talented and asked me to learn cooking from it, and then taught me a few recipes. One of them!

As soon as I learned the recipe, I woke up with a start, and I heard a watchman knocking outside, it happened to be the third watch..."

Xue Qingshan opened his mouth wide, and he came back to his senses after a while, and asked suspiciously: "Are you sure you're not telling a story?"

Qin Shaoyou said: "Of course it's not a story. If you don't believe it, you can ask the statue of the Nine Heavens Swinging Demon Patriarch."

After Xue Qingshan pondered for a while, he really got up and went to the lobby, wanting to ask the Nine Heavens Dangmo Patriarch for clarification.

Qin Shaoyou also followed.

He was very curious about how the statue of the Nine Heavens Shaking Demon Patriarch would answer Xue Qingshan's inquiry.