I Eat Monsters In the Town Monster

At the gate of the death row, a prison van made of fine iron and covered with mysterious runes stopped here early.

"Verify identity."

Following Xue Qingshan's order, several night watchmen stepped forward and carefully checked Li Anan's identity.

One of them reported to Xue Qingshan: "The verification is correct, it is Li Anan, the bandit leader of the Black Lotus Sect."

"That's right, it's your grandfather and me."

Li Anan got used to the sunlight at this time, squinted his eyes and glanced around, not forgetting to take advantage of everyone.

It's just that as soon as he finished speaking, the jailer who escorted him out stabbed him fiercely in the waist with a killing stick from behind.

This kidney shot not only made Li Anan grin his teeth in pain, but also made all the night watchmen around who saw this scene have a thought of 'it hurts'.

Some people involuntarily touched their waists, feeling a little weaker.

Xue Qingshan didn't quarrel with Li Ananda, he snorted coldly, and ordered: "Get into the prison cart!"

The night watchmen who had just verified their identities immediately took over the job of the jailer, pushed and shoved Li Anan, and put him in the prison van.

This prison cart was uncomfortable. The people locked in it had their heads stuck above the cage, unable to sit down or stand up straight. They could only stand in a half-squat position in a squatting stance.

Li Ananda is also a bachelor, so he doesn't care about it.

After scanning the crowd, his eyes finally fell on Qin Shaoyou.

Li Anan grinned, and said: "I remember you. It was you who ruined my good business in Mianyuan County. It's also my fault that I took it lightly, underestimated you, and was deceived by you with suspended animation."

"Should I be honored by this?" Qin Shaoyou asked with a sneer.

Li Anan heard his sarcasm, but didn't feel embarrassed, and laughed.

"You don't need to be honored. I'm just a prisoner now, and I don't deserve your honor. I just want to know why you didn't agree to my request and said I wanted to see you?"

You want to see me, do I want to see you?

And you said this with resentment, why does it sound so awkward? It's like a couple who broke up and wanted to see each other for the last time, but was ruthlessly rejected...

Qin Shaoyou complained in his heart, but said on his mouth: "Why do I want to see you? I don't want to listen to your nonsense, nor do I want to be attacked and plotted by you."

"Sneak attack and plot? Hahaha, how can I sneak attack and plot against you with my current appearance?"

Li Anan laughed at himself, and pulled the shackles on his body with a 'squeak' sound. Seeing that Qin Shaoyou just looked at him coldly and didn't speak, he sighed again: "It seems that you misunderstood me a lot."

"Don't say that, I don't misunderstand you at all." Qin Shaoyou said coldly, and added in his heart: "From the beginning to the end, I want to kill you!"

Li Anan noticed the murderous intent flashing in Qin Shaoyou's eyes, but he didn't take it to heart, instead he was quite relieved.

He smiled and said: "The more I look at you, the more I feel that you are quite enlightened and have a predestined relationship with my Buddha. Why don't you convert to my Black Lotus Sacred Religion in order to prove the future fruit and achieve the Black Lotus Buddha body? Are you happy to be a little official in the town of demons?"

Hearing this, Xue Qingshan's eyes flashed sharply, and he sneered: "Li Anan, in this situation, you still want to sow discord? It's a pity that you found the wrong target."

Li Anan shook his head and sighed: "To sow dissension? Hehe, I'm telling the truth. It's a pity that there are too many idiots like you in the world, and each one of them can't tell the truth from the truth."

Zhao Fuhu, who was in the crowd, was slightly surprised, and quickly glanced at Qin Shaoyou, wondering what he was thinking.

Qin Shaoyou also sneered: "Even if I have a relationship with the Buddha, I am not the evil Buddha you believe in—a monk!"

"exist."

Monk Ma responded loudly, and walked quickly to Qin Shaoyou's side.

"My lord, do you want me to shut him up?"

Monk Ma squeezed his finger bones to make a 'slap' sound. As long as Qin Shaoyou gave an order, he would go up and slap Li Anan's big mouth, ensuring that the slap would make Li Anan's face swell into a pig's head, and then remove Li Anan's jaw was broken, making him unable to speak.

"I really need you to tell him to shut up." Qin Shaoyou nodded, but stretched out his hand again, and grabbed Monk Ma who said 'OK' and was about to go to clean up Li Ananda, and told him: "Take off your socks .”

"what?"

Monk Ma was taken aback when he heard the words, but still followed Qin Shaoyou's instructions, first took off his boots, and then pulled off his socks.

His socks were originally made of white cloth, but because they had been worn for a long time and hadn't been washed much, they had already turned a dark yellowish-black color, and they were as hard as a clod of soil, and they also exuded a strong sour smell. .

Most of the night watchmen in the town demon division have stinky feet, but there are really few who can smell better than the horse monk.

Qin Shaoyou moved aside calmly.

He originally wanted to take Monk Ma's socks and stuff them into Li Ananda's mouth himself, but seeing the appearance of Monk Ma's socks and smelling the smell, he really couldn't reach out.

So he ordered the horse monk who was barefoot and put on boots: "Put the sock into his mouth and block his mouth."

"yes!"

Monk Ma complied immediately.

Li Anan finally changed his face when Monk Ma approached with his socks.

He wanted to struggle and resist, but because his neck was caught by the prison car and there were many iron chains and shackles on his body, he couldn't move at all, so he could only be pinched open by the horse monk, who kneaded the stinky socks and stuffed them into a ball. into his mouth.

A strong sour smell penetrated into Li Anan's nostrils, making him want to vomit.

At the same time, the indescribable sour and salty smell on the socks also poured into his mouth, and drilled straight into his brain, making him extremely uncomfortable.

"here you go!"

Seeing Li Anan's pained appearance, Xue Qingshan couldn't help laughing, took out a piece of silver and threw it to Monk Ma: "Monk, I will reimburse you for your socks."

"Thank you, Lord Baihu, but I don't need so much money." Monk Ma took the silver and said honestly.

"The extra is to reward you." Xue Qingshan said. "Buy a few more pairs of socks, wear them differently, and wash them more often."

Qin Shaoyou didn't interrupt. He looked at Li Anan with the socks stuffed in his mouth, and suddenly couldn't help thinking: "The monk's socks are quite powerful. Will Li Anan be infected with athlete's foot?"

After a small episode, Xue Qingshan got on his horse and ordered: "Let's go!"

Qin Shaoyou and Xin Lu, the two general banners, immediately mounted their horses, took their respective subordinates, and together with Xue Qingshan, set off with the prison cart.

When he was about to leave the town demon division, Qin Shaoyou turned his head and glanced at the statue of the Nine Heavens Demon Patriarch in the lobby.

The eyes of the statue of the Nine Heavens Slaughtering Demon Patriarch were also looking at him.

Qin Shaoyou grinned at the statue of the Nine Heavens Dangmo Patriarch, and bowed his hands in salute.

After withdrawing his hand and turning back, he touched a wooden sign in his arms again.

This is a snake-shaped wooden sign.

Last night, Qin Shaoyou specially went to the lobby, put a stick of incense on the statue of the ancestor of the Nine Heavens Dangmo, and offered some demon and ghost delicacies, which can be regarded as "feed" in advance for the few days of going out.

At the same time, he also told the statue of the ancestor of the Nine Heavens Slaughtering Demons that he was going on a mission tomorrow, and there might be danger on the road, so he wanted to ask the ancestor to bless him.

In the end, the Nine Heavens Demon Patriarch didn't seem to know whether it was because he accepted his incense, or because he, the 'breeder', really had an accident and would cut off his own food. A wooden sign fell and fell straight into his hand.

It was at this moment that Qin Shaoyou held the snake-shaped wooden sign in his arms.

Thanks to: Zhan Yiyang, when will there be no desire to be free from vulgarity, Ghost Asura Prison, starting point reading, Autumn Xiao Youyou 1, Grass in the head of the grave, for the reward~ Thank you for the monthly pass~