I Eat Monsters In the Town Monster

Hearing that Qin Shaoyou and the others were going to the Sand Dance Academy, Yi Cheng was more active than them, patting his chest and frothing:

"Brothers are planning to go to the Sand Dance Theater to have fun? I'm not bragging. I'm the clearest person in the Sand Dance Theater in Jincheng! Which one has the most enthusiastic dancers, which one has the most orchids, and which one has the largest number of orchids? In addition, there are other new ways to play...you can just ask me."

Qin Shaoyou's head was full of black lines.

Just now he asked Yicheng to ask which nearby restaurant had authentic and delicious food, but this Yicheng hesitated and couldn't say a fart for a long time.

Unexpectedly, when he mentioned the Sand Dance Academy, he became energetic, as if he looked like a living map.

No wonder the baldness and dark circles under the eyes are all due to kidney deficiency.

Qin Shaoyou shook his head and sighed inwardly, while the night watchmen under his command huffed and surrounded Yicheng, asking about the conditions of these very humanistic places in Jincheng.

Even Sun Xianzong and Shan Daonian were no exception.

Although they were not ashamed to ask, they pricked up their ears when their subordinates asked questions, and they listened carefully and seriously.

After the subordinates finished their inquiries and began to discuss which sand dance theater would be better to go to tonight, Qin Shaoyou cupped his hands towards Yicheng and said, "Wang Yicheng, thank you for your introduction. Speaking of which, I have a subordinate You are all old-fashioned... Ahem, you are both senior humanities connoisseurs. It is a pity that you did not come this time. If you came, you must have common topics and become good friends."

"Oh?" Wang Yicheng's eyes lit up when he heard the words.

As the saying goes, the old sepis in the world are all one family. After listening to Qin Shaoyou's introduction, he was full of affection for Zhu Xiucai, whom he had never met before. He patted his thigh and sighed: "It's a pity that we didn't get to know him, otherwise we will go to the sand dance together." Wouldn't it be fun to cook wine and talk about dancers in the courtyard?"

Cooking wine and talking about dancing girls? Believe it or not, Cao and Liu can climb out of the grave and seek your theories?

Qin Shaoyou complained in his heart, but smiled and said: "Hehe, there will be a chance in the future."

But Wang Yicheng took it seriously, pulled him and said: "Master Qin, next time you come to Jincheng, you must bring this dear friend with you, so that I can exchange experiences with him."

Qin Shaoyou said perfunctorily: "Yes, next time, sure, next time."

After saying a few words, Wang Yicheng had other things to do, so he turned around and wanted to leave.

"Wang Yicheng wait a moment."

But at this time, Shan Daonian grabbed him, walked a few steps to a place where no one was around, and asked in a low voice, "Have you often been sore and weak in your waist and knees recently, tired and weak? Even sand dancing is not enough, not as good as it used to be." Devotion and obsession?"

Wang Yicheng was taken aback when he heard the words: "How do you know?"

Immediately, his face changed drastically: "Are you following me? Peeping at me?"

Shan Daonian's face turned green: "Wang Yicheng was joking, I just arrived in Jincheng today, how could I follow and spy on you? Besides, I only like women!"

After all, he added in his heart: "With your appearance, you are uglier than Zhu Xiucai. Even if I really like masculinity, I can't see you. If I want to look for it, I will look for an adult."

Not far away, Qin Shaoyou felt a chill in his butt for no reason, and subconsciously tightened his grip.

While Wang Yicheng breathed a sigh of relief, he was also a little disappointed, and asked instead: "Then you are..."

Shan Daonian chuckled: "To tell you the truth, I was a doctor before I joined Zhenyaosi. My family has practiced medicine for generations. I happen to have secret recipes handed down from my ancestors that can treat these hidden diseases of Wang Yicheng. Don't worry, the price will definitely not To deceive you, the result is also satisfactory to you. I have always put integrity first, and I am innocent."

Wang Yicheng was dumbfounded: "Aren't you a night watchman? Why are you still selling medicine?"

Shan Daonian said: "Didn't I see that you, Wang Yicheng, are more appetizing? To be honest, my medicines are all ancestral secret recipes, and my ancestors used to be imperial doctors. Think about it yourself, if our family The medicine is not good, the emperor is an old man, and he will be drained by the three thousand beauties in the harem not long ago? That is to say, Wang Yicheng, you have a better appetite. If it is someone else, I will not sell him the medicine."

Wang Yicheng was tempted.

On the one hand, he really needs to make up. On the other hand, this medicine was prescribed by the imperial doctor, and even the emperor took it. And if I take this medicine, wouldn't it be equivalent to enjoying the treatment of an emperor?

Although Qin Shaoyou was far away, he could see and hear this scene clearly.

Seeing Shan Daonian flickering people, he did the same thing, he couldn't help but hold his forehead and sigh secretly: Why are all the people under me so talented like crouching dragons and phoenixes?

Now it seems that among the few small banners, Monk Ma and Sun Xianzong are a little more normal.

Uh, no, it's not normal for Monk Ma to go to the Sand Dance Academy to give lectures and persuade people to be good.

Shan Daonian came back soon, still holding a bag of copper coins in his hand, and said with a smile: "Tonight, I have invited tea and snacks in the Sand Dance Academy."

The crowd suddenly burst into cheers.

Whoring for nothing is delicious.

A group of people walked out of the station in a crowd.

Wang Yicheng quickly chased him out, leaned on the door, and greeted Shan Daonian enthusiastically: "Master Shan, you should come back early."

Everyone was stunned for a moment, their gazes on Shan Daonian were full of inexplicable content.

Shan Daonian's face turned green again, and he hurriedly explained: "He asked me to take the medicine back for him earlier."

Then he waved his hand in agreement, and said angrily in his heart: "If it wasn't for the sake of the medicine money, I wouldn't bother to talk to you."

Because Wang Yicheng didn't know which restaurant had the best taste, Cui Yougui volunteered and led the crowd to a restaurant he had eaten in the past. It was said that the taste was not bad.

When about forty people walked into the restaurant with a knife in hand, they shocked the shopkeeper and the waiters here.

The shopkeeper rushed up to meet him, and said with a smile on his face, "Master, we are all good citizens, and we have not committed any crime..."

Qin Shaoyou looked the shopkeeper up and down, saw that he was indeed an ordinary person, and said, "We didn't say that you committed a crime, we came to eat."

Hearing that they were here for dinner, the shopkeeper breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly called the waiter to greet everyone.

Dried fruits, cold dishes and drinks were served quickly, but hot dishes had to wait for a while.

Qin Shaoyou ate a piece of dried fruit and thought it tasted good. There was a hint of sourness in the sweetness, which not only enriched the taste, but also neutralized the sweetness, so that it would not be too greasy or greasy.

He couldn't help thinking of Su Jianqing.

Su Jianqing, who likes candied haws, should also like this dried fruit, right?

Qin Shaoyou called the assistant, pointed to the dried fruit and said, "Pack me a copy of this dried fruit later..." After a pause, he changed his words and said, "No, two copies."

Cui Yougui, who was at the same table, glanced at him and let out a 'pooh'.

Qin Shaoyou frowned and looked at it, while Cui Yougui said, "What are you looking at, I can't eat melon seeds and spit out their shells?"

I believe you ghost, is it the right time to spit out the shell?

Qin Shaoyou glared at Cui Youxuan, but he didn't argue with the other party. After all, this guy is the senior brother of two sisters, Su Jianqing and Su Tingyu, and belongs to the category of her natal family.

After a while, hot dishes were served on the table, and everyone staggered, enjoying the happiness after the war.

While eating and drinking, Cui Yougui suddenly greeted Qin Shaoyou, nudged a couple who had just entered the restaurant with his lips, and said in a low voice: "You didn't notice, is there something wrong with them?"

Qin Shaoyou took a good look and saw that the man was in his fifties, pushing a wooden four-wheeled cart.

The woman is a little younger, leaning against a four-wheeled vehicle.

At first glance, there is nothing wrong with this couple.

However, after careful inspection, Qin Shaoyou found that although the woman's skin and flesh were not rotten, and there were no corpse spots or odors, she was not a living person.

This is a dead body without breathing!

But the guy in the restaurant seemed to be very familiar with them, and greeted them warmly.

Qin Shaoyou couldn't help raising his eyebrows.

He didn't rush forward to interrogate, but secretly startled in his heart: "No, has my situation worsened? Now not only are the brothels and sand dance theaters committed, but even a meal in a restaurant can cause accidents? Then I am not really a pupil of death, wherever I go, I will die there?"