I established Kua Kua Cult in Naruto

"Who is a serious person who writes a diary? Can a person who writes a diary be a serious person?"

"Although a considerable part of my ninja knowledge comes from other people's diaries, leaving my diary should also benefit those who come behind."

"But as the saying goes, words are like people, and writing is like people. What if the image I leave to future generations is destroyed because of a diary?"

"After all, I don't want people to think that I am like the first generation, who yells that I am a tree when nothing happens, nor do I want to be like the second generation, giving people the impression of ethnic discrimination."

"Forget it, let's write it down first. Try to include the insights you gained during the practice as much as possible. Don't mix in subjective emotional language."

"Today I am going to study the combination of the Wood Release Clone Technique and the power of outsiders. The previous Seven Treasures Fearless Body Technique is not complete. With reference to Buddhist scriptures, the ninjutsu system of the old Eight Bright Kings (crossed out) and Vajra Yaksha Bright King has been gradually improved. .

However, the applications related to the other Vajrayana Bodhisattva and Amitabha Tathagata have not yet been developed. The first generation of eyes is a Bodhisattva. There is no reason for me to be just a clear king. There is no reason why I cannot become a Tathagata if I work hard! "

"Go and practice first, and come back in the evening to supplement what you have learned from today's practice!"

"Yesterday, when the practice just started, I was suddenly taken to a banquet. As the leader of the Hyuga clan, I had to go to his wedding as the Hokage. I accidentally overate. Let's do some restorative training today and study wood tomorrow. Escape from heretics."

"Yesterday's recovery training was very effective. The edema on my face has gone away. I will work hard on new techniques today!"

"Why should I choose the system of King Vajrayakshasa? It's so hard to find information about Vajrayana Bodhisattva and Buddha Amitabha. After reading the book for a day, I only know that Buddha is riding the roc of Garuda.

Although I also have a roc bird under my crotch, but I don’t have golden wings. Is it possible to get a pair of tattoos? Is there any golden paint? Forget it, continue researching tomorrow! "

"Today is a feast again. Shikakuno is my right-hand man. I can't go without him."

"Zhuludie are getting married together? Everyone is afraid of marriage and women before getting married. Why do they get married in a row? I don't want to eat anymore!"

"Although I don't have much contact with the Aburame clan, Uchiha, Hinata, and Ino Shikacho have all gone. It would be rude not to go. I didn't even notice during the banquet and the groom's toast today. I'm really ashamed."

"Eat a feast!"

"Sakamoto Tatsuma, Sakamoto Tatsuma, how could you be so depraved?! Have you forgotten the practice plan you made earlier?! We can't go on like this! We must finish reading "The Realm of All Buddhas Photography Sutra" today!"

"Have a meal."

"I stopped writing a diary. In a short period of time, all my ugliness was recorded in the diary! If future generations see this, wouldn't they think that my core job as Hokage is to eat?

It's all the war's fault! The emotions suppressed by the war needed to be vented on another battlefield, which made all my close friends forget the benefits of being single!

Suddenly I felt so bad. I gave out so much gift money. How could I get it back in the future? Get married and get the gift money back. At most, you can live with the woman 70/30, which can be regarded as recouping some costs.

Forget it, I live a scattered life by myself, there is no need to hurt others, just think of the gift money as food money. "

In Tatsuma's study in the Thousand Hands Clan, Tatsuma put down his pen and looked at the diary on the table, thinking about whether to burn it because he didn't plan to write anymore.

Before writing the diary, he had never felt that his every day was so empty and absurd. He always felt that his life was actually quite fulfilling, but now it seems that it is an illusion.

After the ink dried, Tatsuma thought for a while, closed the book, sealed it into the scroll, and stuffed it into the bookshelf in the study room. Then he let go of another book, which was the one he had not read for more than half a year. Completed Buddhist scriptures.

“Tuk-tuk-tuk~”

"teacher."

There was a knock at the door, and Tatsuma said, "Come in."

A small figure appeared. Before he could walk in, Tatsuma asked, "Who is getting married today?"

"No, it's not an invitation to the wedding."

Shisui shook his head, and Tatsuma breathed a sigh of relief. He was scared to mention the wedding now, not only the gift money, but also the atmosphere, because the wedding day was all about happiness.

Happiness is so easy to contaminate others that Chenma sometimes wonders whether marriage is actually a good thing.

After coming back to his senses, Tatsuma asked: "Did you encounter problems in your practice?"

Although he feels that he is an unqualified teacher, Chenma will ask himself to answer students' questions as much as possible, whether it is in terms of practice or as a person.

Of course, no matter what aspect, his answers are generally different from the mainstream, and some are even completely contrary to the mainstream.

Shisui shook his head again and finally said: "There is your personal letter."

Tatsuma was stunned for a moment, then nodded. Shisui then came over and put a letter on Tatsuma's desk. Tatsuma opened it and read it. He quickly shook his head with a smile and said:

"This Ohnoki actually tried to ask me to reconcile the relationship. I have always been good at provoking, but not at reconciling."

The letter was sent by Onoki, also in the name of Kage, but the content of the letter was not suitable for the village channel, because the content of the letter was about ending the war, or at least lowering the level of the war.

The main idea of ​​the letter is to invite Konoha to join a theater troupe. Everyone can fight next, but don't really fight, just put on a good show for the big names of the five major countries.

If he just asked Konoha to do this, Tatsuma would most likely not refuse, but Onoki also requested that Tatsuma come forward to convince Kumo Hidden Village, but Tatsuma was unwilling.

After all, Cloud Hidden Village is not Konoha's enemy. Helping to mediate will benefit other villages, which is of no benefit to Konoha.

There is even a competitive relationship between the Ninja Villages. Reducing the losses of other villages is equivalent to increasing Konoha's losses. Tatsuma is not happy to see this situation.

Shisui also poked his head at this time and read the contents of the letter, but he did not express his own opinions. Although he followed Tatsuma and was influenced by what he heard and saw, he also had some thoughts and vision similar to Tatsuma, but Not mature.

Study more and talk less, that's what Shisui should do now. Unless Tatsuma takes the initiative to ask him to say it and give him a test, Shisui will not take the initiative to speak.

Tatsuma was also willing to give him a chance and said to Shisui, "How do you think this matter should be handled?"

"Can't agree."

Shisui shook his head and said: "Let's not say that the Tsuchikage's appeal is not in the interest of our Konoha. As the shadow of Konoha, you cannot agree, or even acquiesce.

You taught me before that wherever you walk, you will leave traces. If you participate in it, it will be like the collusion between Rasa of Sunagakure Village and Kumo Ninja and Kiri Ninja at that time, and you will leave a lot of talk.

No matter whether the evidence is sufficient or not, this is a disaster for you and Konoha. There is no need to convict. As long as the daimyo knows the news, he will have a grudge in his heart.

If you pass it on, you will even be accused of treating the lives of your fellow villagers like playthings, so not only can we not agree, we must also clearly refuse.

But if you refuse, you may arouse the hatred of other villages. After all, according to the theory of relativity of the ninja world you proposed, if others lose, it is equivalent to our Konoha gaining.

If Konoha refuses this, it will be equivalent to harming the ninjas of other villages, and this hatred will even sink to all ninjas in Konoha."

With that said, Shisui stopped because he didn't know what to do next.

However, this already satisfied Tatsuma. Shisui already had his keenness and analytical skills. The reason why he could not come up with a solution was because he lacked experience and did not have enough samples for him to train and then integrate the plan.

"You are right. We absolutely cannot agree to this matter, and we must reject it unequivocally."

Tatsuma agreed with what Shisui said, and then continued: "But how to refuse is a science. Replying to Ōnoki and rejecting it would be too low-level, because by doing so, we are only expressing our stance to Ōnoki and Iwagakure.

And the flag is clear. The function of the flag is to tell "everyone", so our attitude cannot be conveyed only to Ohnoki. "

"Then are we going to make Onoki's letters public?"

Shisui asked with some confusion. He felt that the plan he proposed would not work. After all, it was too simple and too rude, which was not his teacher's style.

Tatsuma shook his head and said: "The contents of this letter cannot be made public. After all, it involves our Ninja Village's design for the daimyo. You also know that these cannot be made public.

We can just find the other party to express our position directly. After all, Ōnoki's scene requires five ninja villages to be on stage together. Between Ōnoki and I, only two villages are involved. The number is too small. At least more than half are needed.

Therefore, we must bring another village down. Who do you think is suitable for this goal? "

Hearing this, Shisui frowned and thought for a while, then said: "We have a non-aggression treaty with Kumo Shinobi. If we don't get around this, our statement will not be strong enough.

As for Sand Hidden Village, we have no next battle plan with them. We have reached cooperation with Sand Hidden Village even before you go to Damingfu, so the only one left is Kirigakure Village.

So what we have to do next is to drag the Kirigakure Village into trouble. As intruders, the Mist Ninjas are also very suitable for us to express our stance, such as declaring war on them and expressing our attitude forcefully? "

"It's almost the same, but declaring war is too hasty, and it's trying to hide something."

Tatsuma commented, and then said: "You also said that Kirigakure Village is an invader, and they are a defeated invader, so..."

As he said that, he looked at Zhisui again, and Zhisui finally reacted and said: "Ask them for compensation! And it is a compensation that they are completely unable to pay at the moment, and they will definitely oppose it!"

"Yes, what do you think the compensation is?"

". Kirigakure Village seems to have nothing to compensate. The seven most suitable ninja swords are already in our hands in Konoha. Money and materials are far from achieving this effect. Tailed beasts are the foundation of the village.

Moreover, it is still the distribution system established by the Shodaime. If we ask for tailed beasts, we are actually opposing the decision of the Shodaime back then, and we cannot do this."

Seeing Shisui's confused look, Tatsuma said, "Actually, you told me the answer from the beginning."

"Seven Ninja Swords? But the seven Ninja Swords are already in our hands. How can we compensate them? If we don't repay them, that would be too weak."

If Hiruzen Sarutobi heard what Shisui said at this time, he would definitely think that Shisui was too radical. If it were Hiruzen Sarutobi, for the arrangement of the seven ninja swords, he would at most ask for some symbolic monetary compensation. Just willing to make an exchange.

But in Shisui, not returning the ninja sword is a sign of weakness. This is what Tatsuma learned.

Tatsuma rubbed his scroll and said: "We have seven ninja swords in our hands, and we require the Kirigakure Village to compensate for the seven ninja swords. Is there any conflict?

The Ninja Swords are the trophies we captured and have nothing to do with compensation or Kirigakure Village. Our request is that they take out seven Ninja Swords to compensate us. "

"I firmly oppose the compensation, and I completely disagree with it. I understand."

Shisui's eyes seemed to have more sparkle, and he said with a smile: "Actually, it is asking Kirigakure Village to compensate the flowers in the water and the moon in the mirror. How can they compensate us for things that they don't have?

But on the other hand, the Ninja Sword is something that Kirigakure Village actually has, but it’s gone now, so we can ask for compensation, but they can never take it out.

Therefore, they have no choice but to oppose our demands! And once they objected, they gave us an excuse to go back to the country of water to claim compensation. In the process, it is natural that some legitimate defense incidents would occur.

In this way, we can start the next stage of the war, and at the same time be famous, and in this case, Kirigakure Village will have to fight a real war with us.

After all, they had just taken money from the Daimyos of the Land of Water. If they dared to have any principled issues in guarding their territory, they would no longer have a foothold.

kill! It’s also heart-wrenching! "

"That's right."

Tatsuma nodded approvingly and said, "So what are we going to do now?"

"Integrated Ninja Force. No. A mission of more than 3,000 people to the Kingdom of Water! And it must be done quickly. Before the plan of Iwagakure Village advances to the next stage, our mission must set off!"

As he spoke, Shisui showed a sincere and contagious smile. Tatsuma once again rubbed his head full of rolls and said, "Then do you want to be a member of the mission?"

Shisui nodded excitedly and said: "It's been a long time since I've been in actual combat. No matter how bad the training environment is, the relaxation of my subconscious still makes it difficult for me to make progress.

Teacher, I hope to become a member of the mission, and not as a logistics unit. "

"Well, the development direction of your teleportation technique is different from mine. I can't give you much guidance. Your sword skills and illusion skills are also things I am not good at. You really need to develop them yourself.

It's time for you to try it out on your own. After all, the teacher has already made a name for himself at your age. "

Although I have a reputation of being somewhat resistant

Zhisui nodded. In terms of ninja skills and style, he did not choose to follow the path that Tatsuma took, because Zhisui felt that it was not suitable for him. Shisui felt that teleportation, sword skills, and illusion were his. The talent lies.

Back then, my teacher had titles recognized by his enemies such as Tama Shou and Gabby Tobirama, so should I also try to get nicknames such as Zhan Yu, Black-haired Tatsuma, etc.?

"It's getting late today, let's make arrangements tomorrow."

Tatsuma closed the Buddhist scripture that he had read countless times but never had the intention to read, and murmured: "This ninja world has been quiet for a long enough time."

My college roommate called me early in the morning and asked me to go out after a business trip. It was a short day and I only had 4k.

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