I feed on gods

In the dimly lit corridor late at night, energy-saving lamps made a crackling sound from time to time.

Li Yintong stared at the little monster's underwear with a bear pattern, bumped Huang Jinxiang with his elbow, and whispered: "It should be a forbidden object of space gods, right?"

"definitely!"

The little monster's underwear was dirty, and it looked like it hadn't been washed for many days. It was only as big as a hand, but it could take out a wooden box the size of a barrel of instant noodles.

I want it so much!

Huang Jinxiang swallowed.

"It is indeed a sacred place where gods exist!"

Gao Heng sighed.

These foreign god hunters had only heard that gods might exist in Busan’s sacred ruins, and the authenticity had yet to be verified, but now, they believed it.

Space gods are very rare. They are priceless in the circle of god hunters. Even if they have money, they cannot buy them. But now, they saw two of them in an apartment.

If you can get the fashionable handbag of the white-collar woman with her hair wrapped around her head and the underwear of this little monster, this trip is definitely worth the price of admission.

"But there should be restrictions on the use of these underwear, right?"

Not only Gao Heng, everyone was wondering how to get these underwear.

The little cutie opened the big wooden box, took out a folded map, opened it, blew the dust on the ground, and put the map down.

The map is one meter long and half a meter wide. It shows a large zoo with seventy-two venues including Lion King Mountain, Swan Lake, Parrot Forest, Phoenix Slope, etc., connected through a circuitous route.

“Looks like one of those ‘Monopoly’ board games!”

Hua Yueyu rubbed her hands. Although she was not a game anchor, she often played various games to pass the time, including Monopoly, for the sake of program effectiveness and to make up for the live broadcast time.

It's a pity that it's not Landlords, otherwise I could provide Lin Baici with off-site assistance.

The little cutie put down the map, took out seventy-two thumb-sized animal models, and placed them in the boxes representing each venue.

These models are all carved from gold and look lifelike under energy-saving lamps, as if they will come alive in the next second.

"This is the "Animal Amusement Park". Whoever visits the entire park first will win!"

The little cutie stuffed two thumb-sized tourist models into a sightseeing car respectively, placed them at the gate of the zoo, then held a transparent six-sided die and flicked it towards Lin Baici with her thumb.

Snapped!

The dice clicked and shot towards Lin Baici.

"careful."

Just as Jin Yingzhen and Hua Yueyu finished shouting, Lin Bai didn't even try to hide. He quickly stretched out his hand in front of his face and caught the dice with a snap.

[During a normal game, this dice will shoot at the player like a bullet. If the player cannot catch it, he will be disqualified from the game! 】

Popular science about God.

[Throw the dice, how many steps do you get? 】

[After walking to the venue, the animal models above will roar. Players only need to imitate until they are 70% similar, and they will pass the level and can continue the game. If they fail three times, these animals will grow huge and bite the player to death. 】

After hearing this, Lin Baici raised his eyebrows. He was a little worried at first, but now he is not panic at all.

"Big brother looks so handsome catching the dice!" The little cutie applauded: "Because I like you, so I won't decide the order by guessing, and let you go first!"

"Thanks!"

Lin Baici smiled slightly and rubbed the little cutie's bandaged head, not thinking of it as a monster at all.

[It likes people who are not afraid of it and play with it sincerely. 】

When Jin Yingzhen saw Lin Baici about to throw the dice, he quickly grabbed his hand and asked the monster: "You haven't said the specific method of playing?"

Although she doesn't have much experience with rule pollution, she also understands that there must be big pitfalls in it and she must be vigilant.

The little cutie spread his hands: "If I tell the players everything, what fun will there be? Please explore on your own!"

"伱......"

Jin Yingzhen was worried that something would happen to Lin Baici, and wanted to argue, but Lin Baici covered her mouth.

"Don't panic, I'll win it!"

Lin Baici smiled confidently, activating the recitation by ear and parroting.

The former ensures that he will never forget a long animal call, while the latter allows him to call it out perfectly.

Even sounds that human vocal cords cannot produce under the laws of nature can be simulated.

Lin Baici looked at the little cutie's expectant eyes, shook the dice in the palm of his right hand, and then threw it on the map.

The dice was rolled a few times, and the three red dots were facing up.

This represents three steps.

"It's okay, at least it's not one!"

Lin Baici was about to pick up the sightseeing car. The toy puffed and puffed, and several clouds of black smoke came out of the exhaust pipe. Then he carried the tourists and drove forward staggeringly along the main road. At the third The eagle closed and stopped.

Everyone is staring at the sightseeing car, wondering what will happen next?

The eagle model standing on a hill suddenly flapped its wings and screamed.

Phew! Phew!

Its sound was sharp and seemed to scratch everyone's eardrums.

"FUCK!"

Many people were startled and subconsciously covered their ears.

After the eagle called five times, it also flew to Lin Baici, landed on the bridge of his nose, and stared at him.

"noob!"

Hua Yueyu was nervous.

"Then what?"

Huang Huangxiang didn't know why, so he couldn't just kill the eagle, right?

"Is it because I want to imitate its cry?"

Jesus frowned. If this was the case, it would depend on Lin Baici's imitation ability.

"Huh? Is it like making animal noises?"

"If that's the case, it's not that difficult!"

"What's not difficult? Have you ever read the article about there being a good ventriloquist in Beijing? If it were simple, the streets would be full of ventriloquist masters!"

"This thing is acrobatics. If you learn it, you will have a job. You can perform on TV shows!"

Everyone was talking about it. It was easy to imitate the sounds of animals, but it was difficult to make the fake sounds look real.

Just when everyone was worried, Lin Baici pursed his lips and made a sound.

Phew! Phew!

Five times in a row.

"Damn it, is this eagle calling for the second round again?"

"No, it was Lin Shen who called it!"

"What?"

Everyone was shocked. To be honest, these sounds were so realistic that they couldn't tell that they were called by a person.

"pretty!"

The little cutie clapped, but humans couldn't hear it, but it could. Not only was Lin Baici's cry similar to that of the eagle, but the rhythm and volume were also the same.

It's perfect.

"Thanks!"

Lin Baici smiled reservedly.

But in my heart I was shouting, Damn it, parroting the eternal god!

He was also worried that it would be too difficult to imitate, but under the influence of this divine grace, he could make the same sound effortlessly just by opening his mouth.

The eagle that landed on Lin Baici's nose flew back to the map.

The little cutie held the dice in both hands, shook it vigorously, and then dropped it on the map.

It's six dots pointing up.

"Wow!"

The little cutie cheered and clapped her four little hands happily.

This is the maximum full point, which is usually difficult to throw.

The little cute sightseeing car puffed out a few streaks of black exhaust, then drove forward and stopped at the sixth grid.

This is the Swan Lake venue. There is a lake drawn on the map, with a golden swan model sitting on it.

Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

The swan model squawked in a long, unpleasant tone, as if it was trying to scare away toads that wanted to eat its flesh.

The little cutie waited until the swan finished calling, and immediately looked at Lin Baici expectantly.

"What does it mean?"

Dayangma didn't understand: "Isn't it time for him to learn? Does he still need Brother Lin to come?"

"It seems like you want Lin Shen to continue?"

The red-haired woman was stunned.

"Fuck, why didn't it tell you earlier?"

Gao Heng was so panicked that he looked at Lin Baici, afraid that he had not remembered the swan's voice.

[If the player cannot imitate it, the player's sightseeing car will retreat to the grid corresponding to the number of dice. Once it retreats to the starting point, the game will end and the player will be wiped out. 】

Popular science about God.

"What a trap!"

Lin Baici took a deep breath. Fortunately, he was alert. He was worried that even the cute one would imitate him, so he kept turning on two divine graces.

Although it consumes divine power, it is better than insurance.

Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

Lin Bai's swan cry is completely indistinguishable from that model.

The little cutie nodded, handed the dice to Lin Baici, and the game continued.

This time, Lin Baici threw a 'five'!

The sightseeing bus moved forward and arrived at the Valley of the Beast King.

The golden Siberian tiger model suddenly assumed the posture of a beast descending from the mountain, stared at Lin Baici, and roared.

Roar!

The air waves were rolling, and huge sound waves spread in the corridor, as if a tiger really entered the corridor.

Lin Baici took a deep breath, then opened his mouth and roared.

Roar!

"I'm holding it in my mouth, it looks like it!"

Li Yintong's scalp was numb. This tiger roar made her feel like she was in the forest and was being stared at by a tiger.

"Domineering!"

"I smell the King of Beasts!"

"Hearing this cry, you know that a sliding shovel can't solve it!"

Everyone was chattering, and the excitement was palpable. Lin Bai's rhetoric was so similar, it seemed that this game was no problem.

Next, it’s the cutie’s turn.

After throwing the dice, her sightseeing bus drove to Monkey Mountain according to the corresponding points.

Lin Baici followed the monkey model and learned how to make monkey noises.

It was so perfect that if Lin Baici hid it, everyone would really think that a monkey ran into the apartment.

The game continues and goes very smoothly.

Because Lin Baici can imitate it every time, this can ensure that the sightseeing bus does not retreat and keeps moving forward.

Ili pika, alligator, giant panda...

The more people listened, the more shocked they became. Some animals, they thought, should not be able to pronounce it with human vocal cords, but Lin Baici still imitated it.

This also made them sure that Lin Baici must have some kind of divine grace to be able to do this, otherwise they would all suspect that Lin Baici was a Shenxu monster in human skin.

"Lin Shen, come on!"

Everyone cheered Lin Baici.

There are only nine squares left for the sightseeing car to reach the end. If you are lucky, you can roll the dice twice and it might be over.

With God's grace on his side, Lin Baici confidently threw the dice calmly.

It's a whale!

Ouch!

As soon as I arrived, it seemed like a call from ancient times rang. The wilderness was deep and full of the flavor of thousands of years.

This whale song, which lasted for more than 20 seconds, hit the eardrums and made everyone lose their emotions. They were like lost travelers, with their heads lowered and stagnant in place.

The doll being held by the cutie was anxious and wanted to remind Pogba, but the cutie grabbed her by the neck.

The little cutie looked at Lin Baici. If he was not strong-willed enough to wake up from the eternal call, he would lose the qualification to imitate in one minute and be judged as a failure.

sixty!

fifty-nine!

The little cutie started counting down, but when he counted to fifty-five, Lin Baici took a deep breath, and his chest swelled up like a hot air balloon.

Ouch!

As his chest slowly flattened and the air was squeezed out, Lin Baici roared out a whale song, which was deeper and more ancient than the one shouted by the golden whale model, as if it came from another world deep in the sea.

"Brother, you are so awesome!"

The cutie clapped.

Lin Baici pushed Jin Yingzhen and Hua Yueyu. When it was Huang Jinxiang and Pogba's turn, he was not so polite and slapped them directly.

Snapped! Snapped!

"Ah? What's going on?"

Huang Huangxiang looked confused as he had just woken up from a nightmare. After looking left and right, he remembered what was going on and immediately shivered in fear.

"Holy shit, we will be affected too?"

What a risk!

If it weren't for Lin Shen, this time would have been miserable.

Pogba looked at the doll.

The doll had an expression on her face that said there was nothing I could do.

"Wake up!"

"What happened?"

"Fuck, are we being tricked too?"

Soon, everyone was woken up, and everyone looked ugly.

Careless!

I didn’t expect that just by watching, I would be affected.

"Jesus, you owe Lin Shen a life!"

Gold rush.

Jesus looked embarrassed, as if his mouth had been stuffed with shit. If he troubled Lin Baici again now, his reputation would be ruined.

"continue!"

Lin Baici urged, keeping activating the divine grace would consume divine power, so he had to end it as soon as possible.

The little cutie looked at the map and smiled: "The game is almost over. This time, we will randomly select an audience member to be the player to imitate!"

"FUCK, are you deliberately looking for trouble?"

Jesus complained.

Others dare to be angry but dare not speak out. Lin Baici has done so well, why should he be replaced?

Bullying honest people!

Lin Baici frowned and looked around at everyone.

"I know how to call a bed, but I can't call these animals!"

Li Yintong sighed.

People like Gao Heng were a little numb and felt like they were going to suffer.

"Can I nominate someone?"

Lin Baici suggested.

"Can!"

The little cutie smiled sweetly: "This is a special treat for you to take the initiative to play games with me!"

"I choose her!"

Lin Baici patted Hua Yueyu on the shoulder.

"Lin Shen, can she do it?"

Huang Jinxiang is worried.

"Human life is at stake, so we must be cautious, right?"

Yangma almost burst into tears.

"How about I give it a try?"

The red-haired woman introduced herself: "Before I became a god hunter, I made a living singing folk songs in bars in Chengdu. I have a good voice."

"No need, just Yuyu!"

Lin Bai resigned and asked the little cutie to roll the dice: "Let's start!"

"God bless, God bless, don't choose that dolphin!"

Li Yintong glanced at the map and prayed quickly.

"What happened to the dolphin?"

Dayangma was confused.

"Do you know the sound of dolphins? If it were other animals, humans could still try to imitate it. But the tone of dolphin sounds is too high for human voices to sing!"

The red-haired woman also saw the dolphinarium: "Lin Shen, it's better for me to do it, it's safer!"

It’s almost four o’clock, and my schedule is messed up again, but I’ve finished writing this piece.

In the past ten days, has our update been okay? It's been two days since the end of the month, so I have the audacity to ask for a monthly pass. Thank you brothers and sisters-in-law!