I feed on gods

The courtyard was filled with mist, and there were two corpses on the ground with their heads screwed behind their backs. Their eyes were wide open, filling the atmosphere with horror.

Filming a Liao Zhai movie here is absolutely immersive, and you will be covered in white hair before the ghost comes out.

"Sister Yu, one more!"

Brother Dayi urged, he really hoped that Hua Yueyu's joke could make her survive, so that everyone would know what to do.

"Sister Yu, who knows how to talk about such literature and art?"

Classmate Zhou was speechless: "Do you think this monster has heard of Tang poetry? This paragraph of yours needs some cultural training, otherwise you won't understand it at all!"

Walker, Khorkina, and Qiu Shankui didn't understand and were completely confused.

"Yes, yes, just say harsh words!"

Brother Dayi reacted and nodded sharply: "Drive the car and crush its face with the wheels."

Hua Yueyu is a female anchor. Even if she was a girl with pure thoughts before, she has already been tainted by water friends.

It's not that Hua Yueyu doesn't understand dirty jokes, it's just that she's embarrassed to say them in front of Lin Baici, because it will make her look vulgar and uncultured.

"Xiaoyu, you have the wrong mentality. You regard this strange tree as your water friend. You are live broadcasting. You must try your best to make it fall in love with you!"

Gu Qingqiu suggested.

call!

Hua Yueyu took a deep breath: "Last week, during class, the teacher who taught Ma Zhe asked, what do rotten radishes and pregnant women have in common?"

"A classmate said that it was all caused by bugs!"

"Teacher Ma Zhe nodded and gave him 70 points!"

"Then there was a perfect score in our class. Do you know what her answer was?"

Hua Yueyu smiled narrowly.

Sannomiya Ai thought about it for a while. The answer of "Insect" should be perfect, right?

Hua Yueyu didn't dare to wait any longer. After three seconds, he announced the answer: "Her answer is, because it was too late!"

Xiaoyu Ren is worthy of being the top lady at the seafood counter. This joke is actually not very funny, but it matches her look and tone, especially the fact that she holds her hands forward as if holding a girl's buttocks, and then she moves forward The action of pushing up the hips twice was really too much.

Although the situation was tense, Brother Dayi and Classmate Zhou still burst into laughter.

Walker even made an exaggerated "wow" sound. It was very exciting to see a cute beauty making such a joke.

"You can go on stage and perform まんざい, oh, it's your Kyushu cross talk!"

Airi Sannomiya couldn't help laughing.

Gu Qingqiu nodded.

Making people laugh is a kind of talent. Like Pace and Teng, sometimes they don’t even need to say a word, just stand there and the audience will start laughing.

"It's over, it's not smiling!"

Hua Yueyu wanted to die, but I tried so hard and failed.

Just when Hua Yueyu was wondering whether to increase the intensity, the three cracks on the tree trunk that looked like eyes and mouths bent and laughed.

"Hahaha!"

The big locust tree was very happy, its branches were shaking with laughter, and its leaves were falling rustlingly.

"It should be done, right?"

Everyone looked at Hua Yueyu with uneasy expressions.

One second!

Two seconds!

A minute passed. Hua Yueyu's neck was not twisted behind her back, so she obviously passed the test.

"Brother Dayi, he's looking at you!"

Classmate Zhou reminded.

"Ha ha!"

The old locust tree smiled strangely and glanced at the three cracks, obviously looking at Brother Dayi.

Gudu!

Brother Dayi swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"Tell a joke! Tell a joke!"

Brother Da Yi muttered, but his mind was in a mess, and in his state, even if he told a joke, it would be stumbling and unable to make people laugh at all.

[When the strange tree makes a certain facial expression, no matter what method you use, you must make the old locust tree feel this way as soon as possible to pass the level! 】

[For example, if a strange tree laughs, make it laugh. If a strange tree cries, make it cry. 】

[If you can't do it, the person who is stared at by the old locust tree will have his or her neck broken by the invisible tree ghost. 】

Nagami reviews.

Lin Baici understood. Chen Shaolian was killed by pollution because he was not funny enough. Moreover, there was a subtext in the sentence of God of God, that is, anyone can perform. If the strange tree cannot produce corresponding emotions, then Anyone caught by it dies.

"hurry up!"

Classmate Zhou urged: "Aren't you the best at organizing tasks?"

"me……"

Brother Dayi suddenly discovered that under the pressure of death, let alone the whole job, he couldn't speak clearly. From this, it can be seen that Sister Yu performed normally and was really strong in the live broadcast.

"Bite the lighter!"

Seeing Brother Dayi's confused state, Hua Yueyu knew that he was finished and quickly reminded him.

"right!"

Brother Dayi nodded fiercely: "I'll show you how to bite a lighter!"

Brother Da Yi took out a plastic lighter from his pocket, the kind that costs fifty cents a piece on the roadside, put it in his mouth, and bit it with his teeth.

Click!

The lighter shattered, then exploded with a bang, bleeding half of Brother Dayi's face.

"Ouch, shit!"

Brother Dayi cried out and covered his face with his hands.

He didn't expect that his luck would be so bad, and he actually blew up the lighter by biting it, but he soon stopped being depressed, because the explosion, half of his face bloody, and his embarrassed look made the old locust tree laugh.

Because Brother Dayi is really embarrassed.

Walker and Khorkina were also laughing. This is called basing one's own happiness on the pain of others.

"hey-hey!"

Brother Dayi wiped his face: "I will perform another subject three for you!"

Brother Dayi hummed the music and started dancing.

The old locust tree laughed loudly, the leaves fell fluttering down, and even a branch more than half a meter long fell down.

"Lin Shen, should it be... right?"

Brother Dayi wanted to continue the work for the sake of insurance, but Laohuaishu suddenly started crying.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

The sound is shrill and sad to those who hear it.

"Hongyao, it's your turn!"

Gu Qingqiu warned: "This time we should tell a tragic story."

"ah?"

Xia Hongyao scratched her head and made people laugh. She knew how to do it. After all, she was someone who had read some jokes, but making people cry...

Really not!

It makes people cry, and the high ponytail is very good at it.

"Tragedy, tragedy, by the way, how about I talk about "The Injustice of Dou E"?"

Xia Hongyao was very lucky to have read a lot of books.

"Yaojiang, by the time you finish speaking, everyone will feel cold!"

Airi Sannomiya chuckled.

Seeing Xia Hongyao like this, Hua Yueyu was very anxious: "Have you ever heard of Sun Moon Lake?"

"I heard it!"

Xia Hongyao nodded: "It's a tourist destination, and there's this text in the primary school textbook!"

"No, I'm talking about a story on the Internet, which is very shocking!"

Hua Yueyu walked to Xia Hongyao and wanted to tell her quickly.

"It's such a shame that such a beautiful woman has to die."

Walker shook his head. In terms of time, it was definitely too late.

"Under pollution, all living beings are equal!"

Brother Dayi suddenly felt that this kind of rule pollution was quite fair. It didn't matter whether you were handsome or beautiful, rich or poor, if you couldn't meet the monster's requirements, you would die.

Xia Hongyao was still listening to the story told by Hua Yueyu, and Lin Baici activated the acting master.

This was the reward given to him by the Kyushu Security Bureau after he purified Wanda Plaza of divine pollution.

Under the powerful effect of divine grace, Lin Baici entered the scene for a second and looked very sad.

Uh-huh!

Everyone looked over immediately with stunned expressions.

"Lin Jun, what's wrong with you?

Sannomiya Airi was surprised.

Lin Baici's current state gives people a melancholy temperament. Coupled with his handsome face, Sangong Airi's maternal nature is strong. She wants to hold Lin Baici in her arms and caress him. head, whispering comfort to him.

"I remember it was a rainy day when I finally talked to her, the girl I'd loved for twenty years!"

Lin Baici twitched the corners of his mouth, revealing a reminiscing smile.

In this smile, there is sunshine, flowers, and warm happiness, like the rest of your life is sprinkled with sugar!

"Lin Shen, it seems that this time we are going to talk about tragedy!"

Cinderella quickly reminded.

Lin Baici was obviously helping that Xiong Da, but he was wrong!

Will die!

Lin Baici lowered his head and looked at the ground, as if there was something in front of him, and then said the second sentence: "When I left, I left her a bouquet of flowers!"

Everyone was confused, what was Lin Baici doing?

Gu Qingqiu and Sannomiya Airi were smart enough to react immediately.

Lin Baici left a bouquet of flowers in front of the tombstone!

The way he lowered his head was as if he was looking at the girl's tombstone.

Lin Baici was smiling, as if talking to the girl was the greatest happiness in his life, but the girl would never hear him again.

"so amazing!"

Airi Sannomiya wiped the corners of her eyes.

Thinking that the boy had been in love with the girl for more than ten years, and the first words he said to her were in front of the girl's tombstone, Sannomiya Airi's eyes were a little red.

This sentence is very short, but the emotion contained in it is very big. Not to mention quick thinkers like Sannomiya Airi and Gu Qingqiu, even Cinderella can feel some of it.

The most important thing is that Lin Baici's expression, the speed and tone of his words were so perfect.

"OH MY GOD!"

Even someone like Khorkina, who is not very proficient in Chinese, felt the sad atmosphere conveyed by Lin Baici.

"ah!"

The big locust tree burst into tears.

"Lin Shen, are you a student of Haijing Theater Academy?"

Cinderella was shocked.

This acting skill is absolutely amazing.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. The big locust tree was crying so sadly. No need to ask, he must have passed the test.

"Xiao Linzi!"

Xia Hongyao gave Lin Baici a thumbs-up gesture. He was indeed his trump card.

Excellent!

The big locust tree cried for a while and looked at Cinderella.

Cinderella's skin tightened suddenly, and she looked at Lin Baici for help: "God Lin, help me?"

Lin Baici showed a happy smile and made the motions of going upstairs, opening the door, and entering the house.

"Honey, I'm back!"

Lin Baici was changing shoes at the entrance and shouted: "This business trip lasts for seven days, and I brought you a gift!"

Everyone could see that Lin Baici was acting like a husband who had just returned home from a business trip. He changed his shoes at the entrance, pulled on his slippers, and walked to the kitchen.

"You just cooked for one person, so why don't we go out to eat?"

The wife didn't seem to respond to her husband.

My husband poured a glass of water, sat on the sofa, picked up the remote control, and was about to turn on the TV when his eyes suddenly looked at one place and froze.

Then, the happiness on Lin Baici's face at returning home from a business trip turned into sadness, and then he buried his entire face in his hands.

Because of the effect of Divine Grace's "Performance Master", Lin Baici's performance was very easy for people to understand and know what was happening in the living room, but Lin Baici's last moment confused everyone again.

What the hell?

I don’t understand!

"Little Loach, what did that husband see?"

Xia Hongyao was curious and eager to know.

"I saw his photo!"

Airi Sannomiya explained.

"ah?"

Xia Hongyao didn't understand at all: "What?"

"It seems to make sense!"

Hua Yueyu suddenly realized.

"How can you tell it's a photo of a deceased person?"

Cinderella couldn't figure it out.

"Alumni Lin was worried that people wouldn't understand, so he said 'seven days on a business trip' and 'you just cooked for one person', these two sentences!"

Gu Qingqiu explained.

"What the hell, Tou Qi?"

Classmate Zhou came to his senses, and suddenly the hair on his body stood up. He couldn't help but fold his arms with his hands and rub them up and down: "It's scary to think about it!"

"ah?"

Cinderella also understood that this was a husband who had been dead for seven days and came home, and then found that he was dead.

Now thinking back to Lin Baici's performance just now, the contrast between the happiness of returning home and the loneliness after suddenly discovering that he was dead, this kind of separation between humans and ghosts is really sad.

Sannomiya Ai couldn't help but applaud.

The old locust tree cried louder.

No need to ask, this must have passed the test again.

"Lin Longyi, please help!"

Walker implored: "We will pay you a lot of money to thank you!"

They can also let Walker and Khorkina tell jokes and tragedies, but it is safer to have a master like Lin Baici take action.

Lin Baici smiled: "You just believe me so much? Aren't you afraid that I will trick you to death?"

"After all, if I can't do it, the person targeted by this strange tree will die!"

Walker and Khorkina's expressions changed.

The big locust tree had enough of crying, looked at Airi Sannomiya, and started to scream.

The pollution continues.

Airi Sannomiya's acting skills are also top-notch, but I don't know if she has the bonus of divine grace. She played a girl who is being chased by Kayako and running for her life.

The vivid expression on her face made the men present want to save her.

The big locust tree screamed louder, and the kimono girl passed the test perfectly.

"Lin Jun, don't you think the two of us are a perfect match?"

Airi Sannomiya put her hands in her wide sleeves and looked at Lin Baici sweetly: "Will you marry me?"

Hua Yueyu immediately stared at the kimono girl, pursed her lips, and wanted to scold her.

But Airi Sannomiya is top notch regardless of her status, beauty, strength, and yes, wisdom, and she can't be beaten!

Hua Yueyu immediately gave Gao Ponytail a look.

Go ahead, my red medicine, only you, Xiong Da, can show up!

Xiong Da, it is the truth, and no man can reject the truth!

"Xiao Linzi, I won't let you and her child drink my milk!"

Xia Hongyao felt aggrieved.

It doesn’t matter how many children you have, I promise to raise them for you, but with this woman,

No need to talk!

Xia Hongyao always felt that this woman was not a good match.

"What are you talking nonsense about?"

Lin Bai resigned, I have never touched you. If you say this, everyone will misunderstand.