I Fished At Work, But It Turned Out That My Colleague Was The Daughter Of The Group.

"Good morning, colleagues."

"I guess you all know the content of today's meeting. Let's keep the story short."

"Who will be the first to report?"

Bang!

Someone is playing tricks on purpose.

He lightly touched the seat in Lu Guan's position and made a sound.

Um?

Following the direction, everyone saw this divine man sleeping and couldn't help but laugh.

At this time, Lu Guan also heard the noise.

He rubbed his sleepy eyes and yawned.

"Is it my turn...?"

Looking around, he found that everyone was looking at him and was speechless.

Although I know I am handsome, there is no need for everyone to come and see me.

Concubine Liu on the other side covered her forehead and sighed slightly.

This guy must have forgotten to submit the project results today.

Why are you still in the mood to sleep?

Just when the project manager was about to get angry, Lu Guan wandered directly to the front of the conference room.

"Everyone, I am a straightforward person. I hope you don't mind."

Everyone was confused and didn't understand what he was going to do.

However, what Lu Guan said next directly shocked everyone.

"What I want to say is that everyone here is rubbish!"

"You guys couldn't finish such a simple project after three or four months of work. I just wrote and finished it."

Lu Guan chuckled with a warm smile on his face.

The air conditioning was obviously on in the company, but everyone present was furious at the moment.

damn it!

What do you mean, kid? !

I’m so angry. Do you want to inherit my mortgage and car loan?

There was a lot of noise in the conference room.

The project manager's scalp feels numb.

Unexpectedly, Lu Guan, who is usually unknown, turned out to be a thorn.

At this time, someone finally stood up and shouted back.

"Since you are so capable, why don't you dare to show off the project results and show them off?"

Lu Guan raised his eyebrows and looked at the thin dog.

That's right, this is it.

The little green tea in the workplace likes the strange old man the most on weekdays.

I must slap this little green tea in the face today!

"Who says I don't dare anymore."

Lu Guan puffed up his chest and said arrogantly, "Go and find it yourself in the company's project library."

"If you can find a bug, I lose!"

Everyone was in an uproar.

Good guy, I’ll order you three thin noodles.

You are so crazy!

Who dares to say that the code he writes has no bugs?

Seeing that the situation was getting unbearable, the project manager quickly stepped forward to make peace.

"Quiet! Quiet!"

"Since Teacher Lu said that his code has been uploaded, why don't you all take this opportunity to take a look at it together and learn from it by the way."

Calling it a study actually gives Lu Guan a lot of face.

In the manager's mind, he felt that Lu Guan was bragging.

Everyone has their own laptop and is connected to the company's intranet project library.

Soon I saw the content uploaded by Lu Guan.

Take a look at the timestamp.

Oops!

It was just uploaded last night, and there is only one version!

This means that the person writing the program is confident that his code will not make mistakes.

There has not been a single version iteration and bug fixing!

"Good boy, so crazy!"

The people below were muttering carefully, staring at the computer screen without missing any part.

Lu Guan enjoyed the joy of fishing, got himself a cup of hot water, and lay on the chair to savor it.

Haha, just take a look at this code.

No one said a word.

This is the most optimized solution given by the system based on his work content after using [Getting a Card for No Work].

If something goes wrong with the computer, it can't possibly go wrong.

At this moment, the system sounded a prompt.

[[Idle Mode] The mission has been completed! 】

【You have won the advanced lottery opportunity*1! 】

[Task rewards are being distributed...]

Lu Guan looked happy.

Last week's mission was finally settled, and a high-level lottery was equivalent to 10,000 points.

This is equivalent to him saving a lot of savings!

After I have "trained" these colleagues, I will check the rewards.

However, the next second.

The system beeps again.

【Trigger new mission! 】

[Fishing Master: Now you are not only a technical expert that everyone hates, but you are also the company’s fishing master secretly! 】

[As a fishing expert, you not only need to be able to fish yourself, but you also need to teach your colleagues to fish well and make progress every day. 】

[The task cycle is seven days]

[This reward is cumulative. The more colleagues who fish, the longer the time, the richer the accumulated points reward, up to 100,000! 】

Lu Guan swallowed hard when he saw the last column.

Oh my god!

One hundred thousand points reward!

After saving for several months, I worked hard to save 20,000, and now I have a grand prize of 100,000!

How cool!

Must win!

The task time limit is seven days, which means it is counted as this week.

Then we must seize the time and let every colleague enjoy the joy of fishing!

Lu Guan's eyes were like evil wolves emitting green light at this time, and there were leeks everywhere he looked.

The work tasks in the project team are staged.

If you help them finish their work this week in advance, then they can use the remaining time to fish.

We are all human beings, and who doesn’t like fishing?

It’s just that I’m too busy with work on weekdays and don’t have time.

It just so happened that a bunch of skills he had acquired were useless, so this time he just treated them as clearing out his inventory.

...

Time passed by minute by minute, and dozens of people in the conference room did not dare to breathe.

Those programmers with sparse hair and bald heads were extremely focused on reading the code, which made them sweat!

They didn't even see a bug! ! !

Some people couldn't help but sigh when they saw the neatly arranged characters and the concise and clear annotations.

"This, this is written like poetry..."

I have never seen such beautiful code, it is so clean and refreshing.

In comparison, the code they usually write is crap.

Writing a bunch of shitty code all day long increases the workload of the test team.

Liu Feifei in the corner is also watching the code written by Lu Guan.

She gave a weird smile.

This classmate Lu!

Wow, he actually dared to show off Guan Si in front of him.

He had obviously finished his work diligently early in the morning, but he still pretended to fish by himself all day long.

I really can't tell where he learned these skills from.

Liu Feifei was amazed in her heart and felt incredible about everything about Lu Guan.

Not to mention others, it directly shook their own psychological defenses.

They don't want to admit that it was written by Lu Guan himself, especially with such perfect algorithmic logic.

Maybe if I work for them for another ten years they won’t be able to write it.

Some senior employees took the initiative to stand up and confront Lu Guan.

"Manager, I don't think this is the code he wrote."

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