I Fished At Work, But It Turned Out That My Colleague Was The Daughter Of The Group.
Chapter 58 A Wise Man Does Not Fall In Love, And A Strategist Does Not Go To The Battlefield.
Lu Guan opens the door.
What's going on is not the beautiful image in my heart.
But they were two big bosses and rough friends, Li Yunxing and Wang Mang.
The two of them were holding cigarettes in their mouths, showing off their coolness.
Lu Guan's face darkened.
He gave them both contemptuous looks and then slammed the door shut.
"No, Lu Guan."
"You had a great time last night, so you don't care about us brothers anymore, right?"
Click!
The door opened again.
Lu Guan quickly pulled them in just in case the walls had ears.
Go inside.
The two of them began to glance at the trash can with a stern look.
Don't know what the hell is going on.
"Hey, what are you looking for?"
Li Yunxing and Wang Mang laughed at the same time.
"I was checking to see if you wore a condom last night."
Lu Guan suddenly choked up and became angry.
"Go, go, go, I wonder if you two deliberately set a trap for me last night."
"I kept drinking and talking nonsense..."
"Ahem, please tell me clearly first, what kind of trap you are trying to use." Li Yunxing said while suppressing a smile.
Wang Mang looked Lu Guan up and down.
It can be seen that he seems to be in good spirits and not sluggish, so he can't help but admire him.
"You can do it, kid. How does it feel? Does it feel so good?"
Lu Guan's forehead darkened, and he finally knew what these two bad friends were thinking about, so he explained directly.
"You two don't get sick."
"I spent last night alone and nothing happened."
Li Yunxing and Wang Mang were stunned and said in shock: "Didn't you go to confess to the girl last night?"
"We haven't said yet that you ruthlessly abandoned your brother for a woman."
"...Have you really become a clown?"
Lu Guan's mouth twitched.
do not know why.
From Li Yunxing's face, I could see an unbearable smile.
This guy probably expected his confession to be rejected, right?
"She should have agreed." Lu Guan carefully thought about everything that happened last night.
Li Yunxing and Wang Mang looked at each other and finally couldn't help laughing.
"Haha, you can lie to me, but don't lie to yourself."
Wang Mang even took out a cigarette and planned to light it for him.
"It's okay, brother, it's not a shame to be rejected when you express your love."
"I have Hua Zi here, who is very energetic and can suppress the things in his heart."
Lu Guan's face darkened again. "I'm serious, don't let me kick you two so early in the morning."
"Really?"
"Seriously!"
"Really serious?"
"Really serious!"
"Really, really..."
"My refrigerator is quite big. If you ask again, I will put you two in it."
Seeing that he didn't seem to be pretending, Wang Mang was shaken and began to believe it.
Our Jiangda goddess Liu Feifei really fell in love with him? ? ?
"Oh no, Yunxing, he doesn't seem to be joking."
Li Yunxing looked serious at this time and nodded.
"You don't need to remind me, my military advisor can see it."
Lu Guan:? ? ?
Wang Mang:? ? ?
Hey, when did you become a military advisor?
At this time, Li Yunxing pushed open the window, put his hands behind his hands and looked at the riverside lake in Hangzhou, feeling deeply moved in his heart.
"It seems that my lover, Li Yunxing, has found another capable successor in the world of picking up girls!!!"
He took all the credit for Lu Guan's pursuit of Liu Feifei as his own.
For a time, pride surged like a river.
In Li Yunxing's view.
If it weren't for his Taotao teaching last night.
How could Lu Guan become enlightened overnight and be able to catch up with Concubine Liu? !
Suddenly Li Yunxing turned around and shouted resolutely: "Lu Guan, since you are my brother, I am willing to accept you as my disciple!"
"I will teach you all my seventy-two techniques for picking up girls throughout my life, and you will become a new generation of love saints!"
"From now on, we will talk about our own affairs. I will call you disciple, and you will call me brother."
At this time, Li Yunxing had his back against the great river, the golden light shining brightly above his head, and his clothes were windless and automatic, quite like a master.
Lu Guan rolled his eyes at him as if he were an idiot.
But then I thought about it.
Although Li Yunxing is indeed unreliable at times, he never seems to fail in love.
Should I really ask him for guidance?
...
On the coffee table, there is a Supreme Patriot 15pro max cold front blue mobile phone.
The three of them sat around the sofa and stared at their phones silently.
"Who among us comes first?"
"Mangzi, what do you think I should do?"
"Don't worry, just send her 'are you there' first."
Li Yunxing slapped Wang Mang on the head and said disdainfully: "Do you understand or not?"
"Here you go, it must be a clown!"
Lu Guan wondered: "Then what should I send?"
Li Yunxing smiled, "Don't say anything, just leave her alone."
"This is called playing hard to get!"
Wang Mang was a little unconvinced, "You can forget it."
"Although I admit that you are very good at picking up girls, you have never been in a serious relationship, okay?"
"Can the method you teach be applicable to a pure love warrior like Lu Guan?"
Li Yunxing shook his head, "No, you still don't understand."
"A wise man does not fall in love, and a military advisor does not go to the battlefield. This is the rule!"
"Trust me, just wait."
Lu Guan looked at him doubtfully.
If it weren't for the fact that there was no guide on falling in love in the system, he would never believe this scammer.
...
"Hmph, he is quite able to keep his composure."
At this time, Concubine Liu was in her house.
Su Wanqiu, acting as a military advisor, was on a video call with Liu Feifei, sharing the WeChat interface on her computer.
Liu Feifei, on the other hand, was using another mobile phone, wondering whether to send a message to Lu Guan.
Su Wanqiu took out a Bagua fan at this time.
Fanning his hair slightly, his eyes suddenly opened and he gave orders directly.
"If you can't wait any longer, let's send it!"
At the same time, Lu Guan received a message on his mobile phone.
The trio was delighted, and the morale of Lu Guan's side increased greatly.
"Sent it, she sent 'are you there'."
Seeing this, Li Yunxing couldn't help but sneer.
With a wave of his hand, he pulled his clothes back and sat firmly on the sofa.
"Wait another ten minutes and then say, 'Sorry, I wasn't looking at my phone.'"
"This move is called concealing the truth."
Wang Mang gave him a thumbs up and apologized for the wrong thing he just said.
ten minutes later.
When Concubine Liu saw the news, her nervous expression could not help but ease.
"Susu, look."
"He just didn't see his phone just now. Maybe he was too busy."
Su Wanqiu tapped her fan, narrowed her eyes, and said in a deep tone: "No, no, no."
"He used this trick to hide the truth... it was so effective!"
Concubine Liu was stunned, "What do you mean?"
Su Wanqiu smiled faintly, as if he was as stable as Mount Tai.
"It's okay, it's up to me."
After that, she remotely controlled Liu Feifei's computer WeChat and initiated a video call to the other party.
Then hang up immediately.
This operation really left Concubine Liu confused.
"Susu, are you sure you can do it?"
"Don't worry, I'm your best friend, can I harm you?"
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