I Found A Planet

For the humans on Earth and the Federation Council, there is a very important reason why they are willing to accept the Protoss, provide land and funds, and allow them to settle and settle on Earth.

That is the earth, indeed the "hometown" of those protoss.

The languages ​​and accents spoken by those protoss are more than 50% similar to Chinese.

The script used by the Protoss is an improved version based on oracle bone inscriptions, which belongs to a kind of ideographic script, and has many similarities with Chinese characters.

That is, culturally, the basic homology is deduced.

Not counting the so-called "alien".

Considering these factors, more than 30% of the people welcome the return of the "Protoss" and do not reject it in their hearts.

Coupled with the "ability" of the Protoss itself, many people on earth who worship power yearn for it. The arrival of the Protoss makes them faintly expect to obtain more powerful exercises.

As well as various "resources" in the God Realm are also curious.

Thanks to the support of this part of the public opinion, the Federal Parliament successfully completed the task of welcoming them.

...

five days later.

No. 19 Desert Freedom City, central area.

On the 99th floor of the landmark city hall building, in a silver-style room.

Wearing a Tiangong armor in a loose home robe, he hardly stepped out of the room in the past two days.

For the resettlement work of more than eight million Protoss immigrants, he completed all the resettlement tasks without leaving home through the smart terminal worn on his wrist, guided by the "elf" projected on the terminal.

If he is not at ease with a certain protoss, just say a name, and within three seconds he can locate him, observe the other party's dynamics, or initiate a video chat to ask about the other party's status.

If you are hungry, you can order a hearty takeaway.

Tired there are many facilities to relax.

In addition, considering that he is alone, his family is not around, and if he has any physical needs, the elf specially introduced a special capsule-shaped device with a pink shell. After wearing the helmet, he will act according to the scene Giving different feedback, the authenticity is more than 80%.

"Master, this device is called 'Yao Mei Six Generations'. It ranks first in sales among the otaku group. Once a girlfriend or wife finds out, the probability of breaking up is more than 35%. There are 18 beauties in it for free. , considering that you are a protoss, I will give you an additional 68 beauties, for a total of 86...Master, do you want to go in and experience it?"

The elf in the hand comes highly recommended.

"No, I have a lot to do."

Tiangongjia waved his hand and refused, with a serious face, without any interest.

But after two days, he found that many middle-level managers were often unable to be contacted, or after connecting, he heard some strange voices.

What shocked him even more was a young subordinate with a pale face, dull eyes, stilted footsteps, and a look that was about to collapse. It didn't matter if he was seriously ill or died.

"What's going on with you? What have you been doing these days? Could it be that those people on Earth plotted against you?" Tiangongjia asked.

"No, no."

The young man shook his head, his expression flustered: "What did I do?"

"Say it!"

Tian Gongjia stared and asked loudly.

The young man couldn't bear the pressure, so the teacher had to confess: "I've been playing 'The Sixth Generation of Monsters' a bit too much recently, and the beauties in it are just, uh... damaged some essence."

The sixth generation of Yaomei?

Asked about the situation, Tiangongjia was a little unbelievable, how could it have such a terrifying effect as it was just a machine.

"I'd like to see what's wrong with it."

With strong curiosity, Tiangongjia put on the helmet and entered the sixth generation of Yaomei.

Immediately after seeing the pink and tender beauty interface, he felt evil energy entering his body, and his qi and blood heated up. He, who didn't have much cold for women, his heartbeat accelerated, and his body temperature increased by at least a few degrees.

OL, nurse outfit, maid outfit, school uniform, stockings...

The unprecedented visual impact almost makes people explode.

"It's simply evil!"

Tian Gongjia immediately took off his helmet, sat down and ran the Emotional Art crazily, and then suppressed the evil fire.

Just people with big willpower, just a minority.

After the investigation, Tian Gongjia was even more shocked to find that among the millions of immigrants from the Protoss, at least one million tribesmen stayed in the "Six Generations of Yaomei" for more than three hours a day, venting their energy crazily.

For those who are addicted to it all day long, they are about to fade away.

"boom!"

He smashed the sixth generation of Yaomei with one punch, went down a few times, and vehemently reprimanded him.

At the same time, I also found the liaison officer of the Federation to protest: "The artifact called the Sixth Generation of Yaomei that you equipped is simply intended to murder us and other protoss, and it has hidden evil intentions!"

"That is, it is impossible to kill people."

The liaison officer explained: "A total of 3 billion units of the Yaomei series have been sold, and there are only more than a hundred cases of accidents. If it is indeed too frequent, a warning will be issued in time... Besides, the protoss have just arrived from afar and are full of energy. consolation."

In fact, after the arrival of the Protoss, the human beings on Earth are most worried. In addition to personal safety, the second is the chastity of their wives and daughters. You must know that those Protoss are completely ignorant of the law. Fashionable women on Earth have extraordinary charm. It is really hard to predict what will happen when the male is in the state of dominating the lower body.

And the "Yaomei Series" that occupies the mainstream of the market is even an artifact to reduce the crime rate in a certain aspect.

The Federation thoughtfully provided one to each Protoss male, and gave 86 beauties free of charge.

However, Tiangongjia's request to withdraw was still politely rejected. It was really impossible to throw it away. Anyway, there is a special Yaomei Internet cafe.

...

No. 19 Desert Liberty City, western urban area.

In an upscale apartment complex exclusively for women.

Lihuoqing was assigned to an apartment building with an area of ​​60 square meters, one bedroom, one living room, one kitchen, one bathroom and a balcony.

Considering her age, a multifunctional nanny robot is also equipped to take care of her life.

In the past few days, she has been looking at this new environment with curious eyes.

Not only was she not so curious to the point of numbness, but her interest became even stronger.

For example, a four-wheeled car speeding back and forth on the street.

The long train car on the viaduct looks like a centipede.

The levitating magnetic track in the central area of ​​the city.

and subway buses etc.

Gives a sense of orderliness, busyness but not chaos.

There is also the tall and beautiful building, which does not conform to the natural beauty, but it also has a unique aesthetic feeling.

Even the furniture and various household appliances at home filled her with interest, and she asked many low-level questions to the elf in the smart terminal on her wrist.

Of course, the laser projection TV was the one she watched the most. She watched all kinds of programs specially prepared for the protoss, even if it was commercials, she watched with gusto.

His eyes were greedily watching everything in front of him.

After a few days, after the eyes have seen enough.

Li Huoqing is madly in love with a new activity.

That is to take a few friends who are about the same age to go shopping and consume in the business district.

Step into the colorful women's clothing store and try on those trendy and beautiful clothes.

Try on a wide variety of exquisite jewelry in the jewelry store.

Get your hair done in a beauty salon.

In different restaurants, taste food from all over the world.

Sometimes I don't feel tired after shopping all day, and I am going crazy.

Later, I even forgot the reservedness that women should have, and often yelled:

"This world... is amazing, I love this place so much."

"Delicious, fun, and beautiful, this place has it all! I feel that every day is very happy!"

"Although the aura here is very weak, it feels more interesting than the God Realm!"

Li Huoqing watched an online drama that she had been following for several days, and she always felt a little sad in her heart when she watched it in the middle of the night and the surrounding was silent.

"My father and mother were all swallowed up by chaos, and my brother and sister were also dead. In the end, I was the only one left."

"I thought that when I came to this strange place, I would feel very lonely and sad, but why do I feel sad only occasionally?"

"Especially in the past few days, I'm so happy that I don't even have time to be sad. I'm almost forgetting about those bad things."

And by asking the elf in the terminal, the more he knows about this world, the more Li Huoqing likes this place.

Everyone is basically an ordinary person, there are very few "monitors" or "superhumans" with power, and everyone is similar.

Of course there were wars, but after entering the age of civilization, except for the two major wars, the next two hundred years were generally very peaceful, and most of the disputes and conflicts were resolved in peaceful ways.

Everyone is equal, the strong cannot bully the weak, and the law will ensure everyone's basic interests.

Stable, very safe and stable, under the patrol of security robots, sometimes wandering outside for a whole day, did not witness a single fight.

In addition, it is culturally advanced.

Whether it's TV series, songs, movies or variety shows, interesting TV shows, I feel like I can't finish watching them, and can almost wipe out the events of a lifetime.

All kinds of recreational activities are extremely rich.

Almost fills your mind to the point where you can't think about anything else.

Not to mention the wonderful virtual game that is said to have created 3 billion otaku groups around the world and is destroying the labor force of one country after another.

In addition, the material is extremely abundant. She and a few friends have been shopping, playing, and eating crazily these days. The average daily consumption is only two to three thousand. 100,000 credits.

The subsidy will continue for five years!

Don't think about the future until you fully adapt to life on this side of the earth.

In other words, she lived a chic and happy life for five full years.

"The people here are really kind, generous, smart, and versatile, and they have dedicated so many beautiful things to us."

"Well-meaning people, my Li Huoqing cultivation base is not very high, but I will definitely repay you in the future."

Li Huoqing murmured that she really liked the land and people under her feet.

...

a month later.

Tian Gongjia, the person in charge of the first batch of Protoss immigrants, couldn't sit still anymore.

It's over.

If this continues, the Protoss is really a pill.

He held an emergency meeting and called a dozen of the most powerful stewards together to discuss the current severe situation.

"Everyone, if this continues, our Protoss will be doomed. Those humans have absolutely no good intentions. They are even discussing and plotting against us!"

Tian Gongjia spoke, frowning tightly, feeling that the situation was extremely urgent.

"Master Tiangong, I also think those people on Earth are insidious."

A steward said: "They are obviously weak, and they can be easily killed with one finger, but the things they created are dazzling."

"No matter what it is, the tools they invented can make us degenerate to the point of waste. We don't have to think about anything, we don't have to do anything. Just greet us, and our basic necessities will be solved. I suspect that in this afternoon, we won't even bother to practice. Done."

"Those cunning people on Earth just want to weaken our strength by making us lazy."

"That's right, we can't go on like this anymore. Many clansmen haven't walked out of the house for half a month, and they gradually become wastes who are bored at home. Yes, they have become the kind of dead houses that people on Earth say .”

"Yes, that's terrible. I have to get out of the house and work hard, and I have to find something to do!"

"Looking for something... the robot has finished all the things that can be done, what do we need to do?"

"Yeah, with the robot, we don't have to do anything, and it's not that we don't work hard, but the concentration of spiritual energy here is too thin, and there is no effect of cultivation at all. It's better to have a good rest."

"My lord... I think this is unlikely to be a conspiracy of those people on Earth. They take land and give money, as well as houses, games, delicious food, fun things, everything, it shouldn't be considered a conspiracy or malice. If If there is indeed a conspiracy in it, then return everything except the land, and then be self-reliant and diligent... It's better than using this kind of thing as an excuse to find trouble with them."

A man said something fair, if sending something delicious, fun, and beautiful is a conspiracy or a trap, then such a trap, please come more.

Even if there is an ulterior conspiracy, it is estimated that it will be difficult to refuse.

"this……"

Tian Gongjia was a little dumb, and sent all the things back, rejecting those good intentions, is it possible to do this?

Immediately, the meeting ended in vain.

...

the other side.

Federal Parliament, the highest internal meeting.

There were bursts of triumphant laughter.

"Those protoss will soon be trapped by us."

"Haha, in just over a month, there are countless wonderful TV shows, movies, and fun games in front of them. I'm afraid there are very few people who can keep from sinking, right?"

"The game is still the craziest. There are about a million protoss who have entered the virtual game and become players who are constantly fighting monsters and upgrading. Judging from their activity performance, it is estimated that they will suffer from deep Internet addiction."

"In the final analysis, the most powerful force is not fists, but culture. Directly on the spiritual level, wash the enemy's brains into one's own, and once you have a sense of identity, you can't turn back."

"Fist's culture cannot last long. In this world, those so-called protoss will eventually be 'accommodated' by us. This is inevitable."

"In the end, we maintained our own culture and gained their power. Haha, we will be the strongest civilization."

The members of the House of Representatives were all smiling, their faces full of confidence.

But... there was one thing that none of them expected.