I! Game Designer! Drive the Little Girl Crazy at the Start

PDD once again threw a million bucks and ripped off the evaluation anchor.

Then, PDD didn't bother to say anything, and returned to today's theme——

It is still a favorite to 'explore' the world!

In order to explain the precautions for the previous customs clearance, he specially opened a new archive to show everyone how to clear the customs.

The first level passed smoothly, and at the second level, he passed the battle flag again.

"Today we will open a new archive to teach."

"This battle flag is the easter egg of the game, which can add buffs to people."

"I'll show you."

Before the audience could react, he suddenly drew his sword, chopped down the battle flag with lightning speed, lowered his voice, and shouted.

"I'm afraid of dying, little girl, die!"

After doing this, his face softened a little, and he happily told everyone.

"This easter egg is like this, you can't miss it when you play games."

Audiences don't quite understand, but those who have experienced the word change know exactly what's going on.

"What's the situation? Is this a ceremony?"

"It looks very strange, why do you want to use the name of the little sister?"

"Let's give a little bit of science to the newcomers. The battle flag is written in seal script, which is called "the humiliation of life, but the glory of death". Just a little girl."

"New Xiaomengxin must remember! This custom will give the character a fighting spirit buff, which must not be missed."

They all let out "hehehe" laughter.

Players new to the game seem to know something.

Duan Xiaomei was playing games on live broadcast, but she saw all the swiping on the public screen.

"PDD has nailed you to the pillar of shame again, go and see."

The little girl who stayed must have known what was going on, and was burning with anger.

"PDD has ruined my reputation again!"

She gripped the mouse tightly and went to the PDD live broadcast room for ward rounds.

After PDD had a fight with the audience, he continued to walk forward. When he passed the big cock, his face was a little bad.

He has been killed by this chicken many times before!

Fortunately, now I can defeat this chicken neatly.

"Everyone, pay attention, this chicken is not an ordinary chicken, it is a fighting chicken that will kill people in seconds!"

"Be careful when you come here. You can't escape, you must be more ferocious than this chicken!"

He had already figured out the rules and rushed towards the chicken without hesitation, tossing and turning under the arrogant fighting chicken, and finally beheaded it smoothly.

I can finally report the humiliation of the previous one!

PDD lit a cigarette, took a breath, and slowly exhaled it, acting like an expert.

His expression was calm, and after smoking a whole cigarette, he held the mouse again and continued to fight monsters.

"See, this is the strength of a former professional player! I usually have nothing to learn."

The audience couldn't help but laugh at him.

"You pretend, you pretend for me."

"Sao pigs don't know anything, they just pretend."

"I will never tell you that you can't even beat a chicken."

How could PDD allow the audience to expose his old secrets?

He danced the Tang Dao like a tiger, cutting small monsters like cutting vegetables.

I couldn't help laughing out loud, and immediately believed in myself.

"That's all in the past, I'm stronger now...and I'm not bald."

"Let's see, what is strength? This is strength!"

"Can these monsters kill me?"

He walked forward for a while, and saw a monkey, loitering under the tree, squeaking from time to time.

PDD conditioned reflex to draw the knife, adhering to the principle of hesitation and defeat, and preemptively attack the monkey.

The monkeys are very flexible and play hide-and-seek with PDD through that tree.

Perhaps despising his speed, the monkey stuck his head out from time to time and made faces at him, extremely mocking.

PDD rage value continues to rise.

"Hey, I don't believe in this evil, I still can't catch a monkey?"

"None of you pull me, I'll cut this monkey into pieces today!"

The audience would love to watch PDD and monkey hide-and-seek, so much fun!

"Sao pig, run faster! Just a little faster and you can catch Brother Monkey."

"It's over, obviously this character is so handsome, but I can always make up for a 300-pound fat man playing hide-and-seek with monkeys."

"Brother Monkey: Come and catch me, if you catch me, I will let you hehe."

"Spicy eyes, too spicy eyes!"

The audience watched it lively, but PDD really thought this monkey was too slippery.

Sometimes it is difficult to cut a knife, but who knows that the monkey slipped through the knife without any harm.

This will not work! Do you want to wait for a wave of rabbits?

PDD thought to himself and responded quickly.

Taking advantage of the monkey's unresponsiveness, he turned to the other side and successfully blocked it.

The monkey looked very angry at the cheating PDD, squeaked several times, and gestured with his hands in the air, probably to condemn him.

PDD smirked.

"Little monkey, don't you know that soldiers never tire of deceit?"

"This is related to the great theology."

He is extremely proud, his waist is straight, his waist is no longer sore, his back is no longer sore, and he can do whatever he wants.

finally!

It's not the one who was pitted in the game, this is a historic progress!

PDD is complacent.

The next second, the monkey suddenly pulled out two knives from an unknown place.

An ominous premonition crossed PDD's heart, and without thinking much, he ran away.

The monkey chased and slashed his ass.

"Ah ah ah! Brother Monkey, I was wrong, hey! I shouldn't have teased you, I'm sorry, just let me go!"

PDD's wailing echoed in the live broadcast room, but the monkey didn't give him any face at all.

The ending was tragic. Even if PDD ran far away, he couldn't escape the pursuit of Brother Monkey, and even fell at the resurrection point in the end.

He howled.

I didn't expect a monkey brother to be such an unassuming master.

But it doesn't matter, in the end it was because he provoked Brother Monkey that he attracted Brother Monkey to chase and kill him.

If he keeps his mind and quietly passes by, there shouldn't be any problem.

PDD thought about it, and chose to return to the camp to resurrect and do it all over again.

This time, he was very well-behaved, he didn't provoke the monkeys, he just passed by cautiously.

Unexpectedly, Brother Monkey has been watching him closely since he appeared.

PDD tried to slowly move the monkey out of sight.

The monkey realized PDD's attempt to escape, and suddenly let out an angry squeak.

It seems to be annoyed that PDD is running away, making it one less opponent.

Brother Monkey immediately took out two double knives from behind and rushed towards PDD.

PDD's scalp went numb in an instant and shouted loudly.

"Brother Monkey! I was wrong! Ouch! Don't poke your ass!"

"Ouch!"

No matter how loud he shouted, he could not escape the fate of being hit by Brother Monkey with a knife.

PDD looked at the fallen character in front of him, the word 'death' and the phrase "disgrace of life, honor without death" appeared on the screen, and he held it in his heart in one breath, not spitting out unpleasantly.

"You TM call this a monkey? Can't you stop fighting?"

"If a chicken chases me and scratches it, how can this monkey cut people with a knife? The wild monsters in this game are real beasts!"

"Don't call him a monkey, call him a double sword saint... Come on."

The live broadcast room exploded, and the audience laughed until their stomachs hurt.

"Brother Monkey just wants to learn from you. Who knew you could run so fast."

"Sao pig can't do it, it's you who escaped from the battle."

"A monkey who knows martial arts and dances a knife, it's incredible, the future is bright!"

"Being able to fight Sao Pig without fighting back, I would like to honor Brother Monkey and be a Sword Saint with two swords!".