I! Game Designer! The Boss Cried At The Loss At The Beginning!

033 Game Review? Where Did The Clown Come From!

"Boss, have you seen the game review posted by the factory director?"

at this time.

Shark live broadcast platform, A Yin’s live broadcast room.

The live broadcast was intense for five or six hours.

Yinzi, who had a fairy-like look on his face and his eyeballs were bloodshot, was still immersed in the joyful killing of dead cells.

It sounds magical too.

A Yin, who originally regarded gaming as his job, got tired of playing and became electronically impotent.

I really didn't expect it.

In this life, I can still encounter such a masterpiece that makes people addicted, addicted and unable to put it down!

Fail, die and restart again and again!

Time and time again, I felt pain and joy, falling in love and killing each other with the game, and finally tortured my relationship!

True.

There are many difficult games on the market that mainly torture players.

All kinds of ways are tried to help people get rid of Internet addiction, but it is difficult to make people roll their eyes, and it is boring to go to jail, and they have no idea of ​​​​playing anymore.

But Platinum’s “Dead Cells” is amazing!

Regardless of the silky and smooth feel, the rich equipment settings alone make people want to play and become obsessed with it.

Simply can not stop!

Even if you die unfortunately and have to start over again, the frustration will not be too strong.

On the contrary, it will give rise to the idea that if you are unlucky, you will definitely be wrong next time, and you will be able to pass the level by changing the equipment and trying it again a hundred million times.

Intracranial orgasms again and again, constantly challenging the limits and breaking through oneself.

The sense of achievement of evolving under extremely high difficulty and clearing the level with the most perfect operation makes people happy and addicted at the same time.

It can be called psychoactive marijuana!

Even a super veteran like A Yin fell into Yu Luo's trap unknowingly.

I fell into it so hard that if I didn't play Dead Cells for a second, I would feel like there were ants crawling on my body!

"Finally back to the castle! I won't watch the barrage for now. I want to take revenge and must clear the level!"

In front of the screen, A Yin pinched off his cigarette butt, his eyes extremely focused.

After experiencing failure after failure.

He was so skillful that it made people feel distressed. Within half an hour, he returned to the castle on the mountain and climbed into the throne room.

Face the final boss guarding the end of the level - the Hand of the King!

And then... there was no more.

A Yin, who was talking eloquently just now, couldn't even last half a minute.

His head was torn off by the king's hand, and he was directly stabbed to the core with a symmetrical spear.

He didn't even have the strength to struggle and walked peacefully.

‘Smile, boss! I still like your unruly look! ’

‘Classic rhetoric before the game, silence during the game, and nonsense after the game’

‘Can you do it, brother? Even Liu Peiqie next door hit one cell! ’

'"I can pass the level with just one life"'

‘When the body is destroyed, you lose 114,514 cells’

‘()() as many as ()! ’

‘It’s been broadcast for so long, boss, it’s better to take a rest’

'That's right! I’m really afraid that he’ll die suddenly before he can take a breath’

‘Playing Dead Cells’

‘If the monkey dies, what will I do with the electronic pickle in the future? ’

‘By the way, boss, have you seen that comment? Platinum seems to be led by someone else’

...

A Yin, who was bored and entered the sage mode, saw this last barrage.

He couldn't help but froze for a moment.

Review? What game review?

With such doubts, he unlocked the lock screen of his phone and went to the forum to take a look.

Sure enough, I saw it at a glance, a post posted by a game reviewer signed by the factory director.

[Evaluation of "Dead Cells": This game is too monotonous and can be completed in less than a day. It has a comfortable feel, but the built-in equipment system is too complicated]

[The highly random map mechanism and scrolls make the game full of uncertainty and greatly reduce the player experience]

[At the same time, in order to cover up the problem that the process is too short, we can only use a lot of meaningless repeated experiences to forcefully waste players' time]

[The design is excellent, but for an independent game, these things seem too one-sided. If you have this time to complete the project, it is better to polish the quality of the game and stop perfunctory players with pixel art style (laughs)]

[My evaluation is that it is a low-cost and low-quality small workshop game with empty content, simple plot, and rough picture quality. It is not as good as "Legend of the Demon King" by Mingyue Game Company next door]

...

"No! Is Jie Ren sick?"

After reading this game review, A Yin was made angry and laughed on the spot.

Although Dead Cells was very torturous, it once drove him crazy, and he wished he could rush to Platinum right now and kill the designer.

But as an upright game anchor, A Yin can't tolerate it the most.

An excellent work is slandered and insulted by outsiders pointing fingers!

"Has he just released this review? If nothing else happens, he will be criticized soon."

A Yin put down these words and ignored these rhythms.

On the contrary, the audience in the live broadcast room began to discuss excitedly.

'Hahaha! Like the boss, I was also made angry and laughed.’

‘Any cat or dog can write a review these days, right? What kind of director is this? He obviously doesn’t even understand the game.’

‘I guess I wrote it too hastily. After beating the Hand of the King, I thought the game was over.’

‘Haha, clear the level? It’s just a matter of leaving Novice Village! ’

'When I finished fighting the King's Hand, I was so excited that I cried. I thought it was finally over, but...'

‘Who would have thought that this was just the beginning! ’

...

A Yin silently watched the barrage without speaking, and did not want to take the initiative to set the pace.

Because he understands that players are the hardest group to fool.

Anyone who has played the game will have their own understanding and feelings.

Everyone can feel the sincerity of the game production team.

Although the company Platinum is outrageous, the game designers behind the scenes are even more hellish.

But whether it's "Sledgehammer" which is so tortured that it makes people crazy, or "Dead Cells" which is now popular all over the Internet.

You can really feel their love and sincerity for the game.

I have to admire their creativity and imagination.

Especially Dead Cells, it is likely to create a new game type-Roguelike!

"The evaluator's name is Xiao Ao, right? He's probably going to be blown away soon."

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