I, God's favorite child

But the loss is still a gain.

Don't let this bald man (king) get too carried away!

"Huh? Want to fight? You bastard!"

"Ang? Don't you want to eat beef? Baldy!"

"...that's despicable!"

"Hmph! If you want to fight with me, you have to practice for decades."

The two, Noah with the heart of a child, and Saitama, who see through the mundane world, accidentally get together. They usually fight like ordinary people, but when they meet strange people, they are absolutely reliable heroes.

"Giggle..."

Saitama's mouth twisted in anger.

"Stop playing, watch TV!"

Saitama immediately turned off the game and turned on the TV program, leaving Noah speechless for a while.

Every time this guy can't play the game, he cheats on himself.

Noah didn't know what he was playing before the mystery of the fetus in this dungeon. His game skills were almost full, and he even had a useless skill called "Emperor Engine" by the "Blind" Association.

To put it simply, the heart beats faster and the sound of the heartbeat is amplified when you are emotionally excited.

Super useless skills.

"Insert a piece of news now. A large number of mosquitoes are currently rushing towards City Z, and the bitten livestock have turned into mummies..."

"Alas."

Noah feels very disgusted, mummy or something, I'm still eating potato chips, get out.

Then the bastard Qiyu turned on the TV, and ran to water the flowers angrily.

"Tsk!"

Noah just wanted to change the program, but there was a message from a strange person from his psychic ability.

"Queen of the swarm?"

Noah is interested, so he can eat and drink enough to exercise his muscles and bones.

Chapter 141 Noah: Baldy! Baldy!

"Bump! Bump! Bump! Bump!"

Just as Noah was about to leave, he saw Saitama beating mosquitoes on the balcony.

This dog thing keeps shifting, and it has an afterimage, and the blow is useless. "? :? Qi. Ba' ,! !" Ba?

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"Strength, so that Noah has no doubt that he can easily destroy the entire building.

!

"are you an idiot?"

The corners of Noah's mouth twitched, and he felt that this guy's brain was caught by the door.

"King came just in time, so hurry up and kill this mosquito, it's too arrogant!"

With a "slap", Noah crushed the mosquito to death, and looked at the bald Saitama with contempt.

"Baldy, I think you..."

"Ah! There seem to be mosquitoes over there, I'll get the insecticide!"

Qiyu knew what the king was going to say without even thinking about it, and hurriedly interrupted the spellcasting, and then took advantage of the chaos to "escape".

"Stop! Damn mosquito! You and I haven't decided yet!"

Noah covered his face with a "snap" and shut himself up.

I really don't want to admit that this kind of guy actually has the same strength as me, or even surpasses me.

Saitama, a dog, was wearing slippers, a patterned shirt, and beach pants, and ran to "show the winner" with insecticide.

shame.

Cough, in fact, Noah, who is almost completely married and squatting at home, is not much better.

Short-sleeved shorts, messy hair, delicate facial features and sleepy eyes, yawning indistinctly from time to time.

It's even more Gabriel than Gabriel.

Um? etc!

Is this dog going to steal monsters again?

Noah immediately reacted.

The place where the guy ran seemed to be where the weirdo was.

"Damn baldy! Don't steal monsters!"

Noah also rushed out with his slippers drooping.

Simply superpowers allow him to fly freely between the heavens and the earth, without needing to wear shoes like Saitama.

On the other side, the battle has already begun.

It's the mosquito girl and a mechanical transformation.

"The target has been determined."

The reformer raised one hand, facing the mosquito girl in the sky, and the jets in the palm began to gather high temperature.

"bump!"

The flames sprayed towards the mosquito girl in an instant.

However, as a weirdo transformed by a certain organization, Mosquito Girl is not so easy to deal with, so Mosquito Girl turned around and increased the distance to avoid the flame jet.

Mosquito Girl also has the level of "ghost" in the disaster level of the Heroes Association.

As a weirdo, Mosquito Girl has sharp claws on her hands and feet, and a meat pan that stores blood behind her. Although her body is still human, with a charming face and a hot body, the reformer is merciless.

"So that's how it was, using a large number of mosquitoes to suck blood, and then alone..."

"The food is delivered to your door, go and suck his blood!"

The mosquito girl didn't want to listen to the nonsense of the reformer, the mosquito swarm hovering around her was like a dark tornado, frightening and terrifying.

After receiving the order from the mosquito girl, the mosquito swarm immediately rioted, raging towards the reformers like a tornado.

but.

"It should have no effect."

Noah, who arrived ahead of schedule, watched from above, watching the two fight with interest.

I have to say that although they are not very strong, their fighting special effects are simply full.

The cool cyborgs are constantly bombarded, and the mosquito girl who looks like a big devil manipulates the mosquito swarm.

Noah was suddenly relieved.

"Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!"

The modified man seems to be quite restrained towards the mosquito girl. The mechanical body has no blood for the mosquito swarm to absorb, and the high-intensity artillery fire can cause heavy losses to the mosquito swarm in an instant.

And the two who kept jumping and fighting in the building ended up with the reformer's arm being broken and the mosquito girl's legs being torn off.

Mosquito girl escaped, and it's okay for the reformer to lose an arm, but she can't, she can still be counted as a biological range.

However, the modified man was also equipped with a positioning system, and soon found the overwhelming mosquito swarm.

The center of it is the mosquito girl.

"Yeah, the wild beasts are gone, so the price of meat has to go up again?"

Noah scratched his head, still thinking about something.

However, at this time, Saitama, the dog, arrived.

Noah immediately revived, and regardless of whether the mosquito girl was still abusing and transforming people, there was a "pop"...

The mosquito girl was sent flying by Baldy Saitama, and a large amount of blood was sprayed on the side of a building.

"Gah?"

The reformed man who was beaten to pieces widened his eyes. He really didn't expect this pervert who ran outside without clothes to be so powerful.

"..."

Noah clenched his fists and looked at Saitama Gouto blankly.

"Hey! King, did you see the big explosion just now? My clothes were burned! So I..."

"Tonight's beef hot pot is gone."

"...so I... huh?"

Qiyu was dumbfounded.

Niu, the beef hot pot is gone! ! ? ?

"Why? I'm looking forward to the beef hot pot!"

"Ang? You have the nerve to say it! You stole such a big weirdo again! Why? Revenge me for stealing your props in the game?"

"When did I take revenge on you? By the way, have you finally admitted that you stole my props in the game?"

"I don't! I'm not! Don't talk nonsense!"

Noah didn't want to talk nonsense with this naked bald man anymore.

Spicy eyes!

"Hey! Don't run away!"

Qiyu looked at Noah who flew away from the scene with envy and jealousy on his face. He is also a human being, so why can't I fly?

Qiyu sighed, and was stopped by the reformer just as he was about to leave.

"Please accept me as an apprentice!"

"Huh? Oh."

Qiyu, who was still worrying about what to eat without beef tonight, agreed without thinking, and then left in a hurry.

He went back to save it, maybe the king softened his heart?

However, what this guy didn't expect was the firm surprise in the eyes of the reformer.

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

When he got home, Noah didn't panic in the face of Baldy Saitama's pity.

You are not a beautiful girl, pretending to be pitiful is useless to me!

This dog remembers to eat but not to fight, and has not reflected on his behavior of robbing monsters at all.

Noah even wondered if he had a nonsensical skill that was specially robbed of monsters.

It's night, the outside is dark and quiet, the house is noisy, and occasionally a cicada sings to indicate the heat of summer.

For the next few days, the surrounding area was unusually peaceful.

No, it would be better to say.

"It's too calm."

Noah yawned, scratched his stomach, lay sideways on the tatami and watched TV, while Baldy Saitama was watching manga.

"Speaking of which, don't you go to hero activities every day?"

Noah spoke to Saitama weakly.

"It's okay to give yourself a day off now and then, right? Anyway, I'm just a hero driven by interest."