I, God's favorite child

"Hey! What should I do with my junior brother?"

Oh, by the way, there is also my lover’s junior brother.

Miss Duan looked at Xuanzang who was lying upside down with disgust, stepped forward and kicked him twice.

"He who can't die will be able to get out of trouble by himself when he wakes up."

After saying that, Miss Duan touched her husband's waist and walked towards the village with a smile on her face.

As the saying goes, people feel refreshed during happy events, and tonight I am going to have a great time with Sanzang!

Thinking of this, Miss Duan suddenly became very energetic, and she looked so anxious that she couldn't wait any longer. She walked like a tiger in a hurry.

hurry up! I’ll organize a happy event when I get back!

Under Miss Duan's rapid pace, the figure carrying a man gradually became distant, leaving only Xuanzang with his head buried in the soil, because the position where Miss Duan had just kicked him was a bit subtle.

So Xuanzang's whole body would twitch from time to time.

I don’t know if there was something wrong with me being kicked out.

What a sin...

The fat master who was far away in the busy city couldn't help but sigh.

What?

My precious disciple Sanzang is in danger and is about to lose his virginity?

Bah bah bah! What a loss of virginity! That's called rebirth! Talk about it by doing it!

Ahem, okay, actually, Miss Duan is a bit...

Guanyin, have you heard of it?

Miss Duan is this Daoguo, and is naturally the medium for this person to descend to earth.

To put it simply, Miss Duan may not be the only one Sanzang wants to have a wedding with tonight.

Well, as for whether the blood will be squeezed out...

The fat master's eyes were a little wandering.

Probably, should, maybe... not?

But it is impossible for the fat master to save people, that is, to pretend to be stupid or blind.

The fat master was sure that if he dared to save people, he would be beaten out of his skin.

As for Xuanzang who was buried in the earth?

Miss Renduan is right. If you can't kill someone, it will only cause some psychological shadow at most.

On the other side, Phelps has made a deal with the goddess Buddha in the sky.

Phelps' expression is quite subtle.

What the hell?

You want me to be a medium? Is it convenient for you to have sex with Noah?

You have seen the wrong person!

Do you know who Noah is? That's my lover! My dear love! The lovely girl I long for! mine……

What?

Can you let me have sex all at once?

Well... Even if this is the case, I am not such a person!

What?

Can you also give me Noah’s space coordinates? Will you be able to have sex with Noah anytime and anywhere in the future?

Oh, deal!

You are worthy of being crowned by the gods! Really good at judging people!

In this way, Phelps happily completed the transaction and gained a legal identity in this copy.

As for the other reincarnations?

Well, they were all captured by the gods and used as toys. Most of them were arranged on the journey to the west, and the rest were used as training for Xuanzang's awakening.

Perfect!

Phelps doesn’t care about these reincarnations. I can’t even control my Noah, so why should I care about your life or death?

After that, Phelps went to find the pig demon and Sun Wukong.

Well, after you find it, you tell a guy named Xuanzang, and then Phelps can go and play with Noah.

It is said that this dungeon is carrying out a big drama called Journey to the West, so don’t be careless!

Ahem, well, it was actually the Buddhist side that had the upper hand because Miss Duan took the lead, so the goddess had to make certain compromises.

Let the little bitch in Buddhism feel comfortable first...

Chapter 487: The junior sister instantly fell in love with someone else

As the saying goes, when Heaven is about to entrust a person with a great responsibility, he must first strain his mind, strain his muscles and bones, and starve his body and skin...

Ahem...

"Okay, Xuanzang, master, I know you feel aggrieved, but this is the test you must go through to officially become a disciple of Mahayana Buddhism!"

Facing the fat master's evasive eyes, Xuanzang's expression was as resentful as that of a resentful woman.

"Master! I was buried in the soil for a whole day and a whole night! A whole day and a night!"

"Ahem, Xuanzang, I know you're feeling aggrieved. How about this? I'll give you a task and ask you to move around more and build your own reputation as an exorcist. How about that?"

Well, the mission is to find Zhu Ganghye, the pig demon.

Anyway, it was a monster that Xuanzang had to conquer, and it was just used to kill Xuanzang at this time.

Build my reputation as an exorcist! ?

Xuanzang immediately felt relieved and became energetic.

"But what about Sanzang? He is afraid now..."

I'm afraid I've lost my virginity! Still forced by a very violent female gangster!

To save me!

"Um... As for Sanzang, I have my own opinion, master. You should go first. Maybe you can see Sanzang when you come back."

The fat master explained guiltily, but Xuanzang, who had always trusted the master, believed him and happily believed that the master would save Sanzang.

Well, it's impossible to save him, that's just shouting a few words of support for Master Guanyin.

Tsk tsk! Should I say that I am worthy of Master Guanyin?

It's quite fun...

On the other side, Phelps was still looking for the pig demon, and soon found a mountain forest.

Well, it seems that there are still traces of many people coming here.

It happened that Phelps saw two senior brothers and sisters who had escaped from the school to elope.

Phelps hid aside and listened quietly to the news the brothers and sisters could provide.

"Well~~~Senior Brother~~~ Please let me see you again~~~Senior Brother is so handsome, it would be a pity not to let me see you~~~"

A petite and cute little junior sister was so greedy that her mouth was almost drooling.

Her disciples were all full of ugly-looking people. As a flower in her disciples, of course the junior sister had to choose the most handsome one to tie the knot with.

And this senior brother is the most handsome one in the entire division.

But being handsome also has troubles with being handsome. This senior brother is also very popular among the disciples. Therefore, even Yi Zhihua's junior sister had to become a licking dog in exchange for the senior brother's elopement.

But the senior brother always behaves well, which makes the handsome young junior sister extremely greedy, but she can't succeed.

After all, her senior brother is much more capable than her.

This made Phelps interested.

Handsome? Is my Noah as handsome as me?

Phelps immediately glanced at the senior brother.

vomit……

Phelps almost retched.

I'm so cute...

He has a big beard, a big face, pockmarks all over his face, and a short and chubby figure.

Just like this, being a servant to Phelps in this world would be an eyesore!

But when Phelps saw the obsessed look on the little junior sister's face, he fell silent instantly.

Maybe, this is true love...

Phelps, who did not understand the structure of their sect, completely misunderstood, and even admired his junior sister.

This is love. No matter how crooked the other person is, you are deeply infatuated with the other person.

Well, why am I not like that!

Phelps felt moved, and then continued to eavesdrop on intelligence.

I don’t know if these two people know anything about the pig demon...

"Hmph! Look at it! I've been looking at it all day long! Is my beauty so beautiful?"

Senior brother is so angry that he doesn't argue, how come he knows how to look at my face? Can't you appreciate my inner beauty?

shallow!

Ah this...

The corners of Phelps' mouth twitched.

With your face, how do you have the nerve to say such things?

You put it like that, even if your junior sister loves you, most likely...

"Aha~~~Senior Brother~~Don't be angry~~~I just like to see your beauty in your prime. Don't women all like handsome guys~~~"

Phelps was completely silent.

She didn't understand the love between the two.

One of them is cute and cute, and she is also very charming outside.

A crooked melon and cracked jujube, even if placed in a remote and poor place, would be below average.

As for this senior brother, it was because of his ability that he became obsessed with the younger junior sister?

Oh, Phelps can beat a hundred people like him!

This is not counting the power given to her by the gods.

That being said, Junior Sister’s love is really stronger than Jin...

Phelps couldn't help but sigh.

But there was no way for the two of them to just fight each other, so Phelps showed up directly.

"Friends, are you here to see the pig demon?"

Pig demon? What pig monster?

The junior sister was confused for a moment, and then felt a great sense of crisis in her heart.

It's not good, this woman...

When the senior brother looked at this woman who was incredibly beautiful and had an incredibly hot figure, his heart suddenly became excited.

But, who am I?