I, Goldfinger

“Ahem, it’s you!” Xiao Han jumped out of the alchemy furnace and rested against the alchemy furnace.

“No wonder I think this alchemy furnace is somewhat familiar, it turns out to be the alchemy furnace you got from the Great Devil King! Why are you here, so embarrassed? Eucharist Ye Fan asked curiously.

“Don’t mention it, since the secret realm came out, in order to seize my alchemy furnace, a group of old immortals have been chasing and killing me day and night, if I hadn’t had this alchemy furnace, I might have died a long time ago!” Xiao Han smiled bitterly.

Everyone felt the same way, because they were also hunted down and killed all the way, for several years in a row.

It wasn’t until I met Little Mengwa that the days of escape finally ended.

“Don’t talk about me, how are you doing? Have you been doing well in recent years? Xiao Han asked, it was rare to meet familiar people, and they were all contemporary peerless Tianjiao, Xiao Han felt very kind.

“Actually, we haven’t had a better time than you over the years!”

“We were also hunted down all the way!”

“Just live better now!”

……

For a moment, everyone only smiled bitterly in their hearts.

The Black Emperor said maliciously, “Wang! In fact, you can go to your father-in-law, Master Yaozun, he is a great god, and he is also a level 8 alchemist, and his connections are all over the world, he will definitely be able to protect you! ”

“It’s a drop or a drop!” Ye Fan and the unscrupulous Taoist priest nodded one after another, and smiled.

“Don’t mention him!” Xiao Han covered his face.

As soon as he mentioned Yaozun, he remembered the girl with a beard like a flower, which was the psychological shadow of his whole life.

What if this goes, get married?

When he thought of facing a bearded face in the future, he called his husband every day to wake him up…

Belch! That picture is too beautiful to think about!

“Wow, it turns out that you are that genius alchemist Xiao Han!” Xiao Haoyue blinked her big eyes and said curiously.

Xiao Han only then noticed that there was a little girl standing next to her, she looked too cute, and couldn’t help but reach out to touch her little head, “Little friend, who are you?” How could it be here? What about your adults? ”

“Don’t touch me, you scumbag!” Xiao Haoyue dodged the hand in disgust and said loudly.

Xiao Han’s face gradually froze, and his hand suddenly froze in the air.

The two people around laughed.

Xiao Han’s face couldn’t hang up, and he said with a straight face: “Little friend, how can you say that I am a scumbag?” How can a peerless Tianjiao like me be a scumbag? ”

“Dare to say you’re not? I listened to Liu Shen…” Xiao Haoyue crossed her waist and said loudly: “My fiancée Bai Qinglian was kind and kind, and she traveled thousands of miles to send you medicine, but you took a break!” ”

Xiao Han: “…”

“Miss Zhao Qianjin, the miss of the Zhao family, is unswerving to you, and she also lost 200 pounds for you, how much perseverance is this? As a result, you ran away on the day of the engagement, are you worthy of people’s affection? ”

Xiao Han: “…”

“You confessed to the Ruhua girl in the Alchemy Valley, but you disliked the beard of the people’s parents, and ran away again in a few days. What’s wrong with a long beard, isn’t it okay to shave clean? How traumatized are people to accept the gossip from the outside world for you, how can you bear to abandon her? ”

Xiao Han: “…”

Xiao Haoyue loudly accused: “You really see one love and dump another, you are simply a big scumbag who plays with feelings!” It is not an exaggeration to say that you are the No. 1 big scumbag in Tianzi! ”

Xiao Han: “…”

The two dogs next to him laughed so much that their stomachs drooped.

“That’s right! Xiao Han is the No. 1 big scumbag in Tianzi, and this family has no semicolon! ”

“It’s really too scum, you can’t wash it off!”

“I heard that he also failed a woman and was chased and beaten twice!”

“There is no cure for the scum!”

……

“Shut up and don’t laugh! Laugh again and I’ll turn my face! The scumbag Xiao Han was embarrassed and angry.

As a result, no one was afraid of him, and he was still laughing wildly.

The scumbag Xiao Han felt that he had lost face, and could only bully the weak, pretending to face Xiao Haoyue and said: “Little friend, if you apologize to me now, I will forgive you!” Otherwise…”

“How about otherwise?” Xiao Haoyue was not afraid at all.

Xiao Leng smiled coldly and clenched his fists: “Have you ever seen a casserole-sized fist?” Watch out for me blossoming your spank! ”

The two people around and the dog were startled.

“Brother scum… Oh no, Brother Xiao, please calm down, don’t do it! ”

“You’ll regret it!”

“The other party has an extraordinary background, as long as you hurt her without a hair, you will be hung up and beaten!”

“Very yellow and violent!”

……

After listening to everyone’s words, it seems to be fake, and the other party’s origin is probably very large.

The scumbag Xiao Leng calmed down, and also felt that it was not interesting to think about a child, and waved his hand boredly: “Forget it, little brat, I don’t know you in general!” ”

“But I’m angry now! Big scumbag, if you don’t apologize to me, I’ll tell Liu Shen that you bullied me! Xiao Haoyue crossed her waist and said fiercely.

Xiao Han was confused, not only could he not ask for an apology from the other party, but also apologize to the other party?

Apologize to a little brat?

It was so humiliating that he couldn’t accept it!

“Brother Xiao, just apologize, anyway, there is no big loss!”

“That’s right, face is small, life is big!”

“It’s no big deal to say sorry, just talk!”

……

The people around me persuaded.

“You don’t have to say any more!” The scumbag Xiao Han waved his sleeves and said proudly: “I, Xiao Han, the contemporary peerless Tianjiao, will never apologize to a little brat!” ”

The two looked at each other, then rushed up together, holding his hands and feet.

Xiao Han shivered: “You… What do you want to do? ”

“Brother Xiao, we are also a last resort, not only for your life safety, but also for our life safety, you should wronged yourself!” Ye Fan persuaded.

“It passed quickly, it didn’t hurt at all!” Unscrupulous Taoist priest said.

The black emperor squatted at his feet, and suddenly kicked Xiao Han’s knees, he knelt down with a bang, knelt down in front of Xiao Haoyue, and was in a daze, was held by Ye Fan and the unscrupulous Taoist priest, bent down to apologize.

“Sorry, I was wrong!” Everyone spoke in unison.

Xiao Haoyue endured the smile in her heart, and waved her hand generously: “Forget it, the ignorant is not guilty, this time I forgive you!” ”

“Thank you little aunt!” Everyone spoke in unison.

Xiao Han’s head was finally liberated, and he raised his face full of dirt, and said very sadly: “You… You’re all a bunch of bad guys! I hate you guys! ”