I, Goldfinger

Outside, the hairless Sun Wukong looked at Wuzhao in deep thought and asked, “Female emperor, what can you do?” ”

“This… Naturally, there is! Wu Zhao smiled slightly, and then took out a bottle that looked very good, containing green liquid, and said, “This is it!” ”

“What is this that solves my hair problem?” Fighting Saint Ape Sun Wukong asked.

“Naturally!” Wu Zhao explained: “The bottle of essence in my hand, called Super Hair Tonic, as long as it is applied to the skin, no matter how many injuries you have suffered, he can quickly grow hair. ”

“And such a good thing?” The Battle Saint Ape’s eyes lit up, and he jumped in front of the female emperor, looking at this bottle of green glowing essence, and snatched it like a treasure.

He also opened the bottle and sniffed, frowning slightly: “It feels like this is ordinary water, there is nothing magical, he can really make me grow monkey hair again?” ”

“Of course, if you try it, can I still lie to you?” The female emperor Wuzhao was very calm.

This is what the system genie said, can there still be a fake? Although the system elf is sometimes very pitty and often makes her hate her teeth, what he says is that he never misses a mistake.

Sun Wukong thought about it and felt that it was, and was about to pour out the liquid to wipe his whole body.

The female emperor reminded: “But Sun Wukong, the use of this hair tonic is a bit special, in addition to wiping the whole body, you must also constantly pat, so as to stimulate your skin, absorb the hair tonic, and grow hair.” ”

“This is easy!” Sun Wukong didn’t take it seriously.

When he applied hair tonic all over his body, he began to constantly pat the skin on his body, and his hands were swollen, his skin was red and swollen, and he still didn’t grow hair.

Sun Wukong looked at the female emperor, his eyes full of inquiry.

“Your skin has been burned to death and must be stimulated with greater force. The power you used just now, to be honest, you can’t even hit 1/10 of the strength! The female emperor said.

“Good!” Sun Wukong looked at the few people next to him and said loudly: “Don’t eat a few of you, monkey, I’m growing hair at the critical moment, you guys hurry over and take the handle!” If I grow a beautiful monkey hair, I will definitely treat you to a big meal! ”

“Howler, that’s what you said!”

“Then you’re welcome!”

……

The Nine Tribulations Sword Lord, the Holy Body Ye Fan, and the others walked up with a smile.

Sun Wukong squatted on his horse and walked luckily, as if he were a qigong master, and roared: “Come on!” ”

So, everyone made a move, palm after palm on Sun Wukong’s body, Sun Wukong’s body was hard as iron, but it was also slapped loudly, a blue-black face was slapped red, swollen like a pig’s head.

But not a single hair grew on his body.

“It seems that there is still no effect, you will not be fooled by the female emperor, right?”

“She used to be a pit daddy!”

“My hands are swollen!”

……

Everyone looked at the female emperor again.

The female emperor Wuzhao was very calm and said, “The strength is not enough, continue!” You have only exerted five or six points of strength, how can this work? It’s better to go all out, otherwise you still want to grow hair! ”

Everyone was taken aback.

“Go all out? Will shoot the monkey to death! ”

“This is not hair growth at all, but grass and human life!”

“Are you a pit monkey?”

……

The female emperor Wuzhao said with great certainty: “Believe me, I don’t have to pit monkeys, this is the only solution!” The harder the better, the more brutal the better, just fight and die! ”

Sun Wukong roared, “Come on, use your maximum strength!” ”

“Goku, forget it, you’ll die!”

“Isn’t it just a hair, without them it can’t affect your strength!”

“You are still the Fighting Saint Ape in our minds!”

……

Everyone couldn’t bear it, and they all persuaded.

Sun Wukong roared, “Stop! You don’t know the pain of a hairless monkey! Let’s tell you this, the hairless monkey is an outlier in the monkey world, very ugly, and is made fun of by all monkeys! It’s like a red-haired Eucharist! ”

Eucharist Ye Fan: “…”

Seeing Sun Wukong so determined, everyone had to fulfill him.

“Wait, it’s not very easy to fight like this, and you accidentally knock the monkey away!” The Black Emperor shouted: “Little Yezi, take out your coffin and let the monkey lie in it, and we will beat him accordingly.” In case you accidentally kill it, bury it by the way! ”

Fighting Saint Ape Sun Wukong: “…”

The Holy Body took out his large coffin and spread it on the ground, and Sun Wukong lay down.

At this moment, Sun Wukong had a blind feeling.

After everything was ready, everyone quickly struck, exerting the strength of the whole body, very cruel.

“Shh

Sun Wukong’s beaten mouth was crooked, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and he was bleeding, and his life was half gone.

However, the kung fu paid off, and Sun Wukong’s body finally grew some fluff. Although it is equivalent to almost not long, it can make him laugh silly.

“I’ve grown hair, I’ve finally grown hair, haha!”

Everyone looked at the invisible fluff, and the black emperor nodded seriously: “It really has an effect!” According to such a stimulating method, another seventy or eighty beats should be able to fully recover! ”

Monkey King: “…”

Although the recovery process was a little miserable, after all, he saw hope, he was in a good mood, and laughed: “I am no longer a hairless monkey, and I will definitely become a beautiful monkey king again in the future!” ”

“Then bless Goku!” The female emperor toasted a glass of wine, and after returning this favor, she was also in a very good mood, and then looked at someone: “Chu Yuza, do you have anything you need me to serve?” ”

“There is indeed one thing, because I am going to take revenge!” Chu Yuza’s eyes bloomed with hatred: “Back then, Ten Thousand Swords Mountain killed my whole family and destroyed my whole family in order to seize the sword in my hand, and not even let go of a child!” So today I will also return a tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye! I hope that the female emperor can help me send troops to surround and suppress Ten Thousand Swords Mountain, and no one will be released!” I want to let the Ten Thousand Swords Mountain Chicken Dog not stay and be atoned for by my family!” ”