I got the Pokémon

Xiaozhi's momentum weakened instantly.

In fact, looking at all of his adventures, the only one who can be so merciless with him is Xiaoxia, who has a somewhat unruly and willful personality and is known as the number one beautiful girl in the universe.

"Damn it, you dare to underestimate me!" Xiaozhi was naturally dissatisfied with this and said loudly, "Okay, then I will show you tomorrow how I got the crimson badge with my own strength!"

"Really?" Seeing how easy it was for Xiaozhi to fall for the bait, Xiaoxia chuckled and said, "Since you are so confident, let's just wait and see!"

Late at night, Xia You returned to the room, but couldn't fall asleep despite tossing and turning.

On the other two beds, Xiaozhi and Xiaogang slept soundly, snoring one after another, deafeningly, like a hacksaw cutting wood in Xia You's ears!

He tossed and turned, thinking about it, took out his mobile phone, logged into the communication software, and clicked on the message that he had never read.

Pink Dream: Brother Xia You, is it going well?

The slightly changed name, the calm tone, even though it was such a short sentence, Xia You had been getting along with her for several months and was already familiar with her temperament. He also naturally knew that she was obviously not relieved about that incident.

Looking at her profile picture, Xia You seemed to be able to recall the pitiful appearance of this seemingly strong girl crying like a pear blossom with rain when she was rejected.

And every time he thought of it, it seemed like a cold knife was stabbing deeply into his heart.

With a slight sigh, Xia You moved her fingers slightly.

It’s all just bubbles: It’s not bad, not only has it conquered a few Pokémon, but Lalulas has also evolved into Kirulian.

Perhaps feeling that his tone was too harsh, Xia You continued typing.

It’s all bubbles: I’m sorry that I haven’t contacted you for so long. How are you doing lately?

After sending the confidence, Xia You looked at the dialog box in a daze.

Their avatars were actually taken from the same photo, but unlike the girl, the subject of Xia You's avatar was himself. In front of the camera, there was a slight smile on his handsome face, and on the side, there was

A pair of white and tender arms hugged him tightly.

She originally thought that it was so late and the other party had already rested. Xia You was about to turn off her phone. Unexpectedly, only a few seconds later, the girl had already replied to the message.

After adjusting her lying position, Xia You clicked on the message.

Pink Dream: It’s still the same as before, my mother still makes me practice with the one-horned rhinoceros every day, [crying JPG], it’s really hard.

Although nothing was stated, Xia You still seemed to be able to feel the girl's excitement from between the lines.

But for a while, he didn't know how to reply to her, so he could only change the topic and talk to the girl about some daily things. It wasn't until ten minutes later that he felt sleepy and ended the conversation on his own initiative.

…

When the sun was shining brightly, Xia You and the others came out of the Pokémon Center and finally got a true appreciation of this bustling town famous for its hot springs.

Tourists from the mainland are everywhere, and there are people waiting in front of almost every store on the street.

Most of the products sold are traditional yukata, hot spring eggs and other hot spring-related items.

Following the navigation on their mobile phones, they passed through Honglian Town and walked to the street where the gymnasium was located at the foot of the volcano. Only when they got closer did they realize that the location that was supposed to be the gymnasium had turned into a hot spring hotel!

"Eh?" Xiaoxia asked strangely, "Hot Spring Hotel? Did the gym move to another location?"

Hearing the sound, an old man dressed in red, with a long beard under his nose, wearing sunglasses and dressed like a Beatle, walked out of the hotel and came to them.

When he saw Xia You and the others, the old man asked directly without waiting for them to speak: "My head is ice cold, my body is warm, what is this?"

"Ah? Is this a riddle?" Xiaozhi was stunned for a moment, and then said very cooperatively, "The answer should be someone who puts his head in the refrigerator, wraps his body in an electric blanket, and takes a nap."

The strange brain circuit made the old man frown and said dissatisfied: "Hey, what kind of answer is that! Don't answer randomly if you don't understand!"

Xiaoxia looked away from the old man and said confidently: "I think you are talking about the open-air hot spring."

Seeing that someone had guessed the answer to the riddle, the old man nodded happily.

"That's right, that's right, she is such a smart little girl! Then please listen to the next riddle. Among cakes, eggs and rice, what do puppies like to eat the most?"

Xiaogang thought for a moment and felt that since it was a riddle, the answer couldn't be that simple, so he tentatively asked: "Is it rice?"

"No!" Xiaoxia shook her head, "I guess it's the cake!"

"Please." Xiaozhi spread his hands, "Xiaoxia, you are the only one who likes to eat cakes. Too sweet things can easily make you fat. How can a puppy be like you?"

Ignoring Xiaozhi who was beaten violently, Xia You had guessed the identity of the old man and said with a smile: "I think the answer is the egg."

"Oh?" The old man looked at him and asked with a smile, "Why do you say that?"

"Because people often say, you have to be picky!"

"Hahahaha! That's the right answer!" the old man laughed, feeling quite pleased with himself, "How do you think? My riddles are all interesting, aren't they?"

Xiaozhi, Xiaoxia and Xiaogang all sighed helplessly. To be honest, they really couldn't understand the humor in it.

Only Xia You suddenly became interested: "It's rude to come and not return. In that case, why not let me tell you a riddle."

"This is strange!" The old man's eyes lit up, "I have never been the only one to take the test for others, and no one has ever taken the test for me. Just come here!"

Clearing her throat, Xia You asked: "Excuse me, two people fell into the trap at the same time. The dead one is called the dead person, and what is the living person called?"

"…what is it call?"

Although the old man and Xiaoxia guessed many answers, they were all rejected by Xia You in the end.

In the end, Xiaoxia shook her head and asked curiously: "What is the answer to the mystery?"

"Of course I'm calling for help!" After saying that, Xia You started laughing to himself. He just smiled. Seeing that the four of them were speechless, he couldn't help but stop slightly embarrassed.

"Eh?" he said in disbelief, "Don't you realize the humor in it?"

Humor?

Xiaozhi, Xiaoxia and Xiaogang looked puzzled. They didn't understand the difference between this and the old man's riddle just now.

Is it really that funny?

The old man also said: "Boy, I thought my riddles were boring enough, but I didn't expect your jokes to be even more boring than me."

"No...boring!??"

Xia You almost suffered a critical hit of 10,000 points, and he said unwillingly: "Okay! Then I will come out with another one! Listen up, may I ask, is there something that people know to be fake, but people are still willing to spend money to buy it?

"

Before anyone could guess the answer, Xia You pointed at the old man's hair and laughed loudly: "Of course it's a wig! Hahaha..."

Xiaoxia:…

Xiaozhi:…

Xiaogang:…

"Alas!" The old man sighed, walked closer, and patted Xia You on the shoulder.

"Young man, I admire your dry humor very much. On the road of riddles, from now on, I am willing to regard you as my biggest competitor!"

"Ah!?" Xia You was stunned, then slapped his hand away and said angrily, "Damn Meow's biggest competitor!! When did I say that I would compete with you in terms of cold humor!

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