I Have a Bunch of Players on Earth

"I'm going, Phoenix is ​​here, Lu Xiaowei's kid boy is lucky!" The brother who was forced to log off in the game warehouse boredly brushed the strategy in the mobile phone, and he immediately became jealous after seeing Grandma Lu's popular strategy post.

Hidden career, is a big guy, do you want him to come out and pinch Li Zhuang white meat to deepen and deepen the brotherhood? It feels like I haven't contacted him for a long time.

"Oh, ancestors, why are you still here?" The brother quickly ran downstairs after seeing his mother didn't even make up.

"What's wrong?" The dog brother somehow said.

"You didn't get your dad calling you?"

Brother Gou Yan looked at the phone, thinking for two seconds, suddenly said: "Oh, forget the phone bill."

"Your boy !!" The woman immediately took a picture of his messy head: "It's almost a house to become a fairy!"

"Is there anything?" The dog brother was curious. He was still very clear about his old lady's personality. He was busy shopping and playing cards with girlfriends all day. How can he control himself? Or can I live in the hospital?

"Not your old-fashioned grandpa?" The woman suddenly said with air: "When you say you don't want to have a long life, you see the ghost of your premature decay. I specially called a veteran to exercise for you and say that it will make you rise. Be masculine! "

"I'm going, Mom, you don't say that early!" Brother Gou suddenly jumped up: "I have to hide from my aunt."

"Hide a fart!" The woman grabbed him and said: "This time you don't want to run, not only your grandfather, but your father also gave orders, your father spoke, Your old lady, my relatives don't dare to take you in. "

"Dad?" The dog froze for a moment. "It's so strange, when will he have time to control me?"

"Isn't it your uncle? When you were born, the two ordered baby dolls. After so many years, your uncle became better and better, and her daughter was arrogant, and she was from Tsinghua University and a federal university in Xingzhou. You Dad did not mention this matter in an interesting way. I did n’t expect your uncle to take the initiative to mention this time, saying that when his family Xiaojia returns to Central China next month, he will let two children get this kind of good thing, but you can smash your dad. I had to be dizzy, and when I called, I was so incoherent, I especially told you to show your performance this time. "

"Being a hammer!" Brother Gou immediately covered his face: "Mom, you haven't seen Fang Xiaojia's woman, she is so proud of her. The old lady in her family obviously looks down on you, how can you let her daughter marry? After so many years, I didn't show any meaning in this respect. When I suddenly mentioned it, something must have happened! "

"What can happen?" The woman suddenly gave his son a white glance: "Your uncle's business is very good, the stock of the family business has skyrocketed, do you think it is half dead like your father's company? Without your help, a few uncles might help It ’s long gone, what do you say people still want your dad? "

Brother: "That must have caused a romantic debt, come back to let me take the order!"

The woman heard the words but did not refute it for the first time. There was a clear dodge in her eyes, and the dog jumped up immediately: "I'm relying on it, really, you are too good to do it? Am I your own?" "

"What the **** are you talking about, kid?" The woman cried out after coughing: "You're my mom, I'm pregnant with the meat that I worked so hard in October, how could I pit you? This is not for you, you Seeing that you are doing nothing now, your dad ’s business is probably in your hands. Is n’t it a pavement for the Liyue family? What ’s wrong with the pick-up? This kind of good offer has no place for others to pick it up! ”

Dog brother:""

"Besides, which of the current girls, have n’t played a few boyfriends before getting married? Your mom and I changed one month a year, and your dad does n’t catch up well?"

"Oh," Brother Gou shook his head sneer: "It's so simple that it will be my turn to pick up this dish? Mom, do you still want to cover me? Don't tell the truth?"

How many months has this little bunny played so smart? Did the old woman's witty blood awaken in him?

The woman gritted her teeth secretly, but she didn't change her color on the surface: "So what can you tell me about it?"

"This" brother felt that he couldn't think of it for a while, and he was a little stunned.

"One day I want to go east and west, hurry and go out to take care of your oily hair. I will take you to the veteran uncle recommended by your grandfather in the afternoon. But your grandfather's old guard for decades, was to protect your grandfather from the bullets. Remember to call Uncle Liu when you meet, and your father must call Brother Liu when he meets! "

"Oh" Brother Gou responded, but always felt that his mother was changing the subject.

"Go, go, get a mental hairstyle and come back. This sloppy look will be told by your dad later!"

Dog brother:""--

After being driven out of the house, the dog brother wandered all the way. He did not choose to let the butler drive, but chose to walk by himself. After all, he seemed to have not walked outside for nearly half a year.

At this time, it was June, and it was the time of noon. The pungent sun made the entire street very deserted, and there were only a few pedestrians.

The brother looked at the phone, and it reminded me that the temperature is 43 degrees today. This kind of ground may be able to cook eggs, and it's normal for no one to go out.

But the dog brother thought it was okay. The sun seemed to be shining on her body but not as exaggerated as you imagined. Is it because you are used to playing games and get used to the poisonous sun of Mars?

When there was no dormitory before in the game, sometimes they had no place in the offline mine site, just dig a pit outside and went to sleep. The next day, there was no fart from crawling out of the red sand, compared with there The temperature difference between day and night, this sun is not too gentle.

But why do you compare so much? That's a game. In the game, I have a thick skin, and the wind blows in reality.

Thinking of this dog brother shaking his head, he yawned all the way to a barber shop that looked okay.

I took a look at the price. Ordinary washing, cutting and blowing cost one hundred federal dollars, a senior hairdresser costs three hundred yuan, and the shopkeeper personally costs five hundred yuan. He suddenly glanced at his mouth and said: Really black!

The purchasing power of Fed currency is not low. Today, the financial market is stable, and the value of the currency has been maintained very well. An Apple ’s latest mobile phone can also be up to 4,000. The average student ’s monthly living expenses may not be 500, but this hair is so expensive. I have to say that this business is really good!

Now that artificial intelligence is prevalent, many popular jobs have been hit before, but on the contrary, some craftsmanship has slowly become popular, and service industries such as haircutting, catering, carpentry carving, and photography have become more prosperous.

Think about it too. Social welfare is better, there are more homes, and the cost of manual services becomes higher. It is also in line with market principles.

"Yo, brother, do you have a haircut or a scald?" The store manager saw someone coming and quickly greeted him with the sleepy noon.

"Are there any familiar hairdressers? Would you recommend one to you?"

Brother: "Who is the manager?"

"It's a scumbag!" The manager rubbed his hands and smiled.

The brother waved his hand, and a rich family said in a tone: "Then you cut it well, it doesn't matter how much it is!"

Faced with such arrogance, the store manager did not take over, but smiled, and took two steps back, squinting against the sofa: "What kind of hairstyle does the little brother want to cut?"

The dog brother thought for a while and replied: "I can find my wife."

After hearing the silence, the store manager took out a cigarette and took a full sip. Then he sighed and said quietly, "It seems that the little brother is here to smash the scene today!"

Dog brother:""