i have a girlfriend in marvel

Stark Industries opening ceremony?

Su Ye calculated the time. When he traveled back in time, Iron Man debuted more than a month ago, and now about three months have passed, which adds up to only four months.

In the movie, didn't the Stark Industries Expo start only six months after Iron Man's debut? Why was it brought forward?

Is it because of the butterfly effect of traveling through time? Will the subsequent events also be brought forward?

What if Thanos comes to Earth tomorrow and snaps his fingers, and he is instantly wiped out?

Thinking of Thanos, Su Ye suddenly thought that he had seen a lot of girly pictures of superheroes and villains on the Internet before, including Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, and Thanos.

The aura of the effeminate Thanos is completely different from that of the old purple sweet potato who snapped his fingers in the MCU. He is both hooked and lost, and the waistband of his trousers is pulled down so low. His mermaid lines are so clear that he makes his hair leak out of you.

.

(see cover for details)

A Thanos like that should be quite enjoyable to fight against.

With my girlfriend card, I wonder if I can get a female version of Thanos.

What if a female version of Thanos could come out and snap your fingers with the Purple Potato Demon? If you snap your fingers and wipe out half the people in the universe, I will snap my fingers and fight them back. If you don't kill them again, I will fight them again.

return……

That scene must be...spectacular.

It's a pity that the Six-Gem Infinity Gauntlet version of Thanos must at least be a legendary girlfriend card drawn from the ceiling color cards in the gray, white, green, blue, purple, gold, and color system.

Now, it takes Su Ye two months to get ten consecutive green cards. If he wants ten consecutive color cards, ten years may not be enough...

There is a long way to go.

At night, Su Ye and Gwen were sitting in the stands at the opening ceremony of the Stark Industry Expo.

On the stage in the center of the venue, dozens of girls with different skin colors, but all with curvy figures, wearing hot and tight short dance clothes, with three bright headlights hanging on their chests, are showing off hard.

Delicious on your own.

One of them is a real headlight that imitates the reactor on Iron Man's chest.

"Does it look good?" Beside Su Ye, Gwen said in a leisurely voice.

She knew exactly where Su Ye was looking, but she didn't have a good figure like those dancers. The pair in front of her could only reach B, which was incomparable with those hot girls who were at least C.

Su Ye smiled, "What do you think I'm looking at, their headlights? No, you're wrong. Their vulgar looks are just passing clouds in my eyes. Real beauty lies in appropriateness and connotation, and

Not just one big one."

And they are really bigger. Which of these people can compare to Mai Shiranui? They are just better in numbers. They look like ridges and peaks from one side to the other, with different heights and distances. Su Ye felt a little emotional and fanciful for a while, and a thought appeared in his mind.

It's just a picture of the deputy's head being squeezed by the light.

Withdrawing his gaze, Su Ye raised his head and looked towards the sky, "The show is about to begin."

There are bright lights all around, and fireworks are constantly rising into the sky. The light pollution in the sky is also very serious. In fact, it is difficult to see anything. In this dirty sky, you can't even see the stars.

But with Su Ye's strength, he could see a beam of fire flying out of a transport plane in the sky, facing the jet of fireworks, and flying towards the venue below.

That light is of course Iron Man, and as a slutty person, he naturally chooses the most slutty way to appear.

What could be more arrogant than appearing in front of falling fireworks, except for being accidentally sprayed in the face by the fireworks?

Su Ye's guess was correct. The early opening of the Stark Expo had a lot to do with the appearance of Spider-Man.

The arrogant Tony Stark can tolerate people comparing him to Spider-Man on the Internet, but he cannot bear that he is not the center of the comments.

Even if he comes to New York, which is not his home court, he still wants to be the most handsome boy in the city.

The opening of Stark Expo, coupled with this arrogant appearance, will soon raise his reputation to a higher level again.

By that time, no one will care about who is better, Spider-Man or Iron Man.

If Spider-Man wants to compete with Iron Man, he must first come up with a more risqué way to appear.

Tony Stark has never been weak in his life, especially when it comes to showing off.

boom!

Iron Man landed on the stage and knelt down firmly on one knee, just like a god descending to earth.

At this moment, the atmosphere in the venue was once again elevated to a high level!

"Tony, I love you!"

"Tony, look at me, Ah Wei is dead!"

"Tony, I'm going to give you a little iron bump!"

With the help of the robot, Iron Man took off his suit, revealing Tony Stark in a suit, standing gracefully on the stage, waving to everyone.

"I didn't say that the long-term peace in the world was because of my relationship!"

Tony Stark started his opening statement with great style. It sounded like Mr. Guo's opening poem, but it was a bit long.

"I didn't say that no one in the world would be like me, reborn from the ashes like a phoenix!"

"I didn't even mention that the reason why Uncle Sam can lie leisurely on the recliner and drink ice tea is because I am always in peak condition!"

There is a pause here, and there should be applause.

Most of the audience sitting below were fans of Iron Man, so they must be given this face, so they cheered one after another.

However, before Tony Stark could continue his performance, a discordant voice came out.

"Stark! This is New York. Have you done anything for New York?"

"Uncle Sam can drink tea leisurely because Spider-Man helped us defeat the Green Goblin. Otherwise, your expo will be as messed up as the aerospace exploration carnival!"

"Spider-Man does not need to be reborn from the ashes. He was at his peak when he debuted and has been protecting us. He is our patron saint! He is the guardian of New York!"

"Spider-Man has done so much without saying a word, yet you are talking nonsense here. Iron Man, do you want to lose face?"

Tony on the stage looked a little embarrassed. He was being retorted so mercilessly when he was pretending to be a rival, but he couldn't find the person who was shouting. He couldn't fire him by acquiring his company. This kind of

The feeling of not being able to control everything made him very unhappy.

In the audience, Su Ye smiled happily.

Not because of Tony Stark's embarrassment, but because of what those viewers said.

This was the first time that he was called the guardian and patron saint of New York in person. This feeling made him quite proud.

However, if these people knew that the patron saint they talked about had no interest in saving them, and that they fought the Green Goblin initially to make their girlfriends happy, and later to swipe their girlfriend cards, and saving them was just incidental, I don’t know what they would do.

Thoughts.

I am not your hero, and I have never wanted to be your hero. Please understand this!