I Have a Safari Park
Chapter 79 Do You Know Feng Shui?
Fang Ye focused his attention and carefully observed the surrounding shops. These shops have rolling doors and no counters, so you can see what they sell.
After walking ten meters, he suddenly found a dozen people gathered in an aquatic product store, and he had a hunch that the protected animal he was looking for should be here!
Squeezed into the crowd and looked out, on the ground was a huge black tortoise, roughly estimated to be 50cm in length, with its head tucked into its shell, and its eyes blinking.
Fang Ye was shocked when he saw this turtle!
Is this thing a black boot tortoise?
[Species: Black boot tortoise
gender: male
Age: 30 years old
Mood: Frightened/Frightened]
Open the eyes of observation and see, sure enough.
Fang Ye's understanding of tortoises began with the largest tortoise in the world, the Galapagos tortoise. The Galapagos tortoise is named after the Galapagos Islands where it is located. It is really huge. The largest one is a moving hill, and adults can sit on it.
The Galapagos Islands are composed of a small island, because the ecological environment of different islands is very different, and the tortoises there have differentiated into different subspecies according to the islands in the long years.
The most regrettable is the tortoise "Lonely George" on Pinta Island. When people found out, the ecological environment on the island had been destroyed by exotic ibex, and only one Pinta Island tortoise remained. People spent decades trying to find other genetically similar subspecies to help it breed, but in the end they failed, leaving only George to die in loneliness, and the Pinta tortoise species disappeared from the earth forever.
There is a level of loneliness, such as shopping alone, eating hot pot alone, singing karaoke alone, and the highest level ten is surgery alone.
These loneliness are nothing compared to the loneliness of the entire species alone.
After Fang Ye sighed for "Lonely George", he stopped by to learn about the tortoises in China. Among them, the black-booted tortoise was the most impressive, because its shell is dark in color, its limbs have thick and hard scales, and mythology The legendary Xuanwu is very similar.
Seeing this, I immediately thought of it.
In the crowd of onlookers, some people squatted down, tapped the hard shell of the turtle with their knuckles, and squinted their eyes and listened carefully. Such a sophisticated action seemed to knock too many watermelons.
Otherwise, if you knock on the turtle shell, you can still hear the age?
The onlookers were amazed!
"What a big bastard!"
"If this is a pot of soup, the whole family can eat it for a day."
"Hey, such a big turtle was often seen before, but it's been rare since then."
"You blow it!"
"It's really a bragging, such a big turtle was a rare thing in the past. However, two slap-sized wild kings are quite common. When they go to the market, they sell them in a basket, and many people buy them back to make soup. Now they can only pick up Brazilian turtles. Now, the stewed soup tastes normal."
"Boss, where did you get it?"
"A fellow in the mountains picked it up!"
The shop owner was a man in his thirties or forties, with dark skin, sitting on a chair beside him, admiring the surprised and admiring look on the crowd, his eyes were quite proud: "50 catties, three thousand yuan."
"The boss found it cheap. Wild ones are more nourishing than farmed ones. It's easy to sell them for 7,000 yuan."
The dark shop owner snorted: "Seven thousand? I won't sell it if I don't have ten thousand! Some people will take it."
Someone showed a look of regret: "It's a pity that such a big bastard stewed soup, it's better to keep it and play."
The dark-skinned shopkeeper doesn't care whether to eat or keep it for fun, sell it and do whatever he likes, as long as he gives the money: "Want to buy it? Take it for 10,000 yuan."
The man who spoke just now quickly shook his head: "Forget it, spend 10,000 to buy a son of a bitch and go back to play as a pet, and my wife has to make me kneel on the washboard!"
"Hahaha!" Everyone burst into laughter.
There was a middle-aged man with a bracelet, but he seemed to want to buy it. He rubbed the tortoise shell with his hands a few times: "This shell is very beautiful if you look closely, it's black and black, you can buy it and put it in a big fish tank. , Raise it with goldfish, be a feng shui town house turtle, and bless the whole family. Boss, I want this turtle."
Everyone stared blankly at the old man, thinking about it! If you spend 10,000 yuan to keep it for fun or make soup, it seems a bit wasteful, but it is different when you are a town house, and it is worthwhile to ask for the auspicious meaning of smooth sailing and a safe house.
"Cough cough!"
Fang Ye, who had been watching from the back, finally couldn't help coughing twice: "Brother, I advise you not to buy it, otherwise it will not be a safe house, but a catastrophe!"
"Huh?" Hearing such an astonishing speech, the people around suddenly came to the spirit, leaving space between him and the bracelet brother, so that they can pk.
Bracelet brother frowned, for example, before the college entrance examination, some parents took their children to the temple to burn incense and worship Wenquxing, but a stranger appeared next to him, saying don't burn it, it's useless if you don't pass the test or not. superior. You don't care whether you can pass the exam or not, isn't that just outrageous?
Although he was unhappy in his heart, he still showed self-restraint and clenched his fists and said, "This little brother also understands Feng Shui?"
The dark shop owner was disturbed by his business, and his face was naturally ugly. He also said firmly: "Young people don't understand, don't talk nonsense."
"I really don't understand Feng Shui." Fang Yepi took a look and saw that the owner's face was getting darker.
Then he talked eloquently: "I heard someone call this a bastard just now, and I was a little unhappy. Although the tortoise and the bastard are similar in appearance, they are both turtles and turtles under the turtle, but the tortoise belongs to the turtle family, and the king bastard belongs to the turtle family. , there is still a big difference. How to tell the difference? The simplest, the turtle's limbs and head can be retracted into the shell, while the bastard's head can only be retracted. Another example, the bastard's shell has no patterns, and the turtle's shell has patterns. "
"Hey, my little brother is professional as soon as you hear it."
Some people praised it, while others disdained: "How can you be so particular about calling on a daily basis, just call it casually."
Fang Ye smiled: "Bastards are all aquatic, and turtles are divided into water turtles and tortoises. This turtle is a tortoise. If you keep a tortoise in a fish tank, I have to say, brother, you are really talented."
The people around were giggling when they heard it!
The old man stayed for a while, and then he had lingering fears, and he took Fang Ye's hand and kept shaking: "Thank you, thank you, otherwise I would have used this big tortoise town house to seek blessings, and if I bought it back, I would die, but it was really bad luck. Well. Then I'll keep it in the backyard!"
Fang Ye shook his head again: "That's not what I mean when I mean disaster is imminent. This turtle is a black-booted tortoise, which is a national second-class endangered protected animal. If you buy it back, the uncle of the police will come to you."
The dark shop owner couldn't sit still at this moment, stood up from the chair, and roared: "Young man, don't talk nonsense, I am farmed, not wild."
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