I Have A Seal Of Two Realms
Chapter 253 Lu Shen’S First Lick
The scene was silent for a moment...
Tian Liyuan subconsciously reached out and touched the table, touched several holes, and then touched a hand of sawdust.
Then he froze in place.
Not only him, but also Li Changyang's eyes were straightened and his mouth was dumbfounded.
Lu Zheng kept smiling and said nothing, and Lin Wan also took out a meat skewer with a smile and ate it in small bites, admiring the various changes in color on Tian Liyuan's face.
…
"Tch, what about the Condor Heroes and the King of Special Forces? You guys have read too many movies and novels!"
Because their table was suddenly quiet, the sounds of conversations at other tables reached the ears of several people very clearly.
"Watch the video, read the comments, and think more about it yourself. Don't just believe whatever is captured in the video. Nowadays, no one is stupid. Someone in the comments clearly analyzed it. That is just staged and for show!"
"Anesthetize the wild boar in advance, then put on a big show as a Transcendent Level hero, and then make a debut to make money and harvest traffic!"
"We don't even look at what the foreign masters look like. They punch hard and have strong bodies. With their small physiques, the video is fake at first glance."
"What we eat is patriotic food, and our target is some little pink girl who has been dreaming about Chinese Kung Fu all day long!"
"Don't get excited about everything you see every day. Think more and ask why you get excited every time you encounter this kind of video that harvests IQ taxes. You should reflect more."
A gentle man wearing glasses seemed to have had a little drink and was talking and giving advice.
Two women sat opposite him, listening to him in a daze.
The people at the other two tables frowned, but did not have an attack.
"Shut up, you idiot! Think on your head!"
Tian Liyuan got angry, shouted angrily, stood up, rushed forward, and slapped the table in front of him hard.
"boom!"
There was a loud noise, and all the plates, cups and chopsticks on the table jumped.
Everyone in the store was startled, and then looked over together.
The gentle man didn't even dare to take a breath, and stared at Tian Liyuan blankly, not knowing what was going on with him.
"If you still think independently, you will read comments and follow what others say. Are you thinking independently? Fortunately, you still wear glasses, and all the books you read end up in the dog's belly?"
"you you!"
"What am I? I'm still under anesthesia? How can people be under anesthesia? It's illegal to take a wild boar to the city and release it without anesthesia! If you are stupid, don't think that everyone else is as stupid as you!"
"you you!"
"What do you want to say? Let me tell you, it is impossible for people to prepare anesthesia in advance. No one is a god, and it is impossible to follow a herd of wild boars into the city!"
"It was obviously a crisis that was solved by a pair of masters who did not want to reveal their identity. There were so many pedestrians at the scene, and the videos were clearly captured from all angles. When it comes to your mouth, it is staged, staged, fake, cutting leeks, and IQ tax?"
Tian Liyuan pointed to his head, "Think about it with your prejudiced head. Don't have an orgasm when you see negative opinions, just like being hit in the G-spot!"
"Still patriotic! Those who coined the word are traitors. Those who hate the country can make money, but those who are patriotic can't make money to eat? Where does the double standard come from? What era is this? I tell you it's long gone by now. It’s time for you bunch of public intellectuals to make trouble!”
"me!"
"Whatever comes from abroad is true all day long, and what comes domestically is false. You bunch of losers who worship foreigners and favor foreigners will only be able to watch our country embark on a revival and return to its rightful place in history, and you can only cry all the way. , but there is nothing we can do!”
"good!"
"well said!"
"Brother! Awesome!"
"Bah bang bang!"
There was a burst of thunderous applause in the barbecue restaurant.
Tian Liyuan waved his hands to the surrounding people, "No, no, it's just based on my feelings. I despise these leaders who eat and scold their mothers the most. It's okay, it's okay, let's continue!"
Gu BingThen he turned around and glared at the gentle man again.
The gentle man swallowed and seemed to want to speak, but after looking at Tian Liyuan's bulging biceps, he didn't dare in the end.
Tian Liyuan returned to his seat, and the aura he had just returned to nothingness immediately.
Swallowing, he glanced at Lu Zheng cautiously, and when he saw a smile on Lu Zheng's face, he softly called out, "Lu Shen."
"Lu Shen!" Li Fang answered immediately.
"Lu Shen!" Liu Jingbo also hurriedly added.
"Chi——"
Lin Wan couldn't help but laugh out loud, "I can't tell, it's quite telling."
"Don't dare, don't dare, learn now and sell now, you are laughing!" Tian Liyuan said hurriedly.
Just now Lu Zheng showed off his skills, which means the video is real.
From this we can see...
Lin Wan is also a big shot!
Tian Liyuan looked at Li Changyang and discovered that he was stronger than himself.
Live longer and see more!
Look at his attitude just now, how respectful he is. What about you? I have just surpassed Li Changyang's tendency and I don't know what my last name is.
Damn it, you deserve to be embarrassed!
Fortunately, this boss seems to have a good temper? No matter what, let’s hold it up first!
"Lu Shen, you are so low-key! You regard fame and wealth like floating clouds, and utilitarianism like dung. If I had this ability, I would have been a long time ago. How can you remain unmoved and stay out of the limelight? You are like this!" Tian Liyuan said fiercely to Lu Zheng He gestured with his thumb fiercely.
"Ah, yes, yes!" Li Fang nodded repeatedly.
Then Tian Liyuan turned to Lin Wan and exclaimed, "You are also a woman, and you can charge such a powerful wild boar. You just picked it up when you asked. You two are such a talented man and a beautiful woman, a match made in heaven!"
"That's right!" Liu Jingbo immediately agreed.
Li Changyang: (||?2?8_?2?8)
What the hell, before I could even think of what to say, Lu Shen’s position as the first licker was taken away right now?
…
At the checkout, Tian Liyuan rushed to pay the bill, and his longing eyes made Lu Zheng and Lin Wan embarrassed to refuse.
Not to mention the boss who was puzzled while clearing the table, the few of them had enough to eat and drink and walked along the lake shore.
Li Changyang and the others still had good looks, and the conversation just now was going well. The initial unpleasantness had been eliminated. At this time, they naturally would not disturb the world of Lu Zheng and Lin Wan in an unsightly manner. After Sora was invited to visit their fight club, he said goodbye and left very consciously.
"I didn't expect you to show such a shocking move. It's almost the same as the description in martial arts novels." Lin Wan took Lu Zheng's hand and asked while walking, "Isn't it a bit too exaggerated?"
"No problem." Lu Zheng said with a smile, "In the worst case, just tell the truth. I have developed internal skills. This thing has been around since ancient times. Even now, there are many martial arts masters who claim to have developed internal skills."
Lin Wan smiled bitterly, "But they are not as exaggerated as you."
"Really? But you can reach it soon." Lu Zheng said with a mischievous smile.
Lin Wan was already practicing the seventeenth pose, and her body was full of energy and blood, but it was just not perfect. As long as she could complete a complete set of "Eighteen Forms of Carrying the Mountain" and her blood and energy were generated by itself, it would be a matter of course.
"Really!" Lin Wan's eyes immediately filled with anticipation.
"It's easy." Lu Zheng nodded, "So, do we want to take up the title of the Condor Heroes?"
"Where did you get the eagle?"
"What do you think?"
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