I Have a Seaside Five-star Hotel

late at night

Zaomen Aloe Gel Business Hotel

The lonely little desk lamp lights up the desk of the late-night traveler.

The keyboard clicked in the room.

On the four-legged sofa stool,

Chen Jianhai sat cross-legged on it, hunched over, staring at the screen with round eyes, typing something seriously.

“Review of Luchajiao Business Hotel:”

"As a long-established business hotel within the first ring road of Zaomen, the Aloe Gel Hotel reflects the magnanimity and magnanimity a five-star business hotel should have in terms of service, hygiene, accessory costs, etc."

“Different from other hotels that simply have strong advantages and expose obvious shortcomings,”

"The advantages and disadvantages of the Aloe Vera Gel Hotel are perfectly integrated into one place. It can be described as 'loving or hating'."

"First of all, hotel room check-out is delayed until 4 p.m."

"This fully takes into account the needs of customers who need to meet Keguang the next afternoon, and provides more convenience to customers staying in the hotel."

"However, this convenience is quite a nightmare for customers waiting to check in."

"I arrived at the hotel at 2 p.m. that day."

"If it were another hotel, I could basically check into the room directly at this time."

"But since the previous customer didn't check out, I had to wait in the hotel until nearly 16:30, and then followed the cleaning staff to the guest room, waiting for the cleaning staff to clean it for me."

"Although the hotel provided corresponding compensation for the stay, the waste of time made the stay experience very bad."

When Chen Jianhai wrote this, he raised his orchid fingers on his right hand,

There was a sound of "pop!"

I was very excited and hit the "Enter" key.

The cursor on the screen instantly appeared on the next line.

Chen Jianhai carefully reorganized the paragraph he just wrote, and also modified two punctuation marks.

"Should I add a little expression here?!"

Chen Jianhai hesitated for a moment.

In order to fit in with my girl persona,

He clicked on the Yimoji gallery of the software, selected a cute "crying" emoticon, and placed it after the last word of the last line of the last paragraph.

In an instant, the entire paragraph came alive!

"Hey, this feels right,"

Chen Jianhai rubbed his hands and looked at the words he sent with great satisfaction.

After sending these,

Chen Jianhai simply added some cute little expressions in the words to make his evaluation appear as girlish as possible.

"For people who are traveling for work,"

"Although the hotel's culture, brand and decoration are important, as long as the office is convenient and the infrastructure is running, it is very easy to win the favor of guests."

“One thing I’m very satisfied with about the Aloe Gel Hotel is that its meeting room is great!”

“Quiet, formal, and full of business feel.”

"There is also a separate bathroom in the conference room, which is very convenient for office meetings."

While Chen Jianhai recalled the facilities of the Aloe Gel Hotel, he looked at the videos he had recorded and the photos he had taken, and tried to write down his evaluation as objectively as possible.

Before writing this review,

Chen Jianhai looked through the testimonials of many evaluators, and carefully read the testimonials of the more famous evaluators on the market.

Especially those reviewer accounts with huge fan followings, and they could easily post a review or video with millions of views. He also read them one by one.

Anyway, what should I say?

Basically, the louder the question, the more famous the hotel being reviewed, the harsher the reviewer scolds, and the greater the contrast between the video and review before and after the review, the more popular it will be!

At first, Chen Jianhai also wanted to take this black and red path.

I plan to use his powerful and sharp words that span the canyons and his professional perspective of hotel management that he has immersed in for many years.

Give the hotel in Zaomen a vigorous spiritual baptism,

Be a bucket of "poisonous salad oil"!

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But halfway through the baptism,

Chen Jianhai suddenly reacted,

You can't do this

What if one day my account becomes popular and attracts a large group of netizens and fans to come and watch, only to be discovered by everyone that the hotel in Zaomen is so bad and all kinds of bad.

Then why the hell did the Shell Hotel Industry Association get promoted to a high-end hotel industry association?

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Isn’t this digging your own grave?

After all, the backend authority of the website is not in your hands.

Any opinions and comments you express cannot be deleted privately, but will always be saved as data and historical evaluations.

Who knows if the evaluation team will regard online evaluation as an item when being promoted to the Advanced Hotel Industry Association? !

If the association's reform efforts were wasted because of these comments of his own, he would be a complete fool.

So after thinking about it,

Chen Jianhai decided to be honest and follow the unbiased and formal path.

Let’s start with the hotel’s advantages and disadvantages, stay comfort, office convenience, restaurants, executive lounges, hotel services, etc.

Conduct inspections of hotels in Zaomen with a rigorous and responsible attitude.

And from a selfish point of view,

On the system panel, in the Grand Hotel era mission, the logo of the Shell Hotel Industry Association is still locked.

He didn't have a complete illustrated book of Shell Hotels to refer to and use. The only thing he could rely on was his own personal on-the-spot investigation.

Perhaps after he visited all the classic hotels in Zaomen, the direction and channels for the reform of the Shell Hotel Industry Association would naturally be revealed.

cheer,

Chen Jianhai continued to huddle in front of his laptop and wrote:

"Behind the executive lounge, there is an office room."

"Computers, faxes, and gospel are all available. The office environment is very business-like and has a strong sense of involvement."

"In this office atmosphere, you will feel uncomfortable if you don't do any work!"

"If I had known there was such an environment here, I should have brought Secretary Wen out and asked him to make me a cup of coffee!"

When he wrote "Secretary Wen", a shy smile appeared on Chen Jianhai's face.

"When I walked into the office, there was a brother sitting inside who was working on the computer."

At this point, Chen Jianhai paused while typing on the keyboard.

Use the mouse to select the Yimoji library of the software again.

He sent a cute emoticon of "Astringent\

,""That brother is also resting here because he is waiting for a room."

"Through the conversation, he said that while he was waiting to check into the guest room, he used this computer to write out a draft of materials in an hour. The work efficiency can be said to be very high."

"But compared with Secretary Wen, it's still a little worse."

Click, click, click, click, click

The sound of keyboard tapping echoed around the room.

If someone is standing in the office building opposite the Aloe Gel Hotel at this time, he can clearly see the 7th room on the left side of the 3rd floor of the Aloe Gel Hotel.

A shirtless old man was sitting cross-legged on a stool. There was a barbecue in a tinfoil thermal bag and a large bottle of Coke on the table. He was staring at the screen and typing frantically.

It took me nearly 2 hours to write eloquently.

Chen Jianhai finally finished writing the review of the Aloe Vera Gel Hotel.

After carefully checking the wrong sentences and adjusting the wrong sentences,

Today’s highlight is finally here!

As the saying goes: If you eat meat without garlic, the flavor will be reduced by half!

If you do a review without showing pictures, you will definitely be fooled!

The human nature to love comic strips and comics has been ingrained in our blood since childhood. No matter how genes are upgraded and evolved, cartoons cannot be separated from our world!

Compared with black and white anime, color comics are more popular!

Even the best-selling ones.

An illustrator also needs to add a few strokes in the middle to prevent it from looking monotonous and boring.

Therefore, if you want to make your evaluation more targeted and convincing, and enhance its attraction to others,

Not only do you have to post pictures, but you also have to post videos!

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It's a pity that Chen Jianhai can't make videos

If he wanted to show a video, he could only package the video materials to Lin Suyang and let his publicity department employees get it.

But looking at my own evaluation words that were full of shame and cuteness,

Chen Jianhai decisively nipped this idea in the cradle.

no!

Never let the second person know about this!

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Today’s big data is terrifying!

What's more terrifying than big data is the curious eyes of hotel employees and their minions that infiltrate every software everywhere!

The "rich second generation" that Tang Tangtang painted before was discovered by the hotel's sashimi, and then quickly spread throughout the hotel in one night.

If you post the video made by Lin Suyang online,

It is hard to guarantee that one day big data will not be pushed to people you know, and then someone with an intention will follow it and associate it with you.

If his employees knew that he had this kind of persona online, they would be miserable!

Gan!

Thinking of this,

Chen Jianhai made a decisive decision. He would rather learn to make videos by himself than to keep this matter in his mind.

Never in this life will anyone know who "Barrel of Salad Oil" is!

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then,

Chen Jianhai frantically searched for video tutorials on the Internet.

After successfully downloading a certain video software for a fee,

President Chen, who has always been eager to learn, followed the online steps and took the first step to become an all-round hotel reviewer.

3 hours later,

A 16-minute video was finally completed successfully!

Chen Jianhai adjusted the background music and music, and was very satisfied with the final effect.

The production of this video is actually very simple.

All you need to do is splice and edit the video clips on Chen Jianhai’s mobile phone together according to the given template.

Although there are no empty shots, no transitions or transitions to ease the atmosphere,

Even the detailed arrangements are somewhat lacking.

But many of the details were observed by Chen Jianhai from the perspective of a professional hotel practitioner.

Although the artistry is not strong, the reference significance is great.

If Chen Jianhai is dissatisfied with this video,

That is, the entire video is explained with subtitles, unlike other reviewers who have lively and joyful explanations.

After all, he went out in a hurry and had neither recording equipment nor voice-changing device at hand.

In order to maintain his identity as a girl on the website, he could only temporarily explain it in words.

"Add, select add content, OK!"

Upload the 16-minute video you just made to the website.

Chen Jianhai sat on the stool and watched the small blue circle on the screen spinning around.

Perhaps because of the large video capacity, the video could not be transferred no matter how hard it was.

Chen Jianhai waited for a long time, then simply clicked on his phone, opened the photo album, and prepared to upload some more pictures.

Although wireless networks and data mobility are quite common nowadays,

But there is no guarantee that some unlucky people will run out of data near the end of the month.

Therefore, in addition to the video commentary version, Chen Jianhai also plans to have a picture-saving streaming version.

If you have enough data, you can watch videos; if you don’t have enough data, you can watch pictures.

Make your attentive service the best!

Oh yeah

Like every newcomer who is just starting out,

Chen Jianhai's "Virgo" review was like being lost in the sea after it was posted, without causing a splash.

Not to mention likes, votes and subscriptions, even the number of reads is 1.

The only "1" was clicked by Chen Jianhai himself.

However, Chen Jianhai was not discouraged either.

Anyway, his main task is to check into the hotel and understand the hotel situation in Zaomen.

The reviewer just did it in passing, and it can be regarded as an amateur entertainment.

the following few days,

Chen Jianhai followed the originally set route, carrying a small suitcase and sleeping from a hotel within the Zaomen First Ring Road to outside the Fourth Ring Road.

During this period, except for Chen Jianhai’s personal clothes, which he had hand-kneaded in the hotel,

All other clothes are handled in the hotel's laundry room.

Because Chen Jianhai is used to changing one set of clothes a day,

So the first thing he does every time he checks into a hotel is to go to the laundry room to change the clothes he wore yesterday.

Therefore, the hotel's smart laundry room and the hotel's 24H self-service laundry service have also become a major aspect of Chen Jianhai's hotel evaluation.

Of the 8 hotels that Chen Jianhai has stayed at, 6 provide free self-service laundry services.

In two hotels, after Chen Jianhai made a request, the customer service department staff took the initiative to put the clothes into laundry bags and fill out the forms and take them away. The next day, the ironed and folded clothes were returned to the room.

These two hotels were also praised rudely by Chen Jianhai.

"Kwasi Business Hotel is the hotel I have stayed at in Zaomen that embodies the word "business" from its name to its service."

"The staff's service is not proactive and enthusiastic, but they are always available and give feedback very quickly."

"When I entered the hotel and checked into the hotel, I casually asked if the hotel supported laundry services. After I checked into the room, an employee from the housekeeping department came to inquire and took away my clothes for cleaning."

“It feels like you have an invisible butler next to you.”

"When you don't need him, he will be waiting quietly beside you and will not disturb you."

"But once you need anything, he will come over immediately and help you solve it as quickly as possible."

“If you can ignore the location when choosing a hotel, then I highly recommend this Kvass Business Hotel.”

After writing the last sentence, Chen Jianhai showed a trace of regret on his face.

Pity,

Such a good business hotel, but its location is outside the third ring road and close to the fourth ring road.

Although the transportation in Zaomen is developed,

However, Zaomen's main economic centers are almost all within the third ring road, and there are basically no enterprises or companies outside the third ring road.

When everyone is away from home, it is natural to live as close to their workplace as possible.

Marginal hotels like the Kvas Business Hotel can only lag behind in the fierce competition.

Just after Chen Jianhai posted the review of Kwasi Business Hotel online with a trace of regret,

finally,

First comment in over a week!

“Hey guys, staying in a hotel for a day!?!

Rich woman posts!

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