I Have a Seaside Five-star Hotel

“Are the review requirements of high-end magazines so outrageous?”

A doubtful voice sounded from the Yihetian group.

Although they cannot compare with the expert team of Explorers and Telescopes in terms of academic attainments and achievement awards,

But each of them has been published in important domestic and foreign journals and magazines all year round!

The various tricky and perverted review experiences I have experienced over the years can be combined into a book.

However, a theory like Explorers and Telescopes does not have any requirements in itself. Instead, it is the first one for those who want to learn from the materials outside the paper.

"Director, should we give him something?" Fan Hecha said hesitantly.

"Fuck you, no!" The boss of Yuxu Palace couldn't help but cursed.

"First of all, the ownership of this thing belongs to the owner of Lion Castle Hotel."

"We only authorize the study of astrological charts. We have no right to control them, let alone show them to other countries without permission!"

"Secondly, the astrological drawings in the paper are enough to prove our research results."

"Even if we provided the rest of the astrological charts, they would have no reference value to support our argument."

"at last!"

The boss of Yuxu Palace paused, gritted his teeth and said:

"Who knows if they keep their word!"

“What if we hand over our stuff and they don’t publish our opinion?!

? "

"I think this is a weasel paying New Year's greetings to a chicken. Not only is he not being kind, but he also wants to eat it completely!"

“I reject their rude review request!”

Listening to the domineering speech of the boss of Yuxu Palace, other Tiantuan members also nodded deeply!

"But fortunately, they just said they wanted to see other parts of the astrology chart, and they didn't have any evil intentions."

"Whenever they say that the astrological charts in the paper cannot support the research results, the original author needs to provide more astrological charts for supplementary explanation."

"Then we will be passive."

Filled with righteous indignation, a relatively rational Tiantuan member spoke up.

As soon as these words came out, the boss of Yuxu Palace was momentarily stunned.

A drop of cold sweat slipped from his forehead.

yes

These are the top review experts in the world.

Whenever they use their academic status to suppress others, then they can say that they are black and white.

If the astrological charts they discussed could not support the research results, Xihe Tiantuan would have to come up with other astrological charts if he wanted to publish his theory.

It doesn’t work even when God comes!

"These old professors are still human beings," the boss of Yuxu Palace breathed out softly in his heart.

But he didn't relax for long. A hesitant voice sounded inappropriately:

"Can this magazine not publish our theory just because we don't provide astrological charts?!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone who was in high spirits just now suddenly withered.

nowadays,

The right to publish their articles is in the hands of the magazine, and they are only at the mercy of others.

"Otherwise, how about we make a mock-up of the astrology map and send it to us??"

The hesitant voice spoke again.

"After all, our purpose is to publish our opinions without affecting the personal interests of the owners of the Lion Castle Hotel."

"We absolutely cannot submit all medieval astrological charts."

"But if we erase a large area on it, use the Daun astrology chart of Silver Bridge Country as a blueprint, and retain a few stars based on it, is it still considered a pass?"

The boss of Yuxu Palace frowned: "What do you mean? I don't understand."

The hesitant voice sounded again: "It's actually very simple."

"My idea is that there are just over 1,000 stars in Dawn's horoscope."

"We can definitely send a star chart with 1,100 stars or 1,080 stars."

"It's not too much, and it's been sent, so even the review team can't do anything about it,"

"Director, what do you think of my idea?"

The boss of Yuxu Palace looked at the whimsical Tiantuan members and really wanted to pick up the moon model next to him and smash it over.

It is said that scientists and researchers possess a kind of pure persistence and innocent persistence.

In addition to being proficient in professional content, he is not so keen on other things, and may even be clumsy.

But the boss of Yuxu Palace never thought that his team members would come up with such a bad idea.

"1080 stars, you are responsible for checking those 80 stars???"

The boss of Yuxu Palace spoke angrily.

It’s too late to look up and study such a beautiful and rare astrological chart.

Any deliberate modeling or erasure is called blasphemy.

In case there is a chance that the Lion Castle Hotel star chart will be released in the future,

Astronomers around the world discovered that the astrological charts provided by Xihe Tiantuan were processed, and no matter how much they contributed, they would still leave a stain on their academic careers.

Being a human being is always more important than being a scholar!

Regardless of whether the article is published or not, the most basic bottom line cannot be lost in any case!

"Then what should we do?" The hesitant voice had no choice but to sigh helplessly.

"Whatever you should do, I'll ask the dean!"

As the boss of Yukang Palace said, he stood up decisively and walked towards the dean's office.

If something goes wrong, you have to find someone to support you!

If you have any difficulties, go to the dean, that’s right!

After the boss of Yuxu Palace explained the situation, the dean of Yihe Tianyuan immediately expressed two extremely firm decisions.

1. Absolutely no astrological charts!

2. Astrology charts must not be modified.

All the astrological charts that Yihe Tiantuan can provide have been displayed in the treatise, and no more content will be provided.

"Of course, the truth is this."

“But when you reply, you must be polite!”

"You must express it politely and kindly. We are very willing to show you the complete astrological chart!"

"But this star chart is not owned by the Yihetian Research Institute. We are only authorized to use it for academic research and have no right to lend it out."

"Anyway, the more sincere and regretful you are, the better!"

The dean of Xihetian Research Institute spoke earnestly.

"That's probably what it means. It's up to you to word the specific reply content and pay attention to your skills."

The boss of Yuxu Palace nodded: "Okay, Dean."

That afternoon,

A sincere and tactful email crossed the mountains and rivers and flew into the stork country on the other side of the ocean.

When Tang Kesen opened Xihe Tiantuan's reply and saw the content inside,

His eyebrows dropped slightly, showing a look of regret.

This result had long been expected by him.

The "Dawn" astrology chart with more than 1,000 stars is already the treasure of Yinqiao Mist University.

A treasure as precious as the Xihe Tiantuan Medieval Astrology Chart is enough to be displayed in the Jena Palace for the world to look up at for thousands of years.

Not to mention providing them with a mere magazine.

"Pity"

Tonkson sighed softly.

12 reviewers also expressed the same regret.

But although they didn't see the complete star chart, they got a key piece of news from the Boxer Group's reply!

The page they saw was actually part of a starry sky map.

In the east of the blue planet,

One man holds the broader, more complete medieval astrology map!

This news spread secretly and quickly among the world's top astronomical academic circles.

Almost instantly,

The application for research and exchange at Xihetian Research Institute hit the desk of the director of Xihetian Research Institute like snowflakes.

The director of the Xihetian Research Institute was stunned.

"Agree! You must agree!"

The director of Xihetian Research Institute banged the table heavily.

"These applications include not only well-known astronomers and professors in the heavenly world, but also world-class scholars and college deans."

“People offer to come to our country to study, and we have no reason not to agree!

"

“With so many top people in the industry gathered together, we must do something big and special, and do something big!

! "

“It would be better if the whole country knew about it, no, the whole world should know about it!

"

With the consent of the email application,

A letter of invitation for Tian academic research and exchange, sealed with the seal of the Xihe Tian Research Institute, also flew from Huoxiang City to every corner of the world.

The director of Yihetian Research Institute was so excited that he couldn't sleep for several nights.

With so many foreign universities using it for research and study, the future status of Yihetian Research Institute will be completely secure!

!

Although he also knows,

The main purpose of these deans and professors coming to communicate was to see the medieval starry sky map.

But the original image of the starry sky map is on the ceiling of the Lion Castle Hotel subway station and is freely available for viewing.

By then, they can completely schedule the seminar in Zaomen, and Tian Research Institute will fund a room reservation at the Lion Castle Hotel to arrange for these foreign friends to live there.

Maybe we can take this opportunity to see the true face of the owner of the Lion Castle Hotel in Lushan!

Maybe we can take this opportunity to ask the owner of the Lion Castle Hotel to show them the rest of the astrological charts!

Maybe they can take this opportunity to get the owner of the Lion Castle Hotel to agree to burn a copy of the astrology map for them!

maybe

The more the director of Xihetian Research Institute thought about it, the more excited he became. If it weren't for the owner of Yuxu Palace standing here, he really wanted to scream "Ouch".

"Dean, should I book a room at the Lion Castle Wine Bag?" The boss of Yuxu Palace glanced at the unusual dean and asked cautiously.

Since the speech, the dean's state has become more excited and not normal.

Everyone doubted whether he was expecting a third child in his later years, and no one dared to get close to him.

"Okay, go ahead."

The director of Xihetian Research Institute waved his hand and was once again immersed in fierce ecstasy.

As for the article about the Boxer Rebellion, it directly replaced the article originally planned to be published in the current issue and was published in the magazine in the most prominent way.

then

Sold all over the world!

!

Just when the Explorers and Telescopes magazine was released, causing an earthquake in the world and heaven,

The non-famous hotel reviewer "A Bucket of Salad Oil" also received the first invitation for cooperation and promotion in a private message on his website.

"Hello, a bucket of salad oil. I am Xiaoxue of "Xizizi Ice Cream". We are very interested in the review of Xuefeili Hotel you published on the 14th and would like to sincerely invite you to cooperate with our "Xizizi Ice Cream". How do you do this? Contact you? Or please contact 132."

A bucket of salad oil: "Thank you for your cooperation invitation! I am very sorry that due to my limited time and energy, I cannot accept the cooperation invitation for the time being."

After closing the private message, Chen Jianhai looked at his evaluation backstage with a look of surprise in his eyes.

“I didn’t expect that there are quite a lot of people who know the goods.”

In the past few days, Chen Jianhai slept in nearly 20 business hotels at the speed of light.

The prices of these hotels range from more than 600 to more than 1,000. They basically focus on ordinary business rooms, and try to bring in the needs of ordinary business users as much as possible.

Like every newbie who starts from scratch.

When these reviews were first sent out, no one took them seriously.

I often only get less than 5 reads after I send it out.

But thanks to "frequent business\

,"Because Chen Jianhai updates daily and has rich word count, video and picture content,

Soon, his evaluation content was recommended to a small resource location by the big data on the website.

Although this resource location is small,

However, due to the heavy traffic on the website, within just three days,

"A Bucket of Salad Oil" was directly promoted to a better recommendation position by the terrifying number of clicks.

When netizens first saw Chen Jianhai's account avatar and profile, they thought he was a rich, leisurely girl who likes to go out and have fun.

But slowly,

Everyone was attracted by Chen Jianhai's unique evaluation content and sharp and cute evaluation style.

Obviously, a large part of the previous article was used to evaluate the services and facilities of the business hotel, surrounding transportation and nearby locations from a professional and sharp perspective.

But Meng Buding will add a cute expression or a cute modal particle at the end of a certain sentence.

Jumping repeatedly between the royal sister and the cute girl every minute, the changes were so fast that it was like a brake that caught people off guard.

Even "Secretary Wen" who never appeared in the video has become the object of curiosity among netizens.

In just over 10 days, Chen Jianhai has become a small reviewer with more than 9,000 fans, and is just around the corner to reach 10,000 fans!

Let’s finish the last sentence of the review of “Fortune Hotel”.

Chen Jianhai put his hands behind his head, looked at the screen and murmured: "Basically, it's almost done."

At first, Chen Jianhai only selected 4 hotels for himself.

But after he stayed in these 4 hotels, he discovered that the business hotels in Zaomen were too independent and self-styled!

Just staying in 4 hotels cannot cover the characteristics of all business hotels in Zaomen.

Therefore, Chen Jianhai expanded the number of hotels to 14.

Collect as much hotel information as possible and look for commonalities, and study the plans and methods for the transformation of the Shell Hotel Industry Association.

Looking at the plans and ideas written on the computer, Chen Jianhai sighed:

"With all my abilities, I can only think of this solution."

"I've figured out a way, it's up to them whether they do it or not!"

That night,

Hotel owners at the Shell Hotel Guild all got a message.

The content of the message is very simple, with only one sentence:

"Tomorrow at 2 pm, there will be a meeting in the conference room of the Shell Hotel Industry Association."