I have a shop in the Ninja World. I have everything you want.

Inside the secret base.

"It's gone, it's gone, it's all gone!" Black Zetsu broke down and cried while holding his head.

All this money was earned by him from Konoha Village with great effort!

In order to earn this little money, he stayed up all night and didn't even have a good sleep.

Even though he made so much money in two nights, only he knew the sadness.

He was really afraid that he would fail, be caught by the people of Konoha Village, and then be beaten to death.

He was always worried every time he took action, and he didn't want to do it.

But there was no way, the burden on his shoulders made him breathless, because he still had an old mother who was more than a thousand years old who needed him to save.

When Black Zetsu's old mother was young, she was slandered by her two sons, and was eventually imprisoned and sentenced to life imprisonment.

But fortunately, before she was arrested, she gave birth to Black Zetsu, and fortunately Black Zetsu was a filial son.

He has been looking for various ways to rescue his old mother over the years, but all of them ended in failure.

Finally, some time ago, Black Zetsu met a big man by chance, and the big man said that as long as he was given 40 billion, he would help Black Zetsu rescue his mother.

When Black Zetsu learned about this, he was so excited that he couldn't sleep, but after the excitement, he began to have difficulties again.

If you want to get so much money quickly, it is obviously not feasible to use legitimate means, but fortunately, his mother gave him the ability to pass through any object after giving birth to him.

So, Black Zetsu went to the treasury of Konoha with this ability, but there was too much money in the treasury, and he couldn't move it all by himself.

So he thought of a silly boy who could not hide his tears with his divine power-Uchiha Obito.

With Black Zetsu's eloquence, he quickly persuaded Obito to make money with him and promised to split the money 50-50 afterwards.

With the addition of Obito, Black Zetsu's crime speed has indeed greatly improved. It took only two days for the two to empty the entire Konoha.

After the division of the spoils, Black Zetsu handed the money to his confidant Afei for management, and he went to the Land of Lightning with Obito.

But he didn't expect that when he came back, he found that all the money he earned in Konoha was gone, even his brothers were gone.

Thinking of this, Black Zetsu felt dizzy and the grief in his heart was indescribable. The whole person seemed to have lost all his strength, his legs softened, and he knelt on the ground powerlessly.

He clenched his fists with both hands and smashed them hard on the ground, crying and saying: "Wuwuwu, why am I so unlucky! Why is this happening? Why do you treat me like this?"

"Pah Pa Pa"

At this moment, Black Zetsu suddenly felt that his fist seemed to hit something strange, like a soft and elastic substance.

He looked down curiously and saw a pool of white liquid in front of him.

Black Zetsu frowned and looked closer, but was surprised to find that the more he looked at the liquid, the more it looked like... feces?

Black Zetsu stood up and looked around, and suddenly found that there were several places of this liquid around.

He found that there were many such liquids around, which made him feel creepy.

He couldn't accept this fact and couldn't help crying again: "Wow, Ah Fei, you died miserably! You were beaten to shit!"

While crying, Black Zetsu suddenly realized the problem. He suddenly stopped crying and widened his eyes.

He stared at the feces on the ground with astonishment on his face, muttering to himself: "How could White Zetsu have feces?!"

This made Black Zetsu feel incredible, "Could it be that Ah Fei really figured out how to poop?"

Black Zetsu quickly shook his head and threw this unrealistic idea out of his mind.

"Impossible, Bai Zetsu's body structure is like that, no matter how much research is done, it is impossible to defecate!

No one in this world can do this kind of thing..."

As he was talking, Hei Zetsu suddenly widened his eyes, and he suddenly thought of the store.

"If it was that boss, maybe he could do it." Hei Zetsu said.

Hei Zetsu was stunned on the spot. He looked back at the empty base, and then looked at the dozen or so piles of feces on the ground.

Suddenly, a bad idea came to his mind...

Could it be that Ah Fei took the money from the base to ask the boss to help him transform his body so that his body could defecate?

So, all the feces on the ground were pulled by Ah Fei? !

"No way?!" Hei Zetsu said in disbelief.

As he said that, he began to carefully check the situation in the cave... There was no corpse of Bai Zetsu, and no signs of fighting.

This means that his guess is correct. It was really Ah Fei, the beast, who moved all the money in the base, and then took the money to Yun Xiao to transform his body..."Asshole! Ah Fei, you beast! I'm going to kill you!" Black Zetsu cursed.

He really couldn't understand, this is 2.6 billion! Even if he used it to transform his body, it would be impossible to spend so much money!

The money of the base was the hard-earned money he worked hard for. He trusted Ah Fei so much that he gave this huge sum of money to it for protection.

But Ah Fei, this traitor, turned out to be ungrateful and stole all his money...

You know, this money is very important to him, it is the money to revive his mother!

Black Zetsu was so angry that his eyes turned black and he collapsed to the ground. It just so happened that he sat on the puddle of feces.

But he didn't react, but silently shed tears, "Mother, even White Zetsu betrayed me, wuwuwu..."

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On the other side, somewhere in the Land of Fire.

"Ahaha, come and see my heart-shaped feces!"

A Fei put his hands on his waist, a smug smile on his face, and shouted loudly.

Hearing A Fei's shout, the other White Zetsu gathered around curiously.

They looked at the unique heart-shaped feces on the ground and couldn't help but exclaimed.

"Wow! Master A Fei is so powerful! He can actually pull out such a perfect heart-shaped feces!"

"I can't pull out this shape of feces in my lifetime! Master A Fei is so amazing!"

"Master A Fei, how did you do it? Can you teach us?"

Hearing the compliments from his younger brothers, A Fei's mouth corners were almost grinning to the roots of his ears, and he was secretly proud in his heart.

He smiled and explained: "It's not that easy to pull out this shape of feces. It requires skills!

First, you have to adjust your body posture, and then control the strength and speed..."

A Fei talked about his experience incessantly, and the other White Zetsu listened with relish, nodding from time to time to show their agreement.

In this way, under A Fei's teachings, the other White Zetsu began to try to imitate A Fei's method and strive to pull out heart-shaped feces.

Although it was not successful at the beginning, after many attempts, several White Zetsu finally succeeded in pulling out heart-shaped feces, which caused everyone to cheer.

The whole scene was filled with joy and harmony.

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