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"The emotions of the two pigs are being tested..."

"Test result: The two pigs need their own private space, please stay away from anyone who is not involved immediately!"

Unrelated personnel please avoid immediately...

"What the hell, do you two guys still have any conscience?"

"You eat from me, drink from me, and live in me, but in the end, I also lost the reputation of an unrelated person, right?"

Li Muyang couldn't help but cursed at the two beasts, and only he could understand the feelings in his heart.

Just when Li Muyang finished venting his dissatisfaction, the two beasts seemed to understand his complaints. They raised their heads and made a high-pitched snort at him in dissatisfaction.

After collecting the grunts of the two beasts, the pig-raising assistant actually popped up a line of text on the screen.

"This person is really annoying. After feeding us, why don't you leave?"

"That is to say, if he looks directly at us like this, how should we carry out our next activities!"

"Husband, you were so fierce last night! Hehehehe..."

"Honey, please wait a moment until this shameless guy like me runs away!"

Seeing a series of dialogue-like words popped up by the pig-raising assistant, Li Muyang was instantly petrified!

Damn it?

The little pig assistant actually has the function of translating pig language!?

However, are you really sure that the translation you made does not add personal emotion?!

These two beasts just hummed a few times, and you translated such a long paragraph for me?

If they hum a few more words, wouldn't you be able to translate a Xinhua dictionary for me!

Shocked, Li Muyang wiped his face heavily and said with emotion, "The money spent on these two pigs is totally worth it! It seems that apart from eating and sleeping, these two guys only have to make piglets."

Got it!"

At this time, the pig assistant reminded again, "Warm reminder, in order to provide the best breeding environment for the two pigs, you can play some music appropriately to adjust their mood."

Seeing this prompt, Li Muyang raised his eyebrows in surprise, "Oh, you are really keeping up with the times! I have heard that cows listening to music can improve their milk production efficiency, but I have never heard of pigs listening to music to improve their milk production efficiency.

Fertility efficient!”

"Assistant, do you have any good music recommendations? Is it Mozart, Chopin or Beethoven?"

Pig-Raising Assistant, "As for music, the owner can leave it all to the assistant. The assistant has stored tracks of various styles. The assistant will play the most suitable music tracks according to the pig's mood."

Li Muyang smiled, "This pig-raising assistant is quite considerate! I am now very curious about what kind of music can create a fertility environment. The assistant will come and give me a sample first?"

"Please wait a moment, the music is being adapted..."

After a short wait, a generous, powerful and dynamic prelude was played from the pig assistant’s tablet!

Li Muyang was stunned for a while, "Why does this musical intro sound so familiar!"

Just when Li Muyang was confused, the lyrics also popped out!

"The vast horizon is my love, the flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green mountains, what kind of rhythm is the most swaying! What kind of singing is the most joyful! The winding river..."

Hearing the catchy lyrics, Li Muyang suddenly opened his eyes wide!

"The most dazzling ethnic style?!"

The cows in other farms listen to elegant piano music, the kind played by world famous artists, but the pigs in my farm listen to "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style"?!

Why the hell is this!

Just because I am Li Muyang, the pigs in my farm are different?!

If I, Li Muyang, become refined, I will be quite terrible, okay?

I know the world famous song "Happy Birthday to You" by heart, okay?!

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Also, I want the pigs to give birth, not to organize them to dance in the square!

Can listening to "The Most Dazzling National Style" increase fertility rate?

This is what you are saying to lie to the devil!

It’s almost enough to enhance the fertility rate in old age!

Also, is there a Phoenix legend in this world?

Bullying me, a time traveler, right?

Um……

However, I have to say that this "The Most Dazzling National Style" is indeed quite touching...

Li Muyang did not question the pig assistant's choice, but went to see the reactions of the two pigs.

I saw the two pigs, shaking their heads to the accompaniment of the rhythmic music, and their pair of pig ears as big as cattail fans also flapping up and down. It looked so funny.

From this point of view, it can be confirmed that there is indeed nothing wrong with the choice of Pig Farming Assistant.

Feeling a little curious about what was going on in the minds of the two pigs, Li Muyang picked up the pig-raising assistant and scanned the two pigs.

The magical pig language was quickly displayed on the screen.

"My dear, this song sounds so powerful!"

"Well, it is indeed! The vast end of the world is my love. I absolutely love this lyric! It's so artistic and picturesque!"

"My dear, from today onwards, I will call you Cangmang, right?"

"Okay, okay! I like this name very much, then I'll call you Tianya!"

"Okay, okay, this is good! The vast sky is my love, and you are my love!"

"Hehe, disgusting..."

Seeing these two pigs show off their affection in front of him with his own eyes, Li Muyang almost spit out a mouthful of old blood!

This is the first time in his life that he has been force-fed dog food by pigs!

Also, didn’t I just designate that pig as omniscient?

You decide your own name privately, have you ever asked me for my opinion?

You don’t take me as your master seriously, do you?

Just when Li Muyang couldn't bear the anger, the pig-raising assistant suddenly reminded, "Master, the atmosphere has almost been set. Cangmang and Tianya are preparing to start fertility work. I hope you can avoid it!"

avoid?

Avoid your sister, avoid it!

Even you admit that they are called Cangmang and Tianya, right?

Do you really not regard me, Li Muyang, as a player!?

He complained fiercely in his heart, but under the resentful eyes of "Cangmang" and "Tianya", Li Muyang still left the pig house dejectedly.

At this time, Li Muyang's cell phone suddenly rang.

When I picked it up, I saw that it was Shi Wanyu who had just parted ways not long ago.

"Hey, the little girl must have felt that I was choking on the dog food thrown by the pig. If she called me at this time, she must be ready to help me move back to the game!"

"Hmph, wait until I call Wanyu over, show off in front of those two pigs, and trap you two to death!"

Li Muyang, eager for revenge, answered the phone, "Hey, Wanyu, do you miss me?"

Shi Wanyu on the other end of the phone coughed lightly, and then said seriously, "Boss Li, I have already reported to our family head the matter on which we have reached a consensus on cooperation."

"Our head is very honored that Boss Li chose our family, so he is planning to hold a cooperation dinner reception at the Haoting Hotel tonight. I hope Boss Li can dress up and attend!"

Hearing Shi Wanyu speak so formally, Li Muyang guessed that it was not convenient for her to talk, so he said seriously, "Okay, Miss Shi, I will definitely go to the banquet as promised!"

The two parties hung up the phone without saying anything more.

"Dinner and cocktail party? Then I must take care of myself. I must not embarrass Shi Wanyu!"

After making the decision, Li Muyang rode to chase

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Feng Tiedan No. 2 rushed to the city again.

He first found a high-end barber shop, found a vacant seat and sat down, and immediately a young man with a colorful spiky head walked up.

The hedgehog-headed guy smiled broadly, "Hello, sir, I'm Sonny. I'm glad to serve you!"

"Haha, you are happy too early!"

Li Muyang smiled evilly, "No cards, no dyeing, no maintenance, just give me a simple repair so that the spirit can burst out! From now on, we are not allowed to speak, whoever speaks is a puppy

!let's start!"

Being led by Li Muyang to capture an entire army, Sonny's face was full of grievances.

In order not to act like a puppy, Sonny really didn't say anything, but retreated to the back room.

Seeing that Sonny was gone, Li Muyang was stunned for a while!

He hasn't had a haircut yet, why did he leave?

He's not planning to take on this business, is he?

He was cursing like this in his heart, but Li Muyang didn't dare to speak!

He doesn’t want to be treated like a puppy either!

Not long after Sonny walked into the back room, a spirited girl wearing a navel-baring top and a pleated skirt came out!

The term "energetic girl" here is not a derogatory term, but because the girl's clothes are too cool and sexy, she can instantly lift the spirits of customers!

The spirited little girl came up to Li Muyang with a smile, "Brother, I am Ali, the gold medal hairstylist in our shop. I will serve you this time, okay?"

Li Muyang couldn't help but glance at Ali's big white legs under her short skirt, nodded subconsciously, "Okay, okay! I'll trouble you then!"

Honey trap!

An absolute beauty trap!

Are today’s barbershops so involuntarily involved?

For the sake of business, he even used thirty-six strategies?

As a hot-blooded young man, he really likes this, okay!

Li Muyang now seriously doubts whether the barber shop he entered is a real barber shop!

But to be honest, this store is located in a busy section of the city!

The haircut has begun.

Putting aside whether Ali's hairdressing skills were good or not, Li Muyang's attention was entirely on her slim waist under her navel-baring dress and her big white legs.

Ali also used her own sales skills, combined with Ruan Nong Ruan Nong's speaking skills, it can be said that they are a perfect combination of two swords!

After several rounds of conversation, Li Muyang, who had been resolute just now, got rid of the problem, permed his hair, and did some maintenance.

After the haircut, Li Muyang looked at himself in the mirror with a new look, feeling slightly lost in thought.

The tinfoil perm of the scumbag coupled with his resolute and cold eyes, tall nose, and angular handsome face makes him look like a little wolfdog who killed a woman!

Ali also looked at the brand new Li Muyang, slightly lost in thought, and then asked with eyes full of stars, "Brother, I didn't expect you to be quite handsome, just like a star! I don't know, can't you leave me your contact information?

ah?"

"Haha, of course it's convenient!"

Li Muyang, who was quite satisfied with his new hairstyle, happily exchanged contact information with Ali.

But when paying the bill, Li Muyang tearfully took out another two thousand yuan, and then left the barber shop with Ali's reluctant eyes.

Walking on the street with a brand new image, Li Muyang also gained the favor of many girls along the way, and even obtained the contact information of more than ten girls.

Enjoying the feeling of being favored by most of the opposite sex, Li Muyang said with a little pride, "It seems that my appearance is quite resistant! If I had known this, I would have come over to sort out my image.

, maybe it’s my girlfriend’s eightieth birthday now!”

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