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Chapter 67 Ditch, Ditch, Ditch
Li Muyang stepped on the pedal of the electric car and stepped on the curb with one foot, folding his arms with a playful look on his face.
Mo Xiangbei couldn't help but frown, "Li Muyang?!"
"That's right!"
Li Muyang raised his head proudly, "Do you want an autograph? The one on your face!"
Li Muyang's appearance once again attracted the attention of the crowd.
However, when they saw the electric car under Li Muyang's butt, everyone couldn't help showing contempt.
Although Li Muyang appeared in a bohemian way, the electric car under his butt was simply too outrageous!
Although Mo Xiangbei behaves domineeringly, he drives a powerful car. A kick of the accelerator can drive you as powerful as an electric car!
Although it is said that Li Muyang is indeed better than Mo Xiangbei in terms of his proud appearance, everyone is still not optimistic about his ability to help Lin Xuerou.
"I want your shit's autograph!"
Mo Xiangbei let Lin Xuerou go and strode towards Li Muyang.
Mo Xiangbei was approaching fiercely, but Li Muyang showed no fear on his face. Instead, he raised his eyebrows and said, "You want my autograph? I have never heard of such a request!"
While speaking, Li Muyang raised his buttocks and put his hands under his buttocks, showing a strong expression on his face.
With a soft "pop" sound, Li Muyang stretched out the hand on his butt towards Mo Xiangbei, who happened to be in front of him.
"Hey, it's freshly baked and is still hot! It tastes like egg-filled pancakes!"
As Li Muyang opened his palm, an indescribable smell drifted into Mo Xiangbei's nose with the wind!
"vomit!……"
Mo Xiangbei was so dizzy by the mellow taste of the processed egg-filled pancakes!
The people around me were shocked!
Is this how you understand Fu’s signature?
Even if the coffin board of your Chinese teacher is welded to death with titanium alloy, it will still be lifted by him!
Does the egg-filled pancake offend you?
If you do this, will your conscience really not hurt?
This makes us how to face the egg-filled pancakes in the future!
Are you the rescuer sent by Jianbing Guozi?
Seeing this scene caused by Li Muyang, Lin Xuerou, who was originally stern-faced, couldn't help but smile.
This Li Muyang is so funny!
"Li, Li Muyang! What the hell are you..."
Mo Xiangbei finally recovered from the impact of egg-filled cakes.
Looking at Li Muyang again, he turned the switch and rode towards Lin Xuerou.
Li Muyang smiled brightly, "You've been waiting for a long time, let's go!"
Lin Xuerou said sweetly, "Hmm", swung her skirt and sat on the back seat of the electric car.
"Li Muyang, you dare to try and leave!"
Mo Xiangbei pointed at Li Muyang, his face was fierce and his tone was full of threats.
"I'm not walking, I'm riding a bike!"
Li Muyang pressed the electric car's horn in a show-off manner, then waved to Mo Xiangbei in a friendly manner, "Goodbye!"
Following the words, the electric car took Lin Xuerou away from the dust!
Mo Xiangbei, who was gnashing his teeth, was left behind, as well as a group of people who were eating melons in shock!
The boys are full of deep appreciation for Lin Xuerou's choice.
Instead of sitting on a wealthy man with millions of dollars, he chose an electric car worth only a few thousand yuan?!
If this kind of thing really happened to a girl with a strong sense of vanity, let her sit in the passenger seat of a Lamborghini. Not to mention making her cry, she would be happy even if she was allowed to dance wildly on her ancestral grave!
In today's impetuous society, there are really not many girls like Lin Xuerou!
Who said girls would rather cry in a BMW than laugh on a bicycle?
Stand up and take two steps!
Lin Xuerou, this girl can handle it!
Seeing Li Muyang leading Lin Xuerou away, Mo Xiangbei cursed "Cao" and then leaned over and got into the car.
With the roar of the engine, the Lamborghini wiped out an afterimage and rushed in the direction of Li Muyang!
Even though Li Muyang named his electric car Zhuifeng Tiedan No. 3, its speed was still reduced to dregs compared to the big bull that can accelerate to 100 meters in just a few seconds!
Lamborghini and Zhuifeng Tiedan No. 3 went hand in hand. Mo Xiangbei slowed down and lowered the windows.
But before he could say anything, Li Muyang waved to him, "You go first, don't wait for us!"
"Damn it! Stop the car for me!"
Mo Xiangbei roared crazily.
Li Muyang's expression did not change, and he waved his hand to Mo Xiangbei with a smile, "Sorry, this car can only carry two people, there is no room left!"
"What the hell do I mean?!"
Li Muyang's brain circuit is almost driving Mo Xiangbei crazy!
But at this moment, Li Muyang suddenly looked solemn and shouted forward, "Ditch! Ditch! Ditch!"
Mo Xiangbei's reaction was slow for a moment. Before he could be driven by instinct, when he said "Oh come on, come on, come on, come on", he only heard a loud "clang" sound, and the big cow's front face was directly hit by a line of only one.
In a small ditch ten centimeters deep!
Driven by the huge inertia, Mo Xiangbei's head hit the roof of the car heavily!
Li Muyang, who had already stopped the car in advance, looked at the man who was lying down, and shook his head unbearably, "What a great car, but it fell into the hands of a person who likes dangerous driving! Oh!
…”
Seeing Mo Xiangbei deflated, Lin Xuerou couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle, "It rained some time ago, and this roadbed collapsed. The workers just dug up the road, but before they could repair it, Mo Xiangbei won a prize.
!”
“This city construction efficiency is not very good!”
Li Muyang sighed, followed the car and turned into a small alley next to it.
By the time Mo Xiangbei got out of the car cursing, Li Muyang and Lin Xuerou had already disappeared!
Don't be so angry that you just jump on the spot.
"You damn Li Muyang, you dare to mess with me! I'm not done with you anymore, Mo Xiangbei!"
Avoiding that road, Li Muyang took Lin Xuerou out of the alley.
In Lin Xuerou's hand, there was also a set of pancakes and fruits, and Li Muyang had a look of resentment on his face.
"It's just that you don't pay me as a bodyguard and driver, but you still spend my money to buy breakfast! I don't want you to be like this!"
Faced with Li Muyang's complaint, Lin Xuerou was quite reasonable, "Hey, who told you to joke about egg-filled pancakes just now! I just ate egg-filled pancakes last night, okay?"
"Can you blame me? Is it that Mo Xiangbei who insists on asking for my autograph?"
"Is that how you understood Fart's signature? He was scolding you just now! His reaction was really slow! Humph!"
"He's scolding me? That's not possible! Shouldn't the quality of rich people be very high? Didn't you see that he was planning to leave with us just now!"
"The quality of rich people is high? What do you mean, the quality of people without money is low? Then do you have low quality?"
"Hey, let me tell you the truth! Seeing you look so beautiful, I just want to lower my quality! For example, like this!"
Li Muyang laughed evilly, and then used the emergency stop and emergency start method again!
Being tricked by Li Muyang, Lin Xuerou angrily slapped him on the back, but she could not feel any resistance to Li Muyang's behavior.
For some reason, when she and Li Muyang were together, she always had endless things to say.
The two were quarreling all the way, and after Lin Xuerou finished eating the pancake fruit in her hand, Li Muyang suddenly slowed down the car.
Lin Xuerou turned her head and saw Shi Wanyu blocking their way with an unkind look on her face.
"Li Muyang, why are you still with this vixen!"
"I'm going to school. I happened to be on my way, so I took her with me!"
Li Muyang explained with a smile, and then turned to Lin Xuerou to comfort him, "Don't be surprised, my girlfriend is very angry when she wakes up! And the vixen just now was just praising you, don't take it to heart!"
Vixen, praise me?
The person involved, Lin Xuerou, and even Shi Wanyu, were stunned by Li Muyang's brain circuit!
As girls, they have never heard that vixen is used to praise others.
Seeing the puzzled expressions on the two girls' faces, Li Muyang explained seriously, "You all know about Daji, right? She is the demon concubine who brought disaster to the country and the people, and the one who obsessed King Zhou! She is a vixen, and so do you.
Do you know?"
The two women nodded in unison, looking at Li Muyang with burning eyes, wanting to hear what kind of explanation he could give.
Li Muyang remained serious, "So, if you want to be recognized as a vixen, you must be beautiful!"
Vixen! Beautiful!
This explanation is simply impeccable, isn’t it?
Than oil Tefo, break Feite!
Lin Xuerou learned from Wanyu, and suddenly felt that her worldview was about to collapse!
Hearing that Li Muyang actually spoke for her, Lin Xuerou's almond-shaped eyes filled with a hint of tenderness.
The change of expression in Lin Xuerou's eyes naturally also fell in Shi Wanyu's eyes, and she smelled a hint of danger.
"Maybe, I'm referring to her as coquettish?!"
The tenderness in Lin Xuerou's eyes disappeared, bringing with it a hint of loneliness.
Shi Wanyu was just about to feel proud when she heard Li Muyang suddenly applaud!
"Okay, this is a good word! I usually use the words charming, sexy, enchanting, moving, and captivating to describe girls, but Wanyu, you summed up all the meanings with just one word!"
"In terms of literary attainments, I, Li Muyang, am ashamed of myself! It makes me want to transfer to your class so I can brush up on my Chinese knowledge!"
The punch that he had punched with full strength was once again easily neutralized by Li Muyang. Shi Wanyu almost went crazy!
"Well, I can't tell you anything!"
Shi Wanyu glared at Li Muyang hatefully, then pulled Li Muyang out of the car and sat on it herself.
"Isn't it just to take her to and from school? From now on, this matter will be taken care of by me! I don't think that bitch Mo Xiangbei dares to mess with me!"
With that said, Shi Wanyu turned the switch and left with a stunned Lin Xuerou!
Li Muyang: "???Hey! Wait a minute, I haven't gotten in the car yet!"
"There is no more room in the car!"
Shi Wanyu and Lin Xuerou unexpectedly waved their hands to Li Muyang in unison.
The two looked at each other, and strange sparks collided in the air!
The car I bought with my own money was taken away by someone else!
Can Li Muyang be happy?
He chased after him with all his strength, and as he ran, he said persistently, "Can you be reasonable? I bought the car!"
"Don't listen, don't listen! That bastard is chanting sutras!"
Shi Wanyu spat out her sweet tongue at Li Muyang in an innocent manner.
Lin Xuerou also laughed and said, "Actually, I feel that being taught by classmate Wanyu is quite good!"
I don’t know if she and Lin Xuerou just looked at each other or something, but Shi Wanyu surprisingly did not hurt Lin Xuerou. Instead, with a bit of Li Muyang’s unique evil smile, she turned back to Lin Xuerou and said, "Beauty, give it to me.
Smile! I will keep you happy forever?"
Lin Xuerou smiled, her smile was very bright, and it was very captivating!
Seeing the two beauties showing off in front of him, Li Muyang felt that his heart was about to melt, okay?
A cute little lolita, a pure and beautiful first love school beauty.
With this combination, the composition and scenery were unconsciously imagined in his mind, and Li Muyang couldn't help but shout loudly in his heart.
"Oh, my Mother Mary! I will use my life to sing and praise such a scene!"
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