I Have Accomplished Nothing, So I Can Only Become the Pirate King

Chapter 9 Good Luck and Bad Luck

 “Goo—!”

 A sound like a drum echoed in the air.

 Lily's face turned red, she lowered her head and said nothing.

 Including the time it took to escape, they had not eaten for a whole day and night, and they would definitely be hungry.

Sage looked at the water below and sighed: "That's it, me."

　　咻!

 “Ahhhhh!”

Before he finished speaking, he saw a line of white smoke suddenly appear on the horizon, rushing past at a very fast speed, with a strange and piercing cry.

 “Birds?” Sage looked delighted.

 Just right, no need to go to the sea.

He stepped directly into the air, reached up with his other hand, grabbed a round object, and pulled down the high-speed flying object.

"Um?"

As soon as he got it, Sage felt that the touch was wrong. It didn’t feel like feathers, and the color was not right.

"red?"

 “Who do you think is the red nose?”

A shout sounded from the front end, and two hands with white gloves were seen flying randomly. Under the hands, what Sag was holding was a round red nose, and under the nose was a human face. Under the face, a small thing was hanging like this, grinning.

 It is an individual.

He wears an orange captain's hat and red and white striped clothes, but the proportions of his body are very small, completely out of proportion to his head, hands and feet, as if he is missing a torso, only his head, hands and feet. And one characteristic is obvious big nose.

This distinctive feature, and this face.

 “Bucky?” Sag asked uncertainly.

 He had seen this face on the reward notice.

The bounty is 15 million Baileys, Bucky the Clown.

 “Do you know me?!”

Bucky shouted: "Let me go quickly, my nose hurts so much!"

"oh"

Sage loosened his fingers and let go of his nose. Bucky stepped back, crossed his legs with his hands, raised his head, and said with a smile: "Yes, I am the great captain of the Bucky Pirates, Bucky the Clown." Sir, you."

 Before he finished speaking, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

Looking ahead, he could see the blue sky and the horizon of the sea. The wind blew the ears of wheat on his hat, making him shiver.

He did not look down, but fumbled around with his short feet on the ground for a while, and snot fell down his big nose. He asked Sag blankly: "High in the sky?"

 Sarge nodded.

Bucky gave him an awkward yet polite smile: "Please help me."

 Suddenly!

As soon as he finished speaking, his whole body suddenly jumped down.

 There is the sea underneath, once you get in it, it’s over!

Snapped.

 But at this moment, a hand grabbed his back collar and lifted it up.

Bucky took a few deep breaths and wiped the sweat from his face. Then he saw Lily, who was also being held by one hand. He bared his white teeth and said hello: "Hey, hello. !”

　　Lily: “…”

Sag lifted Bucky up a little, "Do you look like this? It's not right."

Bucky gritted his teeth and said, "Of course this wouldn't be the case, if it weren't for that **** straw hat."

How could he have become so short if the Straw Hat Boy hadn't **** his body and knocked him away!

Finally made a raft and went out to sea, but was eaten by a big strange bird. The key is that it didn't taste good and spit him out!

“Anyway, thank you very much!” Bucky said: “Let’s start the party, I will repay you well!”

 “Why didn’t you show up earlier?”

 Sage clicked his tongue, "If I had met him two days earlier, the trajectory of my life would have changed. Fifteen million Baileys."

"Um?"

　　Bucky’s nose twitched, thinking of something, his pupils trembled, and he shouted: “Is it a **** bounty hunter!”

Then, his hand automatically detached itself from his wrist and actually flew out, making Lily's eyes widen.

It’s just that before the flying hand got close to Sage, Sage’s hand relaxed.

 …

“Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I didn’t want to do anything.”

Bucky, who was caught again by the back of Destiny's neck, rubbed his hands together and showed a flattering smile: "This is my devil fruit ability. I am a split person who ate the 'split fruit'. I can split my whole body. It's just a show." Look."

 “I’m done with being a bounty hunter.”

 Sage said: "Now I am a pirate just like you."

"oh!"

Bucky's eyes lit up and he relaxed completely, "It turns out to be a pirate! I told you earlier, I'm really sorry for taking action suddenly! But why are you in the air? Don't you have a boat to go to sea?"

 “We have just become pirates and don’t have our own ship yet.”

Lily said something and looked at Bucky curiously: "Devil Fruit? I've heard of it and thought it was a legend. I didn't expect it to be true. Is your body so weird because you ate the Devil Fruit? Your nose is also weird." so popular"

 “Who is the red nose?”

Bucky's eyes turned white, his teeth became sharp, and he shouted: "I'll kill you again!"

　　　　!

 Lily's face turned cold and she drew her sword directly.

Sage twitched his lips and said, "Okay. When you flew here, did you see any land or ships?" "Land?"

Bucky touched his chin, thought for a while, and said, "When I flew from there, I seemed to have seen a few islands."

 “Thank you!” Sag finally smiled.

 It’s not easy

 Finally we have the direction to the island.

Bucky looked at them for a while and then made a suggestion: "If you just go to sea, do you want to join my pirate group?"

 These two guys, not to mention the woman, but this man seems to be very strong, does he actually use the Moon Step? Just why it stayed in the air for so long seems so awesome.

Not to mention, he saved his own life.

"I don't have the habit of hitting people, so don't do it. And if you look like this, don't say such things." Sage said.

His dream is to be a rich landlord, one who rules and exploits people, not one who is ruled and exploited by others.

"Yeah?"

Bucky was not annoyed and said with a smile: "No matter what, you saved me and you are my brother. I will definitely remember this kindness in my heart! When I find my subordinates, I will definitely treat you to a banquet!"

Sage raised his eyebrows. If he remembered correctly, this guy was very lucky.

 If you take him with you, you might actually be able to find someone, which is more reliable than finding some islands where you don’t know if there is food.

 Just before that.

 “Lily, get ready to go into the water.” Sage said suddenly.

"?" A question mark popped up in Lily's head.

Sage and the two of them stepped on the air repeatedly and headed straight to the sea.

There is a limit to Yuebu's ability to stay in the air. After holding on for more than a day, Sage couldn't hold on anymore.

 If he holds on any longer, he will fall directly. It is better to enter the water now and take it slow first.

 “I hope you have really good luck!”

Sarge quickly descended to the sea, threw Lily into the sea, kicked and stamped for a while, and plunged into the water with Bucky.

 “I’m a landlubber!” Bucky screamed in horror as he and Sag entered the sea.

But it didn’t take long before Sag’s head emerged from the sea water. He raised his arm and lifted Bucky up after taking a few mouthfuls of sea water. He also grabbed a fish with his other hand.

fish!

 A live fish fluttered and swayed in his hand, making Sage's eyes light up. He looked at the live fish for a while, and then looked at Bucky, and Bucky broke out in a cold sweat with his obsessed eyes.

“What, what’s wrong?” Bucky stammered: “Well, my body is gone. I don’t have a butt. Even if I have one, I don’t like this—GuluGulu!”

A blue vein appeared on Sag's forehead, and he stretched out his hand to push Bucky into the sea, "My sexual orientation is very normal!"

 “Cough cough cough!”

Bucky was lifted out of the water, coughed a few times, and shouted, "You guys, are you going to kill me?"

Sag ignored him and concentrated on looking at the fish in his hand.

Fish!

 He finally caught a fish!

　　When he first started his business, when he wanted to fish, he could see schools of fish but never took the bait.

Angry, he was about to start fishing directly, but as soon as he had this idea, the fish disappeared.

Like Schrödinger’s boat, to him, it was also Schrödinger’s fish.

 But now when he took Bucky into the sea, he actually caught a fish!

 This luck neutralized his bad luck!

 He looked at Bucky and said, "Hey, Bucky, do you want to join my pirate group?"

 “Oh? Invite me?”

Bucky laughed, and then his voice deepened: "I'm sorry, I have my own dreams, and I won't succumb to others!"

Since the guy didn't want to inherit the captain's will, he decided to do it himself.

“Although we are all captains, we must be brothers. During this journey, we.”

 “Sag!”

Bucky was still talking freely, and Lily suddenly poked her head out from the sea, looking very frightened, "There is something under the water!"

　　Bang!

As soon as she finished speaking, she saw a huge splash of water splashing around Sag, and it was like heavy rain falling.

Sag felt his hands loosen, and when he looked up, a huge sheep's head appeared on the surface of the sea, biting Bucky's half body.

"Hey! No! Don't eat me!" Bucky punched the strange sheep's head with both hands, but the fist was as weak as a baby compared to its size.

The sheep head was about to take a sip when he suddenly noticed something and showed an obvious look of disgust, while his mouth bulged.

Bucky also discovered this and shouted angrily: "Am I disgusting? This is the second time, and I have dignity too!"

 The sheep head begins to puff out air

Bucky shook his head, showed a carefree smile, and gave Sage a thumbs up, "Brother, I will never forget you!"

 Poof!

With a sound, the sheep head directly sprayed Bucky out, turning into a meteor in the air.

All this happened so fast that Sage couldn't stop it and could only watch the lucky star disappear.

He pursed his lips and lamented: "I still haven't escaped."

 There is a reason why I am reluctant to go into the water.

With his unlucky physique, he cannot catch fish, but he can attract sea monsters.

 Even, obviously in the offshore sea, Sage has encountered the sea king type.

Hokuto Shinken can't do anything about a huge body that's bigger than an island.

 He was thinking just now that since he caught the fish, he would definitely not be able to encounter that weird thing.

 Unexpectedly, I still didn’t escape

 Fortunately, this is just a sea monster.

 Bucky, your luck is still there!

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 (End of this chapter)