I Have Accomplished Nothing, So I Can Only Become the Pirate King

Chapter 89 Endless generosity and endless money!

Smog woke up suddenly and saw an unfamiliar ceiling.

 is not so unfamiliar, it seems to be from a warship.

 “You’re awake, Colonel Smoker.”

Smoker glanced at Dusqi who was standing by, sat up halfway, looked down at the bandages wrapped around his body, and said, "Why am I on a warship?"

 At the end of his memory, he should have passed out after fighting Sag.

“The doctors of the Straw Hats saved you and handed you over to us.” Dusky pursed her lips and said.

Smoker was silent for a moment, stretched out his hand to touch his body, and then found a cigar on the bedside cabinet. After lighting it, he took a deep breath. The smoke brewed in his mouth and was slowly exhaled.

 “Straw hat?”

He left the bed, opened the door, walked up the stairs to the deck, and the first thing he saw was the stars. The bright moon was like a lamp, and the moonlight reflected the sea, and also covered the port city of Nalohara with a layer of silver.

"The Straw Hats have evacuated. The Scourge Pirates are still in the city. We found their pirate ship, but there are many people stationed there. Do we want to attack?" Dasqi followed behind, slightly hesitant. road.

 It’s not because I’m afraid of natural disasters, it’s just that

“Didn’t you guys stop it before?” Smoker said in a deep voice.

"yes"

Dasi Qi lowered her head, her hair falling down and covering her eyes.

 She clenched her fists and said, "We tried to stop it before and failed."

The navy she led to pursue the Straw Hats was defeated by the Straw Hats, 'Ghost' Akin and 'Iron Wall' Palu, but the strange thing is here, they were saved by the Straw Hats, at least Colonel Smoker was saved.

"Then don't waste the lives of your subordinates. Even if you attack the ship, you won't be able to arrest the 'natural disaster'."

Smoker bit his cigar and looked at the row of round spire buildings in the city ahead, especially the taller buildings, which were brightly lit and shining brightly. After looking at them for a long time, there was still a faint sound in his ears. You can hear the lively shouting from there.

“That guy can’t be handled by the hundreds of people we brought, and”

He has more important things to do than natural disasters.

 In a daze, he seemed to be being treated by someone and heard some words at the same time.

 “What do you think?” Smoker asked.

“Colonel Smog, the natural disaster is indeed severe, we should call for support,” Dasqi said.

“It’s nothing like that, and we’re AWOL, so there’s no call for support.”

Smoker shook his head and said, "You should have heard it, too. I have an impression about Princess Vivi and Alabasta."

"yes!"

Dasi Qi suddenly stood up and said, "I heard it!"

 She hears Bismog clearly, knows Alabasta, dancing fans and...

 Croquedale!

 …

In a certain entertainment venue in Narohara, it can be said that there are noisy gongs and drums and firecrackers are blasting. There is no such thing.

In the huge hall, more than a hundred people were having a wild time, holding wine glasses and laughing wildly. From time to time, they would compete with the people next to them for drinks, or they would open their mouths and wait for the dancers who were serving them to feed them.

Each of them has a table filled with Alabasta-specific food, and is served by a dancer dressed in cool clothes.

 In the center of the hall, a group of dancers rose to the rhythm of the music and danced in a very Alabasta style.

Upstairs, there is a huge dining table, which contains not only food from Alabasta, but also delicacies made by Marika's borrowed kitchen.

Sarge sat at the top, no one moved, and beside him was a row of dancers with good figures and looks, serving them one by one.

He picked up the wooden wine glass and asked the dancer to pour a glass of wine. He raised it towards the hall and said with a big smile: "Kids, get excited!"

　　“Oh!” 　　　 The men all raised their glasses and cheered at Sage.

Sage's men found a good place, so he boldly booked it all, asked people to get the wine that he had reserved before, and started the banquet.

 Everything good to eat, drink, or have fun is available, and the main items are not bad at all!

Having money means you must enjoy happiness. He became a landlord to enjoy happiness, not to bury money in the soil.

Of course there are dancers in Alabasta, and there are even sellers of dancers’ clothes. Sage is willing to spend money. Even if one store doesn’t have that many dancers, he has to ask the store owner to find other stores to get the dancers for him.

 There must be a pomp and show!

It can be said that it is

Endless lavishness, endless ostentation, endless delicacies, and endless money!

There are endless songs and dances, endless wealth, endless wealth, and endless years!

 “This is what I want!”

Sage drank another glass of wine and swallowed the food in front of him like a whale, digesting it instantly.

We fought two games in a row, especially when dealing with Ace and using life return to heal him. He himself will also be hungry. This kind of move can only be used unscrupulously when there is energy.

 Since he mastered the return of life, his food intake has increased significantly than before. In addition to the factor of cultivation, he also deliberately stored some for use in combat to treat injuries.

 There is a difference between life return and life return. Others don't know it. Anyway, he can use this move carefully until he breaks through the realm he has always imagined.

 “It’s still too early.”

Sagar shook hands and didn't care anymore. He laughed at everyone: "Young boys, even if you are drunk tonight, you have to give me a drink. No one is allowed to leave until you fall down, hahahahahaha!"

“Captain, we will not fall!” Several pirates below laughed.

Lily was also sitting at the huge dining table. She elegantly cut a piece of meat into her mouth, then picked up the drink next to her and took a sip. She turned around and said, "Sarge, what about after we stay here for two days?"

"Lily, don't talk to me during the banquet. What's more important than the banquet? Let's talk about it after the banquet!"

Sarge waved his hand at Lily, hugged a dancer and asked her to pour him wine, looking wanton and arrogant.

Pirates are such creatures, and Sarge.

 He is very dedicated.

 Except for certain issues of principle, he will do whatever a pirate should do!

 “Ah, this noodle tastes very good.”

 Marika was on the other side of the dining table, taking a bite of noodles and making a sound of surprise.

Near her, Renedia kept holding food in her little hands. While eating, she stared at the majestic chests and slender waists of Lily and Marika, and said fiercely:

　　“I eat! I eat! After eating, I also have big teeth!”

Although the dancers also have good figures, there is still a gap between them when compared with these two, especially Lily.

  Damn it, I don’t know how I got to these proportions!

 She will use these two people as motivation to eat like crazy!

 “Hey, the wine is gone, pour me another glass!”

After Sage finished a glass of wine, the dancers waiting around him hesitated, put the wine glass on the table, and shouted: "Don't slack off!"

The dancers made no movement, and all looked at the center of them, with a look of astonishment and a bit of awe.

At this moment, Lily stood up and held the hilt of the sword.

 Marika’s movements stopped for a moment, and she grabbed the chair next to her with her backhand.

While eating, Renedia turned her head to look behind Sage and said unhappily: "Who are you!"

 "I'm very happy, Norton Sager." A voice sounded from behind Sager.

Sarge kept moving. He picked up the fork, forked a piece of meat on his own, and took a big bite, chewing up the bones.

 “Don’t spoil my fun, Crocodile.”

 (End of this chapter)