I have been practicing Taoism for ten years, but you told me that Taoism is all fake.

(Let me say in advance that this is a cool text of a fake Taoist.)

On the hospital bed, an old man wearing a white hospital gown, white hair with dry hair and forks, and an oxygen tube in his nose pulled the side of the hospital bed, and an old man wearing a Taoist uniform, with a beautiful appearance, slightly handsome, looking about 25 years old, said with a serious expression.

"Ahem... Apprentice, the teacher must tell you something.

"Master, you say, I listen." Jiang Chen's eyes were slightly moist, and he looked at his master with reluctance.

"Actually, I deceived you for my master, there are no ghosts in this world at all, and those Dao techniques I taught you are all made up by me!"

The old man on the hospital bed is named Liu Sanmao, who is a well-known Taoist priest who exorcises evil spirits in Tenglong County, and all the Taoist things such as feng shui looking at the ground, exorcising demons and warding off evil spirits, burying and burying, watching the days and children taking black and so on are mainly based on him, and the reputation is excellent.

In the people, there is a saying that Liu Sanmao, a hundred miles of innocence, just because the public thinks that his Dao is profound, even the most fierce evil ghosts have to be slapped twice before leaving.

Jiang Chen also admired him to worship under his door, this study is ten years, I thought that I was now successful in learning, I can show my skills to eliminate all evil, I never thought ...

Master now tells him that there are no ghosts in this world at all! All the Taoist techniques he learned are fake!?

"Master, your joke is not funny at all." Jiang Chen couldn't believe it, thinking that Master was just deceiving him.

"Yes, I made it up myself, anyway, they can't understand what I read ... Apprentices, in fact, the so-called exorcism is just their desire for peace of mind, the reason why people are afraid of ghosts is their own timidity, uneasiness these emotions are imaginary, the teacher only told you this now, you don't complain about the teacher, because the teacher also told the teacher before your master died. "

I..." The corners of Jiang Chen's mouth twitched, I have studied for ten years and am proficient in various Dao techniques, and now you tell me that it is fake?

Jiang Chen suddenly wanted to pull out his master's oxygen tube, but he still held back.

"Then what's the use of telling me now?"

"Master just can't bear that you have been kept in the dark, my life's savings are in the wine jar in the last row in the Taoist temple wine cellar, you smash that jar and find a place to live again, don't participate in this kind of thing anymore, be an ordinary person and live well." Liu Sanmao's breath became weaker and weaker, and then he only heard the ECG monitor next to him make a dripping sound, and then the line above became a straight line....

"Master! Master, wake up!

"Master!"

"Liu Sanmao! Nun Zhang next door is here!

"Alas

... Dust to dust, master you go all the way, this last journey, let the apprentice send you. "

Liu Sanmao was not married, naturally childless, the Taoist priest died and paid attention to burial, commonly known as shelling, so Jiang Chen carried his body overnight and buried it in a feng shui treasure land that Liu Sanmao was optimistic about when he was alive.

After burying Liu Sanmao, Jiang Chen kowtowed to the low mound.

"Master, I know that you are afraid that I will be distracted when I do it, that's why you told me that there are no ghosts in this world, the Taoism is all false, your good intentions disciples have been taught, if there are no ghosts in this world

, may you bless me in the spirit of heaven, if there are ghosts, then you must also bless me in the soul of the earth."

"Ten years of cultivation, I have already mastered the Dao, and my apprentice will definitely carry forward the Dao art in the future, and it will not insult your reputation!"

Returning to the dilapidated Taoist Temple, Jiang Chen paused and found a large group of people standing outside the Taoist Temple.

When they saw Jiang Chen coming, they all stepped forward and asked anxiously, "Chief Jiang Dao, Liu Tianshi?"

Jiang Chen's eyes were lonely, and he sighed: "Master him, he has already driven Hexi to the west..."

"Governor Jiang Dao must not be too sad."

"I thought that Liu Tianshi's demeanor was yesterday, but I never thought that now it was already yin and yang."

The villagers were all a little sad.

"Master, he can get your thoughts, he is also comforted in the spirit of heaven, it is not too early, you better go back, rest early." Jiang Chen was also a little sad at this time, and he was not in the mood to greet the villagers.

Jiang Chen said and opened the door of the Taoist Temple and entered.

"Eh! Jiang Dao Chang stays!

"We are here to find the Taoist Chief!"

Jiang Chen stopped and asked, "What is the matter with the folks?" One

of them, a plainly dressed, dark-skinned uncle, directed the crowd to get out of the way, and then saw a little girl about ten years old lying in the middle of a blanket on the ground.

The little girl was lying on the ground, and saw that her clothes were torn all over her body, and her face, neck, and arms were all covered with blood stains from her nails.

"Chief Jiang Dao, Yaya she self-harmed again, you must help her!"

"Yes, this poor doll, my heart hurts when I look at the old man."

"Liu Tianshi that is a heavenly master to drive away evil, even if the evil evil comes, you have to be slapped a few times to leave, Chief Jiang Dao is Liu Tianshi's personal disciple, naturally he also has great skills, everyone don't worry, Chief Jiang Dao will handle everything, everyone can wait with peace of mind."

The person who spoke was the village chief of Huanghe Village, and as soon as he said this, many people echoed it.

Jiang Chen glanced at the little girl, he was experienced, and he knew at a glance that this was an evil spirit.

After the evil spirit, just use the willow leaf dew, black dog blood to drive away the evil spirit, and then engage a rooster, sprinkle some glutinous rice, and put a ritual to settle it, not a troublesome ritual.

"Carry it into the Taoist Temple, I'll do it immediately!"

Everyone immediately went up and was allowed to carry the little girl, but found that the little girl was very heavy and could not be lifted at all.

"Chief Jiang Dao, it's too heavy, we can't lift it at all!"

"yes, it was fine when I just came, what's going on."

"Chief Jiang, your Dao is profound, or will you try it?"

Jiang Chen frowned? Can't lift?

He walked over to Yaya's side and tried to pull it.

It's really heavy, and I can't lift it at all!

It's really evil.

A smile appeared on Jiang Chen's face, the evil door is right!

Just try the Dao method that has been cultivated for ten years!

I saw Jiang Chen index finger a little eyebrow, and then closed his eyes and chanted a mantra that others could not understand.

"Yin and Yang gossip helps disciples, Hercules helps himself, too young old monarch, urgent as a command!"

With Jiang Chen's hand decisively facing his eyebrows!

Then he went to Laya again with anticipation.

He didn't dare to push too hard, for fear that his strength would be too great, but.

Still can't pull up?

Well?

Mighty tricks useless?

Jiang Chen did not die and tried again.

Result....

Still doesn't work!

What's going on?

Don't?

At this time, he noticed that Yaya's eyes suddenly opened, it was a pair of black eyes without whites, only a dark mass, looking very black eyes!

"Yaya her parents, don't worry, does our Jiang Dao Chief's strength still need to be questioned? The two of you can rest assured, as long as Chief Jiang Dao makes a move, the king of Yan will all shake three times.

"That is, what the hell comes, you have to be slapped a few times by Jiang Dao Chang before you can leave!"

"With Chief Jiang Dao here, what is the panic, everyone will watch the play with peace of mind, and watch how Chief Jiang Dao drives that evil away!"

Jiang Chen suddenly felt bad when he heard this, no, I was so stressed if I was so praised, moreover, Jiang Chen noticed that the little girl on the ground was actually tilting her head to look at him, and an extremely strange smile appeared on her face.

"No, in fact, my practice is still shallow, not as mysterious as everyone says, hehe." Jiang Chen was afraid that the evil spirit possessed in the girl's body would hear it, and immediately explained.

"Governor Jiang Dao doesn't have to be modest, to deal with evil spirits, you have to kill the hand, don't show mercy!"

"Yes, Chief Jiang Dao, when Liu Tianshi was alive, he was innocent and chaotic, and now that Liu Tianshi is gone, the stability of our side depends on Chief Jiang Dao!"

"With the presence of Jiang Dao today, this evil will be removed!"

There were compliments all around, and Jiang Chen saw that the smile on the girl's face became more and more distorted, a layer of fine sweat appeared on his forehead, and he wanted to die.

"No, all the villagers have praised it, we are all peaceful and value peace."

"Governor Jiang don't be modest, don't leave your hand because that evil is small, just take care of the dead hand!"

"Yes! Governor Jiang Dao can kill that evil spirit with just a slight shot!

Jiang Chen wanted to say something more, but saw that Yaya suddenly stood up, her facial features distorted to a terrifying degree, and then looked at Jiang Chen and giggled!

Not only that, the temperature in the air also dropped instantly at this moment, and everyone suddenly felt cold!

"Here comes, evil is coming!"

"Everyone take a good look and see how our Jiang Dao Chief exorcises evil spirits!"

Being watched by everyone, Jiang Chen was panicked in his heart at this time!

Others look at the excitement, only he knows that the Dao techniques he has practiced for ten years are all fake!

Also, doesn't it mean that there are no ghosts in this world!

So what is this special thing!