I Have Countless Ability Cards

Chapter 1 I, Qin Shihuang, play money!

His name is Gu Fan, and he has made an important decision.

Be sure to use a brick to slap that shameless bastard unconscious!

It was a Sunday afternoon in June.

Gu Fan ran to a park not far from home for a walk, ready to digest the five big roasted pig's trotters in his stomach.

However, when Gu Fan was walking along a secluded path, an old man in black suddenly appeared from the nearby woods.

Without giving Gu Fan any time to react, a hungry dog ​​jumped on his food and hugged Gu Fan's thigh tightly.

"Ah, ah! It hurts so much. You hit me, and you will lose money! If you don't lose money, don't even think about leaving."

Only then did Gu Fan react.

Touch porcelain? !

Gu Fan has seen some cases of touching porcelain before, but it is the first time that such a touch is so blunt and unreasonable like today.

"Pengci, right? Don't pretend! Let go of me quickly, or I'll be rude to you!"

Faced with such a person who touches porcelain, Gu Fan will definitely not show a good face.

However, upon hearing Gu Fan's words, the old man was not moved.

There was a determined expression on the wretched old face.

"Anyway, I'm relying on you today. If you don't pay me, don't even think about leaving!"

"Hit me if you have the guts. If you dare to hit me, I'll just lay down on the ground."

Hearing this, Gu Fan looked at the old man's face and suddenly laughed out loud.

Meanwhile he made an important decision.

Gu Fan is quite familiar with this path.

There is no camera around to take pictures, and because it is around one o'clock in the afternoon and the weather is very hot, no one happened to pass by.

Be sure to use a brick to beat this shameless old bastard hard!

After filming, he left. Gu Fan didn't believe that this old man who touched porcelain would dare to ask the police to arrest him after he woke up.

Thinking of this, Gu Fan looked around.

It happened that there was a standard brick not far away, which was red in color with black spots on it.

It is the most suitable for taking pictures of people.

Thinking about it, Gu Fan had already opened his legs and walked towards the brick.

However, Gu Fan obviously underestimated the vigilance and willpower of the old man.

Just when he realized that Gu Fan was about to take a step forward, the old man suddenly grabbed Gu Fan's pants and started tearing them frantically.

If Gu Fan hadn't grabbed his pants instinctively, the old man would have taken them off.

However, the pants were saved, but the shoes were not.

During a lot of tearing, the old man actually took off both of Gu Fan's shoes.

Then, Gu Fan's two socks, one basket and one black, were completely exposed to the air.

What was even more embarrassing was that the blue sock on Gu Fan's right foot had a hole in the big toe.

The exposed big toe felt hot when he stepped on the ground.

God, Gu Fan can swear to God.

Ever since he learned the physics truth that "the action of force is reciprocal", Gu Fan seldom kisses other people's faces with his fists.

But in this situation, Gu Fan couldn't tolerate that brick anymore.

He punched directly, making a gesture to hit the old man.

"I'm not cheating, I'm not a liar, I'm a good person!"

"I need money. When I was watching the news two days ago, someone made money through this method. That's why I did it."

"Don't hit me!"

Just when Gu Fan was about to move his feet, the old man suddenly burst into speech and started talking nonsense.

Gu Fan's already raised fist also stopped in the air.

The reason why Gu Fan stopped was not because he really believed the old man's words, but because he saw his expression.

Wronged, sad, with tears in my eyes.

The old man's expression now, to Gu Fan, actually has a delicate and pitiful feeling.

Soaring acting skills, pretending to be pitiful?

Gu Fan quickly made a judgment in his heart.

It's just that, if it's really pretending, the old man's acting skills are too good.

Let's not talk about his control over his expression, his grasp of emotions. Just saying that the tears flowed as soon as they were said, it is much higher than the acting skills of many domestic stars.

What's happening here?

Gu Fan has a habit. Once he has made a judgment on a matter, he will never change his mind.

But at the same time, when he was not sure about something, no matter how absurd, he wanted to find out.

So, at this time, he decided to give the old man a chance.

He didn't put down his fist completely, but shook it in front of the old man, and said.

"Give you a minute, give me a reason not to hit your face with my casserole-sized fist!"

"Okay, let me tell you the truth." The old man looked at Gu Fan with a complicated expression, and finally said slowly.

"I'm really not a bad person. In the words of your planet, I'm actually an alien."

"Three years ago, when I passed your planet in a spaceship, I happened to meet a group of interstellar pirates."

"My spaceship was attacked by them and landed on your planet out of control."

"When I woke up, my spaceship was gone."

"After three years, I finally found out the exact location of the spaceship. As long as you give me 1,500 yuan, I can fly to where the spaceship is."

"At that time, I can find some black technology from the spaceship for you, and it will be enough for you to conquer the entire planet!"

After listening to the old man's narration, the corners of Gu Fan's mouth couldn't help twitching twice.

First of all, Gu Fan believed in aliens.

After all, the earth star is such a tiny speck of dust in the entire universe.

It is quite possible that there are aliens.

However, what the old man said was too nonsense.

No logic, full of loopholes.

And the whole statement, isn't it a very classic fraudulent trick?

Thinking of this, Gu Fan's words also began to float.

"Okay, since you said that, I won't pretend anymore, it's a showdown!"

"Actually, I am Qin Shihuang, and I am not dead."

"I have 100 tons of gold in Xicheng, and I need 500 yuan to unfreeze my gold in Xicheng. You can transfer it to me in cash, WeChat, or Alipay."

"After turning around, I will bring the troops back to life tomorrow and let you lead the three armies!"

"In general, it's just one sentence. I, Qin Shihuang, pay money!"

After Gu Fan said this, the old man was also a little stunned, looking at Gu Fan quietly.

After a long time, he sighed lightly.

"It turns out that you are also a person who lacks money and wants to do great things. It's a pity that I don't have any money now, otherwise I can give you some."

At this point, the old man can still say such words.

Can't he hear that Gu Fan is mocking him?

However, during the whole process, the old man's expression was extremely serious. This made Gu Fan couldn't help muttering in his heart.

"Okay, I won't say much else. You say you are an alien, how do you prove it? Can you fly? What special powers do you have? How did you learn to speak Earth dialect? And You said you have a lot of black technology, how could you be reduced to this field?"

"I can't fly, and I don't have special abilities. Our planet mainly develops technology, and doesn't pay much attention to individual strength. So I'm just like an ordinary person."

"I brought a few small technologies with me to help me learn the language of your planet and most of your knowledge. However, my main technological strength has fallen on the spaceship."

"As long as you help me get back to the spaceship, I will definitely repay you!"

After listening to the old man's words, Gu Fan's expression became a little serious. Looking at the old man's expression, there was also a trace of pity.

So far, there are only two possibilities.

The first possibility is that the old man is telling the truth, he is really an alien.

Of course, Gu Fan still prefers to believe in the second possibility.

There is probably something wrong with the old man's spirit.

It's not surprising if you think about it. In today's society, people's lives are fast-paced and under great pressure.

Maybe something happened to him, he couldn't bear it, and his spirit broke down.

But which of these two possibilities is true?

Gu Fan couldn't make an accurate judgment either.

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