I Have Died Long Ago, Poor Because No One Burns Paper?

"Have you ever thought of a possibility?"

"You died a long time ago, are you poor because no one burns paper?"

Yang Shou laughed when he saw the comment with the most likes.

I have to say that people who are poor just like to think wildly.

Such an idea might exist.

"If you're poor, you're poor. It's not bad to be a salted fish."

"Well, why curse yourself?"

"If I am a dead person, then my colleagues, my friends, everyone I see is a dead person?"

Yang Shou shook his head, put the screen of his mobile phone away, wrapped himself in his little quilt, and got ready to sleep.

Chang Ye is long, sleep and cherish.

As the night gradually deepened, Su Chen fell into a deep sleep. After an unknown amount of time, he suddenly found himself floating in the sky.

It seems to be a cemetery here, with dense tombstones erected.

Just below him, there was a slender girl who was squatting in front of the grave and burning paper.

"Brother Yang, I'm sorry, I haven't visited you a few years ago."

"You take the money first, I will come over later when I am free."

The flames rose, and the green smoke curled up.

The girl's face is full of childishness and a little bit of baby fat.

But with her pretty facial features, combined with her already slim body, she is obviously a big girl who can't help but take a second look.

It's just that Yang Shou's mind is not on the beauty at all, his eyes are motionless, staring at the photo on the tombstone.

Although it is black and white, the unique temperament of the bared teeth becomes more and more familiar the more you look at it.

This is me!

Just as Yang Shou was about to rush down to take a closer look, he sat up suddenly, panting heavily in the dark bedroom.

"It turned out to be a dream!"

"Scare me."

He muttered something, got out of bed, took a cup of warm water and drank a couple of sips.

Of course, by the way, I will relieve my little hands.

After all, as an adult, a nightmare is nothing.

Yang Shou lay back on the bed, picked up his phone, checked the time, and chose to continue sleeping.

I don't know how long it has passed.

"How can you still sleep at your age?"

"How can you still sleep at your age?"

"you……"

The phone rang, and the angry and indignant voice was very effective.

Yang Shou woke up suddenly, closed his eyes, touched the phone, and turned off the ringer.

When he was hesitating whether to sleep for another five minutes or another morning, his retracted arm touched something hard.

I didn't touch the bed either.

Yang Shou opened his eyes in bewilderment, and looked beside his arm.

I was shocked all of a sudden.

money.

Boards are tight, money bundled into bricks.

And not one or two bundles, but a full hundred and eighty bundles, forming an encircling circle around his body.

Is this another dream?

I had a nightmare of my own death, and another dream of a bed full of money to make up for myself?

Yang Shou pulled out a helpless smile and lay down again.

There is everything in the dream, but it is only a dream after all.

Go back to sleep and wait for the real alarm clock to go off.

Yang Shou lay flat on the bed for two minutes, then on the side for two minutes, and finally on the stomach for two minutes.

"This doesn't look like a dream to his grandma!"

He jumped up straight away, looking down at the red bricks all over the bed.

He just stood there blankly, until the second wave of alarm clock rang again:

"How do you sleep at your age?"

"you……"

After turning off the bell, Yang Shou sat on the bed, fiddled with bundles of money bricks back and forth, and quickly came to three conclusions:

First, this is not a dream.

Second, the money is real.

Third, the alarm tone can be changed in the future.

At this age, with so much money, sleeping at night and playing chess in the clubhouse every day, it is the last word to seize the time to replenish the kidneys.

As for where the money came from.

Yang Shou thought about it and decided where love came from.

Qian Neng ran to his bed without anyone noticing, which proved that this matter was beyond his control.

He is a widowed nerd, and a dead pig is not afraid of being scalded by boiling water. If there is anything, let him spend a few bundles first.

Even if the duck in your hand flies away, you have to pull out two feathers, and you can't leave nothing behind.

Putting on clothes and getting out of bed, bending over to put on shoes, with a sweep of eyes, there was another unexpected discovery.

It turned out that the money on the bed was only a small part.

The bottom of the high bed, which was originally empty, is now full of money.

Yang Shou smoked three cigarettes in a row and calmed down slowly.

After rummaging through the boxes, I found two suitcases, one large and one small, and began to pack money.

This is also considered physical work, which is the same as moving bricks and stacking bricks, but the bricks are made of brand new banknotes.

There are six to seven million in the big box.

The small box is filled with about two million.

Yang Shou looked at the two-thirds of the money, shrugged, and pulled the two boxes out.

While waiting for the elevator, the neighbor Wang Aunt was also going downstairs with Teddy in his hand. She tilted her head and looked:

"Hey, Xiao Yang, you don't want to move, do you?"

"No, it belongs to my friend. I'll send it to him."

"Girlfriend? I haven't seen you bring anyone back for half a year."

"Ahem, just met."

Wang Aunt snorted and laughed, "Okay Xiao Yang, Aunt is not stupid."

"You don't have any girlfriend. This must be the luggage left by one of your good buddies who came to live for two days again?"

"However, don't worry about Aunt talking too much, look at you, what a handsome guy you are, it's time to find a girlfriend, I heard..."

Yang Shou hurriedly said: "Look, I will definitely look for it, and once I look for it, I will look for two more, one during the day and one at night, that's alright Aunt, I'll go first, you go first."

As soon as the elevator opened, he rushed out in a hurry.

"This kid."

Wang Aunt shook his head, tightened the dog leash in his hand, and stepped out of the elevator.

She didn't notice that before pulling the rope, Teddy had been squatting quietly by her feet, but her head seemed to be broken, lying limply on one side of her body, and the dog's eyes, which were originally like black beans, were full of bright red. bloodshot.

When Wang Aunt stepped out of the elevator, the puppy suddenly let out a cheerful bark, stood up and shook its body, and looked alert and lively again.

...

"The ordinary life is a thing of the past."

On this day destined to be unforgettable forever, Yang Shou walked into the bank humming a cheerful tune.

Step by step, pick up the ticket and fill in the form, but in the column for pre-handling business, he ticked heavily next to the large deposit.

"Please!"

The lobby manager was very enthusiastic all of a sudden.