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Beechburg!

It's a brand new day, although this brand new day looks no different from yesterday.

Brother Octopus was woken up again.

The life of Brother Octopus is a total tragedy, and there are only two reasons for his tragedy: 1. Become a neighbor with SpongeBob SquarePants. 2. Become colleagues with SpongeBob.

SpongeBob is a yellow square, and a very noisy yellow square.

As a Buddhist otaku, what Brother Octopus likes most is quietness.

In the eyes of Brother Octopus, the happiest thing in the world is to drink coffee, read magazines, and play the clarinet at home quietly.

However, this was originally a simple matter, but it was so difficult for Brother Octopus.

Just because Brother Octopus has a yellow square neighbor named SpongeBob.

SpongeBob showed extraordinary enthusiasm for Brother Octopus.

Almost every day, Brother Octopus is awakened by SpongeBob.

Almost every day, Brother Octopus is troubled by SpongeBob.

Almost every weekend, the leisure life of Brother Octopus is destroyed by SpongeBob.

Thinking of all this, Brother Octopus felt his scalp numb.

But this is not the most terrible.

The most frightening thing is that SpongeBob has a good friend who is stupid, a pink starfish named Paidaxing.

Pai Daxing is also the neighbor of Brother Octopus...

Hey, poor brother Octopus.

There is no doubt that this morning, Brother Octopus was bombarded by the noise of SpongeBob SquarePants and Pie Daxing.

Brother Octopus is troubled.

But is there any way?

Brother Octopus is poor!

I can only live in this ghost place and enjoy this weird neighbor.

Brother Octopus took the pillow and covered his head irritably.

Nevertheless, the strange laughter of SpongeBob and Pai Daxing reached Brother Octopus' ears.

Octopus Shinobu.

Hee hee hee!

Brother Octopus bear it!

Hahahaha.

Brother Octopus continued to endure.

Hahahaha!

Brother Octopus can't bear it!

Suddenly, Brother Octopus got out of bed and got up and opened the window.

"I said you two laughed in front of my house early in the morning?" Brother Octopus opened the window and saw SpongeBob SquarePants and Pai Daxing squatting on the ground, looking at a stone on the ground and smirking. You laugh, I laugh, it's almost There is no one.

It is true that mental patients have a wide range of ideas and mentally handicapped children have a lot of fun.

"Yeah, what are we laughing at?" Pai Daxing scratched his head, wondering.

SpongeBob said: "Yes, we have no reason to laugh."

Pai Daxing said: "Then we won't laugh."

SpongeBob said: "I listen to you, send Daxing."

Then these two weird flowers stopped laughing.

They began to be in a daze.

Brother Octopus was shaking all over!

Damn it!

Damn it!

Brother Octopus closed the window heavily.

boom!

"Ah!" Brother Octopus screamed.

He looked at his finger, it was red and swollen.

It turned out that Brother Octopus caught himself when closing the window.

"I knew that once I met these two, I would be unlucky!" Brother Octopus blew his fingers and said angrily.

Brother Octopus wants to get back to sleep.

However, he has no sleep.

A look at the time, it is not far from work.

Brother Octopus wants to die when he thinks of going to work.

The unit where Octopus works is called Crab King Restaurant, which is the most famous restaurant in Beechburg.

But this most famous restaurant has only three people.

A boss.

The boss is called Crab boss, he is a red crab.

The characteristic is that he loves money as life, and the whole person gets into the eyes of money.

Such a boss is naturally a cruel exploiter.

In addition to the wonderful work of SpongeBob SquarePants, you also have to work in the Crab Castle Restaurant, and the attitude towards the Crab Castle Restaurant is the same as that of the mad believers when they see Jerusalem.

No one else wants to work under Crab boss.

Brother Octopus didn't want to either.

But Brother Octopus can only work in Crab King.

The former octopus brother was also very proud. He fired the crab boss's squid and went out alone. At that time, the octopus thought was: With my octopus talent, can I starve to death when I go out?

As a result, Brother Octopus really almost starved to death.

Had it not been for SpongeBob’s kind assistance, Brother Octopus would really starve to death on the streets.

After this incident, Brother Octopus also understood himself and had self-knowledge.

He no longer dreams of dreams, but is down-to-earth to do his promising work as a cashier in the Crab King Restaurant.

And SpongeBob is the chef of Crab King Restaurant, responsible for making crab buns and all kinds of crab buns.

In the Crab King Restaurant, Brother Octopus, the cashier, has to face the harsh crab boss, the annoying SpongeBob.

awful! awful! awful!

In addition to work, Brother Octopus has to face his former friends, now the successful musician Playboy Handsome Octopus, watching his former friends lead the luxurious life of drunken gold fans, and endure the gap in life.

To be honest, it is a miracle that Brother Octopus did not commit suicide.

"Hey, I am Brother Octopus. To live, I have to work!" After Brother Octopus finished dressing up, he looked at himself slightly decadent in the mirror and encouraged himself.

But after the swelling was over, Brother Octopus became more and more listless.

Brother Octopus walked out of the house, ready to go to work.

"I'm ready, I'm ready..." SpongeBob is like a ghost, not knowing where it came from, looking at Brother Octopus with excitement, walking side by side with Brother Octopus, "Brother Octopus, can be there every day How happy it is to work at Crab King Restaurant!"

Working in a restaurant where there is no five social insurance and one housing fund and the salary is always deducted is called happiness?

Brother Octopus almost burst into tears.

But SpongeBob is really happy.

In order to work at Crab Castle King, SpongeBob even paid the Crab boss.

He is simply the favorite worker of all unscrupulous bosses.

In this way, Crab boss fired SpongeBob from time to time.

This world is really absurd.

Brother Octopus walked towards the Crab King Restaurant without expression.

This mood is like going to the grave.

Suddenly, SpongeBob grabbed Brother Octopus.

"Look, look, Brother Octopus, what is that?" SpongeBob pointed at the sky.

"Isn't it a group of jellyfish? I said SpongeBob, you're fine, don't make a fuss, okay?" Brother Octopus said, looking at the sky, his mouth opened in surprise.

I saw a human falling down.

Humans about the size of their stature.

This is the first time a human has appeared in Beechburg.

Humans are huge creatures.

Moreover, human beings are very bad, and they always put down many hooks. There are also various delicacies on the hooks, and then they trick the residents of Beechburg to eat. Once there are residents to eat, the hook will take the residents directly out of the sea, and finally these residents may become canned sardines or something.

In short, human beings are very evil!

But this is the first time they have seen a human being the same size as them.

"Hello!" The human stood still, and said to Brother Octopus and SpongeBob SquarePants, "My name is Ye Qing, what are your names?"