I have seven beast nannies

In his previous life, when he was at Blue Star, Li Xiao's ex-girlfriend had the habit of watching breast enlargement exercises. At that time, Li Xiao and his girlfriend had a good relationship. She watched him and she watched him too. It was influenced by her ears and eyes, but it also made Li Xiao remember a few things.

Set of breast enlargement exercises.

Women all love beauty.

Although women in this world can practice cultivation, their essence has not changed. Breast enlargement exercises, the beauty bible for fashionable women, must be applicable everywhere.

Li Xiao didn't think of a better way, so he decided to give it a try. It would have no impact if it failed anyway.

In the afternoon.

Li Xiao climbed down from the cradle with his butt bumped. Li Xiaoyan next to him looked at him enviously. Li Xiao turned back to look at her. Before leaving, he went over and touched Li Xiaoyan's fair face and said:

"Don't be envious. I'm so awesome. I can walk in three months, talk, and practice bone patterns. Although you are a descendant of a mythical beast, you are not good at it. You are far behind me. It's useless to glare at me. Don't be unconvinced.

, although you were born before me, I want you to call me brother and I to call you sister. Do you understand?"

Li Xiaoyan is almost five months old. Although she cannot speak, she can understand what people say.

Hearing that Li Xiao is so shameless, he wants to be her brother, and listen, are he talking in human language?

What a stinker!

Li Xiaoyan's cheeks were bulging with anger, her bright eyes were now cute and fierce, and her pink little fists were clenched tightly in the cradle, as if she wanted to beat Li Xiao to death.

This human race who robbed her of animal milk was so annoying and infuriating.

Not only does he drink her animal milk, but he also wants to take advantage of her and want to be her brother?

It was obvious that she was born first, how could it be so?

"Okay, I'm going to do something big, so stay in the cradle and don't wet the bed, and don't crawl out like me. I don't want to have more mentally retarded sisters." Li Xiao said half-jokingly.

After hearing these words, especially the last sentence, Li Xiaoyan became even more angry, like a little pufferfish, but there was nothing she could do to Li Xiao, and at this time Li Xiao had already walked out of the room.

The more Li Xiaoyan held in her anger, the more she finally choked out a harsh word: "Hit, beat you!"

After Li Xiao left the room, he walked to the courtyard with babbling steps, regardless of what Li Xiaoyan said behind him, who was so angry that he spoke.

The weather is breezy and sunny.

Qi Xuan'er sat cross-legged on an animal skin mat with a beautiful face

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Facing the sky, his body breathed rhythmically, his sizable chest rose and fell with his breathing, and his already thin waist also turned into a wasp waist, exuding an alluring aura all over his body.

What Qi Xuan'er is doing at the moment is a body conditioning technique commonly used by ladies who love beauty in the human world.

In fact, it is of little use, and Qi Xuan'er, as a divine beast with advanced cultivation, does not need such a method to manage her figure at all.

But that’s what beauty-loving people are like.

Just like some women on Blue Star, they will do anything to become thinner, even if they are already thin enough.

Li Xiaopianpianpian leaned over and said, "Third nanny, what are you doing?"

Qi Xuan'er remained motionless: "Just go and play."

"Oh." Li Xiao didn't seem to feel Qi Xuan'er's indifference to him, and looked around, his clever little eyes darting around.

Soon, Li Xiao, who was pretending, seemed to have suddenly thought of something. He got up and trotted over to Xu Susu, who was sitting on a patterned stone bench not far away doing handiwork. Without asking anything, he directly dragged away a piece of animal skin material from Xu Susu.

, ran back to Qi Xuan'er.

Xu Susu laughed and scolded: "This child is so naughty at such an old age. How should I take care of him when he grows up? Hey, his father is not here. It would be great if he is here."

After saying that, Xu Susu sighed quietly, lowered her head and started busy with needlework again.

It was just the appearance of Li Xiao that made her look up from time to time, looking at Li Xiao with a smile, wondering what the kid wanted to do with her animal skin material.

Li Xiao took Xu Susu's animal skin mat, walked to Qi Xuan'er's side, spread the animal skin as if there was no one else around, and then followed suit with his two short legs and sat down cross-legged, doing the same movements as Qi Xuan'er.

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But he was too small and couldn't spread his body at all. His movements were awkward and funny, which made Xu Susu on the other side burst into laughter.

Seeing this, Qi Xuan'er frowned and glanced sideways at Li Xiao, wondering what was this milk baby going to do?

"Huh." Li Xiao imitated Qi Xuan'er and exhaled.

Qi Xuan'er tightened her abdomen, and he also tightened his abdomen. Qi Xuan'er patted her cheeks, and he patted his cheeks too.

Qi Xuan'er's frown deepened, and then he suddenly became angry and cursed: "You little brat, who are you trying to kill here? Believe it or not, I'll make your ass bloom!"

Xu Susu was amused and smiled happily: "Third sister, look at how smart this child is.

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It’s stylish.”

After hearing this, Qi Xuan'er became more and more angry, "Qimei, you are the only one who thinks he is good! He is burying people and has no manners at all! If he hadn't been Sanjian's child, I wouldn't have slapped him to death."

he!"

Xu Susu was not worried about being angry. She knew that Qi Xuan'er was speaking out of anger and could not do that. She smiled and said: "Third sister, I think you should stop being angry. Women in the human race don't talk about it. If you are angry, you will easily grow."

wrinkle."

In her heart, Xu Susu actually had something she didn't say: Anyway, no matter how angry or sad I am, I am not good at it. Human women are just pretentious.

When Qi Xuan'er heard this, he reacted and quickly took a deep breath to calm down his emotions: "Don't be angry, don't be angry. Whoever gets angry will be proud of it, but the little kid will be proud of it."

Li Xiao closed his eyes and said, "Third nanny, I didn't learn from you!"

Qi Xuan'er said "cut" and glanced at Li Xiao sideways, and then stopped looking at him. If you can't see, you can't get angry with a little kid. It's not worth ruining your appearance.

At this time, Li Xiao's movements also changed. He left the animal skin pad and began to seriously perform Blue Star's Beauty Bible Breast Enlargement Exercise. He clasped his hands together, then separated them, then closed them upward again, and repeated this.

After a while, Qi Xuan'er noticed Li Xiao's movements. She was very delicate in this regard, which immediately caught her attention and asked curiously: "Pi Wazi, what are you doing?"

Li Xiao: "Practice training!"

What is the pectoralis major muscle?

Qi Xuan'er had a question mark on her face, but although she didn't understand, the word "breast" particularly aroused her curiosity, and she immediately carefully observed Li Xiao's every move.

Qi Xuan'er became more and more excited as he watched, and gradually he couldn't help but want to imitate Li Xiao's gestures.

But at this moment, when Li Xiao's practice reached a critical moment, he suddenly stopped, stopped his movements, got up and went back to the house without caring about returning the animal skin to Xu Susu.

"Where are you going?" Qi Xuan'er felt itchy and uncomfortable in her heart after being "broken out of context".

Li Xiao didn't look back: "I'm tired, go back to sleep."

Qi Xuan'er cut it and said, "It's really skin!"

Ignoring Li Xiao, and then ignoring Li Xiaogang's actions, Qi Xuaner just continued with the previous actions.

But as he was doing it, Qi Xuan'er subconsciously imitated Li Xiao's movements just now.

After a while, Qi Xuaner was surprised to find that Li Xiao's actions were not simple!

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