I Have the Aura of Overbearing President

The deaf and blind director videographers heard outrageous anger, they put the camera up and surrounded the two of them. Zhang Jianian was in a dilemma. He could only bow his head at the same time. With both hands, he pulled his coat, like a snail into the shell, dodged everyone's shooting lens, and kissed her gently.

The directors were isolated and could not see the situation. They scratched their hearts and lungs in an instant, and even pushed the camera closer, wanting to find out.

The dark coat blocked the two. Chu Chu and Zhang Jianian didn't know what they did in private. In a flash, Chu Chu sat upright and showed his face. Her complexion had improved, and there was a hint of happiness afterwards. She waved at the camera looking desperately and educated: "Sit down, sit down, it's dangerous to sit in the car like this."

The director lost the key shots and tried to sell miserably: "President Chu, please understand and cooperate with our shooting, everyone is not easy ..."

Chu Chu: "You will pay me three hundred pieces of remuneration, which really cannot match."

Director: "..."

Chu Chu: "No, these three hundred dollars can only be called living allowances, and the working hours are still very unreasonable, which seriously violates labor laws."

Director: Very good, from the salary deduction warning is about to advance to the lawyer letter warning.

At the end of the long drive, the crew of the program group finally arrived at Jichuan Town. The actual shooting place was still a little away from the town, in a small village next to Jichuan Town. When the people arrived at their destination, it was sun and twilight, the blood-stained sunset spread the gorgeous colors in the sky, and endless insects came from the swaying foliage.

After getting off the bus, the staff began to collect the cash and valuables of the two people. Due to the special nature of the work, Chu Chu and Zhang Jianian ’s mobile phones did not need to be confiscated, avoiding them from missing urgently needed transactions.

Of course, since Chu Chu entered the village, her mobile phone signal became 3g, and occasionally it was 2g. Operators are now starting to retreat from 2g, Chu Chu did not expect to return to 2g one day.

After the valuables were handed in, the directors also checked. Chu Chu only felt that the female director would rather feel like touching herself over again and said: "Why check me so strict? I look like I am carrying dangerous goods?"

Zhang Jianian's side ended quickly. There was no delay at all. He brought more things related to work and life, and had no valuable assets.

It's not good for the directors to bluntly say that Chu's total tactics are too much. They are dangerous goods themselves, which makes people wary. After the body search, the director and the cameramen separated, hiding in a dark place. There are cameras in the room and most of the staff are nested in the yard.

Every family in the village is a single-family household, building a few ordinary bungalows or cottages, and the sound of the yellow dog from the guarding courtyard can still be heard from afar. Chu Chu and Zhang Jianian turned around in the house first, and the kitchen stove was covered with a thick layer of ash. Zhang Jianian just lifted the lid, and it was dust and dance.

Chu Chu was almost squinted and said, "Is this someone who has been working on the stove? Or was it rolled by a dirt truck?"

The dust on the face made her suspect that the director was deliberately wholesale sand and sand, otherwise how long would it take to rely on natural dust?

Zhang Jianian was a little helpless: "I brush the pot and eat noodles at night, there seems to be some dishes in the field."

The two arrived at the dilapidated hut nearly sunset, and now the materials on hand are not sufficient. Fortunately, there are some seasonal vegetables in the vegetable garden in the yard, which are regarded as natural refrigerators.

Zhang Jianian brushed the pot at home, and Chu Chu took the money to the store, planning to complete the task of "buying noodles." The shop is located on the flat ground at the top of the mountain. Although this is a village, the roads are mostly slope-shaped, and the villagers' homes are scattered all over the mountain.

Chu Chu looked left and right along the way, and found that there was an old grandfather who sold small wood carvings. For as long as one yuan, the price was equal to Bai picking. But she thinks about it carefully. The existing funds are only 300 yuan, and the hasty consumption is not good, and she finally left with pain.

Seeing this from the director and the camera, he couldn't help but ridicule: "Mr. Chu, will you still be stumped by a dollar?"

Chu Chu was too lazy to care about the gang of misfortune, she first went to the shop to buy noodles, and found that the price here is extremely cheap, noodles only use 1 yuan. She bought some seasonings and walked back slowly, and found that the grandpa who was selling wood carving was gone, but there was another group of uninvited guests.

"Cough! Cluck!"

On the mountain road, the overbearing big white geese rushed into the air, rushing towards men aggressively, and pecked when they saw them. The directors hadn't responded yet, so Chuchu raised the noodles and ran away. She managed to sell her teammates and left them far behind.

Chu Chu: As long as you run fast, the goose can't catch up with me!

The directors and cameras from the city were attacked by geese. After the counterattack failed, they wanted to escape, but they were thrown far away. Chu Chu ran home swiftly. She carefully closed the door of the courtyard. She also put a big iron chain on it, and revenge on her staff who had teased her just now.

Zhang Jianian was already boiling water in a large cleaned iron pan. He saw the movement of the bear child and curiously said, "What are you doing?"

Chu Chu: "It's a zombie scene right away, you must lock the doors and windows in advance."

Zhang Jianian: "?"

In the next second, the door of the courtyard was banged loudly, accompanied by the gurgle of the crazy goose and the screams of the directors, which sounded terrible. Human beings can't break into the army in front of the big goose, paying a painful price. Chu Chu, who was about to escape, admired the mournful whimper in the courtyard, showing an evil and cheerful villain smile.

Zhang Jianian who witnessed this scene: "..." After the show is broadcast, it may cause bad guidance to children.

Due to the big goose incident, the crew of the program team completely followed the rules, and even swayed the last trace of awe to the boss. They vowed to make her pay a terrible price in "Transformer"!

The next day, Chu Chu and Zhang Jianian simply cleaned up the courtyard. They wiped away the idle benches and placed them under the sunshine in the courtyard. Chu Chu was lying on the bench and basking in the sun. Everyone watched her plan to lie flat all day, and soon she couldn't sit up and challenged her.

"President Chu, if you don't find a way to make money and work hard, you will soon sit down and eat."

"No, the noodles are only one yuan a pack. I can buy three hundred packs and eat for almost a year."

"???

The staff thought that the big boss would be stumped by money, but she didn't expect her to be so frivolous so fast! ? The directors regretted it, and knew that they should only give her 30 yuan, but actually gave back more!

Director: "But Mr. Zhang has packed up the vegetable plots today. Wouldn't you be ashamed if you didn't participate in labor at all?"

Not only did Zhang Jianian clean up the vegetable plots and clean the house today, he actually used his mobile phone hotspot to process work emails, which was like a salty fish lying on a bench.

Chu Chu shamelessly said: "Marry Han and Han, dress in dinner."

The directors heard the news and kicked the dog food angrily. They can only sacrifice the killer skills and tempted: "If you can earn the target amount during the program recording, we can end the recording early and let you leave Jichuan Town. "

Chu Chu suddenly came to the spirit and asked: "What is the target amount?"

The director explained: "The annual per capita disposable income here is less than 10,000 yuan. You and Zhang are always two people, as long as you earn 20,000 yuan, you can leave."

Chu Chu was hesitant: "I would like to take the liberty to ask, do you have a monthly income of 20,000?"

The director answered frankly: "No."

Chu Chu directly said: "Then you are so kind to ask me to earn twenty thousand?"

The director who was brutally attacked was speechless: "..."

But the directors took the salaries of the first-tier cities, and now Chu Chu can earn 20,000 in a small village of the eighteenth line for a short time, which is nothing short of a fantasy. If there is such a method, the villagers will get rich long ago, and still have to wait until today?

Zhang Jianian did not know the confrontation between Chu Chu and the director. He held out two fishing rods and proposed: "Let's go fishing and see if we can add meals."

The director, who thought Chu was lazy to spend his days, would always refuse. She didn't expect her to get up this time and treat her as if she had just died and refused to work. President Chu showed a perfect double-labeled face, and interpreted with action that "the director speaks all the farts, only Zhang Jianian works".

Chu Chu and Zhang Jianian each set off with a fishing rod and went fishing in the reservoir by the village. Seeing this, the program team immediately rejuvenated and seized the opportunity to capture valuable material to avoid insufficient information. Today, the staff is so sad. President Chu spent most of the time lying on the bench. She was too lazy to turn over and there was no drama at all.

Program group: This is a reality show. You can't live broadcast the sun and doze! ?

The staff followed the reservoir hopefully, and saw Chu Chu and Zhang Jianian pull out their small chairs. The two sat leisurely by the water, seeming to fall into a new round of sunbathing. The most annoying thing is Chu Chu, she put the fishing rod at her feet, and she was too lazy to hold the rod with her hand.

The director-general couldn't bear it, and said: "President Chu, you can't catch fish like this."

Chu Chu: "No, I am very close to fish."

Director: "We tried fishing when we stepped on the point. The fish here are pure wild and very cunning ..."

Chu Chuzheng listened one after another, and suddenly saw that the fishing line was tight, she immediately grabbed the fishing rod, and kept closing the line quickly, and a big fish jumped out of the water!

Zhang Jianian passed the bucket in time to help her put the big fish in the bucket. After Chu Chu did all this, she turned her head curiously and looked at the director, sorry: "What did you just say, I didn't hear it?"

Director: "..."

When the program team stepped on the point, they tried the agricultural work that could be carried out in the village, for fear of any negligence. The fish in the reservoir beside the village is fat and tender, but it is fierce and cunning, and it often even pulls the fish line. The locals are very difficult to catch, how to change her is just like playing with her! ?

Coincidence, this is definitely a coincidence!

The director-general could not believe it, and concluded that this was an accident. It was not expected that President Chu would raise the fishing rods one after another, and he could catch a big fish almost every time.

"Wow, I caught it and got it again!"

The surrounding staff were still shooting, and now they are immersed in the fishing performance of President Chu, and they all exclaimed in excitement. Zhang Jianian started fishing on his own at first, but then he concentrated on helping her unload the fish, and soon filled a large bucket.

The director-general witnessed this scene with his own eyes, and it was difficult to channel: "Have you ever learned to fish before?" Even if it is professional level, it is impossible to catch fish without interruption?

Chu Chu said calmly: "I have learned it before, when I played" Ranchore Story ", it is the first practice today."

Director: "?????" This is not just not learned! ?

Chu Chu, an expert in fishing, quickly attracted the idea of ​​others. Some locals even asked to change places with her and wanted to fish in the place where she sat. Chu Chu generously promised that she and Zhang Jianian would change places together. However, no matter where she was sitting, there were countless silly fishes rushing up and sending them back and forth.

Chu Chu has long realized that she has an indissoluble bond with fish, but she was not convinced before fishing. Now she believes in the role of the title.

[Fish Pond Master: I want to let everyone know that you have contracted this fish pond. Your maintenance greatly touched the heroine and received a 5% koi transport bonus. 】

As a fish pond lord, if she can't even catch fish, she really has the majesty of falling into the pond!

Chu Chu's fishing method was a terrible blow to other anglers. Someone finally couldn't stand it and took the initiative to go here.

The other party looked at the camera next to him a little hesitantly, he said daringly: "Little girl, shall I buy a fish with you?"