I Heard A Hallucination After A Breakup, And The Whole Internet Felt Sorry For Me

Kyoto.

Gu Fan on TV stopped singing long ago.

Mei Changlin couldn't help but help his apprentice continue singing.

"The jade bridge leans against the railing,

The mandarin ducks come to play in the water, and the golden carp faces in the water,

Ah, facing the water, the wild geese are flying in the sky, oh, the wild geese,

The wild geese fly together, hearing the slave's voice and falling into the shade of flowers,

This scenery is so enchanting that I arrive at Baihua Pavilion before I know it. "

When he was so excited, the old man couldn't help but stand up and dance as if he were performing on a stage.

One verse is sung.

Yu Taoyu applauded her master.

"Master is so awesome! Come and try the white fungus soup made by my disciple."

"You're a greedy girl, and you don't follow your junior brother's example and focus on drama."

While Mei Changlin scolded Yu Taoyu, he reached out and took the bowl from Yu Taoyu's hand.

"Yes, yes, I should learn from my junior apprentice. Your junior apprentice is the most powerful."

As the most gluttonous person in the entire troupe.

Yu Taoyu was used to the feeling of being scolded.

She also knew that her master had no ill intentions, he just wanted to show off his little apprentice.

When outsiders are around.

Master never criticized her, and even showed off to others that her cooking was delicious.

As my master, I have always had this arrogant temperament.

The old arrogant one.

"Hmph, it's good to know."

Mei Changlin sat back on the sofa with the white fungus soup and continued to watch TV.

"You're not tired either. You've been watching my junior brother every day."

There was a little jealousy in Yu Taoyu's tone.

Master really likes my junior brother!

Now I stay in front of the TV every day.

Mei Changlin kept his temper and hummed, "I was afraid that he would be too naughty and do something outrageous!"

"..."

Yu Taoyu remained silent.

This is what this arrogant little old man is like.

I will never admit how much I like a junior.

He admits that he actually likes to eat the food cooked by his apprentice.

"By the way, junior brother, did you sing an opera just now? Are you so excited?" Yu Taoyu asked, skipping the previous topic.

"Um."

Mei Changlin said with a proud look on his face: "Your junior brother has not slowed down even though he was injured. He still sings very well."

"Yes, yes, my junior brother is the best~"

Praise her for being professional.

After Mei Changlin finished eating, Yu Taoyu also sat next to Mei Changlin after putting away the dishes.

Mei Changlin came to see his apprentice.

And she is here to kowtow to CP!

Hey Hey!

It’s really fun to do CP!

She even knocked on Little Goldfish and Director He two days ago!

Excellent!

...

within the screen.

Gu Fan got the branch again, raised his head and looked at Bai Xier and Chen Yi.

The eyes of the three people instantly lit up with fire.

Sparks and lightning all the way.

It's like saying: "Don't let me catch you. If I catch you, you will be dead!"

The atmosphere at the scene was tense. Only Zhou Xu still simply thought he was playing an ordinary game.

Gu Fan moved his hands hard!

Then he stared at the branches intently.

At the same time, I was thinking crazily in my heart.

"Chen Yi Chen Yi Chen Yi..."

The speed of the branches gradually slowed down. It crossed Gu Fan and walked towards Bai Xi'er, and almost stopped.

A smile appeared on Chen Yi's face.

Bai Xi'er was almost crying.

But at this moment.

A cold wind blew outside.

The branch swayed and stopped in front of Chen Yi.

"Ahahahaha!"

Gu Fan couldn't help but laugh out loud, "Oh, handsome brother, look at this, God wants you to come!"

"Damn it! Doesn't this count? Does the wind blow count?" Chen Yi started to lie.

"This is God's will, and you can't violate it!" Gu Fan argued with reason!

"Then I'll blow with my mouth next time!"

"The wind that blows out is man-made, and that one definitely doesn't count!"

"Cut~"

Chen Yi couldn't talk to Gu Fan, so he stopped talking!

Isn’t it just truth or dare?

He's not even afraid!

He is thick-skinned anyway!

Is there anything you can't say?

Is there anything I can't do?

Absolutely not!

Invincible!

Chen Yi waved his hand super arrogantly and said with a smile.

"Come on! I don't care! Take your pick of truth or dare!"

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't stand Chen Yi's arrogance.

"Damn it, Chen Yi is too arrogant!"

"Gu Fan quickly teach Chen Yi a lesson!"

"That's right, Brother Yingjun, I believe in your work!"

"I want to see the handsome brother look embarrassed and uncomfortable, ahhhh!"

"Seeing that bitch's smile makes me feel uncomfortable all over! No, I have to review the bitch's expression when she came to this show."

"..."

There is no need for the audience in the live broadcast room to tell.

Gu Fan will definitely give Chen Yi a big life!

He has been preparing for a long time!

Moreover, the handsome guy even delivered it to his door.

He actually chose truth or dare.

hey-hey!

Gu Fan narrowed his eyes and said with a smile: "Brother Handsome, please close your eyes from now on. You can only open your eyes when I ask you to. During this period, you must cooperate with whatever I ask you to do. Why?" Sample?"

"Huo~ This is easy."

Chen Yi didn't think much about it.

He closed his eyes on the spot.

Just close your eyes!

What else can Gu Fan do.

The most it can do is draw a turtle or something else on his face!

Don't be afraid!

It's trivial.

The moment Chen Yi closed his eyes, Gu Fan stood up quickly, ran into his room quickly, and took out the box containing green hair dye.

Then put it on the table.

Gu Fan put on the gloves slowly and started to follow the instructions.

He had already memorized every step in the instructions by heart.

Just for today!

Hey hey hey!

Handsome brother, get ready to meet the spinach head!

Bai Xier and Zhou Xu sat there, a little confused.

They still didn't understand Gu Fan's series of smooth operations.

One of them picked up the box and read it, and the other picked up the instruction manual and read it.

【Natural green hair dye】

After reading the title clearly.

The two looked up at Gu Fan at the same time.

Come prepared? ? ?

Good guy!

Could this be the green hair dye specially prepared for Chen Yi?

The photographer moved forward very sensibly and gave the instructions a close-up.

Let the audience in the live broadcast room clearly see what is written in it.

"Huh? Hair dye? Is it still green?"

"Shit! You are only allowed to bring one kind of consumable product. You don't bring food, but you bring hair dye?"

"There's something wrong with this green color!"

"Hey~ Could it be that Gu Fan did it on purpose? He just wanted to dye Chen Yi's hair green. He was trying to trick Chen Yi before?"

"The truth is revealed upstairs! Oh my god! This wave of Gu Fan is on the fifth floor!"

"It's over! The handsome brother is about to be raped!"

"Suck, I really want to see the handsome guy with green hair!"

"Watching Chen Yi being fucked the whole time was so exciting."

The audience in the live broadcast room immediately became excited.

Chen Yi in the video is still shouting.

"Hurry up, handsome brother! I've waited so long that the flowers have withered!"

Gu Fan put a plastic protective film on Chen Yi's neck and ears without changing his face, and then began to apply hair dye on Chen Yi's hair.

Chen Yi immediately felt something was wrong.

What's going on?

Shouldn't I draw a turtle?

Why did you move his hair?

What a plane!

His hairstyle was specially designed.

What a handsome guy!

"Brother Handsome, do you think I'm too handsome and want to mess up my hair and make me look ugly?"

Chen Yi closed his eyes and had nothing to do but mouth high.

But he still smelled a strange smell.

And this taste.

Something familiar.

As an entertainer.

It is common to go to the barber shop to change hair styles, so he is a little sensitive to the smell.

Barber Shop? Apply moisturizing liquid to your hair before washing it?

That's definitely not shampoo!

Damn it!

Hair dye!

Chen Yi reacted immediately.

"Damn it, handsome brother, are you trying to dye my hair? I'm so handsome, it won't matter what color you dye it."

"hehe."

Gu Fan sneered twice.

Nothing more was said.

Hear Gu Fan's sneer.

The more Chen Yi thought about it, the more something was wrong, and he began to think carefully.

With Gu Fan’s temperament, it must be more than just dyeing his hair!

There must be a trick in it!

Could it be that he wanted to ruin his hair with low-quality hair dye? And then be handsome alone?

"Brother Handsome, is your hair dye good? Don't damage my hair. If it gets damaged, I will ask you to compensate!"

"That's definitely not the case. This is an extremely green and healthy high-end hair dye."

Gu Fan smiled while operating.

Chen Yi didn't hear what Gu Fan meant for the time being.

The viewers in the live broadcast room understand it very well!

"Que'er eighty!"

"Hahahaha! It is indeed an extremely green hair dye, but in a physical sense!"

"You're so happy, handsome brother, you're about to get fucked!"

“It’s the first time I’ve seen a guy who was so happy when he was cheated on the spot, handsome guy (sorry)”

...

"That's good."

Of course Chen Yi couldn't see the barrage in the live broadcast room, he was still laughing.

But his smile suddenly froze after two seconds.

Gu Fan's words kept echoing in his mind.

[Extremely green and healthy hair dye]

【green? hair dye]

【green! ! ! 】

Combined with what Gu Fan likes to say in recent days.

Chen Yi's smile gradually disappeared.

Gu Fan definitely wants to dye his hair green! ! !

I rely on!

How can this be done!

I don’t even have a girlfriend yet!

How can you be green! How can you be a cuckold!

Chen Yi's tone was full of uncertainty.

He still has a glimmer of hope for Gu Fan.

"Brother Handsome, we have such a good relationship, you wouldn't want to dye my hair green, right?"

"Hahaha, what do you think?"

Gu Fan did not answer directly, nor did he stop his movements.

Chen Yi changed direction.

"Xi'er, Brother Yingjun probably didn't use green hair dye, right?"

"I have no idea!"

Bai Xier quickly shook his head and pretended to be stupid.

"Zhou Xu..."

When Chen Yigang wanted to ask Zhou Xu, Zhou Xu saw Gu Fan put his index finger up to his mouth.

"Brother Chen Yi, I don't know either." Zhou Xu obediently pretended not to know.

Chen Yi actually already had the answer in his mind.

The famous philosopher Hua Qiang once said that when you doubt whether a melon is raw, it doesn't matter whether it is cooked or not.

Since you don’t even tell him!

Then let him see for himself!

Chen Yi wanted to open his eyes.

Gu Fan seemed to have guessed what he wanted to do.

He said something faintly.

"Some people can't afford it and want to cheat, right?"

The corners of Chen Yi's mouth twitched fiercely.

The eyes that were about to open were closed again.

"you are vicious!"

Chen Yi gritted his teeth and shouted loudly: "No one is allowed to run away after dyeing their hair!!! Continue truth or dare!!! No! Continue playing dare!"

He can't be the only one with green hair today!

The words fell.

The scene suddenly became quiet.

The only sound left was the patter of rain.

Gu Fan, Bai Xi'er, and Zhou Xu looked at each other in confusion.

No one is allowed to run?

Can you just take a big risk?

Chen Yi wants to turn all of them into green hair!

Chen Yi felt the moving hand on his head paused, and immediately said with a smile.

"Hahaha, are you scared? If you are scared, just ask me to open my eyes and wash off the dye."

"..."

Gu Fan didn't answer.

He just focused his attention on Bai Xier and Zhou Xu.

He was determined to dye Chen Yi's hair green today!

Even if he kills a thousand enemies, he will not hesitate to suffer eight hundred losses!

Otherwise, he would have wasted it!

As for Bai Xier and Zhou Xu.

I have to seek the opinions of these two people.

Bai Xier nodded silently.

There is a determination in his eyes that he is ready to die!

certainly!

She was pretending!

She has actually always wanted to try dyeing her hair!

But she felt that it was a bit inappropriate for a lady to dye her hair!

So I never really tried it!

It's a good day today. Anyway, when I go out, I will say that I, Bai Xi'er, was forced!

What an honest and trustworthy lady!

whee!

Zhou Xu also nodded.

He didn't hear what Chen Yi meant.

Isn't dyeing Chen Yi's hair just one part of the game?

I wanted to keep playing!

Both friends agreed.

Gu Fan's hands started to move again.

"Okay, okay! Just wait for me!"

How could Chen Yi not know everyone's choice and immediately said harsh words!

...

"Good guy, are you here with Gu Fan?"

"No way, handsome brother obviously wants to drag others into the water!"

"If it's all a big adventure, there won't be four green hairs in the future!"

"I'm looking forward to it, hahahaha!"

"Zhou Xu actually agreed? Could it be that he didn't realize what he was going to face?"

"Gu Fan is really determined to seduce the handsome guy! He has all the tricks to kill a thousand enemies and damage himself by three thousand!"

"Actually, you don't have to lose three thousand. What if the handsome guy never transfers to the other three?"

"How come Gu Fan is so skilled! Teacher Tony!"

Gu Fan's movements are indeed very skillful.

In order to dye Chen Yi's hair green, he made more than a few preparations.

Lin Yi's stylist Li Ge's fighting voice was followed by a trumpet.

He has watched the instructional video on hair dyeing dozens of times!

After coming here, I simulated dyeing Chen Yi's hair every day.

Get started with this one.

That's quite skillful!

An hour later.

Gu Fan placed a mirror in front of Chen Yi, removed the plastic wrap on Chen Yi's head, and blew his hairstyle into Chen Yi's original look.

"The handsome spinach-headed guy! You can open your eyes now!!"

"Brother Handsome! I'll kill you! Ahhh! No one is allowed to run away! You all have to become a spinach head with me!!!"

Chen Yi, who had been silent for almost an hour, finally broke out.

But he stopped again the moment he saw the mirror.

Hiss~

Why do you feel so handsome?

Two minutes later.

Chen Yi stood in front of the mirror.

Started to be crazy and narcissistic.

"Oh my god, why is this face so handsome! It can match any color!"

"Oh ho ho ho~ This is the handsome guy! Hahahaha!"

"That's all the most handsome guy can do."

"..."

The other three looked at the narcissistic Chen Yi and were speechless.

Why is this so different from what they imagined!

Chen Yi shouldn't be furious!

Shouldn't we be clamoring to break off the relationship?

Gu Fan held his forehead with one hand. He still underestimated Chen Yi's shamelessness.

"go to bed now!"

Gu Fan suddenly felt bored, got up and walked towards the room, actually to escape from the next game.

"stop!"

Chen Yi suddenly stopped narcissistically.

A cold light flashed across Gu Fan, Bai Xi'er and Zhou Xu.

"Brother Handsome, the game is not over yet! Today! No one is allowed to leave! Continue!"

ps: Green-haired and handsome