I Heard A Hallucination After A Breakup, And The Whole Internet Felt Sorry For Me

Chen Yi and Bai Xi'er were very confused when they saw Gu Fan came back.

Gu Fan didn't wait for them to ask, and directly told them the cause and effect.

As soon as Chen Yi heard that Gu Fan could get the director's fish, he immediately stood up and prepared to score twice for the program team.

Even Bai Xier is a little eager to try.

Gu Fan helplessly smiled and said, "The director is just a fish, what do you think?"

"Oh~"

The two of them were immediately discouraged.

Gu Fan gave himself a thumbs up in his heart!

He successfully helped the program team avoid scoring twice and three times.

The director has to thank us!

...

The audience in the live broadcast room also wrote Gu Fan's name on the barrage.

But something shocking happened to them.

The name read by the host was not Gu Fan, but Bai Xier.

"ah?"

"Shouldn't it be Gu Fan?!!! Why is she a beauty! Could it be that Gu Fan is disguised as a man!!!"

"You are too daring to think upstairs. This is Bai Xi'er, Gu Fan's friend."

"Fuck friends, I think the young lady looks quite peaceful!"

"Tranquility? Haha, ask the fish on the program team, does it agree?"

"By the way, the program team and the order are wrong! Shouldn't Gu Fan be first?"

"..."

The audience in the barrage was confused.

But because Bai Xier is really beautiful, the LSPs felt at ease.

Some people even analyzed it.

"It should be in alphabetical order. Bai Xi'er is B, which is earlier than the initials of Gu Fan, Wang Ze, and Zhou Xu, so she will appear first. According to this rule, the next stage will be It’s time to Gu Fan during the game! If I don’t end up being Gu Fan, I’ll eat shit on the live broadcast!!”

"The upstairs is well-founded and convincing!"

"Hey, it's not a bad idea to see beautiful women this time!"

"Sit back and wait for the next game."

"..."

Bai Xi'er naturally didn't know what the lsp in the live broadcast room was talking about.

After her perfect performance, she left the stage.

Then her opponent Xue Qianxue came on stage.

Bai Xier undoubtedly defeated Xue Qianxue and successfully advanced to the semi-finals.

Then the second arena match began.

Under the spotlight, Zhou Xu's honest cheeks emerged from the passage.

The barrage exploded instantly!

"Where's that brother just now! Come out and eat the shit!! Eat it clean!!!"

"Damn it! What's wrong with you? There's no rules at all?"

"I can't stand it anymore!"

"What kind of plane is the show crew doing? The whole fake sequence is here to fool people, right?"

"Director He Qimin, you die!"

"..."

Director's room.

He Qimin looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room with an innocent face.

He just displayed the news of who was fighting whom on the big screen, and did not specifically explain who was going first and who was last.

What the hell!

It’s not that you viewers have misunderstood!

...

One high-quality stage performance after another.

The audience from "Huaguo Owned Hip Hop" stopped making noise immediately.

Just... I feel like the quality of "Do You Hear My Singing" is really high!

The hostility they originally brought from Chinese hip-hop was diluted by the beautiful singing voices of the contestants.

"Hi~ It looks really good!"

"The performance is great! The lyrics and songs written are so tasteful."

"The gauze is really walking next door!"

"Damn it! Why didn't you let me know about this program earlier!"

"I'm looking forward to Gu Fan even more now! These drafts are so awesome! Our new rap star must be invincible!~"

"This is a show that focuses on pop music. I don't know if Gu Fan can rap in this competition."

"..."

Time passes bit by bit.

The first three games were all completed.

The contestants who finally entered the finals were Bai Xi'er, Wang Ze, and Li Xin'er.

Waiting room.

As soon as Gu Fan got up, he heard the staff's voice.

"We invite contestant Chen Yi to come on stage."

Hearing this voice, Gu Fan turned around helplessly and glanced at Chen Yi: "Come on!"

He finally understands it now.

Director He Qimin was determined to make him appear last!

Even in one arena match, he was moved behind Chen Yi.

"Um!"

Chen Yi and Gu Fan gave high fives and left the waiting room with a smile.

Gu Fan looked at Chen Yi's back and shook his head and laughed.

One of the two brothers must be eliminated.

There's nothing we can do about it.

Originally, it was said that Chen Yi should insist on two more games to increase his worth.

Who knows that he might eliminate Chen Yi with his own hands instead.

As soon as the audience saw Chen Yi walking on the stage, they finally knew when Gu Fan would appear.

At the same time, they also gave Chen Yi the warmest applause.

Every contestant’s performance today was wonderful!

They all deserve their respect!

I think Chen Yi wouldn't be too bad!

The live broadcast room was full of voices cheering for Chen Yi.

"Go, go, go! [Handsome and handsome] Invincible!"

"A new fan, please tell me, what does it mean to be handsome?"

"Handsome and handsome is the combined name of Gu Fan, Chen Yi and Bai Xi'er! You just saw Bai Xi'er! She sings well! Do you know Gu Fan? You call him the new king of rap! And this handsome guy The only person left who is forcing me is Chen Yi! He is also very strong!"

"Listen to what you said, Chen Yi and Gu Fan are good brothers. It's such a pity that they killed each other!"

"..."

While the audience was talking.

Chen Yi has already started his performance.

It's a pure rock song.

The name of the song is called "Handsome".

The lyrics are also very interesting. They tell the story of how he, Gu Fan and Bai Xier met on the show and wanted to make peace.

The lyrics also mention the naughty little fish.

In the lounge.

There were tears in Bai Xi'er's eyes.

But he smiled and shook his head.

This song seems like Chen Yi saying goodbye to her and Gu Fan.

It made her a little more sad.

Despite the short time spent watching the game, they have actually been getting along for almost two months in private.

Listening to this song, Wang Ze in the corner even patted Ding Zhixing and sighed: "Goodbye brother."

Ding Zhixing nodded silently.

He lost to Wang Ze.

He had to leave too.

...

Waiting room.

A smile appeared at the corner of Gu Fan's mouth unconsciously, and he clapped gently with his hands.

He really didn't expect Chen Yi to write such a song.

I didn't expect that I would meet two like-minded friends like Chen Yi and Bai Xi'er just two months after arriving in this world.

Some viewers in the live broadcast room who had watched the contestant's life episode of "Do You Hear My Singing" even laughed and burst into tears.

Whether it was the meeting of the three handsome and attractive people, bullying the fish together, playing staff together, studying music together, or singing together, they had watched it all!

"Mad, why are you crying all of a sudden?"

"Damn it! Can you, this handsome guy, not be separated!!"

"I really like having sex with handsome and hot guys!"

"..."

Chen Yi's singing voice was frozen in the last line of lyrics.

"I hope we can all be handsome!"

Then he bowed and walked off the stage calmly.

The audience's applause was thunderous.

It was like saying goodbye to Chen Yi.

Off the stage, Gu Fan looked at Chen Yi walking down the road and smiled: "You are really good this time! You almost made your father cry!"

"Tch~" Chen Yi said disdainfully: "I am your father!"

"Okay son." Gu Fan walked towards the stage without looking back, "Just wait until you lose!"

Chen Yi looked at Gu Fan's back and smiled and shouted: "Come on! I'm waiting for you and Xi'er to win the championship!!"

In fact, he has long known that his strength is not as good as Gu Fan and Bai Xi'er.

It is precisely because of this that I wrote such a song to commemorate the days when the three of them got together.

As for winning or losing, that doesn't matter anymore.

The most important thing is the two best friends I gained from the show!

Gu Fan sat on a stool on the stage, holding the microphone and coughing twice: "I'm sorry, handsome guys and beauties, because of Chen Yi's compelling song, I'm a little emotional now, please let me slow down for two seconds..." ..."

The audience laughed.

"It's okay! I'll give you three seconds to wait!"

"Okay! I'll take my time too!"

"I was quite sad at first, but now it makes me happy."

"I'm laughing so hard, Chen Yi is so pushy!"

"Go, go, go! Our Gu family army is invincible!"

"..."

Gu Fan took a deep breath and calmed down.

His voice was as gentle as jade.

"The next song is called "Love Is Very Simple". I hope everyone will like it."

ps: "Love is Very Simple", singer: Tao Zhe, lyrics: Wawa, composer: Tao Zhe.