I Heard A Hallucination After A Breakup, And The Whole Internet Felt Sorry For Me

Chen Yi and Gu Fan stood in front of the same dormitory door.

The names of Gu Fan and Chen Yi are written on the bedroom door.

"I'll knock it! We are a perfect match, handsome brother!"

Chen Yi was so excited that he started talking nonsense: "I'm so excited that I can't speak. It's great!"

Gu Fan was quite speechless.

It really redefines "speechless".

While talking, he said that he was speechless.

This is so fucked up.

Such a talkative person is actually his roommate?

It’s so tortured!

Gu Fan is already worried about the next three months.

As soon as the two put their luggage away, they started wandering around.

this moment,

Gu Fan also exposed his true nature.

I want to see everything, I want to touch everything.

He stayed in the ward for more than ten days as soon as he came into this world, and he still feels unreal.

If Blue Star's medical level hadn't been much higher than Gu Fan's previous life, he might still be lying on the hospital bed with his feet unable to touch the ground.

Being in nature now finally gave him a sense of being grounded.

The two wandered to many places in Youpu Village.

There is a tape room filled with antiques from the music industry.

There is a music room with various musical instruments.

There are also clean and tidy practice rooms.

The crew has sufficient funds that can be seen to the naked eye.

When the two of them walked to a small pond, a goldfish suddenly jumped out of the water, sparkling.

Gu Fan and Chen Yi stopped at the same time.

The two looked at each other.

Then......

There were two more squatting figures next to the pond.

On the water, a little goldfish was looking at the two of them and blowing bubbles at them.

Gu Fan rubbed his chin with his hand and said leisurely: "I think it is provoking us."

In his previous life, Gu Fan's only hobby besides singing was fishing.

So no matter how he looks now, he feels like this fish is provoking him.

"Don't think it! It just is!"

Chen Yishen nodded in agreement.

As a senior fisherman, he is very angry now.

In his hometown, if there was a "Fish Baobao" who dared to provoke him like this.

He wants to pump water!

The photographer was nearby and everyone was numb.

What the hell are these two people thinking?

Did someone else's goldfish spit bubbles and provoke you?

...

The goldfish in the water seemed to understand what the two were talking about, wagging its tail and spinning in a circle in the water, and spitting bubbles at the two.

The two of them successfully imagined the goldfish's human voice - "Come on, come on, hit me, you idiot!"

Gu Fan: (｀⌒´メ)

Chen Yi: (fuck panfuck)

"Damn it! I can bear this anger." Chen Yi stood up with a look on his face and started rolling up his sleeves on the spot.

He looked like he couldn't stand it anymore and wanted to go down to find a goldfish to challenge him!

Gu Fan took a look and realized what was going on, so he quickly stopped Chen Yi.

While stopping me, I advised: "Hold it, hold it back, handsome brother, hold it back, the camera is still filming!"

"Yes."

At the mention of the camera, Chen Yi squatted back on the spot.

With cameras filming him, he still had to pay attention to his image.

The corners of the cameraman's mouth twitched.

If there is no camera in the relationship, you really have to jump, right?

How about he turn off the camera first?

As soon as this idea came to his mind, the cameraman shook his head quickly, scaring himself into a cold sweat.

Either way!

This will cost you your job!

Done!

He had only been filming the two of them for a while, and his mind began to wander.

What if it takes a long time to shoot?

Gu Fan and Chen Yi couldn't guess what the cameraman was thinking.

They squatted in unison and thought about life.

Oh no!

Think about how to fight back against this smelly fish!

"Hello, hello!"

At this time, a clear and sweet voice came from behind the two people.

They both turned back.

What caught his eye was a girl about twenty years old with a single ponytail who looked full of energy.

"Are you also a player?" The girl opened her mouth slightly, "I am also a player, what should I call you?"

"His name is Handsome, and my name is Handsome!" Gu Fan pointed at Chen Yi and then at himself, "We are a handsome combination! I am Handsome."

Chen Yi nodded in agreement without hesitation.

After a few seconds, I felt something strange again.

Gu Fan is handsome.

So what is he?

Fuck? !

pressing? !

"Hello, handsome, handsome, handsome. My name is Bai Xi'er. Just call me Xi'er."

Although Bai Xier was surprised by the two people's shamelessness, she still behaved very friendly, "What are you doing here?"

"Stare at the fish!"

[Handsome and handsome] said in unison.

Bai Xier tilted her head with a strange expression: "Huh?"

Staring at fish? !

What kind of weird behavior is this?

Ten seconds later.

There is another person squatting by the lake - staring at the fish!

Bai Xi'er thinks this fish is quite cute.

Gu Fan and Chen Yi have always wanted to cause trouble for this fish.

At that moment, Bai Xi'er even began to wonder if she was the one with the problem.

[Handsome and handsome]'s brain circuit is really wrong.

suddenly,

Gu Fan noticed the other side of the pool.

There was a long white water pipe standing there.

The other end of the water pipe is connected to the faucet.

Presumably this is used to refill the pool.

"Hmph!"

Gu Fan snorted proudly, stood up and walked around the pool to the water bank.

He briefly checked whether the connection between the water pipe and the faucet was stable.

After making sure that there would be no leaks when the water was turned on later, Gu Fan opened the faucet and came to the shore with a grin on his face.

Clear water gurgled out of the water pipe.

The goldfish in the pond swayed and turned to look at Gu Fan, and even jumped out of the water to play.

Gu Fan narrowed his eyes slightly and showed a scary smile.

Little Yuyu, let me be arrogant for the last two seconds.

…

Chen Yi's eyes on the other side gradually widened, and he became excited.

He got it!

He understands Gu Fan’s next operation!

Gu Fan was seen holding the water pipe, and his thumb slowly covered part of the water outlet.

The pressure of the water flow increased instantly, and it shot out like a water arrow.

The moment the water arrow was shot, Gu Fan's proud voice sounded at the same time.

"Accept my gift!"

The sudden increase in attack power rushed into the lake and hit the little goldfish.

The little goldfish was caught off guard and started to run away like crazy.

But wherever it escapes, Gu Fan's "bullet" follows.

"Brother Handsome, Brother Handsome! Let me try, let me try." Chen Yi ran to Gu Fan excitedly and took over Gu Fan's "water gun".

For a moment, Chen Yi's wolf howl sounded next to the pool.

"Wuhu~ Make you arrogant!"

"Don't run away, you can't escape, Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie!"

"Even if you scream, no one will save you!"

"..."

Bai Xi'er looked at the little goldfish with nowhere to escape, and then at the two big boys opposite, and was speechless for a moment.

this……

It really looks like two gangsters teasing a decent woman.

To describe it in a poem, she said, "The apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait can't stop crying."

…

The two people who had a great time asked Bai Xier very enthusiastically.

"Xier, do you want to play?"

Bai Xier shook her head firmly.

How could she bully the little goldfish!

emmm......

Two minutes later.

The operator of the "water gun" was replaced by Bai Xier!

...

The cameraman looked at the three people and couldn't help but wonder——

"Can these three people really make good music?!"

ps: Doesn’t it look interesting to write like this?