I Heard A Hallucination After A Breakup, And The Whole Internet Felt Sorry For Me

"Blow this up,

My rhythm is terrible,

my tongue is hot

My saliva is hot,

That one has the smell of that one,

I must admit that my rapping skills can conquer Chinese hip-hop. "

Almost breathless rap instantly descended on the stage of "Huaguo Owned Hip Hop".

The speaking speed is extremely fast! While the rhythm is full, the articulation is also very clear.

The strong basic rap skills were immediately revealed.

Shen Ziming, who had not yet reached the backstage, immediately turned around when he heard the sound and looked towards the stage behind him in shock.

So strong! ! !

Gu Fan speaks quickly with this move!

Do you really need to compare?

Shen Ziming only thinks that Gu Fan's appearance can give him the championship!

It's such a pity that Gu Fan is not an official contestant of "Huaguo Owned Hip Hop"!

On second thought, Shen Ziming felt a little lucky.

Fortunately, Gu Fan is not an official contestant of "Huaguo Owned Hip Hop".

It would be really disgusting if he couldn't win the championship with this kind of strength.

on the stage.

Gu Fan's rap continues.

The reason why he was so gentle in the beginning was also very simple.

Show your strength first so that you can curse others later.

Since it’s time to start spraying!

Then torture them from head to toe!

Crush in all directions!

In fact, it's not very gentle now.

"Makin and Breaking it down, (I lead the trend, then overthrow the trend)

...

...

There I go makin'a beat

Ain't nobody (let you)

Be touchin'me(out of reach)"

Sing this.

The last lyric,

"The distance between me and me is one hundred and eighty thousand miles."

Gu Fan speaks every word.

At the same time, he did not forget to reach out and give a thumbs up to all the contestants beside the stage, and then slowly turned back.

And Gu Fan didn’t even look at them when comparing his thumbs!

There was total silence.

The actors and the audience off the stage didn't know how to react.

Just look at their demeanor.

Apparently he was shocked by Gu Fan's quick words.

The audience in the live broadcast room was even more excited!

“ohhhhhhh”

"I'm so stupid, brother! It's so fast! The lyrics are hot, right?"

"Gu Fan's breath is steady and his words are very clear. I actually understood everything just now!"

"Gu Fan! Please allow me to call you Brother Fan! You are so awesome!"

"Brother Fan really crushed China's hip-hop!"

...

Player area.

All the contestants looked ugly and looked at Gu Fan on the stage with a hint of awkward smile.

They usually like to say that offending is an art form.

But when they are the ones offended.

They were immediately unhappy.

Gu Fan is now completely provoking them all!

someone shouted immediately.

"Weili! Come on! Kill Gu Fan!"

"We believe you!"

"How fucking crazy! We really think our country has hip-hop and no one does it, right?"

"..."

This finals is said to be an impromptu performance.

In fact, a group of them had already helped Wei Li write the lyrics.

And various ways to deal with Gu Fan.

With those extremely heartbreaking lyrics.

They believe that Weili can break through Gu Fan's psychological defense.

And then they kind of get on top.

Unexpectedly, he didn't notice that Wei Li's hand holding the microphone opposite Gu Fan was trembling.

Gu Fan’s aura is so strong!

...

Director's room.

Fu Long frowned deeply, clenched his fists and looked at Gu Fan on the screen.

Gu Fan completely exceeded his expectations.

He didn't expect Gu Fan's improvisational performance to be so strong!

Still a real improvisational rap! There is no such thing as a script that has not been rehearsed in advance!

His original intention was to bully Gu Fan, but he couldn't improvise!

But as soon as Gu Fan came on stage, he slapped his face to pieces!

Not only does Gu Fan know how to improvise!

And ridiculously strong!

However, there are ways to deal with it!

Gu Fan is improvisation, Wei Li is not improvisation!

Wei Li!

rely on you!

It can be established.

Forehead......

Still stunned.

He was so shocked by Gu Fan's extremely fast rap that he lost consciousness for a moment.

The contestants beside the stage looked at Wei Li with puzzled faces.

"What happened to Wei Li? Fight back!"

"What the hell are you doing!"

"I told you to give me the first place in this competition! Let me fuck Gu Fan! You don't believe it!"

"..."

These sounds did not escape Gu Fan's ears.

Gu Fan glanced at Wei Li, who seemed to be stunned, and then at the players beside the stage who had already begun to fight among themselves.

He sneered in his heart.

"A rabble."

Gu Fan picked up the phone and smiled: "What? It was too fast just now and I didn't hear clearly? I don't know how to fight back?"

"It's okay! Let's take it slow."

Finished.

Gu Fan enters the state again.

In an instant!

The energetic rap sounds again!

And this time.

Gu Fan is not as gentle as before.

"Who was this short-sighted person who eliminated the ace Shen Ziming just now?

Comparing who can jump higher on the spot is simply a shame.

I'm sorry that you have to force me to be a villain.

White shirt, black suit, tie buddy

I don't care what label you are, just stay away from me.

I'm enough to deal with you kids on my own! "

The meaning of the lyrics is quite straightforward.

He was just pointing at Wei Li on the stage and scolding him!

Point at all the players with higher scores than Shen Ziming and scold them!

Pointing at the noses of the program judges and scolding them!

Shen Ziming in the backstage lounge pinched the soft flesh of his waist in shock.

He really didn't expect that Gu Fan, who had only met him once, would speak up for him!

This is the first time he has encountered this kind of treatment after joining "Huaguo Owned Hip Hop"!

What to do if you feel a little moved!

At this time, the "actors" in the audience were all confused.

It was their first time to see such a crazy player!

How dare you openly curse directly on the show! Blatantly pointing out the shady secrets of the program crew!

"Damn, this guy is so fierce!"

"It's so exciting, I really want to applaud him!"

"Pay attention to your identities! We are here to make money! The director said not to applaud Gu Fan!"

"I... try to hold back..."

The professional ethics of the professional audience at the scene was pretty good.

No rebellion yet!

I didn’t cheer for Gu Fan just because his rap performance exploded.

After all, it makes money!

Not shabby!

But the audience in the live broadcast room is different!

Their blood is boiling.

"What a curse!!!"

"Gu Fan is awesome! Attack everyone equally!"

"So handsome!"

"Gu Fan is serious! I cried to death! He is actually speaking out for Shen Ziming!"

"Shirt thug! Full of taunts!"

The crazy barrage is just like the mood of the audience!

Came directly to the peak!

On the stage, Wei Li's expression was extremely ugly!

Beside the stage, the faces of other contestants in the same circle as him were the same as his!

This scene was watched by the audience in the live broadcast room.

"Brother Meng, look at the expressions of Wei Li and other contestants in the audience! Hahaha!"

"Damn! His face is turning purple! Gu Fan didn't do anything!"

"Why are they angry?"

"Because Gu Fan told what they had done!"

"..."

Finish singing this section.

Gu Fan smiled and tilted his head, and simply stretched out his hand to make a gesture of invitation to indicate Wei Li.

"Do you hear me clearly now? It's your turn."

ps: The first paragraph is from "Wandering to the North", Wang Leehom/Nawu Kere.

The second paragraph is from "Elevator God of War", Gem.

(I changed some of the lyrics to fit the plot, don’t scold me!!! Please!!!)