I Heard A Hallucination After A Breakup, And The Whole Internet Felt Sorry For Me

There were a bunch of soft cushions on the big lawn.

At first glance, you can tell that these are seats for players.

Gu Fan and Chen Yi moved forward quickly, as if they were afraid they wouldn't be able to grab a seat.

After arriving at the place, the two of them sat on the cold lawn without any discussion.

Bai Xier almost looked like an old man in the subway.

Every time she thought she had guessed the two people's behavior, they would always give her a little different surprise.

Running so fast just to sit on the ground?

What are you picturing?

No one is trying to rob them!

Bai Xier paid great attention to her ladylike image and quietly walked to the mat behind the two of them.

When Gu Fan saw it, he couldn't help but persuade him: "Xi'er, I think we handsome guys should sit on the floor."

Chen Yi nodded hopefully: "That's right, it's best not to sit on the cushion!"

Bai Xi'er rolled her eyes, really thinking that everyone was like you two and didn't pay attention to image at all.

Bai Xi'er complained in her heart and sat down.

She regretted it as soon as she sat down!

Forehead……

So hot!

The mat burns your butt!

She lowered her head in surprise, and met the eyes of Gu Fan and Chen Yi that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.

Bai Xier: (*ﾟﾛﾟ)

She finally knew why Gu Fan and Chen Yi didn't sit on the cushions.

Although the sun is almost setting now, its residual warmth is still there.

It would be strange not to burn your butt.

Gu Fan and Chen Yi are as smart as monkeys, how could they be fooled like this.

Seeing Bai Xier's reaction, Gu Fan knew that he had guessed correctly.

"I just feel like the mat is very hot!"

"Heroes think alike!"

Chen Yi agreed very much.

After the discussion, the two sighed at the same time.

"If you don't listen to the handsome guy, you will suffer the consequences in front of you."

Bai Xier's face suddenly became full of black lines.

These two are definitely straight men among straight men!

Forget it if I didn't say it clearly just now, now I still understand her!

I will definitely never find a girlfriend in my life!

Straight men are not straight. Gu Fan doesn’t know.

Anyway, Gu Fan didn't regard Bai Xi'er as a girl who could be captured from the beginning.

What a bunch of buddies!

The kind of good buddies who played "water guns" together, "bullied fish" together, and "worked" together!

Since we are good buddies, it’s not normal to cheat on each other!

After all, good friends are the greatest danger when there is no danger.

Chen Yi almost thought the same thing.

Bai Xier's image of a lady was ruined when she bullied the goldfish with the two of them!

Want to save it now? late!

...

"You two are so mean!"

Bai Xi'er's low voice still reached Gu Fan's ears.

Gu Fan did not refute, but joked: "Handsome people are always the same!"

"Handsome brother, a man of culture!"

Chen Yi gave a thumbs up!

"Bah, shameless!" Bai Xi'er really convinced these two people.

Why should I be friends with them?

Ahhhhh!

Die!

...

At this time, Zhou Xu, a contestant next door with a slight accent, asked the three of them with a smile.

"Three handsome boys and girls, can you tell us why you asked us to come here?"

He didn't expect that these three enthusiastic "staff members" were actually here.

Now that I saw it, I naturally wanted to find out the inside story.

But these three staff members actually shook their heads at the same time?

So strict?

No news at all?

It’s indeed a good program!

The staff is very strict!

Zhou Xu nodded slowly in admiration.

This show is at the right time!

...

[Please invite the convener of Youpu Village to come in! 】

The sudden sound of trumpets interrupted everyone's whispers.

Everyone looked forward.

In the quiet winding path, three instructors in regular uniforms strolled out leisurely.

The three are——

Zhang Yuan is a gold medal songwriter, ace lyricist and singer.

Tao Ziming, a gold medal composer, lyricist and singer.

Lin Siyi, a gold medal songwriter, lyricist and singer.

All are well-known original musicians from Blue Star.

A person at the top of the pyramid in the industry.

You must know that there is only one ace quota for songwriters, composers, and singers in the Chinese music industry every year, and it is a situation where it is better to be in short supply than in excess.

The total number of ace songwriters in the entire music industry will not exceed fifty.

This is the result of decades of accumulation.

Most of them have retired.

Only a few are active in the music scene.

And most of them are obsessed with creation and rarely participate in this variety show type show.

For example, Zhang Yuan is such a person in front of everyone.

This time can be regarded as his variety show debut.

I don’t know how much of a sensation it will cause when word spreads.

Generally speaking, a program is good if it can hire one or two top gold medal creators.

You must know that gold medal creators are also different from gold medal creators.

The top gold medal creators have the strength of ace.

It was just bad luck. The opponent I met back then was so outrageous that I lost interest in fighting for the trump card.

Or maybe I’m getting older and don’t have that much energy to compete for the trump card.

After all, fighting for the trump card requires a lot of energy.

This time, "Do You Hear My Singing" unexpectedly invited two top gold medal songwriters and an ace lyricist.

The director and investors really spent a lot of money!

As the three mentors appeared, everyone cheered excitedly.

For those of them who have music dreams, the three mentors in front of them are their idols and role models.

Excitement is natural.

The only one who is relatively calm is Gu Fan.

It's not that he's aloof.

The main reason is that he just came to this world and is not familiar with it yet.

Even though the memory in his mind told him that the three mentors in front of him were very strong.

But he hasn't experienced it himself, and he still doesn't feel that way.

To let everyone get to know each other.

The instructors asked the players to start the regular self-introduction.

This kind of standard activity that had embarrassed Gu Fan for several years when he was a student in his previous life finally happened again in this life.

The only difference is that in his previous life when he was young, Gu Fan was very shy.

Now he has become an old man.

It is impossible to be shy anymore.

It's okay if he doesn't say shameless words like Chen Yi.

The reason why I say this.

It's because Chen Yi is introducing himself now.

"You can call me Yi Shuaipa!"

"..."

The other players around him were laughing and responding.

Only Zhou Xu fell into deep thought. He turned to ask Gu Fan: "Brother, can your staff still introduce themselves? Can you still be a player?"

Gu Fan scratched his head.

He was so eloquent that he was speechless for a moment.

He didn't know whether to call this kid stupid or innocent.

In the end, Gu Fan nodded regardless of his conscience: "Yes! Our staff will still participate in the competition!"

He was going to lie to this stupid... oh no, innocent child for the rest of his life.

Zhou Xu suddenly realized it and said seriously: "It is indeed a good show! The staff also wants to compete! Awesome!"

"Pfft~"

Bai Xier really couldn't hold back her laughter.

It was Gu Fan's turn to introduce himself.

He introduced himself rather briefly.

"Hello everyone, my name is Gu Fan. I like singing and dancing..."

"Forehead……"

Gu Fan was stunned for two seconds.

I almost said the famous jokes from my past life.

Then he changed his words.

"I like singing, opera, dancing..."

"rope?"

"And ra...rush.B?"

Luckily he hasn't talked about basketball yet.

Barely rounded out.