I Heard A Hallucination After A Breakup, And The Whole Internet Felt Sorry For Me

"Ordinary Days" was recorded in Ordinary Village.

Compared to a place with complete facilities like Youpu Village.

Ordinary Village is really located in the countryside.

There are vast fields, gurgling streams, and blue skies and white clouds that are rare to see in the city.

The official live broadcast rooms of programs on major platforms are also locked here at this moment.

The camera focuses on the village entrance.

At the beginning of the episode, the host Jiang Shu suddenly appeared in front of the camera.

A very fluent opening statement immediately reached the ears of viewers around the world through the live broadcast room.

"Girls and gentlemen, welcome to the fifth issue of "Ordinary Days"!"

"I am the host Jiang Shu!"

"This program is sponsored by Duze Mask, the peak of beauty!"

"Now we have arrived at the entrance of the village, ready to welcome our new villagers!"

"Who is the first villager to arrive? Let's wait and see!"

"Ordinary Days" is worthy of being the most popular reality show variety show in China.

As soon as the broadcast started, the number of people in the live broadcast room reached 10 million in just a few minutes.

The barrages in the live broadcast room came like a flood.

"The ginger tree is beautiful!"

"Hey, I will definitely come on the first day of every show! Just to catch a glimpse of the host, hahahaha!"

"I looked at the guest list, and I feel that although there are not enough guests today, they are really interesting!"

"Let me guess who came first, it must be Chen Yi, he likes to be a conspicuous bag the most, or it must be Bai Xi'er!"

"Upstairs! You may understand [handsome and striking], but you definitely don't understand Bai Xi'er. I bet that Bai Xi'er won't come first. Even if she does come, it will take a long time for her to come. She wants to be a lady! "

"Hahaha! When I look upstairs, I'm a ten-year-old fan of Bai Xi'er! Here's the truth!"

Time passed bit by bit.

Suddenly, a foot stepped into the village entrance.

The audience in the live broadcast room immediately became attentive.

The host Jiang Shu saw the person coming and immediately smiled and said: "Ah, the first one to come is our Wang Ze, handsome boy Wang!"

Hear the host's voice.

Wang Ze waved to the host.

As for the smile on his face!

It’s been going on for half a day!

From the moment he set out this morning, the smile never left his face.

Host Jiang Shu immediately started interviewing Wang Ze.

"Wang Ze, handsome boy, I can see that you are very happy to come to our Ordinary Village. Can you tell me why you are so happy?"

"Because of that Gu... cough cough cough."

Wang Ze came to his senses halfway through, coughed twice and continued to smile: "Because the scenery here is very good, the air is very fresh, it is an unprecedented experience for me, so I am very happy."

He just needs to know some of the reasons.

It wouldn’t be nice to say it!

"Wang Ze!"

Suddenly, a shout sounded behind Wang Ze.

Wang Ze turned around and took a look.

He immediately greeted happily: "Brother Ding! Long time no see!"

"Long time no see! It feels like three autumns have passed!"

Ding Zhixing put down his salute and walked toward Wang Ze, opening his arms.

The two brothers hugged each other for a while and then looked at each other.

Ding Zhixing winked and said with a smile, "Are you happy?"

Wang Ze raised his eyebrows and replied: "Yes! What about you?"

"Happy too!"

Ding Zhixing stretched out his hand, and Wang Ze understood instantly.

There was a snap.

The two of them gave each other a high-five and laughed at the same time.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"happy!"

This time, the audience in the live broadcast room was stunned.

"What are these two people doing? Why are they talking secretly?"

"Why do I always feel like these two people are talking about something different!"

"Who can read minds? Please tell me what they are happy about! I want to be happy too!"

"It's better to have fun alone than to have fun together! Wang Zeding, Ding Zhixing, what are you two doing!"

"Why on earth are you so happy! Tell me!"

The host Jiang Shu also stood there blankly.

She hosted the opening of four entire episodes of "Ordinary Days."

This was the first time I met a guest who acted as if he had just picked up money.

Upholding top-notch professionalism, Jiang Shu stepped forward and asked like a curious baby: "Why are you two so happy? Can you share it?"

Wang Ze and Ding Zhixing looked at each other again.

"This matter can only be understood, not expressed in words!" Wang Ze smiled happily and started riddles.

"Yes, yes! The secret must not be leaked!" Ding Zhixing agreed casually, playing with metaphysics.

The two of them sang together.

The host Jiang Shu was helpless.

But at this moment.

Another burst of laughter came from far away.

In the true sense of the word, “Before you see the person, hear the person first.”

The audience in the live broadcast room heard this voice.

He immediately guessed who it was.

"Hey! Yi Shuaishuai is here!"

"Damn it! This laughter is so magical!"

"Handsome Stone Hammer!"

"Welcome handsome! Hahaha!"

I saw the conspicuous bag coming.

The audience was quite happy.

...

Chen Yi walked into the village gate with small cheerful steps.

When his eyes caught sight of two old acquaintances, Wang Ze and Ding Zhixing, he immediately shouted.

"Two handsome guys! Long time no see, I miss you so much!"

"Hurry up and let me, this handsome guy, give you a hug!"

As soon as Chen Yiren arrived.

His mean spirit permeated the air.

Wang Ze and Ding Zhixing were attracted at once!

Why are they all handsome! He wanted to call them two handsome boys, but Chen Yi called himself a handsome boy!

How shameless!

Wang Ze and Ding Zhixing immediately felt disgusted and took two steps back at the same time.

"Stay away from us! We won't do anything like that..."

Chen Yi's smile froze! He was silent!

Meow!

You can't get rid of this gay title, right?

grass!

Chen Yi swore in his heart!

Brother Handsome, just wait for me!

My popularity will definitely surpass yours when I go back this time!

Of course, a small incident will not really affect the three old friends' reminiscence.

No.

They chatted and started laughing again.

The host Jiang Shu looked at the three of them with an extremely strange expression.

The guests this year are really weird.

No need for any image at all!

Do you really have no idol baggage?

And as time goes by.

Li Xin'er, Xue Qianxue, and Zhou Xu also arrived one after another.

The six people gathered in a circle and chatted about something ambiguous.

"I said whatever I said! I didn't lie to you!"

"It's so cool! It's really going to take off!"

"Hehe, get it!"

"You little spy can still be of some use!"

"That's right, you don't even know who I am! Yi Shuaishuai! How awesome!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

The viewers in the live broadcast room couldn't bear it anymore!

The audience who posted the barrage wanted to eat a few people directly!

"Laughing and laughing! What on earth are you going to say! Just say it!"

"His grandma told me! Why didn't you tell me!"

"They're all Riddlers, I'm going to break the defense!"

"I've taken off my pants! Just show me this!"

"Can I die! Believe it or not, I will kill you within three days!"

"..."

Just when the audience was about to break through.

Director Liu Changqing's voice sounded in host Jiang Shu's earphones, immediately pulling her out of her sluggish state.

"Xiao Jiang, go interview Chen Yi and ask him about their other [handsome] members."