I Heard A Hallucination After A Breakup, And The Whole Internet Felt Sorry For Me

Host Jiang Shu nodded.

Chen Yi thought Jiang Shu recognized what he said, "He is more handsome than Gu Fan, but Gu Fan is too ridiculous", and the smile on his face became even brighter.

But he didn't notice at all that Gu Fan had stood behind him and put his right hand around his neck, preparing to put it on his shoulder.

Gu Fan gradually lowered his hanging hand and took a deep breath at the same time.

The moment his hand was placed on Chen Yi's shoulder, the deep breath he took was immediately released!

"Handsome brother! Long time no see!"

A deafening female voice sounded next to Chen Yi's left ear.

"Oh shit!"

The loud sound frightened Chen Yi so much that he jumped out.

"Who dares to sneak attack me! Ada~"

Chen Yi waved his hands continuously and hit Gu Fan with a set of wild punches that he couldn't understand at all.

When Gu Fan called Chen Yi just now, he used a female voice.

Chen Yi didn't recognize it was Gu Fan.

So there is still a smile on the face.

Wait until he could see the person clearly through the gap between his waving hands.

The punches in his hands became slower and slower, and the smile on his face became stiffer and stiffer until it disappeared.

A few moments.

Chen Yi stopped swinging his fists and reached out to pinch his face hard.

"Hiss~"

The severe pain gave Chen Yi a clear understanding!

He was not dreaming!

Gu Fan is really here!

Then how can he overtake in corners!

And the person who just spoke was obviously a girl!

Chen Yi's mouth opened wide.

Obviously this result is not acceptable.

"What? Handsome brother is a little surprised to see me, Gu Yingjun?"

Gu Fan restored his original voice, then walked to Chen Yi, clung to the shoulders of Chen Yi, who was petrified on the spot, and continued with a smile.

"Handsome brother! I just heard that you said you couldn't participate in the show with me. I was very sad! So I rushed here from Jianghai City non-stop."

"Just to keep you from being sad, look, am I good to you?"

"Brother handsome, please say thank you to brother handsome! Brother handsome, you are so kind!"

"Huh? Don't be stunned!"

Said.

Gu Fan poked the petrified Chen Yi and said with a smile.

"Yi Shuaishuai, thank me quickly!"

Chen Yi had a sad face and turned his neck stiffly like a robot.

He looked at Gu Fan's harmless smile and gritted his teeth every word.

"I. Really. Thank you. Thank you. Ah, handsome brother!"

"No thank you, no thank you! All buddies!"

Gu Fan waved his hands quickly and couldn't help laughing.

Chen Yi was grinding his teeth crazily.

I’m so angry! I’m so angry!

God damn it, he rushed over from Jiang Hai when he saw that he was sad!

Jianghai is at least five hundred kilometers away from here!

It had been less than three minutes since I finished speaking my sad words.

Can you, Gu Fan, come from Jianghai?

Do you think you are superman? ! !

Chen Yi felt like he was cheated!

I was deceived by my good brother!

Looking at Bai Xier's smiling face not far behind Gu Fan.

Chen Yi is 100% confirmed!

I was not only deceived by Gu Fan!

He was also deceived by Gu Fan and Bai Xier!

The audience in the live broadcast room almost died laughing.

"Hahahaha! Chen Yi looked so stupid when he was scared just now! Five consecutive lightning whips!"

"It made me laugh so hard. Gu Fan just used a female voice to scare him!"

"By the way, why does Gu Fan have a female voice?"

"Are you stupid upstairs? The new imperial concubine was drunk and forgot? Someone else is professional!"

"Chen Yi is such a mature person! Not only can he cover up his sadness with a smile, but he can also cover up his smile with sadness. He is like an actor! I wouldn't even watch Hollywood without him."

"Yi Shuaishuai, please thank Brother Yingjun!"

"Gu Yingjun is so cool! He suppressed Shuaishuai's bitchiness as soon as he came here! Hahahaha!"

"Let me just say it, handsome and attractive people need to be full!"

"Look, look, Bai Xi'er can't hold it in anymore! Her image as a lady is no longer stable!"

"Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose......"

Bai Xi'er couldn't hold it in any longer.

They all laughed like geese.

Chen Yi's expression changes are so funny!

The calculation is based on the formula of the law of conservation of smiles: "Smiles never disappear, they only shift."

Chen Yi's smile has completely transferred to Bai Xi'er's face.

She is the one who knows the ins and outs of the whole thing!

What else?

I can only blame Chen Yi for being so unlucky!

...

The unlucky Chen Yi was constantly moving his eyes at this time.

He looked at Bai Xier for a while and Gu Fan for a while.

Knowing that there was no hope of surpassing Gu Fan this time, Chen Yi's mouth twitched fiercely.

The only thing I can do now is to keep my possible future girlfriend!

He turned to ask Gu Fan.

"Didn't you say you didn't receive the invitation?"

"I did not receive the call when you called."

Gu Fan said cheerfully: "But as soon as you hung up the phone, the general manager of our company told me that it was indeed true! You really can't blame me! I didn't lie to you!"

If Chen Yi calls later, or rather doesn't hang up the phone so early.

Not even that.

Gu Fan finished his words.

Chen Yi immediately turned to look at his five "allies" and tried his best to defend himself.

"You heard me! I didn't lie to you, it was Gu Fan who didn't tell me! I didn't break my vow! Being single all my life doesn't count!"

Chen Yi originally thought that he could gain the understanding of Wang Ze and others.

But I saw five people "hum" in unison.

They don't believe it!

You guys are so handsome and cool and are in the same group!

They originally thought Chen Yi's group chat comment "I am a spy" was a joke! I originally thought Chen Yi really wanted to surpass Gu Fan!

Unexpectedly, he turned out to be a spy!

Still such an upright spy!

hateful!

I didn’t expect [handsome and handsome] to be so indestructible! So treacherous!

And their [Cosmic Super Invincible Revenge Alliance] actually had a gap first.

The five members of the Avengers Alliance turned around at the same time.

Open a high-level secret meeting.

"Chen Yi is really a spy, let's kick him out of the group chat!"

"Actually, I don't think Chen Yi is joking about the rest of his life?"

"He is so mean! Can you believe the oath he swore?"

"Too."

"Wrong, wrong! We don't need to kick him out of the group chat. Let's just open a new group chat without pulling him in! In this case, we can still use the original group chat to convey false news!"

"Good strategy! Adopt it!"

"Yes, yes! He must be kicked out of the group chat, he is a spy sent by Gu Fan!"

When the last sound sounded.

The high-level meeting of the Avengers suddenly stopped.

And everyone turned their heads to look in the direction of the source of the sound.

He happened to meet Bai Xier's smiling and sparkling eyes.

The five senior officials looked at each other.

How could you forget this spy No. 2?

"Ahem... I seem to have forgotten something!" Wang Ze coughed and immediately walked towards his suitcase.

"Yes, I have to call my mother to say she's safe." Ding Zhixing also turned and left.

"Yeah, I have to go too!" Li Xin'er nodded.

"I want to go to the toilet." Xue Qianxue raised her legs and left.

"Ah? Are you all leaving? Then I'm leaving too." Zhou Xu hurriedly kept up with his friends.

One after another the "senior people" left.

The Avengers counterintelligence meeting is suspended! Archive!

Let’s discuss it at a time when [handsome and handsome] is not around!

...

Chen Yi looked at the scattered members of the [Cosmic Super Invincible Revenge Alliance] and shed tears of sadness in his heart.

I am really not a spy!

woo woo woo woo!

The world has wronged me!

ps: Tingxian went out for something today. He just got home not long ago. He is too sleepy now. There is only one chapter for today.