I Heard A Hallucination After A Breakup, And The Whole Internet Felt Sorry For Me

He Qimin didn't know that he had been broadcast live.

He walked leisurely on the road holding the fish tank.

He was still humming the song "Daoxiang" that Gu Fan sang before.

It's just that the lyrics are often sung wrong.

Although Gu Fan is a bit skinny.

But the songs she sings are really nice!

Even he, a fifty-five-year-old man, likes to listen.

The audience in the live broadcast room looked at this leisurely little old man with great confusion.

"What does Director He want to do with a fish tank?"

"Who knows, could it be stealing fish?"

"That's right! Director He's fish are in the pond over there!"

"Stealing fish? How can a scholar's matter be called stealing? That was Dao He's fish in the first place!"

Originally, people in the live broadcast room didn't know what He Qimin was going to do.

They understand as soon as they contact the fish.

After all, they were originally attracted by the video of Gu Fan and others slapping fish in the mouth.

No, someone from the audience spoke immediately.

"Does He Qimin also want to catch fish and slap his mouth?"

"66666, upstairs, your brain circuit is quite explosive in the entire network! This fish is Director He's favorite! What else can you do! Take the fish away and protect it!"

"This generation of netizens is really difficult to lead."

"Director He still feels sorry for the little goldfish! I'm so touched!"

"He really made me cry to death."

"Have you forgotten that it was because of Director He's consent that the little goldfish got slapped?"

"Forehead......"

Netizens have a point, but not much!

Under the gaze of everyone.

He Qimin's dog came to the pool furtively.

After observing for a while, I found that there were no lights in the three houses, and then I placed the fish tank on the shore and started taking action.

He has already thought about it!

Just steal the fish...no, just take the fish back.

Tomorrow just pretend you don’t know where the fish is and start getting angry.

hey-hey!

Feint Gu Fan and others!

While He Qimin was thinking about his plan, he sat by the pool, holding the edge with his hands and slowly digging his feet down.

The water bank is not high, only 1.3 meters.

At 1.6 meters, he would be fine even if he jumped directly.

But this is night!

It would be bad if the sound of jumping down was too loud and woke up the guests in the room!

And if you jump like this, you will scare your own fish!

Be sure to be gentle!

Take it easy.

He Qimin slowly descended to the bottom, took down the fish tank on the shore, filled it with water and put it back.

He Qimin, who was ready for everything, turned on the flashlight on his mobile phone and started looking for the little goldfish.

But the little goldfish didn't cooperate with him at all.

Every time his flashlight shines on the little goldfish, the little goldfish will quickly run away.

Can't catch it!

Can't catch it at all!

The little goldfish was slapped hard today!

Still so skinny!

Originally, Liu Changqing installed several cameras on the rockery in the pool to protect the fish.

Now it just happens to be a tool for live broadcasting this fish stealing drama.

The audience in the live broadcast room looked anxious for He Qimin.

"Can you do it, Director He? I've been catching it for so long and I haven't even touched the little goldfish."

“This fish is really showing off its movements!”

"Director He doesn't even think about it. The four of them, Gu Fan, have been catching it for so long this afternoon. How can he, a little old man, still catch it?"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, do you think there is so much movement here from Director He, will it wake up the others?"

He Qimin was still catching fish very carefully, for fear of making any noise.

But gradually he realized that he couldn't catch the little goldfish if he didn't hurry up.

The louder the movement, the louder the sound will naturally be.

"Xiao Jin, be obedient and come with me."

Director He's gentle words continued to echo in the pool.

...

Bai Xi'er was sitting on the bed eating spicy strips.

Cheeks bulging like a squirrel.

Listening to the slight sound of water waves, Bai Xi'er muttered in her heart.

"You're such a naughty little fish. You're not good at staying up late at night! You deserve to be beaten."

Gradually.

The sound of water waves became louder and louder.

Bai Xier suddenly realized a problem.

So can a small goldfish make such a move?

Bai Xi'er's eyelids twitched, she quickly put down the spicy strips in her hand, and used her little finger to open a corner of the curtain.

The weak light kept flickering in the pool.

Bai Xier was suddenly shocked!

There is a thief!

I want to steal Director He’s little goldfish!

Bai Xi'er opened her door and walked out, knocking on Gu Fan's door.

Gu Fan was wearing pajamas, rubbing his eyes and looking at Bai Xier in pajamas at the door in confusion.

"What? You want to go fishing in the middle of the night?"

"Someone stole the fish!"

Bai Xi'er's voice was very quiet, but she was very anxious.

As soon as I heard about stealing fish, I immediately became energetic!

Immediately surprised!

"Who dares to steal the fish that our handsome team beat?"

The two immediately ran upstairs.

Wake up Chen Yi and Zhou Xu.

And informed them of the seriousness of the matter!

The four of them began to discuss countermeasures!

While saving the little goldfish, you also have to protect your own safety!

"Let's see who dares to steal the little goldfish!"

"I wonder if they have weapons. Why don't we get something to defend ourselves?"

“There’s one in the utility room on the second floor!”

"What's there?"

"Sickle, shovel, rake, hoe..."

Chen Yi listed many "weapons" at once.

He really understood this house.

"Let's go! Protect the little fish!"

Gu Fan immediately went into the utility room and grabbed a long shovel.

Chen Yi chose the rake.

The hoe held by Zhou Xu.

Bai Xier chose the smallest sickle.

The four of them carried weapons on their backs, quietly opened the door, and tiptoed toward the pool.

As the distance got closer, the four people entered the surveillance camera.

The audience in the live broadcast room were startled by the sudden arrival of four people.

"Oh shit! Who is this!"

"Fuck, where did these four people come from? Why are they carrying so many farm tools?"

"Good guys, isn't this a [handsome and handsome group]! What are they doing?"

"Why are the four of them so sneaky? What are they doing?"

"Don't they think Director He is a thief?"

"It's over. If Gu Fan and the others didn't recognize it and just knocked it down with a shovel, Director He wouldn't know how to do it!"

"..."

The audience in the live broadcast room saw the equipment carried by Gu Fan and others.

He immediately worried about He Qimin's life safety.

Gu Fan and others are actually not that stupid.

When they got closer, they heard the voices of people in the pool talking.

The four of them looked at each other.

They had already heard who the person inside was.

If this can be considered a thief, then it is a domestic thief!

Gu Fan sighed silently and squatted on the opposite side of the moon with the shovel, so that the moonlight would not be blocked and He Qimin would not be able to detect the changes in the moonlight.

Chen Yi squatted on the right side of Gu Fan with a rake.

Bai Xi'er squatted on Chen Yi's right side with a sickle in hand.

Zhou Xu squatted on Bai Xier's right side with a hoe on his shoulder.

The plan to catch the thief failed.

The four warriors who caught the thieves lined up in a row and watched He Qimin catching fish quietly.