I Heard That I Was Super Fierce After Death

"You came out to me, just to tease me???"

Xiao Qin glared at him angrily, "If there is nothing serious, I will go to the Internet cafe to eat chicken."

"Eat chicken?" Lin Wu said with a smile: "Why go to an Internet cafe to eat chicken? I don't have anyone in my house, so I can eat at my house."

After he finished speaking, he didn't feel quite right, coughed again, and added, "Don't get me wrong, I'm talking about chicken-eating games."

"...I didn't misunderstand, thank you." Xiao Qin twitched the corners of his mouth and turned around, "Goodbye."

"Hey, hey, don't."

Lin Wu hurriedly stopped her, and subconsciously reached out and grabbed her shoulder, but forgot that she was a ghost and had no entity at all.

However, unexpectedly, he actually grabbed Xiao Qin's shoulder as if it were a real body.

"Forehead…"

Lin Wu couldn't help but startled and asked in doubt, "Aren't you a ghost? How can you have a real body?"

Xiao Qin's cheeks flushed slightly, and he hummed, "Who said I have a body?"

"Oh...you let me catch it on purpose." Lin Wu looked at Xiao Qin strangely, but he couldn't tell that this guy was actually quite arrogant.

For an illusory existence like a ghost, if you want to affect reality, you must think about it.

If it wasn't for Xiao Qin who was willing to let him catch it, he naturally wouldn't be able to touch it.

"Nonsense..." Xiao Qin mumbled a little embarrassedly.

"what?"

Lin Wu's eyes suddenly lit up, "If you want, I can meet it, so..."

He couldn't help but have a bold idea in his heart.

"..." Xiao Qin could see what he was thinking at a glance, and couldn't help but say with a dark face: "Stop dreaming, if you dare to force me, believe it or not I suddenly become a man halfway through?"

"…"

Lin Wu was instantly cowardly and said with a dry smile: "Stop talking about this, let's talk about business. I want to ask you to do me a favor and negotiate with a group of ghosts."

Xiao Qin glanced at him and asked, "Do I get paid?"

"Yes, I'll give you 20,000 yuan." Lin Wuhao stretched out two fingers.

"Oh, yes." Xiao Qin nodded, and the lion said loudly, "Then I want 200,000 oceans plus half of the reward."

"…"

Lin Wu was speechless and couldn't help but say: "200,000 plus half? How can you raise the price like this?"

"Do I want more?"

"Not much?"

"A lot?"

"Not much?"

The two talked slobberily for a while, and Xiao Qin said angrily, "Then you only need half of the payment, no less. If anyone asks me for help, I will charge the full amount."

"How about 30%?" Lin Wu bargained.

"Thirty percent?" Xiao Qin smiled and waved at him: "That's fine, you don't have to find me anymore, you can find other children."

"Hey, hey, wait a minute."

Lin Wu glanced at her speechlessly, and had no choice but to say, "Okay, half is half."

"How much is it?" Xiao Qin asked curiously.

"If it goes well, it should be 20 million." Lin Wu couldn't help showing a smile.

"A lot." Xiao Qin said in surprise, "What exactly?"

"It's like this, I met a woman in the hospital this morning, her grandfather..."

Lin Wu recounted the experience and transaction between him and Shi Qiuhong.

After listening to Xiao Qin, he couldn't help laughing, "Yeah, then you seem to have been beaten by that woman. What if there are no so-called antiques at all? Can you still hold her legally responsible? "

"…"

Lin Wu was stunned and coughed, "No, you have to trust my intuition."

"Okay." Xiao Qin nodded casually, "I'm free anyway, so let's go with you, and I'm also a little curious, why the ghosts in the morgue don't want to let her grandpa come out?"

"I also feel a little strange."

Lin Wu wondered: "After a person dies, at least one has to be strong enough to become a ghost. Even if the morgue is a gathering place for the dead, there won't be so many ghosts, right?"

"You'll know when you go." Xiao Qin shrugged, "Anyway, if you get 20 million, remember to call me 10 million."

"You are a ghost, you still have a bank card?"

Lin Wu was a little speechless, thought for a while, and then said, "However, I have one more condition."

"what?"

"You become Lu Shaoyan, then give it to me..."

Before Lin Wu could finish speaking, Xiao Qin gave him a **** and said with a laugh: "Other children are dead, so you should die too, I look at you annoying, and I know that I'm disgusted in a day. , it's better to become a super fierce ghost."

"…"

Dead ghost, believe it or not, my obsession after death is to make you become Lu Shaoyan, and then...

"Cough cough."

Lin Wu coughed twice, stopped fantasizing, and said seriously, "I just want you to become Lu Shaoyan, and then just pretend to be my girlfriend."

"Oh, why?" Xiao Qin wondered.

"Oh, that's a long story."

Lin Wu sighed: "That Shi Qiuhong used a beauty trick on me, and I said, my wife is prettier than you, and you are not Lu Shaoyan, what's the use of a beauty trick? Then she mocked me, thinking that I don't have a wife, and just Lu Shaoyan took her as Yun's wife, and said that there are many men in China who take Lu Shaoyan as his wife, don't you think she is too much?"

Xiao Qin tilted his head and thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "I don't think so."

"Don't you think that when I encounter this kind of plot, I should lead you out and then forcefully slap you in the face?" Lin Wu asked tentatively.

"My wife is a big star? I'm going to be poisoned to death for such a **** street routine." Xiao Qin rolled his eyes.

Lin Wu's face turned cold, "Will you help?"

Xiao Qin snorted, "Don't dream, I don't want to pretend for you, let alone such a vulgar plot, it's impossible, it doesn't exist."

"...You get 60% of the reward."

"make a deal."

"…"

At this moment, the elevator dinged and stopped on the first floor.

Lin Wu glanced at the time and said, "The appointment is at night, but it's almost time now. Go early, and I'll call Shi Qiuhong when I get there."

"Lu Shaoyan, right?"

Xiao Qin, on the other hand, turned around and changed from a 16- or 17-year-old girl to a shawl with long wavy hair, bright eyes and white teeth, elegant and generous, and changed into a black suit. bat shirt and skinny jeans.

It was Lu Shaoyan, a superstar who was famous in the music world.

"Wow."

Lin Wu's eyes lit up instantly, and he was a little annoyed. In the future, he has so many female ghost wives, why not make Xiao Qin his wife?

"Can you change seventy-two? You can actually create it out of thin air?" Lin Wu couldn't help sighing.

"It's just an illusion caused by obsession." Xiao Qin shrugged, "At most, deceive your senses, but in fact it doesn't exist at all."

"Can others see you? You are a big star now, so don't be too ostentatious." Lin Wu asked.

"Don't worry." Xiao Qin said casually: "Unless it's Yin-Yang eyes, only ghosts can see me. Whoever I want to see can see me."

"That's good." Lin Wu nodded and asked curiously, "Can other ghosts see your prototype?"

"Of course I can't see it." Xiao Qin glanced at him.

Lin Wu sighed in disappointment, "I want to show Jia Ning your true colors."

"Stop dreaming, but I also want to get to know that Pei Jianing. Among your wives, she is one of the few I have never met." Xiao Qin said with great interest.

"By the way, speaking of this, I want to ask you something."

Lin Wu suddenly remembered something, took out a silver ring from his pocket, and asked suspiciously, "If the silver rings that Hongniang gave to my wives are taken off, what will happen?"

"Huh?" Seeing the ring in his hand, Xiao Qin couldn't help showing a look of shock on his pretty face.

PS: (Seven hundred and twenty degrees Thomas swirls all over the floor for a recommendation ticket~~)