I Heard You Are an Alien

Chapter 107: Hardcore duo

Formaldehyde (XXOOXXOO) 09:07:07

Is Xiao Xiaotian here? Is the gravel?

Formaldehyde (XXOOXXOO) 09:07:11

Are you there?

Formaldehyde (XXOOXXOO) 09:07:13

Are you here? Are you here?

Vermiculite (XXOOXXOO) 09:07:16

(Nose) Have you finally awakened the **** guy's attributes and decided to say your inner love bravely?

Formaldehyde (XXOOXXOO) 09:07:18

Uh ...

Long Xiaotian (XXOOXXOO) 09:07:18

Uh ...

Formaldehyde is really speechless. He knew that the contract information had been leaked as soon as he went to work this morning, and instantly the whole person was bad. Although this is not his fault, it also illustrates the problem of poor management.

This matter is definitely not concealable. According to reliable news, the boss who loves tide actually went to Russia to dig a foot! What kind of spirit is this? !!

Although 80% of his targets are Long Xiaotian, the relevant information of the gravel is also leaked together, so he thinks it is better to talk to both of them.

Formaldehyde (XXOOXXOO) 09:07:26

Two of you, I'm really sorry, your personal information was leaked by the undercover of our company sent by our tide.

Vermiculite (XXOOXXOO) 09:07:29

Infernal Affairs?

Formaldehyde (XXOOXXOO) 09:07:34

Uh ...

Long Xiaotian (XXOOXXOO) 09:07:34

Leaked information?

Yi Yi stunned, then saw a long list of apology messages sent by formaldehyde. Although she was unexpected, she was not very angry. Wei Feng obviously did not want this kind of thing. And in the final analysis, her personal information is fake, and it is obviously impossible for the other party to find her based on this.

wait!

Long Xiaotian (XXOOXXOO) 09:07:55

Is ID information leaked?

Formaldehyde (XXOOXXOO) 09:08:10

This is not, we have always kept this separately. Only the address and phone number under the contract were leaked.

Bian Yiti was relieved a little. Although the ID information can be found in the system, if you really "according to the picture," then 80% will find nothing. As for the address and phone number, she said before that she had better not call, and the former ... Is anyone still going to Russia specifically to find her? Obviously impossible!

才 She only thought so, who knows—

Formaldehyde (XXOOXXOO) 09:08:17

I got a message this morning, it seems that the boss who loves tide has come to you in person.

The reason why formaldehyde is said to be this is that this matter cannot be concealed at all. Secondly, he took the lead in exposing it. Not only can the boss who loves the tide "conceive", but also break the so-called "movement".

Yi Yi Ti: "..." Ha? ? ?

Hey, are you kidding? This guy actually went to Russia?

Her whole body is a little bad, and she quickly asked, "Cecile, is the address you compiled for me really lived?" Don't play any oolong at that time.

Cecil searched for a while and then replied, "It wasn't there before, and now it has been converted into a public toilet."

"……What?"

"It's a public toilet."

"..." I really don't need to explain it so seriously!

Yi Yi spit blood.

Is this really okay?

Although it wasn't Yi Ti's fault from beginning to end, she silently lit a candle for the legendary big boss, please ... please allow sadness!

It must not be her fault!

In this atmosphere of speechlessness and speechlessness, Yi Ti suddenly received a call, and the phone number was unknown. She was quite surprised, because to be honest, her mobile phone usage rate was not high. Usually only her brother would call her. In addition, the old schoolmates and colleagues would send text messages to each other on holidays, so "Strange phone calls" are extremely precious. Of course, 99% of them are advertising or harassment.

She thought this was the case, but after picking it up, she unexpectedly ...

"Hey?"

"Ms. Yi? It's me."

"Who is" ... "and" I "? The latest scam? User information leaked? But it sounds familiar. Yi Ti thought for a moment before returning to God, asking tentatively, "Mr. Shi?"

"Correct."

"... Isn't this your phone?" They had exchanged phone numbers before. She remembered that it was stored in her phone.

"Is it?" There was a small crackling sound across from him, "Oh, it's okay, I got it wrong."

"……can I help you?"

"I picked up an unlucky child by the side of the road. I have your number in my pocket. Would you like to come and see it?"

"... ha?" How can anyone pick up people these days. Liang Chen picked up the little red leaves, she picked up the lady ghost, Shi Jingle picked up the unlucky child ... the year of the world? No, obviously there is no such thing! No, this is not the point. The point is, "What kind of child?" Is it Xiaohongye? But Liang Chen's phone should be in his pocket.

"A young priest, a little cinnabar mole on his brows."

Yi Ti stunned for a moment, then immediately came over. Isn't this the young Taoist Jing Yuan who once asked her for money? I remember she did give him the number. Wait a second, "You picked it up? That means he ..."

"Yes, seriously injured, unconscious. Do you want to come and see?"

Yi Yisi thought for a moment and gave a positive answer.

I do n’t know about this kind of thing, once I know it, I ca n’t let it go. And to be honest, her impression of that little priest was quite good.

Unluckily, when she answered the phone, Cecil just went out to buy food.

Yi Ti wasn't sure exactly when he would be back (on several occasions, he didn't come back until noon in order to buy satisfactory dishes), so he left a note on the computer, explaining the reason she went out and where local. After this incident, she began to seriously consider whether to buy a cell phone for Cecil, at least when she encountered such a thing, she could call directly.

Before tidying up her clothes and preparing to go out, Yi Ti thought about it and took out from the room the white jade sword that the little priest had given her as "mortgage" and stuffed it into her bag.

By the way, by the way, she wears a thin wool skirt, a woolen bag in her hand, a hairball loop on her head, and woolen jewelry on her wrist ... all are Cecil's craftsmanship!

After using it, Yi Ti felt that she was all hairy ... No, Meng Meng Da!

Especially when I was wearing this body to post things, I got the praise from Pei Ling and Pei Xue sisters. When asked "where to buy", she felt that her vanity was greatly satisfied, especially when she replied, "My family Cecil helped me to make it", it was called a pride. Kekeke, of course, she belongs to the "nothing secret" style. In short, she looks calm and laughs behind her.

Alas, when she was cheerful, two people were receiving painful baptism because of her.

Yes, these two are the boss and secretary who love the tide.

After a night of toss, they finally arrived in Russia in the morning. Although they had prepared in advance, they have been living in the south, but they trembled slightly in the cold and cold air in autumn, as if they had Parkinson's.

After a while to get used to it, the boss took a deep breath and breathed the fresh air from a foreign country. He couldn't help but prosper: "Ah ~ Russia in autumn!"

The secretary secretly took out his notebook and planned to record the masterpiece of the boss, otherwise his salary would be deducted. But he waited for a long time without waiting for the next sentence, and couldn't help asking, "Boss, what's next?"

"It's over!"

"……what?"

"This is a short poem," the boss gave him a scornful look, and walked forward with a big belly. "Follow me for so long, still so illiterate!"

Secretary Wu: "..." Just like every time before, he really wants to use the notebook in his hand to stab the brain of this goods so that he knows who is uncultured! But considering his salary, he silently endured his inner urge.

The two walked out of the airport, hired a taxi, and left for their destination.

As soon as Xu Cai got on the bus, the driver turned back and asked, "Where are you going?"

Boss Wu: "... you asked if he was drinking!"

Secretary asked.

The brawny driver replied, "It's all right, just a cup!"

Secretary Yun turned to the boss and explained incidentally, "Russia's" Anti-Alcohol Law "stipulates that the maximum drinking amount for a driver is limited to a glass of beer. He drank a glass.

"A cup is not enough, do you know safe driving? Let him stop, let's go!"

Secretary Yun acted according to the words, and then the two only saw the driver look at the two from the rearview mirror, slowly drew his right hand into his arms, and asked, "Are you sure you want to get off?"

Only then did they remember that this is a nation with a talent for "fighting"!

He quickly shook his head like a rattle.

The driver smiled with satisfaction, took out the bottle from his arms, and took a proud sip: "Guys, let's go!"

Two people: "..." What about a good cup?

Immediately, the boss and the secretary realized the feeling of "Star Trek".

By the time the car was stopped forcibly by the traffic police, they had almost turned into two dumplings. Looking at shouting, "I only had a drink! A drink!" And had no time to deal with their traffic police, they silently slumped.

I tried my best, and they finally reached their destination.

Boss Bo looked at the familiar and unfamiliar building in front of him, sniffing the faint smell from it, and asked with a trembling voice, "Is the address here?"

Secretary Ji examined it carefully and nodded: "I'm sure it is."

"..." To this day, the boss realized that he was being played by Wei Feng like a bastard!

Thousands of miles to see the toilet?

What a joke! !! !!

The anger that filled the heart made him uncontrollably scream: "Wei Feng! I and you swear by each other !!!"

"Roar!!!"

"Long Xiaotian! You wait for me !!!!!!" If it wasn't for him, how could you fall into such a sad situation? ? ?

"Roar!!!"

"Wei Feng ..." The boss paused, "Where's the dubbing?" He looked around and found that the secretary actually walked out several meters away, and he couldn't help but say, "What are you running?" As a younger brother, of course you should fight against the ball!

Secretary Wu trembled and said, "Boss, bear!"

"You're a bear!" The boss was furious.

"No, there are bears there!"

The boss turned back subconsciously ...

Most people walk dogs and cats, while Russians who are fighting nations are bears! With this clinging, there will always be some accidents, such as the chain suddenly loosen, and the mask suddenly fell off.

There is such a thing in front of me.

Moreover, he seemed to be attracted by the roar of the boss who looks like a big bear, shouting: "Roar !!!" He also yelled as he approached his "little friend".

Boss: "..." Help! !! !!

As soon as Qi Qianjun made his hair, a buddy staggered out of the toilet with his pants on his shoulders and murmured, "Hey man, you are really dark."

"Roar!!!"

Boss: "..."

Secretary Wu: "..."

"Hey man, you are so warm."

"Roar!!!"

Boss: "..."

Secretary Wu: "..."

"Hey, man, why don't you answer me?" This guy said, and stretched out his hand to punch the bear. The latter stunned, and then slapped the former with a slap.

Boss: "..."

Secretary Wu: "..."

Nozuonodiewhyyoutry!

But what happened immediately made them stunned. The dude who was overturned actually got up and rushed towards the bear, then scuffled with it!

"Report the alarm!" The boss shouted!

"Good, good, good!"

But what happened immediately made them stunned again, that buddy actually won!

He actually knocked the bear to the ground and let it mourn again and again!

He staggered and walked towards the startled two.

嘿 "Hey, you two are the accomplices of this guy? Let's go together."

"..."

"I'm here!"