I Heard You Are an Alien

"In fact, I am afraid it has something to do with my traitor."

Facing Yi Ti's question, Xue Ye replied.

"Hey?" Yi Ti stunned, "What the **** is going on?" Then she greeted the two incidentally, "Sit down and say. Well, Liang Chen, let's talk first." At least I know how to put up with it in front of me, and I'm afraid that the goods will be dissatisfied with tears in my face-is it really not tired if the surface is not like this?

Soon after, she heard a magical story ...

"Do you know the two major occupations that we werewolves are currently engaged in?"

"Uh ..." Yi Ti was very helpless, let's not mention it? Really ruined three views! But since he asked, she must be pretending not to know, so she replied, "Chef and ... Bodyguard, right?"

"Almost." Liang Chen thought of what had happened before, silently suppressed the urge to fry, and then said, "But there are exceptions."

"Is that the traitor?"

"Yes." Liang Chen nodded. "He was born thin and weak, only a little stronger than humans, so he couldn't work in the bodyguard industry."

"..." As a werewolf, his health is really hard. "Why not be a chef?"

"He has an abnormal taste."

"what?"

Qi Yiti thought that the other party was joking, but Liang Chen said seriously: "He made something that he thought was delicious enough to cause genetic mutation."

Yi Yi Ti: "..." How unpalatable is that?

"Is that the batch of pork he made before?" Xue Ye said suddenly, "The batch that was beaten back all."

"Yes."

"What pork?" Yi Ti asked curiously.

"That's it," Xue Ye explained. "Because of the cooperative relationship between the werewolf and the vampire, they occasionally gave us abandoned dishes. But the food made by that werewolf was eaten by the pig, which directly affected The meat quality has caused huge economic losses. "

Yi Yi Ti: "..." So how unpalatable is that? !! She wiped her sweat. "Then the werewolf was rejected?"

"We are not human beings like ruthless creatures." Liang Chen sneered at Yi Ti.

Yi Yi Ti only felt an arrow in his knee, and then he continued to say--

"Although it is impossible to be a chef or bodyguard, many of the werewolves are engaged in other occupations, such as mercenary security nanny ..."

Yi Yi Ti: "..." Hey, are there any strange terms mixed in?

"As long as they are werewolves, they are all employed once they finish high school."

Yi Yiti resists all kinds of desires to vomit, so why do you work after graduating from high school? Is it that you are not interested in reading, or is it ... kekekeke ... you can't say you know the spirit, the spirit, and death.

只是 "It's just that he's very dissatisfied with this kind of thing." Liang Chen, who frowned slightly because of memories, didn't notice Yi Ti's expression, and then said, "I think it's an insult to him."

所以 "So are you a traitor?"

"It wasn't until he met another person."

"That man," Xue Ye took the topic, "I am a traitor to my tribe. He is a radical in the blood race, and believes that human blood is a necessity for survival, so he has been eating human blood for food, even food. Poisoning has been resolute and uncorrected many times. Human blood is the most wonderful food in the world. "

Yi Yi Ti: "..." Hey, what are these strange things? !!

"The reason for this is partly because of the education he received from an early age, and partly because he is also an abnormal taste sensation. Normal food is no different from poison in the mouth but contains a variety of harmful substances. Material human blood and Todd ... I mean the food made by the werewolf is extremely delicious for him. Originally, they didn't know the existence of the other party. However, some time ago, under an occasional opportunity , They met. "

"And then fell in love?"

"... They are all men."

"..." Doesn't it mean that same-sex is true love?

But Yi Ti obviously cannot say that.

"After the two met, they were determined to taste all the food in this world together."

"Isn't this great?" Although secretly speaking about this "boy-style development of comics", Yi Ti still thinks that this is also good. Hearing here, it's a touching love between two patients who decide to save each other after all ... no, friendship story!

"It is really good." Xue Ye replied, "If one party does not insist on drinking human blood."

"..." almost forgot the setting of "blood".

"Gradually, the blood packs I bought were no longer sufficient for Philip, so he started collecting blood from fresh humans."

Yi Yi Ti's expression became serious: "So ..."

"Although no human has been killed in their hands, but things like this will continue to cause serious consequences sooner or later. Even if it hurts human lives, it is not impossible." Xue Ye did not like people who broke the rules. Although he himself has almost tempted the blood planter too much under the temptation of blood himself, once or twice stealing is allowed, as long as he is not caught, does good aftercare and gives to the other party Sufficient compensation.

托 Todd and Philip are completely different. They attacked humans one after another without compensation or even after-the-fact processing. It will only be a matter of time before this continues. At that time, the practitioners will never let them go, and they may even harm the interests of the two communities. So they have been secretly hunting down the two apostates, trying to catch them back before they cause big trouble, but they did not expect that they would find each other's traces on Yi Ti in this city.

This means that I can't hide things anymore.

"This is their picture." Xue Ye said, taking out two pieces of paper from her arms and putting them on the table. Since the internal hunting order was issued, the blood races and werewolves all over the world have received these two pictures and stained them. They taste and blood items.

Yi Yi Ti lowered her head and found that she was still in the photo. As the name suggests, both are standard foreigners.

"Who have you met?" Liang Chen asked anxiously.

Yi Ti carefully looked at the photos, and said with a bit of pain: "Sorry, I can't distinguish the appearance of foreigners." Just as foreigners look at Orientals almost the same, she sees foreigners the same way, unless there are special characteristics . Because of this, she has no way to chase American dramas and British dramas. It is too painful to see everyone in the same world!

"Hey! Give me some seriousness!"

"But I don't seem to have met foreigners recently." Yi Ti really answered seriously.

"How come you smell like those two guys?"

"I think the situation has become serious, but you don't know it. In fact, I am today ..." Then she roughly described what happened today.

"You mean, he attacked the practitioner?"

"Did those two people die fast enough?"

I heard her say, they were slightly bad.

Although she didn't want to make up for the knife, Yi Ti thought that it was better to make the situation clearer, so she went on to say: "And the little priest is not an ordinary person.

"What is it?"

"I heard that it is the Three False Views." Although she didn't know the specific situation, Lu Kong should not lie about such things.

"Three virtual views?" Xue Ye's face showed an extremely shocked look, "Are you sure?"

Yi Yiti nodded, took out the little jade sword he had prepared from his pocket, and put it on the table: "This is his token for me."

"..."

"..."

Xun Liangchen's nose moved slightly: "It really smells like that cow nose."

"This time it's broken." Xue Ye sighed. "We can't do this anymore. We must contact the headquarters as soon as possible."

At this time, even if I like to sing a good morning with a vampire, I don't say anything negative.

"I have a question," Yi Ti said suddenly.

"You said."

"I've seen Jingyuan's wound. It should have been taken with a needle or something to remove the blood." She was surprised at this. "If it's really a blood race, you shouldn't need this thing, right?" misunderstanding?

I do n’t think it ’s okay to say this, the blood tribe in front of her is even more ugly.

He held his forehead with one hand, and said entangledly: "Since he knew Toro, who must be a cook, his behavior has become more and more strange. For example, he is not used to drinking directly, but to do Serve tofu, and then make dishes like Maoxuewang and fried tofu. "

Yi Yi Ti: "..." It's not wrong for a guy like this to be killed!

不过 "But you are right, this kind of thing is more certain. It ’s better. So, can you help us to introduce the practitioner from Sanxuguan?"

"I need to ask first."

"of course."

I happened to be coincident. Soon after several people spoke, Shi Jingle called and said, "Little Taoist is awake." Yi Ti took the opportunity to chat with the other party and finalize the matter. Of course, the location of the conversation was set in her shop instead of Shi Jingle's home, so that both parties can rest assured.

In the process, Yi Ti deeply tasted the feeling of being trusted by both parties at the same time.

how to say?

I'm pretty happy.