I Heard You Are an Alien

In this way, Wei Feng's traffic went up a step again. The big boss really couldn't stop laughing and, by the way, sent everyone a big red envelope. The formaldehyde was so thick that it blinded a lot of people's eyes. Many people say that he really has taken shit, and not only is formaldehyde not angry but also secretly, this **** is not something everyone can step on. Do you have the ability to step on one?

The one who is really jealous of the waves is the owner of other websites. Among them, love tide is the most.

I love the tide boss!

Xu worked hard to visit the cottage, but the cottage did not see it, he saw the latrine!

After encountering heavy blows, I finally dragged the injured body back home with the injured heart, but was actually said to be a guy!

Let ’s take a look at the guys. Now the girl paper likes this, maybe you can drive traffic to other website owners! The problem is, he used to be cheap! So light is ridiculed by different people!

一 As soon as he gets angry, he fires his secretary.

Although he used it quite well, he couldn't stand it! Every time people go out with the secretary, people just stare at his front and behind the secretary! What the **** is going on!

Is his sexual orientation really normal? !! !!

Hagiwara was so guilty of secrets to the secretary, but ...

The latter actually attacked in the anger of the boss's vicious anger!

As a result, when Yi Ti, who was keen to play around and barely had time to brush the net, learned the news that night, the news had completely spread.

Formaldehyde (XXOOXXOO) 20:30:15

(Connection)

Xun Long Xiao Tian (XXOOXXOO) 20:30:21

what is this?

Vermiculite (XXOOXXOO) 20:30:25

Formaldehyde, tell me the truth, is this really fake? (chrysanthemum)

Formaldehyde (XXOOXXOO) 20:30:27

Hey. (Smirk)

表情 From the expression, we can see that this guy has a lot in his heart.

But Yi Ti opened the connection a little, and suddenly appeared a black line. It turned out that the secretary was in a bad mood after being resigned, and this was bad. He naturally wanted revenge, so he thought of a very bad idea-he opened a Weibo.

Then he said some specious statements in it, such as "last year today, this year today" ... and so on, and then find a pusher to push it so, ha ha ha, the news broke again!

The so-called "passionate women ... men's hearts" by Zheng Zheng, everyone thinks the ancients didn't lie!

So the boss became red again, although he didn't want to do it at all.

He was hard-pressed, and he was happy when he was dead. You can see how formaldehyde looks.

Although this matter has almost nothing to do with Yi Ti at this stage, she still has a deep sense of sin, so she decides to forget it silently.

Huh, she doesn't remember.

Don't remember it at all!

"Oh!" I sensed a kind of "strange" breath from her body, and the sixty-six whole hairs that had been pricked in the bend of her leg suddenly exploded and jumped onto the young man's head, and burst into chaos. He turned his head into a henhouse.

She Yiti wanted to laugh when she saw it, but she saw that the blue hair with faint fluorescent light flew up by herself. Except for a few strands, which were used to "strengthen" Liuliu, the others were spreading smoothly.

With a kind of mischief, she dropped the computer, stood up, jumped from his bed to him, and walked towards him with a scratch.

Twenty-six: "..."

Cecil: "..."

After doing the "bad thing", Yi Ti, who was quite refreshing, sat down on his knees, lazily hooked his neck, and pressed his cheeks against his warm and generous back, although he knew that the temperature was adjusted by the day after tomorrow. , Still makes her feel very comfortable.

"Cecil."

"what?"

"What are you thinking?"

"I'm thinking Xiao Ti is a bit cunning."

"... what?" Yi Ti was guilty for a while, wouldn't this guy see the connection too? Help, is this really not her fault? !! She asked with tears, "Where and where is it cunning?"

"Like now, you can hold me, but I can't hold you, it's not fair."

"..." Cunning here?

But if you think about it carefully, this guy always seems to be tangled in places where others don't care.

I can't ...

"I like it ~" She tightened her hands a little, and said utterly, "How can you help me?" He did not dare to treat her!

Sui just got so surprised that she suddenly felt her body floating, then found that she really floated, under the effect of hair on the waist.

Cecile is certainly not revenge, just hearing her tone just now, wanting to do so for no reason. And this kind of behavior, besides his planet going out to express happiness and joy, also has the meaning of pampering.

"Let me down!"

"It's too high, it's about to hit the ceiling!"

"Wait, wait a bit higher, haha, really touched."

Uh ...

Yi Yiti was having a good time, and suddenly she looked at the door, "Who?"

I also felt that Cecil's hair quickly pulled back and turned back to black. After reaching out and holding Yi Ti from the sky firmly, he also looked towards the door.

Although people often pass by in the hotel corridors, even at night, but passing by to other people's houses should be unique?

白色 A white figure suddenly rushed in and shouted, "Master, help!"

Yi Yi Ti: "..."

Cecil: "..."

She took a closer look, and suddenly looked surprised, wasn't this Xuanyuan Yu?

I took a closer look, and she looked even more surprised. Why did she change back into a female ghost?

And, looking at her, it seems to remind me of the previous thing?

She seemed to be verifying her guess, and the lady ghost shouted in tears: "Master, please save me again!"

"... you remembered it." Before ...

"Huh." Xuan Yuanyu knelt beside the bed and said in tears, "I remembered it soon after I became this!"

"It looks like you don't have" amnesia "this time."

"I am born once, I am familiar twice, and of course I will not lose amnesia when I am used to being a ghost." Miss Ghost replied, "Experienced", "You have n’t seen a TV series where the heroine lost amnesia twice in a row?

Yi Yiti drew his lips and said, "I have never seen a heroine who turns ghost twice in a row."

Yun Xuan Yu Yu: "..." Soaring tears, "I was wrong, I should n’t be the heroine's position as a cannon fodder!" Holding her thighs, "The heroine has helped me a lot!"

Yiyi Ti: "..." This product is relatively normal when it is "human", but it only occasionally shows the breath of *. Once it becomes a ghost, its original shape is revealed. Is this the so-called "removed camouflage skin"? In a sense, it was really thorough enough. But now the point is, "How did you become like this again?"

Tong Xuan Yuan Yu answered with a snot and a tear: "I fell asleep in the bathtub while I was taking a bath, and it was all right when I woke up."

Yi Yi Ti: "... What about your body?"

"Still in the bathtub, I can't touch it like this."

"Is the water on and off?"

"..." Miss Ghost stunned, "I was almost getting my nose, as if it were ... on? Ah! It's finished! This time, I really want to become a dead ghost !!!"

Yi Yi Ti: "..." Can such things be easily ignored? And the word "dead ghost" always feels strange.

立即 She immediately got up from the bed, and before she could change clothes and slippers, she rushed towards the door. Cecil followed, and wrapped a wool shawl around her shoulder. Yi Ti took a moment to turn her head back to give him a smile, and ran to her room under the guidance of Xuan Yuanyu.

In order to save time, they did not make an elevator, but chose to run the stairs directly. In the process, Yi Ti took her cell phone directly to prepare to call her family.

"It's useless," said Miss Ghost, running away in tears, "parents went out and winglet went out! It's dead! It's really dead this time!"

Yi Yi Ti: "..." Alone in the room while asleep in the bathtub? What did she say? "I will take you well"? This is not comfort at all.

Soon, Yi Ti came to the door of Miss Ghost's room and knocked **** the door.

She was thinking about whether to open it directly, but suddenly there was a voice behind her: "What's wrong?"

Xuan Yuanyi, who wore headphones on her neck, looked at her doubtfully, and she also carried a plastic bag with snacks in her hand, and it seemed that she had just returned from the outside.

"Your sister has an accident, open the door!"

"What?" Xuan Yuanyi's hands fell to the ground with a bang, and he wanted to take out the card from his pocket and open the door. Although he could not see it on the surface, the previous events did leave a shadow on him.

Yi Yiti ran directly to the door of the bathroom, lifted her feet and opened it, and walked in and took a look.

"what!!!"

当然 The cry is certainly not hers, but the lady ghost.

the reason?

Take a bath, it must be fruitful.

Cecil did not go in.

But Yi Ti and Xuan Yuanyi both rushed in.

When a normal woman is rushed in when she takes a bath, she will make such a noise. She obviously screams abnormally, which shows that she has no consciousness of being a ghost.

Lu Yiti once heard that Lu Kong said that the appearance of a human soul is basically the same as that of the body, but the clothes and other things change with thought. For example, Xuan Yuanyu, although her soul was fruitful when she was away from her body, in her mind, the female ghost must have a white dress like Sadako, so she also kept wearing a white dress.

She never expected that she would forget the current condition of her body.

I'm really overdone.

"Don't call it." Yi Ti rushed up and dragged her up from the water. After trying her breath, she said helplessly with her hand over her ears.

"... I didn't call it." Xuan Yuanyi looked at her strangely.

"... I mean your sister."

"My sister?"

Yi Ti glanced and squatted at the corner of the wall, holding her head and screaming to escape the facts. The lady ghost took out a bottle of spray from her pocket (actually in space). This was sent to her by Lu Kong. The spray made with cow's tears as the raw material allows ordinary people to see scenes that are not seen under normal circumstances within an hour, such as ghosts.

Xuan Yuanyi's face turned blue instantly.

He stared blankly at the woman with her eyes closed in the bathtub, and at the white woman who was crouching and crying in the corner. Suddenly, she rolled her eyes and fell to the ground with a bang.

Yi Yi Ti: "..."

However, Xuan Xuanyu regained consciousness because of this voice, turned her head, and burst into tears: "Ah, ah, has he got swollen?"

"... He saw you like this."

"He was particularly afraid of ghosts since he was a child ..." TAT

Yi Yi Ti: "..." What are these weird sisters?

My sister-in-law is always a ghost, but my brother is afraid of ghosts.