I Heard You Are an Alien

I won, don't even think about eating noodles.

Because it's not "Are you unhappy? Otherwise, I'll give you a bowl of noodles".

Only feeling that Yi Ti was baptized by Tian Lei, after pressing the close button, silently pushed Shi Jingle ... or sandstone was pushed out greatly, and said solemnly, "Go and eat by yourself, see you!" "Idol" is important, but at this time there is another more important thing waiting for her to do.

Yan Shijingle turned over the dead fish eyes, put her hands in the down jacket's pockets, and walked lazily outward.

At the same time, the elevator door closed.

Yi Ti turned back silently, showing a "kind" smile to the young people behind him: "Dear Cecil, let's go back and talk about it." If this guy dares to say what she just guessed, such as " Sorry, I finally found out that our species are not true love. "Hehehehehehehe ...

Hit!

Emotional crooks must die!

I just don't think he is like this kind of person, and give him another chance to explain.

Cecil: "..." He suddenly felt that the current little Ti was super ... terrible, and there seemed to be a real image of the devil behind him.

同时 But at the same time, I don't know why, he felt a little happy again.

This is an emotion that I have never felt since last night.

Why is this so?

Soon, two people who had gone to breakfast returned to the room.

Yi Ti took off the white down jacket that she bought locally two days ago, and was too lazy to hang it, and threw it directly onto the chair. By the way, she slightly ripped off the scarf around her neck and threw it away, looking at someone with her arms in her arms "What do you mean?"

的 The young man who was taking off his down jacket, like her, paused and looked at her blankly: "What?" Unlike the "lying" just now, he is really at a loss now. As a poor child who was "broken up", he really couldn't understand her meaning.

The unlucky child who was also "broken up", the fire in Yi Ti's heart was burning more fiercely, because now how this product looks like it is acting stupid! Once a woman loses her mind, this is the case.

"You want to break up with me?" She rushed forward and wanted to grab his collar to show her anger.

Naihe ...

Height is not enough.

Yi Yi Ti: "..."

She sadly found that it was a bit frustrating to tiptoe and grab the collar!

Holding her hands twice in the air, she only felt that her "face" and "auspiciousness" had disappeared. TAT

Noticing this, Cecil immediately bent down, grabbed her hand, placed it on her collar, and comforted her somewhat awkwardly, "Okay, grab it." So don't show that grievance He would be sad if she was unhappy.

Yi Ming was comforted, but Yi Ti felt even more aggrieved. She pulled his collar fiercely, and took a figure of him.

"You dare to dump me?" What did she do! Didn't this guy think about the species before he extended her "magic claw" to her? It's awful to change the word now!

"It's Xiaoti, you dumped me." Cecil suddenly felt wronged, obviously he was the one who was dumped.

"What?"

Yi Yi froze, she finally realized that there might be an oolong between them. So thinking, she slowly let go of her hand, subconsciously smoothed out the wrinkles made by her on his clothes, and said, "Tell me your thought circuit! Detailed!"

A few minutes later.

Her expression is only one word to describe, that's right, that's-- 囧.

After holding this expression for a few minutes, she finally squeezed out a sentence from her throat: "What the **** are you thinking about?"

To this day, an alien who has only made an oolong finally realized that he seemed to have misunderstood something, and lowered his head to honestly apologize: "I'm sorry." Then, suddenly he thought of something, suddenly raised his head, carefully Looking at her again with anticipation, she eagerly asked, "That said, we are still lovers, right?"

"No!"

"..."

"Don't you say we've broken up?" She reached out and poked at his chest. "Separate!" As a stingy woman, she was very upset about her being "slammed"! Although it was just a misunderstanding, she felt that this guy had to learn a lesson and let him know that such words could not be said casually! Once said, there is no room for remorse!

"No points." That was a misunderstanding.

"separated!"

"Nothing."

"separated!"

"No……"

"It's been divided!"

Cecil: "..."

It turns out not to quarrel with a woman in a bad mood, because they never speak any logic or reason!

Cecil was the first time to see Yi Ti's side, and the first time she quarreled with her (if this was a quarrel). When he first became a lover, he was afraid he didn't do well enough, and he also checked related information. It is said that once a woman quarrels, she seems to have become completely another person. She is no longer beautiful, no longer gentle, nor cute, and sometimes even makes people feel annoying.

But he didn't think so.

When Xiao Xiaoti became angry, her eyes were bright, as if burning a fiery flame, her cheeks were abnormally rosy and she looked very energetic. Although not tender, but not ugly at all, it is quite cute.

He didn't lie, he likes her like him.

However, being angry all the time is bad for his health, and he has to stop her.

searching……

How to quiet a woman in anger?

Answer 1: You can stun, but your anger will double when you wake up, so use this method with caution.

不 No, Xiao Ti can't faint easily, and ... he doesn't want to make her more angry.

Answer 2: Please take out the cheque book immediately and give it to her. The more zeros, the better. By the way, the last sentence is: "Go shopping and put out the fire, buy as much as you want."

也不 This doesn't work either, he doesn't have a checkbook. TAT

Answer 3: Regardless of 37,21, press on the ground for a while until she can't speak.

He won't hurt Xiaoti!

Answer Four ...

Answer five ...

Continuous search ...

Alas, Yi Ti apparently found out that someone was obviously in a daze!

This guy!

She twitched the corner of her eyes and was about to say something. I saw that he suddenly turned back, then grabbed her shoulder at a speed that couldn't cover her ears, and lowered her head very quickly.

"……"What?

"boom!"

The two noses bumped into each other the next second.

Yan Yiti covered her nose with tears, and her tears burst out physiologically: "Are you trying to murder?" No such thing!

Cecile also covered his nose: "Not counting this time, come back." I was too rushed just now, forgetting to turn my head.

Yiyi Ti: "..." She knows what this guy wants to do, and she actually knows the "how to shut a woman up" method.

She gritted her teeth, stretched out her hands, grabbed a head that came again, rubbed it desperately, "Don't you dare, dare you, dare you?"

"Don't dare."

"Hum!" She said "threateningly," "The next time I do, I really dump you and let you take the street to sleep on the street!"

"叽叽!" The little guy heard his name and immediately got out of Cecil's pocket, looking at Yi Ti with his head crooked, as if to say "Mom, what did you call me?"

Yi Yiti's heart softened at first glance. Sure enough, let this guy sleep alone on the street!

Cecil nodded seriously: "I see."

"Knowing that it doesn't work, you have to remember it!" Desperately poking his head!

"Ok."

"Say again," Yi Ti slightly flushed her face and turned her head, humming, "How could I break up with you for that kind of thing, normal Earth men would ... would that be good?"

"Earthly people have indeed entered a period of physiological maturity in a short time, and even some people began to reproduce before they reached adulthood ..."

"Shut up." Here again! Began to black her big earth again!

As he said such a thing, the guy was still innocent and looked like "I'm serious".

Yi Yiti was speechless, then coughed softly, "Are you ... approaching me okay now?"

When mentioning this, an alien also blushed slightly and whispered, "It doesn't seem to be a problem now."

"So what?" She took his hand.

"It seems to be okay." He was blessed to his heart, hugged her further, lowered his head and smelled the scent of the light shower gel on her body, and a sudden "stirring" mood floated in his heart, but he soon caught it Then he said honestly, "It seems like a little ... but it can be suppressed by reason." During the talk, he retracted his hands to hold her face, kissed his forehead, felt it, and said, "This is no problem. . "

Nose tip, cheek, corner of lips ...

He was experimenting little by little.

His look was so serious that Yi Ti, who was being taken advantage of, felt that he had not been taken advantage of, and just accidentally made a "guinea pig."

Until she noticed that their kiss seemed a little different.

At first it was as gentle as usual, but gradually it smelled hot. The temperature of his body continued to rise, and his movements became eager and deep, as if he could not wait for more.

Yi Ti opened her eyes because of this error, and found that his eyes were still tightly closed, and her expression was addictive, but she was breathing very fast, holding her tightly in her arms with her hands, at this moment, his hair Danced again, entangled her around, not giving her the chance to escape at all.

The tip of a few strands of hair slipped quietly along the hem of the clothes.

Yi Yi Ti: "!"

As soon as she was about to forcibly break away, Cecil opened her eyes suddenly, then pulled back, gasping slightly, her brows frowning, her eyes still a little confused, as if she had just woke up from a dream.

After a while, he reacted a little dullly, and his expression became frustrated again: "I'm sorry ..." He said hoarsely, and accidentally, he was addicted to instinct again.

Can I be hated?

Yi Yi Ti looked at his pitiful appearance, could not help but tiptoe and kissed his chin.

"..." His body trembled slightly, and then he unconsciously retracted a hand, and touched the place where she had kissed with his fingertips. He looked at her with joy and emotion, whispering, "Little Ti ... "Doesn't he hate him that is getting strange even then?

"Don't think about it, you don't need to feel ashamed of such things." Yi Ti lowered her head and blushed, "This is a very normal thing even on earth. If you haven't ... cough, I have to feel strange. "Help! Why did she teach this to a boyfriend?

"Does Xiao Ti have this idea?"

"……"Hey! What makes her answer? !!

"It really does." Will Xiaoti also have "weird" thoughts about him?

Jelly star thinks this a little, a little embarrassed, but at the same time has a little expectation ...

"... Don't search for strange information without permission!" Yi Ti almost wanted to vomit blood, she didn't want to continue to discuss this awkward question with him! All in all, "You just controlled well, didn't you? So don't bother."

"Um." Cecil nodded earnestly, and then said with "academic spirit", "If you practice a lot, you should improve your control?"

Yi Yi Ti: "..." Hey, does this guy know what he's talking about? Is it unintentional or intentional?

She pushes away somebody's face again when she is powerless, and says angrily, "I'm hungry, I'm going to eat!"

"... Oh." Although a little disappointed, Xiao Ti was very hungry, but it was a very serious situation.

"Before that ..." Yi Ti twitched the corner of her mouth, reminding someone of an important thing he had forgotten, "Do you dare to take back the hair that was wrapped around my stomach ?!" A strand of hair remained on her navel It ’s so itchy near my eyes! !! !!

"..."

At this point, the two dummies who played a big oolong together finally came to be "returned to good."