I Heard You Are an Alien

Facing the roar of his friend, Sandstone said calmly and leisurely, "Who wants us to have an iron relationship?"

The apron young man's face was bloody: "... I have known you for eight lives!"

别 "Don't worry, I should be able to pay the rent soon." Sandstone said, pointing to the chat box on the computer.

青年 The apron youth looked in the direction of his fingers and said after a moment: "This is the kind of person you mean?"

"Hmm." Sandstone nodded, "It's fun."

"Don't be too happy too soon." The apron youth hit him without mercy, "It's unhappy to be divided into three and seven days, and he also said that he should consider it, maybe he should start sitting on the ground."

"No."

"Are you so sure? What if I said that?"

沙石 reached out and patted the landlord's shoulder, saying, "At that time, you buy the website and send it to me, so that the whole world knows that it was contracted by you."

"... what do you think of me? ATM?"

"No, it's a cash machine and babysitter."

"..." How dare he say that! The apron youth was furious. "Do you dare to bet on me?"

"What to bet on?"

"If you lose, you will help me with all the housework!"

"Yes," gravel nodded, "If you lose, you can't cook more than three times a week."

为什么 "Why didn't your request make me do housework?"

"Because the housework is what you are doing."

"……"Hey! !! !!

At this time, Yi Ti was also talking with Cecil on the issue of "publishing". During the conversation, she knew one thing. The reason why Mr. Rooney Issauer invented the thinking converter was in large part due to the child who died. His son was born with congenital diseases and was powerless from the beginning of his life. He struggled to live to the age of ten and died. In his short career, he almost never left the hospital, and his biggest wish during his lifetime was to paint a portrait of a family of three. It was a pity that this wish was not achieved in the end.

In this case, Rooney Issauer, who was his father, spent a full twenty years inventing this thinking converter. It is no exaggeration to say that this invention changed the entire universe. What is even more admirable is that he has since donated almost all of the profits made by this patent to poor children with congenital diseases.

缇 Almost immediately after hearing this story, Yi Ti made a decision.

"Let's do the same! In order to pay tribute to Mr. Ishur, and thank him for his great invention!" The earth is also part of the universe. Should she use this money to help people on the earth, shouldn't it be against the other's intentions? As Yi Ti said this, she poked at the soft body of her friend, "Cecile, what do you think of this idea?"

Cecil stretched out her tentacles and wrapped her fingers: "No matter what you choose, I support you."

Listening to this sentence, Yi Ti was a little embarrassed. She coughed twice and teased, "How can you kill me if you kill me?"

"You're not going to do this kind of thing, Xiaoti." The Jelly Astral man honestly replied, "Because you are a good person."

"... It's okay to issue a card."

Although she has always been called "good old man", she never feels that she is better than others. Just like now, the most fundamental reason why she can decide to donate this money ... maybe because she is not short of money at the moment. If it is time for crisis, her first choice is probably to accept money. Strictly speaking, she just donates things that she doesn't need urgently, just like many others do, so she really is no better than anyone.

Yi Ti, thinking so, was about to reply to Sand Stone, but suddenly remembered something.

"What should I do to sign a contract?" I need to use my identity card ... If she can, she doesn't want anyone to know that "Long Xiaotian" is herself. Although the chance of exposure was so small that she ignored it, she did not want to pose any danger to Cecil.

What she didn't expect was that Cecil beside her answered him like this--

"Leave it to me."

"Ah? Really?"

"Ok!"

I was so relieved.

Because she knows, since Cecil says yes, she can do it.

At the same time, Zhao Mingqi, a young gravel and apron, just finished eating fried rice. Just as the latter tried to get him to wash the dishes with his feet, the computer rang "drop by drop".

The two looked subconsciously.

Xiao Long Xiaotian 20:11:31

Sandstone is big, I agree to publish. However, I think you should improve the division, because without your text, there would not be this comic.

沙石 laughed softly: "It looks like I won again this time."

铭 Zhao Mingqi whispered softly, took two plates and turned away.

For such a result, he had long expected that, from small to large, he would never bet that beast.

Han Shashi looked back at his friend, lit a cigarette again, took a deep breath, and started typing on the keyboard.

I soon received a reply from Yi Ti. After discussing for a while, the two finally decided to divide it into 50%. Although she still wanted to make it a little bit more, Sand Stone insisted that this was her minimum "earnings from labor." In the end, she could not completely say that the other party had compromised.

After, Yi Ti took the initiative to add the QQ number of the starting point editor. At this time, the editor was off work, so the other party was not online.

After chatting with Sandstone for a while, Yi Ti turned off the computer, took a bath as usual, then poured the primary genetic modification potion into the bathtub. After lying in for half an hour, the water stained with blue was completely It turned back white, which meant that the effect was completely absorbed by her.

After that, Yi Ti went into the space to spend an hour or two as usual (Although tuna is good for the body, if it is too long, it will only make people feel tired. Also, the best time for a day is Before sunrise in the morning, it was a pity that Yi Ti only persisted for a few days and was defeated by Zhou Gong. It became the rhythm of three days of fishing and two days of drying the net ...), she found that after using the genetic modification solution The effect seems to be better than normal. Then he practiced the medicine according to the prescription left by the master.

She and the master are only junior spiritual planters. Many medicines in ancient books cannot be made because the aura in the body cannot support the completion of the potion. Fortunately, there are many primary prescriptions, but apart from the master's own transformation and invention, most of the ancient prescriptions are missing medicinal materials. In fact, Yi Ti found some seeds of medicinal materials in the trader. Unfortunately, there is not enough space. Even if you buy it, there is nowhere to plant it.

But unless another cavern is found, this problem is really difficult to solve.

After making some new pictures with the thinking converter, Yi Ti went to bed on time at ten o'clock in the evening. Before going to bed, she noticed that it was September 1st today-the date and week had been completely blurred since she didn't need to go to work.

The next day after getting up and having breakfast, Yi Ti did not open the store immediately, but turned on the computer first, but found that the editor named "Formaldehyde" did not add her. Not only that, his head color was still gray after working hours.

She didn't take it to heart and ran straight to open the store.

As the official school day approaches, the next few days, the street next door becomes more lively. Even the street with Yi Ti lived a lot of people, and also increased her income. However, Xue Ye did not return.

In this regard, Yi Ti was a little relieved while she understood.

Although I have made up my mind to support my brother no matter what, but it will take a little time to accept such a "I" sincerely. Not to mention, she felt that her brother did not even know Xue Ye's true identity at all, and the brother who had always believed in science actually looked at unscientific creatures. This is really a tragedy.

Probably because of the sudden increase in the number of tourists, Liang Chen always rushed to deliver food these days, throwing things to her and leaving. However, Yi Ti deeply doubted whether this guy had not told his truth to his enemies before remembering it, if that was the case ... too stingy?

The morning after a week, formaldehyde finally belatedly added her QQ, and immediately dragged her into the discussion group with gravel.

Formaldehyde (XXOOXXOO) 09:15:25

Sorry, I'm late.

Formaldehyde (XXOOXXOO) 09:15:35

I accidentally drunk too much a few days ago. I was shocked at the dinner table and was officially discharged yesterday.

Long Xiaotian (XXOOXXOO) 09:15:40

Uh ...

Vermiculite (XXOOXXOO) 09:15:40

Your name is quite appropriate. (Laughter at the table)

Formaldehyde (XXOOXXOO) 09:16:01

Don't mention it, since I used this vest, I have been admitted to the hospital several times because of drinking. It is too embarrassing that I must change my name after a while.

Yiyi Ti: "..." She thinks that, compared to changing the name, not drinking is the right choice?

After a while, the three talked for a while before finalizing their "cooperation intent." Of course, this is just a cooperation intention, because the editor of Wei Feng's website must first obtain the authorization of the original author before he can officially start negotiations with the publishing house in order to obtain the maximum benefits.

So they first need to sign a simple authorization contract. After everything is settled, a formal contract is signed with the publishing house.

Yi Yiti soon received the contract from the editor using QQ.

She looked a little and found that the terms of the contract were simple, but the trouble was that she needed a copy of her ID card: "Cecile, what should I do?" She looked at her alien friend.

"give it to me."

Cecile's action quickly printed the contract. Then, a tentacle wrapped the gel pen in the pen holder, and handed it to Yi Ti: "Do you sign it yourself or should I come?"

"Come on."

Cecil signed a standard cursive on the paper, Yi Ti worked hard for three minutes and barely recognized that it was the word "Long Xiaotian". She thought he might be a good doctor.

I can't ...

"Cecile, should I sign my name here?"

While she was talking, the printer suddenly squeaked again.

Yi Yiti curiously picked up the paper that emerged from it, looked at it carefully, and was surprised to find that it was actually a copy of the ID card. And ... the name on the certificate is-Long Xiaotian!

"Where did this ...?" Yi Ti was stunned.

"I made it." Cecil replied, using the tentacles to explain to his friends, "I specifically searched for the appearance characteristics of the person holding this name. You see, like a regular pentagonal face, The eyebrows grow into the hair, with only a millimeter thick lips, and ... "

Yi Yi Ti: "..."

She felt that she could no longer look directly at words like "knife-like face", "sword eyebrows flew into 鬓", "thin lips lightly" ...