I Heard You Are an Alien

The crisp sound as the bottle fell ...

"What is this? 唔!"

"Spit!"

"I ... I can't breathe ..."

Alas, the whole world was so clean.

缇 Yi Ti, standing near the alley, gave out a cold sweat, but only slightly upgraded the smell, shouldn't it kill people?

As she thought about it, she took out a well-washed handkerchief from her pants pocket, unfolded Cecil, folded her hands in her palm, and asked softly, "How?" Although it was on the upper edge She didn't smell anything, but his sense of smell was really sharp.

Cecil rolled back and forth in her palms, signalling that she was fine.

Yi Yiti quietly retracted one hand and wiped her nose. Well, well, no blood was flowing.

"???"

咳 "Cough!"

Twenty seconds later, Yi Ti poked on the wall, and quietly looked inside, only to see the two of them, a cat, lying on the ground, motionless, and faint white foam on their lips.

She hurried in, squatted down and peeped at their breath, then relieved. But then she had a hard time. These guys didn't seem to be able to wake up for a while, but couldn't just leave them here?

Yi Yiti scratched her hair annoyingly, put Cecil on the ground aside, and tentatively stretched out her hands to hold Liang Chen's waist, pulling up so ...

"what?"

看着 She was surprised to look at the young man who was easily hugged by herself. She felt that there must be something wrong. Is this guy's light weight? Yi Ti quickly let go of her and turned to Lu Kong as a target. The final conclusion is still-effortless!

"What the **** is this ..."

"What's the matter, Xiaoti?"

"Don't you find it strange?" Yi Ti fainted. Is she wrong or Cecil wrong? Why is his tone so calm, "I just hugged them easily!"

"Isn't this normal?"

"Hah?" Yi Ti stunned, and then responded, "What is this ... the effect of the genetic modification potion?"

"Yes." Cecil replied, "It can improve your physical fitness. In fact, it is not only it, but the tuna method you have been practicing has the same effect."

"Why didn't I realize it at all?" It wasn't that she didn't understand it, but that the world was getting too fast!

Cecil explained: "Because this change is not a sudden change, but it is subtle. Every time you give up or use a potion, your strength will increase, but because it is not beyond a certain range, you have not lost control of it."

"Is that so ..." Yi Ti remembered that she often saw such plots in novels. Because someone has improved sharply, his body can't adapt for a while. Either he walks too fast and hits the wall, or he crushes the bowl too much while eating. This is the so-called growth rate that exceeds a certain range. And she is just the opposite. She usually does not do any heavy work so much that she never notices it.

"This is too incredible." Yi Ti stared blankly at her hands, "Suddenly becoming Superwoman or something ..." Shouldn't she be wearing **** soon? ... No, let's forget about it.

Alas, this is not the time to think about this.

She shook her head, bent down and lifted the two young men easily, and then put it on her shoulders. Cecil, who sat upright on her head, stretched out two tentacles, entangled the yellow and white cat Ajan on the ground, and hung it behind Yi Ti, looking far away, as if carrying a cat shape. Backpack.

"Let's go back."

"Ok."

I was so easy. Female strong man. Tie embarked on the way home. I have to say that she has good luck and no one is on the way, otherwise the best Weibo today is probably that she hasn't run.

I walked and walked, and the two men on her shoulders gradually recovered their consciousness.

"I am here ... !!!" = 皿 =! !! !!

"Smelly ... !!!" = ==! !! !!

"Are you awake?" Yi Ti glanced at the two dumb-faced youths, asking intimately, "Isn't your posture uncomfortable? Just bear with me, and you'll be here soon."

Tong Liangchen: "..."

Lu Lukong: "..."

They must be dreaming! !! !!

Then they closed their eyes at the same time.

However, self-deception does not seem to be so simple.

厚 The thick-skinned Lu Kong looked at Yi Ti with tears in his eyes, "Can you tell me what happened?" Why did he suddenly faint? Why was he carried on his shoulder by a sister? This must be because the posture of waking up is incorrect! Can you faint again and start over?

"Do you need to talk about this? It must be her ghost!" Liang Chen, who had eaten once in Yi Ti's hands, said, "Yi Ti, wait for me!"

"The wicked monster is so arrogant!"

"Shut me up with a dead cow nose!"

"Shut up for me!"

"you shut up!"

"you shut up!"

"To shut up!"

"Close ..."

Uh ...

Yi Yi Ti: "..." Can these two people be more boring and naive? Anyway, it's an age of adults! Is it mature?

Then she knew-they really could.

The two guys were arguing, and they actually stunned in their current posture. Liang Chen slammed into his empty face with both hands, while Lu Kong poked Liang Chen's nostril with one hand, and turned his hair with one hand. .

Yi Yi Ti ’s mood also changed from “==” to “= 皿 =”, and finally changed to “== +”. As the so-called endurance is unbearable, there is no need to endure!

"Stop it for me !!!"

Yi Yiti shouted, while raising her foot to step on a stone on the side of the road.

"Boom!"

The two young men only heard such a sound, and then saw in amazement that her feet actually rolled over the stones and landed on the ground steadily. When raised again, there was only a gray stone debris on the ground. The powder was delicate and anomalous, almost like the two fragile hearts in their chests that had been scared into pieces.

Alas, the whole world was quiet again.

Yiyi Ti: I was just trying it out. I didn't expect it to work that way?

So, the soft sister got new skills in this way!

Soon, Yi Ti successfully carried the two back to the flower shop, tossed them to the ground less gently, put the cat on the table gently, and held Cecil in his arms extremely gently. She sat in a chair and looked at the two with a sincere expression: "Let's settle the dispute peacefully."

Pu Liangchen snorted coldly, "I have something to say with this kind of cow nose!"

Lu Kong also sneered, "I have that intention too!"

"Card!"

Yi Yiti silently put the tea cup lid that she had made into hundreds into pieces on the table.

Lu Kong swallowed his mouth and coughed softly: "Cough, in fact, it is OK to talk."

"Hum." Liang Chen snorted coldly, but said nothing.

"Who said first?"

"This wolf demon attacked me first."

"I'm a werewolf!" Liang Chen gritted his teeth.

Lu Kong 撸 Sleeve: "Is there a difference? I'll tell you, don't think you are a turtle and be arrogant!"

「土鳖。」

"Who are you scolding?"

"Poor ghost in fakes."

"Your boy owes ..."

"Card!"

Yi Yiti's face gloomy crushed another tea cup lid.

The two young men swallowed at the same time and closed their mouths again.

I have to say that angry people are the most terrible. Probably because such people always laugh and laugh, so once they go to the other extreme, people will be trembling in this strong contrast.

At least Lu Kong and Liang Chen now do not want to oppose the woman in front of them.

What they didn't know was that Yi Ti was reviewing at the moment: Although the newly acquired force deterrence seemed to be a very effective skill, it was too expensive. In a short time, two cups of Kung Fu were gone. I'm going to get some bricks and put them at home.

"Lu Kong, I know why Liang Chen attacked you because of the red leaves."

"Red leaves?"

"It's that little dog demon," Yi Ti said, "he was seriously injured."

Lu Lukong: "... what about now?"

"What garlic do you pretend to be." Werewolf Qingchun snorted. "It's useless to conceal. I can smell that the sword that cut him is the one in the wooden box on your back."

Lu Kong sighed and sighed, looking at Yi Ti: "If I said I didn't mean it, would you believe it?"

Soon after arriving in the city, Lu Kong received a commission from a husband and wife.

夫妻 Because of their busy work, this couple can only ask for a babysitter to take care of their children. But recently, the last babysitter resigned because of an urgent matter. The new babysitter has not been found for the time being. They can only temporarily lock the child at home.

In the past few days, they think their child is a little weird. It is obvious that there is only one child in his family. When he asks what he did during the day, he often tells me who and who I play with, only makes people feel creepy. They specifically reprimanded him for this, but the child insisted that he didn't lie while crying. The couple was scared, but they did not dare to sneak in the camera set up at home, because they were afraid of shooting something bad. After all, in the novel movie, this is simply a death flag. So just after being introduced, Lu Kong was found.

After investigation, Lu Kong found that the child's bedroom was full of monsters, and immediately realized that it was a monster.

Although most of the "heterogeneous" races have signed contracts with practitioners, they will no longer take action against humans, but just as there are still people who will commit crimes when the law is complete, there are always some aliens who persist in hunting humans.

So he laid a lock demon array in the child's room, intending to grab the demon and ask for it carefully.

To this end, he specifically asked the parents to take the child away, and used a grass man as his stand-in-in which a note was inserted with his birthday character and blood. Unexpectedly, the child did not know where to know that his parents intended to "remove the demon", and when he was about to burst into the bedroom, he yelled "Run!"

Lu Kong hurriedly urged the magic sword to drop, originally wanted to stop the monster, but did not expect it would rather be injured and escape.

He also glanced at the shock, and found out that the other party was still in his infancy.