I Heard You Are an Alien

After placing the flowers, Yi Ti simply closed the shop door, and when she walked back to the back room, she saw that a slime was holding out the movement of a tentacle and remained motionless.

Yi Yi Ti: "..." What is it doing? Connect the signal from an alien planet? Will rushing to talk disturb you?

Then she waited quietly aside.

five minutes later.

Yi Yiti finally lost her patience, coughed softly, and asked carefully, "What are you doing?"

"stand still."

"Ah?" She just remembered that when she left, she seemed to say "Don't mess around". As a result, this guy has really stayed still until now? In addition to being funny, Yi Ti felt this guy for the Nth time ... Hey, it's a bit cute.

"I said don't move, not to keep you still, but ... how to say? Just don't mess up the house and then don't easily appear in front of strangers. In short ..." After listening to Yi Ti's explanation, Cecil said sincerely: "The language of the earth is really rich." The short syllables actually contain such a large number of meanings.

"... that's right." Did she inadvertently hack her big earth?

`` Goo-- ''

The loud noise coming from the belly reminded Yi Ti that she patted her forehead and suddenly remembered that she had hardly eaten a meal today for the sake of moving. No wonder she was so hungry.

Although everything in the kitchen and refrigerator was packed, she didn't have much energy to cook today, so she simply took out a bag of biscuits and a cake from the snack cabinet. After sitting on the sofa, she picked up the remote control and turned on the TV. She tore off the packaging bag and ate crunchily. It's not that she abused the aliens and didn't give it food, but when the guy first came, the guy said, "I tried human food. I can eat it, but I don't get any energy."

Coincidentally, a food show is playing on TV.

Yi Yi Ti glanced at the steaming colorful food on the TV, looked at the strawberry sandwich biscuits in her hands, and could not eat for an instant. That's right, this feeling is the legendary abuse.

人类 "Humans really like to taste all kinds of tastes," said an alien who also used tentacles to climb to the sofa.

"Huh?" Yi Ti replied without turning her head, "Speaking of, Cecil, can you taste it?"

"It has been experimentally proven that the Sultana stars far exceed the earth's senses in terms of taste, vision, hearing, and smell."

Yi Yi Ti silently turned his head: "..." This guy has eyes and mouth no matter how he looks, how dare to say it!

Perhaps her suspicion was too obvious, Cecil went on to say: "This is not my true appearance, but a mimicry that must be used in the event of losing most of the energy."

"Really." Yi Ti, who had barely passed the creature, didn't quite understand the other person's words, but roughly understood what the guy meant, so he passed the cookie in his hand, "Do you want to taste it?"

Slime seemed to think for a while, then stretched out a tentacle, snatched a biscuit from Yi Ti, and swallowed it in one bite.

Yi Yi Ti feels that she can fully understand the movement of this guy-it's so heartless without teeth!

"what about the taste?"

"It's sweet, it's different from what I had before."

"Did you eat it before?" Yi Ti responded. Normal people are unlikely to calmly give it something to eat. So, "Where did you get the food?"

"A place called the" trash can ", there are many foods that humans put there. But the taste is sour and smelly. The taste of the earth people is really special."

Yun Yi Ti: "..." Don't you just arbitrarily black earth people like this? !!

I do n’t think about it until now. Their encounter may not be accidental. Aliens who rummaged for food in the trash ... What is this sudden sympathy?

In short, Yi Ti's heart, which is easy to soften, softened again. She put the bag in front of the other person and asked softly, "Would you like to eat more?"

That's all, Yi Ti shared a bag of biscuits and a cake with an alien. It's amazing that she doesn't think the cookies are so unpalatable. This may be because the food show is over, or it may be because someone is sharing it together.

After simply filling her belly, she felt that her throat was a little dry, so she stood up and went to the refrigerator to get some water, and asked, by the way, "What are you going to do ...?"

"what?"

"It's not a question of what! You ..." Yi Ti watched Slime and felt that the whole person was bad. There is no reason for it. The biscuits and cakes that it just ate, without exception, floated back and forth in its blue jelly-like body, and it looked like it was enjoying free underwater roaming.

"Although I can taste the food of human beings, I can't digest it." Cecil was a lot better than when he first came, but still had a stiff and mechanical voice with a calm taste. "Don't care, pass Soon they will flow out by themselves. "

I do n’t care if you do n’t care?

Yi Yiti couldn't help asking, "What do you eat it for?"

因为 "Because you invited me to eat." This strange alien replied, "You can't easily refuse the kindness of a friend."

"... Strange common sense you learned on earth again?"

"No, it's my principle."

"..."

Yi Ti stunned for a while, and suddenly felt that this guy from an alien might be very gentle in nature. At this moment, she suddenly felt a hot palm, and at a glance, she realized that she did not know when to put her head on the other's head, and rubbed back and forth like a praise child.

"Ah, sorry, unconsciously ..." Think of it as a human child.

Alas, how could this guy's body temperature suddenly become hot? Is it shy again?

She seemed to confirm her guess, and the jelly star who became hot accidentally slid to the ground accidentally, and then drilled under the sofa again. However, the tragedy is that its body is floating with biscuits and cakes at the moment, so no matter how hard it works, a small half of the body filled with hard objects is exposed, and it can't squeeze in anyway.

Yi Yi Ti: "... Oh!"

Cecil: "..." drill, drill, drill ...

After a while, those biscuits and half a piece of cake "flowed out" from Cecil's body, and it also smoothly penetrated into the bottom of the sofa, and did not come out for a long time. Unexpectedly, those "feces" were not damp at all, or rather, they did not look like they had been tasted. However, Yi Ti apparently had no plans to eat again, and she stuffed them into the trash bin with the packaging bag.

It turns out that aliens are really not suitable for human food.

I have nothing to say all night.

The next day, probably because of sleeping in a strange place, Yi Ti woke up very early. After taking care of herself, she took care of the plants in the shop for a while. When returning to the room, Cecil was also on the sofa, flipping through several long-expired newspapers with his tentacles and reading with interest.

"what are you doing?"

"collect information."

信息 "Information ..." Yi Ti thought for a while and asked, "Would you like to use a computer?"

"Can you?" Cecil's voice sounded pleasantly surprised.

"As long as it doesn't break."

Originally she only had a laptop, but after moving in, she found that there was a 70% new desktop in the bedroom, and the configuration was pretty good. Most of the appliances and furniture in this house are like this. To be honest, after moving in, Yi Ti became more curious about the old man who left all his legacy to himself.

Yi Yiti put her notebook on the coffee table, opened it, and connected to the wireless network in the house (the account number and password were attached to the router intimately), and handed it to Cecil. I walked into the kitchen to prepare the noodles for breakfast.

When the water was boiling, Yi Ti unconsciously diverged.

Speaking of it, she really didn't expect that she would have a flower shop one day. She had this idea when she was young, but ... maybe, this is the so-called "fate".

In fact, apart from the big secret of "raising aliens", she also has a little secret.

About this secret, it's going to date back to when she was very young.

缇 Because her parents died earlier, Yi Ti was almost brought up by her brother. Although his parents left the property, his elder brother Yi Shao was very busy every day while taking care of her. And because she didn't want to burden her brother too much, she also worked hard to learn to do housework early, and even sprinkled many vegetables in the yard of her home.

After a while, she discovered one thing-she was very good at growing vegetables.

Even if she didn't take much care, the vegetables she grew were better than others, for no reason.

She later discovered that not only vegetables, but all plants should be able to grow vigorously under her care.

However, although this is a secret, it is not a big deal, after all, there are more people who are good at planting. And one cannot make them grow fast, the other can't make them grow big, and the third can't make them strangely mutated, which is to be healthier than others. She said that "farming is a gifted skill of the people of the Great Heavenly dynasty." At best, she is better at mastering her talents earlier. She is not proud at all.

Then, because of going to primary school, Yi Ti gradually did not have so much time to take care of the plants, so she left the matter behind. After the college entrance examination, I thought about reporting to agriculture-related majors. Nai Yishao said, "Give you two choices: first, stay at home obediently for me to raise; second, find a girl suitable for girls can be assured. "After thinking about it, she finally chose to apply for a teacher training program.

Although the words of that guy sounds tyrannical, all his words and actions are based on wanting to protect her. In the final analysis, his brother is the best person in the world to her, no one.

I'm just a little sticky ... No, it's over sticky, and I just want to organize her life, which is a bit of a headache.

Alas, in short, the fate of this thing is elusive, and in all directions, she finally returned to the road related to plants.

So it ’s a coincidence.

The sound of 开 "汩汩" interrupted Yi Ti's thinking. She quickly concentrated her energy and focused on filling her belly.

她 When she walked back to the house holding the noodle bowl, she saw another shocking scene-this blue jelly star actually put a tentacle into the computer's USB port!

Does he think he is a U disk? !!

I didn't wait for her to say anything, it suddenly pulled out the tentacles, and then the whole body seemed to melt, and collapsed on the sofa, completely turning into a soft cake.

喂 "Hello, are you okay?"

Yi Yiti rushed over and subconsciously clamped the opponent with the chopsticks in his hand ...